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"god damn I put all this ugly makeup on him and stuffed a pillow under his shirt to make him look fat and he's STILL undeniably fuckable!"

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she put a little lipstick on him and it made him so sexy that she had to lock her memory of it up in her mind palace where she puts everything else that's undeniable but makes her uncomfortable to think about

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I only post maomao going crazy over boobies so here's her appreciating jinshi's six pack

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I'm on maomao's side always but it's no wonder jinshi gets mixed messages when she does stuff like run up to him and give him a big sniff

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she doesn't know shit about metalworking unless it involves lead bc that's a poison

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she loves to put clues together but when the results hit too close to home she'll completely ignore her findings in favor of thinking about bug fungus

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my girl slipping some slimy wet seaweed into her sleeve

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jinshi got jealous she was spending time with gaoshun instead of him so she had to put him in his place

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even the haunting specter of lakan in the bg isn't enough to stop maomao from getting excited over eating poison

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my very own little freak

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Someone should invent a word for when you’re jumping and popping

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my mother said eating onigiri is like eating potatoes so that's white woman seal of approval

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KOHEI MURAKAMI ORE KOSO ONLY ONE COVER ‼️

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I'm glad I made onigiri bc every time someone eats them on tv I'm like "damn it's just some rice it can't be that good" but it is pretty good

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I made onigiri

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you can't imagine the horrible snorting noise I made when it seemed like he was stepping forward to say something dramatic about cranking it up and then he just fell flat on his face

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I think this is probably obvious but bbger comes from the fact that I can never remember if it's boonboom or boomboon but it's bb either way