Hit us with the canalo/koh and Ui/Asuna headcanons
canalo/koh
canalo is like “koh will you be the best man at my wedding” and koh is like “yeah sure” and oto is like “I thought you were going to marry koh” and that sets canalo on a journey of self-discovery
canalo, closeted: hey koh can we practice kissing, for when I get a wife
koh, stupid: ok!! ^_^
(oto walked in on the aftermath of this and that’s why she thought they would get married)
even after canalo’s starting to figure things out a little he’s like “koh I love you most ardently but I fear we cannot be wed, for it is my duty to continue the line of the ryuusoul sea tribe and as fellow men we cannot reproduce” and koh’s like “what? no we can do that” either bc koh trans or the land tribe has the ability to hatch kids out of eggs or some shit
koh learns to do the thing where you stick your hand in water to talk to people but he has no delicacy and just broadcasts everything to every sea tribe member so he’s like “HAS ANYONE SEEN MY HUSBAND” and some plesiosaur lady living on the great barrier reef is like “no and shut the fuck up”
canalo is just a regency romance love interest in my head. he was probably born during the regency era actually
ui/asuna
they love to shop and they are the most annoying customers in the whole world. they have to touch everything in the store and try it on and put it on their heads. it takes them an hour to buy groceries bc asuna is walking around the store balancing a pineapple on her head while ui films it and they’re even worse when just shopping for fun
ui’s channel’s popularity skyrockets when she starts posting videos of asuna lifting and throwing things and the thirsty lesbians get a hold of it
ui helps out with asuna’s classes as a guest lecturer on human society and she teaches those little dino kids about the internet
ui and asuna are both the types who refer to the other as their WIFE!! really excited every time and melto is just like “yes asuna I know you’re married to ui it’s only been five years”
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