#kr im in your fucking walls

[ssilentcharlie]

my thoughts on episode 18 as a whole, because i have SO MANY thoughts.

(btw none of this will be coherent because it's 08:30 in the morning and i'm a little pissed off)

!!!SPOILERS AHEAD!!!

the emergency:

10/10. that was SO fucking good. Athena finding Bobby made me tear up because that's what i wanted to happen. having the heart of a champion kid (well, adult now) help save Bobby was amazing. Maddie being all the call and being a massive help despite practically her entire family being the 118, Buck taking charge. it was just all around a good emergency.

the characters storylines i need a moment for because... hmm

Henren:

fucking adore it. the fostering thing is going well, Denny seems happy, both Hen and Karen are also happy with the little people running around their house. AND A BABY GIRL, you don't understand how happy i am for them. their storyline is just incredibly wholesome and i have no bad things to say about it.

Madney:

they're so excited to get married, i love them so much. a wedding at home is the cutest idea, i love it soo much. i have nothing bad to say about my beloveds this episode or season, they had a really good season.

Buck and Eddie, apparently a part for the first time in all of 6b:

Buck helping deliver the baby and get Connor and Kameron back was something i actually liked and wanted so that was good. Natalia being there wasn't but i guess she helped so thanks babes.

Christopher telling Eddie to ask out Marisol... bullshit. i call fucking bullshit. not for Buddie either, for Eddie. does Christopher not remember the last time his Dad tried to date a woman? because i highly doubt that's something you can forget (btw i like Marisol, she seems really sweet, but i want her to end up being what Stevie was to David in Schitts Creek, if that makes any sense)

Buck and Natalia... nope. just nope. again, not even for Buddie, FOR BUCK. he deserves better than someone who only took interest in him because he died. literally give him someone who loves Buck for Buck and will always love Buck for Buck.

also the couch theory, and the Buckley-Diaz family being a focal point this season... you just threw that away... i'm not even going to get angry about that right now because i want to collect coherent thoughts about it.

it felt lazy AGAIN and Buck and Eddie don't deserve that. once again, they don't deserve it SEPARATELY.

ending with my Mum and Dad, Bathena:

LOVED IT. Athena saving Bobby, being there for him, it made me cry.

THEY GOT THEIR HONEYMOON! FINALLY! Mum and Dad deserve the break (i am terrified that's how they'll start s7 but that's s7's problem)

overall it was a solid episode, as always. not one of my favourites but definitely one of my favourite season finale big rescues (nothing is topping the shooting at this point)

[motelpearl]

fuck j///kr she can choke

but yall I've been watching (pirating forever ofc I dont even have any means of acquiring them legally) the h*rry p*tter movies (not reading the books bc theyve long since been donated & if I may be so frank were honestly boring & full of irrelevant bullshit especially order of the phoenix onwards she definitely was surrounded by yesmen. did she fire her editor?) anyway I've been watching them for reasons I will not be disclosing at present but I can assure you those reasons are most noble/embarrassing/on brand &

the amount of anti irish racism(? if you can call it that idk europeans are ass backwards on everything) is staggering like we talk about her transphobia & antisemitism & fatphobia & racism towards poc at length but the anti Irish shit is in literally every movie like the fact that the irish kid is not only named seamus o'finnegan but his first appearance is him trying to turn water into rum & then it blows up & blowing things up is his whole gag throughout the series & then when the death eaters commit a whole fucking terrorist attack at the quidditch world cup (side note the focus on quidditch was one of the things that bored me so much about the books like your audience is nerds & you write at length about the intricacies of wizard hockey who caaaaares) one of the weasleys says "oh the irish must be celebrating" LIKE WHATTTT IM SCANDALIZED HOW DID THAT GET THROUGH SO MANY PEOPLE ONLY LIKE 10 YEARS AFTER THE TROUBLES ENDED

