#kevin: making ribs tonight… thea: (sighing) i’ll get the cleaver | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

dayurno · 2 months

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kevin’s general boytoy helplessness does arrive to the natural conclusion that he is probably dogshit at cooking however i think there is something inherently funny about him liking it but being too horrified by the process of handling raw meat / deboning fish or chicken / seeing animal blood or their organs. i need to see this grown man depend on a more responsible adult to prepare the meat he is about to cook

#i also think in the k/t marriage kevin definitely is the one who cooks but he needs theas help for those parts 😭#kevin: making ribs tonight… thea: (sighing) i’ll get the cleaver #doubly funny for canon-age too. kevin will make dinner if andrew debones the fish #otherwise its not happening #YES i can cook. NO im not touching raw meat or blood or organs #i believe this is a staple in every kevin dynamic he needs a person who will do that for him and the rest is secondary #txt #kevin

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