#known for his red coat and blonde hair. and his freak brother millions knives
Text
its always when u have just finished a big project that ur brain starts spinning the creativity wheel. but u have no energy to actually Make the idea
#i just think. a plantwood fic would go crazyyyyyy hard#if you weaponised. the vashwood reincarnation cycle#hear me out ok. hear me out#chronica after trying to find vash and nai for 200 years discovering a kid who looks Exactly like the records of nicholas d wolfwood#and she Knows vash and the Punisher were besties#so ww is trained up his whole life to be like the earth force's specialest little boy#and then sent out to find The Humanoid Typhoon.#known for his red coat and blonde hair. and his freak brother millions knives#meanwhile vash and nai have become lame ass farmers SIMILAR to insinirate's au. but i will not copy theirs#im just obsessed with nicholas getting to their house and being like huh.... have u guys seen this Humanoid Typhoon around#and nai has to physically restrain vash from jumping on nicholas while saying “no never heard of him. isnt that a kids story lol”#and ww is like damn well these guys arent blonde. guess its not them. and keeps going#but he keeps drifting back to them bc people Talk about them. like theyve cultivated that land for hundreds of years#but theyve never had kids or been married or anything so people Talk obviously#and eventually nicholas is like you know. you guys are hella suspicious#and is like. i know. if i try and attack them if theyre just normal farmers it wont work. why would they know how to fight#except he attacks vash who obviously is loving it and hes like omg noooooooo you wouldnt attack a farmer omgggggg#and nicholas gets pissed off and vash cant help but tease him bc he never thought he'd see ww so young and not bitter#so he's like and this is when id shoot you!#and they end up sparring and vash keeps poking him and saying “shoot” every time he leaves an opening and it drives ww insane#bc how is this stupid ass apple farmer crazy fast and skilled#(meanwhile nai is sipping his Beverage on the porch being like. oh well. we almost got away with it)#anyway ww is mad pissed this goofy looking guy keeps beating him but he still has dinner with them before he keeps going#next report to chronica he's like only interesting people ive met are these lame ass farmers who are wicked strong and chronica is like WHA#anyway ww is like no no. its not them why would it be them. but ill go check again#and then kv are equally as lame if not lamer this time#and ww is like yeah see i was right. totally not the two beings who singlehandedly almost reduced this whole planet to rubble#i think it would be funnier if it was nai that tipped ww off#like “you know you look nicer than you did before. less like a dog and more like a person”#and ww is like “before???? when did we meet before???”
5 notes
·
View notes
Last Seen Blogs
justanotherfanartist
the one and only Jonathan Korie fan
onestop-vpop
Your onestop vpop destination.
glacinium
* ICE ❅ HEART.
crystal-sissy-housewife
Forced Femme Housewife
justanotherfanartist
the one and only Jonathan Korie fan