also people used to compare me to luna lovegood all the time when I was a kid which I took as a compliment then (bc I was a fucking nerd & would tell people I spoke parseltongue [& klingon] & would pretend to open automatic doors with alohomora & went to school dressed as a dementor) but now I'm like first of all that was NOT accurate I was way quieter & creepier & bitchier & more rednecky & weirder in a less palatable way than her but also SHE'S SOOOO GODDAMN ANNOYING LIKE I GET IT THAT WAS CUTE & QUIRKY AT THE TIME BUT NOW IM JUST LIKE UGH I KNOW PEOPLE LIKE HER & THEYRE ALL PAINFULLY INSUFFERABLE TAKE THOSE GLASSES OFF SIT DOWN

also I dont expect much from romances that take place in high school but godddd all the romances in this are so bland like harry & ginny might as well be a brick wall trying to seduce a wood plank (also I just hate seeing child actors pretending to be in love it gives me secondhand embarrassment like dont yall have blocks to play with or something? get back in the playpen) also I hate to say it but ginny as a character is so nothing like what traits does she have other than "nice"? shes defined by nothing except her relation to men like shes ron's sister & harry's girlfriend & that's about it (also i know literally nothing about acting so maybe I'm just yapping but I dont think she was particularly well-acted either though maybe that's just because the actress had so little to work with) (yes I know she was more outspoken in the books but she still annoyed me then SORRY!)

also I've seen all these movies but I was wondering "why do I remember so much of the first 4 but so little of the last 4 even though I literally saw order of the phoenix in the theatre" & now I realize its because after goblet of fire they become very depressing & admittedly still gripping but not necessarily fun to watch (& the things that are supposed to be lighthearted are so nonsensical like did we really need to see aragogs funeral & ron hoeing around? I feel like so much of half blood prince could've been cut out or replaced with more productive stuff ie. deeper explanation of horcruxes & showing how tom riddle became voldemort) like hedwig getting straight up murdered just feels egregious

I can never tell if helena bonham carter is a good actress or not like is bellatrix supposed to be like That

seeing the marvel reddit millenial cringe erm that just happened humor kicking in right in 2010 is crazy

ok maybe this makes no sense but the comparison between voldemort & hitler is old news at this point but was mcgonagall putting all the slytherins in the dungeon for the actions of a few of them an analogy for japanese internment or am I literally insane....does that make snape italy (also speaking of snape the way his outfit in the movies has sleeves so long they give him constant sweaterpaws makes me laugh. assigned uwu at costume department)

harry falling in love with a girl who looks just like his mom....not even wizardry can stop freud (also people have probably pointed this out idk idc i dont interact with the greater culture around this & didn't even when I was a big fan bc the fandom has long since made me want to commit atrocities but it pisses me off how everyone says harry has his mother's eyes to the point where its snapes last words before the biggest reveal in the series when hers are brown & his are blue & they're green in the book like ONE JOB ONE FUCKING JOB)

also the implication that voldemort cursed the defense against dark arts job bc he wanted to keep the younger generation unable to defend themselves shouldve led to harry becoming the teacher of that subject when he grew up instead of becoming a glorified cop like that wouldve closed off that arc (or harry couldve stayed an auror I GUESS & the teaching job couldve gone to neville bc he was the other half of the prophecy idk I shouldnt be investing so much thought into something so trivial & yet)

given what Shes on about these days it's weird how many plot points revolve around school bathrooms (including boys being in the girls bathroom actually saving a girls life) it's literally like one per book

am I stupid. has he been a christ figure all along.

[queenofmoons]

Not me crying to the last five years soundtrack at 1 am

[daddyssluttyprincesa]

the dirty truth

I want to be owned. I dont want to be worshipped. I want my hand held and my skin touched but I want fucked hard and deep and yes fast is an option. :)

I want to be marked in every way to be shown I am wanted. Even my lovers spit is a priviledge to me. I value every part of him and each intricate piece of his skin or fluids. I want them. I crave them. I need them to breathe. I need him in order for me to be caom and blissful.

His cum is a fucking blessing that I crave and dream about.

I want to be controlled, guided, taught, and loved. I want to be the reason soneone smiles and bring them pride and have them not waste my life or abilities.

