#kouka fm

[nemurenaivoron]

examples of orange cats exhibiting the signature zero braincell orange cat behavior:

"ah yes, the entire camp is very noisy and on high alarm because of a MASSIVE FUCKING RAMPAGING DRAGON yea Imma just stay there right next to him and dissociate"

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HoneyWorks ft. FM-kun - Wolf - Rap lyrics + romaji

The video: 【歌ってみた＋RAP】ウルフ【FMくん】 #sm29693675

I was about to clear my desktop a bit and then I found the lyrics I typed from PV for my friend. They are nowhere to find and it would the shame if no one would know about them, so why don’t to share them with others?

Lyrics and romaji for rap parts under the cut! (Sorry for any mistakes, he’s singing them pretty fast)

０：１１ 心 閉じ籠もる　本当の 気持ち吐き出せず　朦朧とする敗北者の 遠吠え と覚え 逃亡へ 届けと願っても応答せん→行動へ 動かない どうなろうと効果もNO そう餓狼の自傷

kokoro toji komoru  honto no kimochi hakidasezu  mourou to suru haibokusha tooboe to oboe toubo e todoke to nagatte mo outou sen→koudou e ugokanai dou narou to kouka mo NO sou garou no jishou

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１：１７ 誰かが吐露した言葉を答とした 此の下には殺した音しか埋まってない 別に待ってないよ「偽善の信用」なんて Ｗｈｙ　ｄｏｎ’ｔ　ｙｏｕ　ｄｏｕｂｔ！？　まだ回答中さ Ｉ　ｗａｎｔ　ｙｏｕ　ｌｏｖｅ．．．　ＢＵＴ　消せめ猜疑心と背徳感

dareka ga toro shita kotoba o kotae to shita kono shimo ni wa koroshita oto shika umatte nai betsu ni matte nai yo "gizen no shinyou" nante Why don't you doubt!?  mada kaitou chuu sa I want you love... BUT  haseme saigishin to haitokukan

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２：２１ ”世界”は君の”シナリオ”通り　だけど理解を通り越してる 僕を追い越して愕然　”革命”中だ　発言不可 まずＧｕｅｓｓ　ｗｈｏｓｅ　ｔｈａｔ　まるで別空間のよう 君のせいで 世界が汚されて綺麗になってる　間違いなく僕の一部を担ってる そんなはずじゃなかった　信じたくないのに　アイロニーもまるで出てこないよＳｈｉｔ

"sekai" wa kimi no "shinario" toori  dakedo rikai o toori koshiteru boku o oikoshita gakuzen  "kakumei" chuu da  hatsugen fuka mazu Guess whose that  marude betsu kuukan no you kimi no sei de sekai ga yogo sarete kirei ni natteru  machigainaku boku no ichibu o ninatteru sonna hazu janakatta  shinjitakunai no ni  aironii mo marude detekonai yo Shit

[nemurenaivoron]

I wanted to say that everyone should ship Yun with books, but that’s not the correct way of saying it.

Everyone should ship books to Yun.

[nemurenaivoron]

Kija, while on a phone with Kaya: so... how many candles in each pack you say?

Cashier: Ten.

Kija: Okay, I'll need a hundred then. No, wait.

Kija, to the phone: Uh-huh.

Kija, to the cashier: Two hundred.

Cashier: Mkay...

Cashier: *putting a whole box of birthday cake candles on the counter* So how old is your friend again?

Kija and Jaeha, together: Seventeen.

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Akayona Fandom: Brace yourselves! Akayona OAD is going to bring back the flames and suffering from Zeno pain!

Akayona OAD: *slams the door open*

Akayona OAD: do yOU HAVE A MOMENT TO TALK ABOUT OUR HOT KING AND DRAGON HIRYUU AND HIS HANDSOME SON YAKSHI

Akayona Fandom: HOLY SHIT

[nemurenaivoron]

On a date with Zeno

Hiryuu: Zeno, dear, I will do everything for you so if I can help you should just ask.

