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#☕: main 4 — having a crush on you

synopsis/concept: when each of the main 4 has a crush on you

warnings: none

author's note: i need wendy reqs or reqs for the girls please im desperate for a drop of inspiration 😔 also are my posts too long idk they all feel like whole ass novels

kyle brovsloski

at first, kyle himself wasn't truly aware of the fact that he had a crush on you. he only realized when he found himself getting kind of disappointed whenever you talked to some of the other guys, and plotting ways to get into whatever activities or clubs you were in

but soon almost everyone knew of how head over heels he was 😭

he'd almost follow you around like a lost puppy, going along with everything you say, doing whatever you'd say or ask, and even participating in your weird or sometimes semi-hazardous ideas.

he didn't even mind when you would get sucked into the black hole that is walmart and spend hours there. the longer you wanted to shop, the longer he could stay with you

sometimes you would drag him by the hand through the aisles looking for something, and he'd pretend like he was bored, or he was unentertained. truthfully, he loved that you were even touching him, and the mildest physical affection from you makes him go feral

usually, you initiate any physical contact, but when kyle does he touches you like you're fragile. i feel like kyle's the type to playfully hit people, but he just taps you instead, whereas he'd accidentally knockout cartman or something 😭

he'd just think all day about how much you smiled or how happy you seemed sometimes,

he just enjoys to be close to you and being included in like everything you did. it's lowk obsessive, but in an endearing way i swear

stan marsh

stan made it so obvious that he liked you 😭

literally everybody teased you both for it, but everybody was also lowk rooting for you two to start dating

because he would constantly be staring at you in every class and find every little excuse to talk to you or have an interaction with you. group project? he would come to you. he needs help with something? he'll come to you. you guys just worked so well together, he felt like it made sm sense

sometimes though, he'd get incredibly nauseous around you. he'd keep going to the bathroom every few minutes and you wouldn't know why. it was kind of weird, but you tried not to think too much of it.

he would always act incredibly awkward around you, and he'd get really flustered and anxious when talking to you or being around you, but you found it so cute <33 he wouldn't know what to say or how to act around you, afraid to say the wrong thing and scare you away.

he would be really sweet to you too. stan is generally really kind and polite to most other people, so you didn't think much of it at first, but you noticed something weird when it started to seem like he was trying to impress you.

he'd learn the songs you liked on his guitar and bring you to his house to play them for you. it's so endearing to him how you get so excited and shocked every single time he does it ☹️

he'd bring you little gifts and things that you like whenever he has the chance. if he happens to find a soda or a snack that you like when he's running to the bodega, he'll bring it for you the next day when he sees you.

AND stan is definitely the type to send you gym gain updates and tell you how much he benched you each day. he heard you talking about how you liked athletic and muscular guys with abs, so he makes sure to remind you almost daily about his sports abilities and stuff 💀

eric cartman

just like stan, he'd try to impress you a lot, but being less obvious. he'd want to make himself appear more masculine and "tough." like, he'd be a lot more aggressive to his friends when you're near, and he would talk a lot louder. it would make him really willing to get into fights around you so that you could see how big and strong he is, too

cartman also would get REALLY jealous if other boys have your attention, and he'd do anything to grab your attention and draw it away from them. he'd pretend he needed your help with something, or act like someone was calling you for something

cartman's the type to be a little meaner to you if he likes you to convince himself you that he doesn't for some reason?? he'd try to play them off as jokes, though

he'd act like he hates you, but it's kind of clear he doesn't. when he's chewing the rest of his friends out, he often exempts you from some of his insults

"you guys are so STUPID, did you really think that was going to work? except for y/n obviously, but the rest of you are idiots."

you had a small feeling he liked you, but it was kind of unclear.

you and cartman were also really closer friends somehow, so you just considered that his bias to you might not be romantic

kenny mccormick

kenny was sort of weirded-out when he realized he had a massive crush on you. he found himself fantasizing about every curve and dip in your body, and constantly thought about you.

and although you had a suspicion he liked you, you couldn't be entirely sure. kenny had the tendency to flirt with almost every girl he encountered (he's a little bit of a hoe) and he wanted himself to come off to you as confident to you

and he'd keep "jokingly" asking you to kiss or make out, hoping that eventually you'd agree and it would actually happen

but it was just the way that he got so flustered when you play along and flirt back with him even more intensely that gave him away. he'd start stuttering and blushing, trying to think of something to outdo you again

still, he'd restrict himself a little and think over his words thoroughly before he makes an effort to flirt with you, because he'd be scared he's going to scare you away or make you think he's weird.

he probably googles "how to be charismatic" or "how to make a girl like you back" just to make sure he gets it right 😭

he's literally smitten by you btw. everything you do is so attractive to him, and he talks about you to his friends almost 24/7, telling them about every single movement you made

he felt more at ease around you than most of his other friends too, so he felt safe bringing you over to his house. he knew you wouldn't make fun of him or nag him for it, unlike cartman or other people.

and when you met karen, you got along with her so well. kenny would rant about you to her and tell her all about you, and you were surprised that she knew you so well. and he loves how you always try to talk to her and be friendly to her. she's really shy, so you're one of the few people she finds herself comfortable around.