I want to be understood and accepted for all of who and what I am and loved for it and not in spite of it. Dont love me even though Im a crazy ass bitch, love me because that same craziness that has almost killed me has actually saved my life more often than not and maybe even saved others.

Develop me and take credit for it. Own that I belong to you. Show me respect and appreciation, but fuck me til you have no cum left in your balls. Push me but know when Ive had enough and dont punish me for admitting the same. Push me bc u recognize that I am stronger than I believe I am. And remind me co stantly how you are both so proud of me and pleased, but that im your pathetic dirty fucking whore. And pee on me in the shower. I want ALL of you and I want you give ALL of me to you, which is also why i let you read the entire personality test results.

Dont worship me but dont hate me or feel that I owe yoy something just because Im alive and you may have intervened in my life when I was at a crossroads kr further yet, rescued me. Know my value and amways show it, even when I either beg to be called dumb and pathetic or when you choose to remind me that embracing true humanity means not just embracing my flaws but all of humiliation as a source of existence. No one has ever been exempt or ever will be. And Im so used to it that I actually have started to find it rather endearing. And it gives me the ability to be raw and have no walls up bc regardkess what does or does not happen I am free to be me and to keep growing and pushing past 35 yrs of psychological damage. And i neeed to be reminded that not only am i human but im resilent, then caress me and let me hold you and touch you as i remember that im your equal and im a fucking badass. And that I will hold your hand until you die as my place is by your side.

When I cry I dont need to be told everything will be okay. In fact the opposite of some sortss. I need to know that when the shit flies i wont be alone or have to deal with it alone and be given a forehead kiss at the very least. Unless u know everything will be okay. But never lie and tell me that if you dont believe it and know it.

I can achieve greatness and maybe even extreme greatness but as a sub, i need a leader. I cannot do this alone. And as an empath I will likely rarely put mysekf first or take entire credit for any success.

I need someone to share both the beauty and pains of the world with me, its wonder and devastation, its humanity and its awe.

And on top of it all, Im a very needy slutty little girl who needs fucked often or at the very least to use her vibrator every chance she can when shes alone.

I am not simple. Even my scars have scars, literally. I am intraquete and worth being alive or fewling enjoyment. I deserve consent even if that means being tossed on the bed and having my legs spread and fucked with both passion and control. I deserve to not just be happy or peaceful, but to do exactly what i started to write about: be free to be me. I had said that true freedom was being who and what yoy are.

[gonnxr-blog]

pink haired jb is hyendo.

hi hello. I’m ben ( 21 / gmt-3 ) and i’m bad with intros and still insecure with my english so sorry for any mistakes. umm.... so, this guy’s name is chae hyendo - and yeah, @chdahee ’s big bro who gonna kill who mess with his princess. and this is sadly funny, actually, bc he’s afraid that he would (unfortunally, tho) actually kill. bc he did once. not a random boy/girl tho. he still have nightmare and guilt is eating him alive. he is not a killer I’m not a killer I’m not a killer, i’m sorry i’m sorry i’m so sorry. hyendo is afraid of one thing and under the cut i’ll explain more. so, if you want to plot, hit the heart and i will slide into your ims !! or you can slide into mine  i’ll catch'ya if u fall. lmao. 

   idk if u guys read dahee’s background or intro but yeah the simblings have an abusive father and a “blind” mother (as “she pretends that nothing is happening”). their father had a lot of issues, one of them being his anger. he used to hurt them physically and mentally.  honestly, hyendo had a bad childhood. he never learned the proper way to love or to be loved... and maybe this is why he’s probably so bad with showing how much he loves his sister. 

   when he turned 18/(kr)19, he went away. he was so torn. had dreams crashed by the one who was meant to help him build it. actually, hyendo had one dream: make money and take his sister from that fucking nightmare. that was why he ran away.

   luckily, he got a job in a photography studio. sometimes, his boss would teach and let him use one of his cameras. when he bought his own camera, he started to shoot too. small steps by small steps, he slowly grown as a photographer.