Zeno: My king, can you please tell me what kind of power did Ouryuu give to me?

Hiryuu: *shoving bread sticks into his mausoleum* Sorry I must leave immediately.

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Lili: *is lost in a crowd and can't find Yona and the crew* This calls for drastic measures.

Lili: *using her hands as a microphone* YONA PLEASE SAVE ME!

Yona: *in crowd* THERE SHE IS.

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Zeno: *is fooling around with dragon bros*

Lili: As I thought men below 35 are so immature

Zeno: *is like 2000 years old*

Zeno: Haha, you're right, miss!

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I had a dream about Jaeha being a detective. No, not like that. I had a dream about me playing a video game where Jaeha is a detective.

The dream lost its plot and became chaotic very quickly, but that idea didn’t want to get out of my head. So I come to a Kouka Koukou AU headcanon that Jaeha likes to read detective stories and once when he heard about Yan Kumji and his dirty deals he decided to go investigate to find some evidence about his crimes. Gigan that secretly was doing the same captured and scolded him. He tried again and again tho but not successfully. But then by chance Yona and the crew helped him and they saved Yuri and Kumji was arrested. Happy end :D

[nemurenaivoron]

I woke up today with my mind full of TaeLili trash (mostly ideas for comics and few headcanons). And I decided to write some of them down to get rid of all the feels and go work on my thesis.

The most killing part for me is that their mutual love confession would be just the very beginning of a long way to start their romantic relationship.

I mean... TaeJun would be afraid to hurt Lili so much he would be gentle and careful as much as he can. And Lili is a bit tsunderish so she would be embarrassed to take an initiative in their romantic deals. Thus, they will become closer slowly, bit by bit.

Both of them would take their guards on several first dates until Heuk-Chi with Ayura and Tetora won't find a clever way to leave them all alone in a tactful and unsuspicious way. (Kil-Sung won't be involved and left in sweet happy ignorance about their evil plan).

TaeJun knew (somehow) that Lili prefers older men so he would try to act like them at first, but he'll end up acting like 60 y.o. granny. Lili would laugh at him and ask him to stop it even if this is funny.

That's probably all... Also, I had a couple of Ayura and Tetora headcanons that somehow turned into a fic about how they became Lili's guards but I don't know if I'll be able to finish it. I kinda forgot how to write literature stuff.

[nemurenaivoron]

Should Can I call Dark Shin-ah "Shinyan" now? Anyway, I will tag him like this from now on FYI.

[nemurenaivoron]

Okay, I got it

Shin-ah: *cuts the statue*

Dark Dragon: I am the mighty Dark Swagryuu! Thanks for setting me free! For that, I will grant one wish of yours. What do you want?

Shin-ah: I... want to be able to talk... with friends... freely..

Dark Dragon: I think I understood you. Leave it to me!

[several punches and sassy lines later]

Shin-ah: That's... not what I meant.

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Zeno: damn Ouryuu, never listening to what I'm saying...

Zeno: what should I do to make my words reach him?

Zeno: *sigh*

Zeno: oh, but what's that?

Zeno: a golden dragon statue?

Zeno: ...

Zeno: such a beautiful golden dragon statue

Zeno: it would be a big shame if someone

Zeno: break it into pieces

[nemurenaivoron]

The Most Unhealthy AU

AU where all Yona's dragon warriors have serious mental issues. This is 100% not safe for feels and if you're not confident in your mental health stability and need trigger warnings - you have them all.

Sad. Rude. Heartbreaking. I warned you.

Hakuryuu Kija. Bipolar disorder. Obsessive-compulsive disorder.

A scar instead of father's acknowledgment, his parents death and fanatical attitude of the villagers ripped his character on two halves. Before the other people, he was full of energy and hope to serve his master, but alone he could lie for hours in depression, angst, and self-deprecation.

When the village girls started their aggressive marriage campaign he ran away from village determined to find the Red King by himself.

