#kind of like how my old history teacher wants his mummified corpse to be propped up in a corner of the classroom when he dies
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Actually scratch the wobble stool; they’re too expensive. Instead, consider: yoga ball.
#They’re less than half the price of a wobble stool and more enjoyable (to me); why didn’t I think of that sooner?#I’m debating whether I should get orange or silver… Maybe silver actually#Because I’ll have an orange storage ottoman and orange bedding#Because I’m going for the classic Lost In Space aesthetic so everything will be very industrial and 60’s mod#with space motifs#Wait I wonder if they have yoga balls that look like beach balls#You know… like the “mines” that Penny got trapped in during that one episode with what’s his face#Goodrich… Good-something#That would be funny#Maybe I should make a replica of that freaky cabbage alien and prop him up in the corner next to the bookshelf#kind of like how my old history teacher wants his mummified corpse to be propped up in a corner of the classroom when he dies#WAIT NO I HAVE AN EVEN BETTER IDEA#get a roomba and decorate it like that disembodied face on wheels following Tucker around during his second appearance#“G O O D E V E N I N G”#And a timer by my plants set to go off every day at the same time that screams “MOISTURE! MOISTUUURRREE!” at me so I water them
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