   he was also grown as a grafitti artist, his truly passion - making himself kwon by the nickname gonner. the bad thing about this one tho: his companies. so broken, so easily influenced. at some point, hyendo became a member of a gang. the guys were like his family, he finally had one. they helped him a lot with his new life. they trully were like brothers. one of them, tho, was more than that. 

    he knew he liked boys since he was eleven, just didn’t have any experience until his twenty. hyeondo was infatuated with this guy but it wasn’t reciprocal at all. anyway, sure this was the main reason that made him stay with the gang even after find out what they do.

    times goes by, he become more mature. he makes his names as a photographer&graffiti artist bigger. he makes money. but he also do little bad stuff. oh, and he is over the “infactuated” shit, bc he met one boy that made him feel just like a kid in love. they became boyfriends and yeah. the relationship lasted more than a year. hyendo had to broke up bc it was when shit went down. 

      he had to do it. he had to rob that one cafe with them. things were doing great in his life, but the gang called him ungreteful. “all you have it’s bc of us and” blabla. he did it bc they hit the right soft spot: family. 

      at the day, tho, hyendo found out a little more: right before they action, he becomes aware of two things: 1) they had to get ride of the owner or 2) he would lose his boyfriend. the gang leader, who he was never too close, made sure that he would know about that minutes before they started. for pression, probably? hyendo found out that what they had to do was something personal.  

     it was easy to kill @jisungjpg‘s parents, bc between your lover life and someone you don’t even know the name, it’s easy to choose. 

     no need to say that they got away with murder. hyendo couldn’t live with that, at all. he went missing for a while and when came back to seoul, he left the gang under some terms. they knew that he would never betray them. ( i mean, if he gives one name, all of them will suffer. and two of them are like his real brothers ). 

    ( hyendo is so afraid to become someone like his father. to be like his father, who have always said that “you resemble me” when he was younger. bc it was really easy to think and choose to shoot someone. he sometimes cries bc of that ). 

     all this happened almost a year. he is now trying to make things right without have to confess his crime. still working as a photographer and as a graffiti artist he makes cafe’s or clothes stories’s walls, for exemple. nothing big and he works alone. 

     that it is. 

    still working in a cnn page. i’ll probably post it today tho.   

[laurxnts]

17, 23, 19?

17: summarise the books in a sentence? 

literally how. ?? Welcome To The Trilogy Where Everything You Thought You Knew At The Beginning Of Book 1 Turns Out To Be Wrong, and Everything Is A Mess, Enjoy Crying For Your Whole Life. 

23: what are your personal headcanons? 

o boy.... i spend 96% of my life headcanoning these books??? ok uh... when they’re designing the new palace on the border together, damen designs a memorial for auguste’s grave w/ a statue just like the one at Arles so that Laurent can still go and talk to his brother when he needs to. When choosing the royal colours of their new palace, Damen instantly says that it’s going to be blue because, even though Damen’s royal colour is red, he thinks Laurent has seen enough rooms draped in his uncle’s blood red that he deserves to see blue on the walls again. Damen always writes Laurent letters when he’s away on a trip; Laurent always calls him pathetically romantic for it, but he’s always waiting on the steps (Veretian tradition..) when Damen returns. They never have children of their own - since Laurent doesn’t want children - but Laurent interacts with a lot of the children from the villages and it always warms Damen’s heart. Laurent’s coronation happens on his twenty first birthday and Damen spends the whole day telling Laurent how much he deserves it and how . proud of him he is and at the coronation party - which Laurent had been slightly dreading because the idea of another royal party doesn’t seem like fun at all - Damen gets Laurent to slow dance w/ him and its the Softest Thing??? Laurent has his head rested against Damen’s chest and they just . breathe together and Laurent listens to his heart beat and thinks about how he never thought he was going to ever get any of this and now he has it and he had almost died so many times and now he’s here and alive and - he’s so grateful that he and damen survived because he always thought he was going to die alone, by his uncle’s hands and now hes so happy. laurent can play the piano and he can probably sing pretty well bc he did it a lot when auguste was the crown prince and laurent had time to indulge in hobbies but he hasnt played for a really long time; not since auguste died and his uncle started abusing him, but he plays Once for damen a few years after kr and damen Cries. god that got long but i honestly dont care i have so many more but im gonna Stop Now

19: If you could spend a day with your favourite character in any au of your choice, what would you do?

honestly there’s no interesting answer to this question. i would wrap laurent in 30 blankets and hold him all fucking day. my soft boy.

send me capri numbers!!!