Sometimes he got obsessed by thoughts that his king will reject him, consider him as not worthy, send back at his village. When this happened he ran into a nearest river and started rub his scars like if he can wash them away. When there's no river nearby he rubbed his back with his cloth or scratched it with both hands. His left shoulder was covered in cuts and scars. His dual nature was gradually turning into bipolar disorder while his traveling. He was caught by human traffickers and sold in Kai Empire for a high price (more for his beauty than his dragon powers). He tried to escape countless times, he was beaten, humiliated, shackled in chains and deprived of food for a long time. This got his mentality totally cracked up. He gave up for all his plans and acted as a nice and docile puppet for several weeks. Soon he became close with his current mistress and after one of the nights he secretly drank all the poisons that he could find in her place. He died with the hope that next white dragon will serve the Red King better.

Seiryuu [Red Moon]. Schizophrenia. Antisocial personality disorder.

After several months being locked in a small cave, he started to hear voices inside his head. Little by little his desire to go outside and give freedom to his eyes developed in him. He went to the point of no return. He broke his mask into pieces, came out of his cave and headed to the exit. When he went outside he was covered in blood.

The Blue Dragon voices convinced him that he's a dragon himself. He abandoned his human nature and for a long time traveled through fire tribe lands, killing people for food and "research". He killed a lot of animals too. His eyes wanted to see more and more different things - from rivers and mountains to the viscera of all living things.

Eventually, he got caught by fire tribe soldiers. His eyes were cut with a knife. He was condemned to death. The crowd around his place of execution was yelling "Kill the red moon!" and he asked his guard why. The guard said that people of the tribe gave him this nickname because everywhere he was the blood was shed. Seiryuu smiled and said he like that name and he will cherish it and right after that he was executed.

Ryokuryuu Jae-Ha. Paranoia. Sadomasohism.

He ran away as fast as he could. He was running for a long time. He was running for his whole life. He didn't want them to take his freedom away from him again. No. Never again. But he knew they will be trying. They will be trying to get him back in chains forever. Everyone will. Everyone.

Ironically, chains became his favorite weapon. Bondage became his favorite thing. He could spend hours on binding his unconsciously laying enemies and then laugh at them when they woke up.

"Do you like it? Do you like it?!"

He beated the shit out of them. He liked their pain. His fists hurted too, but that was fine. That was a good pain.

He never let them catch him. Never. They want him? Fine! They want his dragon leg? Well!

During a particularly severe panic attack, he cut off his dragon leg and died from blood loss.

Ouryuu Zeno. Schizoaffective disorder. Insanity

His face is well known in Kouka and far beyond its borders. The darkest and scariest tales and legend are about him. Immortal. Insane. That's what he became after thousands of years of wandering. All started with hallucinations. Sounds. Faces. Hiryuu. Kaya. Guen. Abi. What was that green-haired fool's name once again?

"Let's meet again" "Let's meet again up in the sky"

He was screaming. He was struggling. He searched for a way to eliminate this immortal body. He tore his chest with his covered in scales hands. It didn't work. Nothing did.

He threw away his golden medallion. It went back. He threw it away again and again. It didn't work. Nothing did.

He walked in a village searching for food. He ran away two days later after discovering himself surrounded by dead bodies with horrified faces. What happened? He couldn't remember. He could remember nothing at all. Everything became unstable for him. He lost his sense of reality. It the end, he lost his mind.

He saw the Red Star falling in the sky. "This is him. This is Hiryuu," his mind told him. "This is Hiryuu," said Zeno to himself. "Everything ends here." "Everything ends." "Everything will end with his death." "Everything will end." "You will be free."

He was covered in scales. He was covered in blood. He didn't know how he got to a small cot in the big Hiryuu castle. He could hear only the quiet breathing. He could see only the red hair. It didn't work. Nothing did. The end.

Don't fucking underestimate your health problems, kids.

[nemurenaivoron]

One morning, when Hakuryuu Kija woke from troubled dreams, he found himself transformed in his bed into a horrible vermin.

Akatsuki no Yona x Kafka’s Metamorphosis nonexistent fic

[nemurenaivoron]

I’m done