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Klaus : I feel the need...

Klaus , Stan : ...the need for speed!

Danuta : Excuse me, Lieutenant. Is there something wrong?

Klaus: Yes ma'am, the data on the MiG is inaccurate.

Danuta: How's that, Lieutenant?

Klaus : Well, I just happened to see a MiG-28...

Stan: We!

Klaus : ...do a... Sorry, Goose. *We* happened to see a MiG-28 do a 4G negative dive.

Danuta: Where did you see this?

Klaus : Uh, that's classified.

Danuta : It's what?

Klaus: It's classified. I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.

Danuta: Lieutenant, I have Top Secret clearance. The Pentagon sees to it that I know more than you.

Klaus : Well, ma'am, it doesn't seem so in this case, now, does it?

Danuta : So, Lieutenant, where exactly were you?

Klaus: Well, we...

Stan: Thank you.

Klaus : Started up on a 6, when he pulled from the clouds, and then I moved in above him.

Danuta: Well, if you were directly above him, how could you see him?

Klaus : Because I was inverted.

Roger : [coughs] Bullshit.

Stan: No, he was, man. It was a really great move. He was inverted.

Danuta : You were in a 4G inverted dive with a MiG-28?

Klaus: Yes, ma'am.

Danuta : At what range?

Klaus : About two meters?

Stan : Well, it's actually about one and a half, I think. It was one and a half. I've got a great Polaroid of it, and he's right there, must be one and a half.

Klaus : Was a nice picture.

Stan: Thanks.

Danuta : Eh, Lieutenant, what were you doing there?

Stan : Communicating.

Klaus : Communicating. Keeping up foreign relations. I was, you know, giving him the bird.

Stan: You know, the finger.

[holds up his middle finger to demonstrate]

Danuta : Yes, I know the finger, Goose.

Stan : I'm sorry. I hate it when it does that. I'm sorry. Excuse me.

Danuta: So you're the one?

Klaus: Yes, ma'am.

Klaus: [spots danuta for the first time] She's lost that loving feeling.

Stan: She's lo... No she hasn't.

Klaus: Yes, she has.

Stan: She's not lost that lo...

Klaus: Goose, she's lost it, man.

Stan: Come on!

Stan: [to himself] Aw sh... I hate it when she does that.

Percy : [spots Aphrodite for the first time] She's lost that loving feeling.

Grover: She's lo... No she hasn't.

Percy : Yes, she has.

Grover : She's not lost that lo...

Percy: Goose, she's lost it, man.

Grover : Come on!

Grover: [to himself] Aw sh... I hate it when she does that.

Aphrodite : Excuse me, Lieutenant. Is there something wrong?

Percy: Yes ma'am, the data on the MiG is inaccurate.

Aphrodite : How's that, Lieutenant?

Percy : Well, I just happened to see a MiG-28...

Grover : We!

Percy: ...do a... Sorry, Goose. *We* happened to see a MiG-28 do a 4G negative dive.

Aphrodite : Where did you see this?

Percy: Uh, that's classified.

Aphrodite : It's what?

Percy : It's classified. I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.

Aphrodite : Lieutenant, I have Top Secret clearance. The Pentagon sees to it that I know more than you.

Percy : Well, ma'am, it doesn't seem so in this case, now, does it?

Charlie : So, Lieutenant, where exactly were you?

Percy : Well, we...

Grover : Thank you.

Percy: Started up on a 6, when he pulled from the clouds, and then I moved in above him.

Aphrodite: Well, if you were directly above him, how could you see him?

Percy: Because I was inverted.

Ares : [coughs] Bullshit.

Grover: No, he was, man. It was a really great move. He was inverted.

Aphrodite: You were in a 4G inverted dive with a MiG-28?

Percy: Yes, ma'am.

Aphrodite: At what range?

Percy: About two meters?

Grover : Well, it's actually about one and a half, I think. It was one and a half. I've got a great Polaroid of it, and he's right there, must be one and a half.

Percy: Was a nice picture.

Grover : Thanks.

Aphrodite : Eh, Lieutenant, what were you doing there?

Grover: Communicating.

Percy : Communicating. Keeping up foreign relations. I was, you know, giving him the bird.

Grover : You know, the finger.

[holds up his middle finger to demonstrate]

Aphrodite : Yes, I know the finger, Goose.

Grover: I'm sorry. I hate it when it does that. I'm sorry. Excuse me.

Aphrodite : So you're the one?

Percy : Yes, ma'am.

Percy : I feel the need...

Percy , Grover: ...the need for speed!

Peter : I feel the need...

Peter , Scott : ...the need for speed!

Carol: Excuse me, Lieutenant. Is there something wrong?

Peter : Yes ma'am, the data on the MiG is inaccurate.

Carol: How's that, Lieutenant?

Peter : Well, I just happened to see a MiG-28...

Scott : We!

Peter: ...do a... Sorry, Goose. *We* happened to see a MiG-28 do a 4G negative dive.

Carol : Where did you see this?

Peter: Uh, that's classified.

Carol: It's what?

Peter: It's classified. I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.

Carol: Lieutenant, I have Top Secret clearance. The Pentagon sees to it that I know more than you.

Peter: Well, ma'am, it doesn't seem so in this case, now, does it?

Carol: So, Lieutenant, where exactly were you?

Peter : Well, we...

Scott: Thank you.

Peter : Started up on a 6, when he pulled from the clouds, and then I moved in above him.

Carol: Well, if you were directly above him, how could you see him?

Peter: Because I was inverted.

Strange: [coughs] Bullshit.

Scott: No, he was, man. It was a really great move. He was inverted.

Carol : You were in a 4G inverted dive with a MiG-28?

Peter: Yes, ma'am.

Carol : At what range?

Peter: About two meters?

Scott : Well, it's actually about one and a half, I think. It was one and a half. I've got a great Polaroid of it, and he's right there, must be one and a half.

Peter: Was a nice picture.

Scott: Thanks.

Carol: Eh, Lieutenant, what were you doing there?

Scott : Communicating.

Peter : Communicating. Keeping up foreign relations. I was, you know, giving him the bird.

Scott : You know, the finger.

[holds up his middle finger to demonstrate]

Carol : Yes, I know the finger, Goose.

Scott : I'm sorry. I hate it when it does that. I'm sorry. Excuse me.

Carol : So you're the one?

Peter: Yes, ma'am.

Peter: [spots Carol for the first time] She's lost that loving feeling.