[dcmissionaries]

Close Encounters of the Absurd Kind

The new year had finally passed and Angels were ushered to go back to work as soon as festivities were done. Mostly because Sir Strappon didn't want anymore bottles and cans littered around the garden area. Honestly, who does that? Oh yeah. Either way, things have been going smoothly for Angels and the Abbey hasn't had a collapse somewhere in the past few weeks. Things started getting a little strange on some night Strappon stayed up on an ungodly hour to watch some soaps. They were showing a rerun of the finale with the one he keeps up with, can you blame him? He reported this incident to both Ampallang and Shades.

"So what exactly happened to your TV? Did it just die on you or...?" Shades' question trailed off as he tried to find a reasonable answer. Probably a circuit problem or a defective TV. "It didn't exactly die on me. Static just started playing all of a sudden. I thought a cable disconnected, but everything was intact," said Strappon, "I couldn't figure our what to do, and after a while of messing around with cables there was this voice. It couldn't have been the TV." He huffed, crossing his arms. He knew what his soap sounded like, and it surely wasn't that. So much for Shades' initial theory of TV mishaps. "You did stay up pretty late, you were more than likely tired," Ampallang said in a flat tone. Nobody told this pink haired priest to stay up at 3:30 AM. That was the end of that topic and would remain that way for about another week. One of the resident Angels came running into the church area where Strappon was accompanied by both Shades and Ampallang again. All three turned their attention to the Angel who was panting. After they caught their breath, the simply dragged Strappon out of the building and into the main yard. "You don't have to drag me, you know! I have ears!" he said. He managed to get out of the Angel's grip once they came to a stop and walked a few paces while still looking at them before bumping into something. "Oh, I'm terribly sorry. I should have-" Strappon stopped mid sentence as he looked up. Way up to the point his neck started cramping. Ampallang and Shades quickly caught up, both having surprised expressions.

There were a few tall humanoids. They were pale... Well that's an understatement, they were printer paper white. They didn't appear to have irises or pupils which did freak out Shades if you ask him. But what was peculiar about that was that they had Soul Threads anomalies in their hair. Or so it seemed that way.   One of these humanoids reached out to Strappon, patting his head, "It's quite alright, no harm was done." They looked around for a bit before speaking, "We're wondering if you have seen Inquisitor activity these past few days."

KR-O:  The tall humanoid reached down to Strappon, patting him on the head  saying there was no harm done from that tiny bump. There were more  pressing matters to attend to here. "We've picked up a distress  signal. Not from here or in relation to us, but something that  interests Inquisitors. We suspect that they've found something here on  Earth if they came running all the way back here."

 In the meantime, Shades went to gather the Angels back in the Abbey by  announcing their presence outside via the P.A, system. Apparently  there was something cool to look at.

HITAGASHI:  With the TV crackling away came some interference to the PA system as  well.  Thankfully it occurred after the announcement by the person  using it.  From a perch on high, something watched the angels  gathering and also staring at the supposed 'leader' of this group of  humanoids.  The figure shifted, no attention brought to itself, and  settled in for a spiel of epic proportions.

BRIT:  Strappon blinked.

BRIT:  "A distress signal?" He asked, "That's... Strange. It wasn't sent from  us, but maybe... The demons have something to do with this."

 Jacket walked into the front garden where everyone was standing around  and gawked up at the tall figures. IT WAS ALIENS. HIS DREAM CAME TRUE.  He stood there, mouth agape, staring... Like a dumbass.

SAIYAN:  "This better be good" Undershirt said as he walked outside with  Wristband right behind him. He did not want to be interrupted during  his practicing. He stared at the group of "Aliens" before him.