he loved when you started bringing him food or basic stuff for him and some of his family, at that point he was planning your wedding and looking for rings. he likes you because you're so considerate and kind to him, he just can't help it

[spiderrmax]

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[kennyluvr]

#🪐: main 4 — baking brownies with them

synopsis/concept: baking brownies with the main 4

content warnings: none!

author's note: the thing with ike is partially based of a personal experience LMAO. also i think there's tense inconsistencies but i don't wanna revise smh, so sorry ab that!

kyle broflovski

kyle loves to bake with you whenever it rains, it helps him relax. whenever he starts to hear even a drizzle he calls you to come over😫

you guys rarely use a prepared recipe though, and whatever you use to make it changes every time, since you're just winging it most days and trying a bunch of stuff

and you guys love to add random shit to it, like whatever you can reach, you just grab it and dump it in.

you guys are constantly giggling and yelling so it never gets boring or quiet, it's literally so fun

literally everything is funny to you, like kyle mixed up the flour and the sugar and you both found it hilarious??

you guys also put music on and dance every few minutes, and while you wait for them to finish

and sometimes ike comes into the kitchen and joins you guys, until kyle makes him leave against your protests 😔

once, ike got on the counter somehow and smeared the batter everywhere when you two weren't looking. that's why kyle doesn't let him stay long most of the time anymore

it was so funny because you both thought it was shit 😨

you guys were laughing until your stomachs hurt when you realized, but sheila was NOT amused 💀

tbh it took longer to clean than to make the brownies since you made such a mess, and lowk made it worse.. but cold brownies are better anyway!

stan marsh

stan would literally be so prepared. he has a recipe sheet, all the ingredients, toppings, and supplies all laid out neatly on the counter.

he'll probably want to add some weird ass shit to it too, like marshmallows, or peanut butter

"trust me it'll taste good! i swear, i've had it before. you're gonna thank me later"

and somehow it does turn out good?? 😧

he'll probably get cute matching aprons for both of you omg??

he partially takes the lead, being kind of bossy tbh but we love dominant stan

and he's definitely a perfectionist, like he'll measure everything meticulously. if you add even a drop more of something than the recipe calls to tease him, he'll lowk panic tbh

and if you try to taste the batter he'll probably lecture you about how dangerous it is 😒

"don't do that dumbass, you could get salmonella. or e. coli or something."

before putting it into the oven he'll probably write a cute little note on it for you with a toothpick or something to surprise you 🤭

luckily, you guys finish up fairly quickly, since stan's so neat and organized

eric cartman

unfortunately you're not really baking with him, you're baking for him..

does nothing to help you except tell you how he likes it and how he wants it to be

"um, no y/n. i want more vanilla in it. usually i eat them with a lot of vanilla"

he's kind of excited though, he loves when you do stuff like this for him, it literally makes his heart swell 😓

he'd probably be super close to you all the time to supervise you and shit, hugging your waist closer to him

you do the opposite of what he says sometimes just to bug him, because the look of exasperation on his face is so cute 😕

"oh my god- you stupid FUCK i wanted m&ms. what normal person eats brownies with almonds??" (almond brownies are fire btw)

he's so funny when he gets mad too, and you keep having to stop to catch your breath

but honestly, sometimes, he's not actually upset or mad at what you're doing. he just does it more and exaggerates just because he knows it'll make you laugh, and he loves seeing you smile so widely because of him

he's so impatient too, when they're baking he keeps asking when they're going to be done

when you're finally done, he'll tell you how good they are to justify all the stress he caused 🙏

"see? i told you it would be better with m&m's. and the almonds aren't too bad either, i guess."

kenny mccormick

kenny would agree but he'd be really cautious and scared to do anything

he still tries to make himself as helpful as possible, bringing you everything you need, giving you suggestions or ideas

you have to beat him away with a spoon sometimes because he keeps trying to have all the chocolate 😭

he feels bad that he can't do much, but he doesn't want to accidentally kill himself

so he opts to hinder you support you emotionally as well, just hugging your waist from behind and encouraging you with kisses ☹️

and just like kyle, you guys put on music while baking

but once you knocked over a whole bag of flour dancing, and he was just laughing hysterically 💀

and you yelled at him to help you clean up, but he's writhing on the floor, cackling and coating himself in flour

and then when he's helping you clean, he probably knocks over the batter or something and he starts laughing his ass off again

it ends up taking a while to finish, since you and kenny are both a mess and have to restart tons of times

but eventually, when you finish, he'll probably ask you to take some home for karen and his siblings 😢

[kennyluvr]

#🏹: main 4 — when their depressed gf is skipping school

synopsis/concept: the main 4 with a really depressed gf skipping school

content warnings: mentions of depression, im not sure what else?

author's note: if this also flops.. istg

kyle broflovski

although he thought he had done something at first, kyle is really observant, so he quickly noticed when you were falling into a depressive state. he first grew suspicious when you started avoiding him, making excuses to stay inside, and seemed quieter. i feel like as soon as he started connecting the dots, he just googled what to do

i don't think he would be really sure what to do at first, so he chose to just give you some space as to not bother you.