 "Guess he wasn't lying after all" he said crossing his arms.

 "So wait there really are Aliens here?!" Wristband said as she whipped  her head around to look at every one of them.

EMI:  Ampallang, always a late riser it seemed, was just coming out of the  kitchen when he saw the taller being next to his human sidekick -- and  promply dropped the teacup he was holding. His expression was of  absolute shock and awe.

BUMBLERBEE:  It had been nice to look around the Abbey. She was new, and it was all  a rather exciting experience. Bright blonde hair frizzled as the PA  system crackled and there... was something about 'something really  cool?' She had no clue, but knew where to go. Quickly she walked  thorugh the halls and open airways.

 "Hm...?" Dirndl turned her head, seeing the small group forming. She  almost glided toward them, coming to stand-- and stare, at the alien  figures.

 "_Gott im Himmel..._" she whispered, fingers touching her soft pink  lips in wonder.

BRIT:  "What she said." Jacket agreed, "Whatever it was."

OSCARK9:  Gloves heard the P.A system from Shades voice. He mention on the PA  system that there was something cool to looked at. "Something really  cool? This I got to see." So went outside to see what's going on. When  he did. He saw aliens figures right outside of the Abby.

GAMER-GODDESS:  Running outside to see what all the commotion was about, Thigh High  ran outside as fast as her chubby legs could carry her. Who doesn't  want to see something cool- oMG WHAT?! Arriving at the group of angels  she skidded to a stop, Thigh couldn't believe her eyes. Staring  intently at the mysterious being the young angel was awestruck,  frequently opening her mouth to say something but closing it just as  quick.

KR-O:  Shades skidded to a halt as he ran outside with Massie in tow who then  stood there with mouth agape. "What the fuck..."

 "Demons?" The Throne tilted his head. "Demons...." His sentence  trailed off, in deep thought as if he's trying to remember what that  word meant. He tapped his chin, looking up with a confused expression,  "....Demons?"

 Shades was preoccupied trying to play the X-Files theme but was being  prevented by Massie who was smacking him on the head telling him to  not be rude.

OSCARK9:  "Oh my god! We got aliens"?! He said with a surprising tone.

BUMBLERBEE:  Dirndl turned to the angel close to her, who had spoken after she had.  "Does... does this happen often?" she asked quietly, hands daintily  folded onto her chest.

BRIT:  "This is very new." Jacket managed to say, "IT'S ALIENS."  The teen ran up to the Throne and grabbed his face  "YOU'RE REAL, TOO." He sobbed.

 "Demons. Fallen angels. The opposite of Angels, to be exact." Strappon  stated. He wasn't sure how else to put this...

EMI:  The murmur around the Abbey snapped him out of the terrible trance he  was in. All he could hear is the word "aliens" repeated in the many  different tones and voices of his fallen brethren. He cleared his  throat and approached the tall figure, pulling Jacket off of him like  a starfish.

 "Heavens, it's been eons since I've seen one of you..." He muttered,  both to himself and the foreign figure.

BRIT:  "BUT THEY ARE REAL. No one has ever believed me, but they exist! I'M  SO GLAD." Jacket sobbed into Ampallang's chest.

HITAGASHI:  Aliens, demons, fallen angels?  What odd terminology.  The being input  this into the little thing in their hand.  The being searched up the  information, compiled it, and sent it across to the being in front of  the pink man with a flick of the finger.

BUMBLERBEE:  Bright eyes turned to look at the handsome Angel, the brunet who  seemed fairly calm. "You know who these beings are?" Dirndl asked  curiously, looking back up to these ethereal entities.

SAIYAN:  "Hey, didn't know the circus was in town" Undershirt said as walked  forward, projecting the most dominant and intimidating vibes possible.  He was still pretty pissed at the fact that they interrupted his  drumming.

 "If you're looking for a fight you've come to the right place. I'm the  leader of these asshats" he bragged. of course that was a lie. But  it's all about first impressions.

KR-O:  The Throne was surprised by the gesture but let it happen. Although he  may have bitten his cheek in the process and it hurt quite a bit.  "Yes, I am real?" Why would you question Throne existence?  He still looked confused while looking at Strappon, "...Fallen  Angels?" Gosh, these are odd terms. He sort of ignored the fact that  the Angel hanging on to him was ripped off and stared a bit at  Ampallang. "Your voice is..... Ampallang." The Thrones face lit up,  "My, you look so different."

BRIT:  Strappon turned his head to look at Undershirt with an unamused  expression.  "Who died and made you leader? I'm sure that the leader has always  been Ampallang." He said.

HITAGASHI:  As if summoning a beast from the depths of the ocean, a loud rumbling  came from within the abbey before a wall practically crumbled under  the force of a strike.  A raging cry rang out and before anyone could  blink, out came Abbey and crashed hard into Undershirt, thighs locked  around the angel's throat and sending him crashing to the ground.  "DUMPSTER TIME."

KR-O:  Shades held out a white piece of cardboard with a crudely drawn 10 on  it.

GAMER-GODDESS:  "What is even happening right now?" Thigh High inquired. Crossing her  arms over her chest, she tilted her head to the side "Are we being  punk'd?" The angel said as she frowned at the display in front of her.

BRIT:  Strappon stared in awe at the feat of strength. He was sure Abbey just  killed a man with her thighs.  Jacket held up another piece of cardboard with a 10.

SAIYAN:  "Your mother!" Undershirt yelled to Amp before getting strangled by  powerful thighs.

 "Oh now you've done it" Wristband face palmed. "THAT'S NOT HOW YOU GET  ON PEOPLES GOOD SIDES! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO ASK FOR SEX FIRST!" she  yelled at him. "Speaking of...I've never had Alien sex before..." she  thought

KR-O:  "THAT'S NOW HOW FIRST IMPRESSIONS FIRST." Shades yelled to Wristband.  "You ask them what their favorite video game is, DUH."

KR-O:  ***** "THAT'S NOT HOW FIRST IMPRESSIONS WORKS." Shades yelled to  Wristband. "You ask them what their favorite video game is, DUH."

EMI:  "Ah, yes. It's been too long, brethren." The Seraph replied, simply  ignoring the chaos behind him. Honestly, he didn't want to look.  "I'm sure it was a long travel from Homeland, so what was it that  brought you here?"

BRIT:  Jacket shuffled away from Ampallang, back over to a confused Drindl.  "Yeah, this doesn't usually happen, but man this is hella eventful."  He said.He just stared again at the Thrones.  "I can't believe there's aliens." He whispered.

KR-O:  "It's been, what? A couple thousand to nearly a billion years? Give or  take." The Throne tried to do math in his head, but that wasn't  important. He shook his head a little, getting back on track, "Like I  told the other, we picked up a frequency. It was a distress signal  meant for Inquisitors to come back to Earth. We fear the ones left  behind may have found something for them."

KR-O:  "Lord, give me the Strength." Massie muttered. She rolled her eyes at  the shenanigans taking place before noticing Drindl. Oh, they were  supposed to meet!  She walked up to the pair of Angels, looking at the blonde, "Drindl,  yes?"

SAIYAN:  Wristband turned to Shades. "What do you mean? Of course that's how  first impressions work. Maybe that's why you have no friends" she said  with her hands behind her head.

KR-O:  "Excuse you, I have plenty!" Shades huffed, crossing his arms.  "Granted, some of who I wish I didn't have.."  Happens when you have a Ross O'Donovan as a friend.

BRIT:  "Why is everyone so mean to each other all of a sudden?" Jacket asked  with a pout. "Whatevs. But yeah, we got real aliens!"  He gave a huge grin to Thigh High.

EMI:  Ampallang frowned and looked at Strappon.  "Oh. Well, I'm assuming we now have a common enemy, and that now our  enemies have received some very powerful support. What a way to ruin a  weekend..."