he would show he cared by doing you small favors and services

he would feel bad pushing you or forcing you to do anything, so he still tried to give you some degree of space or independence

eventually, when you stopped coming to school, he would make excuses for you to the teacher and defend you to people when they were calling you lazy or saying you dropped out

and he would bring over leftover food and even bring stuff over to cook you fresh meals if he noticed you weren't eating or cooking.

usually, he would stay to make sure you ate, and every few days, he would clean up for you too. he would throw away the rotten food in your fridge, do the dishes or laundry, etc

sometimes he would run baths for you and wash your hair for you, and help you with small tasks

even when you were ashamed of him seeing you in such a horrible state, he would comfort you and assure you, saying that he doesn't mind caring for you and helping for you.

some days he just comes over to lay with you in silence

stan marsh

stan would have a pretty similar approach to kyle, but it would have a clearer goal and it would be a little more practical, and he would spend entire nights doing research

i feel like stan's actions would be more thought-out, and he would bring you things and encourage you to try things he thought might make you feel better.

like, sometimes he would bring you vitamins or medications he researched about

and he would encourage you to go outside and take walks or go to the bodega with him, because he read that regularly going outside reduces stress or anxiety

like kyle, he would cook for you and do things you didn't feel like doing

he also didn't want you to fall behind in school just because you weren't feeling good, so he would literally like learn your handwriting and do your work for you or some shit

he would verbally comfort you a ton and assure you that things are going to get better, encouraging you to see a doctor and get help.

he insists you visit a therapist, and try medication a ton because he just wanted you to feel better

tbh i think he would read to you sometimes too. he'd find books he thinks you'll enjoy and bring them over to entertain you

eric cartman

i don't think cartman would know what to do, like at all, and he would probably be a little bit uneasy because he doesn't want to upset you and doesn't entirely get it

initially, to ease his discomfort, he would make jokes about it, calling you lazy, or asking what was wrong with you, but he soon understood it made you feel bad and stopped

eventually, i think he'd sort of understand how bad you were feeling, and would beg his mom to cook for you and would bring you food, like kyle

he always came to visit you after school, just to provide you with some company to let you know he cared, and he didn't want you to be lonely

you're like his best friend too, so he doesn't like going long periods without talking to you or seeing you.

he brings over movies for you to watch together to take your mind of things, and lets you cuddle with him to comfort you

or he would bring games and play them with you or let you watch him play as he talks to fill the silence

even if you didn't want to say anything yourself, he would just ramble about his day and rant to you about all the crazy stuff the teachers are assigning or how annoying some of his classmates are. sometimes he would give you little updates on your friends, and tell you all the drama

he would sometimes bring over kitty and let you borrow her for a few nights, since he thinks it would make you feel better

kenny mccormick

kenny is probably a really good listener, so after he realizes you're not feeling well, he just straight up asks you what's wrong and lets you vent to him for hours while he holds you

sometimes if you start crying to him, he would even skip school with you for a few days, and spend a few nights with you until you forced him to go back

he's poor so he can't really afford to bring you any food or fancy vitamins like stan, but he tells you about stuff and gives you suggestions sometimes, and still encourages you to go outside, and drink water

he feels bad he can't buy you stuff, so instead he just cleans up for you and does your chores

although he doesn't talk much, he would let you know how much he cares about you and how much he loves you almost daily

he knows you're kind of embarrassed about your state sometimes so he makes sure to pepper you with compliments and tells you how you still look pretty even at a low point and shit

sometimes he would bring karen to visit with him because he knows you like her, and convinces you to get out of bed to play with her a bit

he'll steal classwork and homework answers from stan or kyle and bring them for you to copy, because he doesn't want you to start failing your classes

[kennyluvr]

hi guys im back i was in the hospital for a while then i got my phone taken for a long time and then i couldn’t log into my tumblr but im gonna start doing all the requests soon!!

[spiderrmax]

is stick of truth fun? like what kind of game is it? i lowk wanna buy it but i've spent around $80 on shitty games so it can't happen again lmao 😞

HIYA! :) this is me rambling but i hope i answer ur question

there r two groups in the game: humans & elves. the humans are composed of cartman, butters, kenny, craig, tweek, and tolkien. the elves are made of kyle, stan, jimmy, timmy, & other side characters i didn't talk too lmao.

you play as the new kid "douchebag" who gets recruited by butters to join the humans & defend the stick of truth! that means they rule the universe. you can choose to side w the elves once you meet them tho.

the game play gets kinda awkward at some points (im a ps4 player so idk if it's different on other things) like they have a magic system that's a bit weird but like you get it after the first few tries. yhere are a lot of side quests that allow you to explore the town! however they get kinda annoying bc they have u walking everywhere lol. it's pretty good tbh & feels like a long episode of south park!

also it was on sale when i bought it so depending on where u play it might be 4 u too! (it was like 10 dollars when i bought. og price was 30 i think)

[spiderrmax]

hi your stuff is so cute <33

hi omg! thank u so much :D i haven't gotten around to reblogging it yet but i read ur first set of headcanons & they were really cute too!