BUMBLERBEE:  Dirndl turned to Jacket, a bit shaken by the sudden action! "I see..."  she murmured, swallowing. "Though I don't believe these are aliens,  begging your pardon."

BRIT:  "Way to ruin a year." Strappon said simply. "If they've recieved  support from another form of demon, this isn't good news... Unless  these Thrones are our allies?"  He looked at the Thrones almost hopefully.

 "What do you mean they aren't aliens! Look at 'em!" Jacket said,  gesturing to the Thrones. "They're WHITE AS PAPER."

GAMER-GODDESS:  Turning to Jacket with look of shock "Wowie!" Thigh High said in  hushed tone. "They look very human though also, shouldn't they be  green and insectoid?" Looks like someone has been watching to many  Hollywood films.

KR-O:  Massie giggled at Thigh High, "Oh please, at least they're not  Xenomorphs."

 "If you oppose the left behind Inquisitors, then yes. We are allies.  Inquisitors want to find something meant to be locked away, working  together is a good idea."

 Shades walked over to the Seraph and the Templar. "Something locked  away, huh," he said, scratching his head.

OSCARK9:  When Gloves overheard what Jacket. He walk to him and patted his right  hand on his left shoulder. "Yeah. But theirs got to be a reason to be  whit as a paper. Like they say; "Don't jude a book by its cover". He  said to him in his happy tone.

SAIYAN:  "That's racist!" Undershirt choked out to Jacket. "And would you get  off of me!" he yelled to Abbie.

BRIT:  "They're from OUTER SPACE." Jacket shouted, "They are so clearly  aliens. ALSO, SHUT UP, RACIST."

 "Whatever is was, it seems pressing." Strappon said.

HITAGASHI:  Abbie did, in fact, get off of Undershirt.  She also lifted him above  her head and threw him with as much power as she could at the nearest  trash can.  "Repent for your RACIST HYPOCRISY, YO!"  So saying, she  plopped right down where she was and began playing a game.

 A crawling came across the figure's skin, fingers stilling on the  object in their fingers.  Said object went straight into their robe as  the alien jumped from his location and crashed bodily into the leader  of them and proceeded to climb onto his shoulders while seemingly  hissing loudly.

BUMBLERBEE:  Dirndl's face contorted as others began to pop up like wild onions.  "..." she didn't make a move to speak, only trying to pay attention to  these magnificent, elegant beings. Surely, they were here for good  reason.

OSCARK9:  Gloves chuckled quietly from what Jacket said to Undershirt.

KR-O:  "It's more than pressing, we can assure you. We will discuss this  later. There isn't Inquisitor activity that our ship can pick up." The  Throne placed a hand on his chest, "Oh, how rude of me to just barge  into your home without introductions to the rest."

 "HEY GUYS I THINK YOU WANT TO HEAR WHAT THE ALIEN'S GOT TO SAY."  Massie's head snapped to the Throne, attentive and eager to listen.

 "I am Ovr'kot," he began, "We are the Thrones, the first creatures to  be-BWAH!"  Ovr'kot nearly fell over as something climbed up him. "What's wrong?  Did something happen?"

SAIYAN:  Undershirt landed in the trash can, with stars in his eyes.

 Meanwhile Wristband just was face palming. "He never learns" she  thought. She then looked at the creature upon the aliens shoulder and  felt her entire body shudder. "What the fuck is that thing?!" she  yelled.

GAMER-GODDESS:  "I don't even want to think about Xenomorphs, those things were so  disgusting!" Thigh High shuddered at Massie's comment "I'm getting  goosebumps just thinking about them..." she said rubbing her arms

BRIT:  Jacket perked up at the mention of the Aliens and the entering of a  very fast one.  "COOL THERE'S A SMALL ONE."

 "Oh. Well, then. Maybe it sensed danger?" Strappon suggested warily.

HITAGASHI:  The figured on the newly introduced Ovr'kot seemed to wrap themselves  around the taller figure and made a warbled whining noise.  If  translated, the figure would have been thought to have whined out the  words 'they have xenomorphs' in the weird language they seemed to  speak.  With the droning whine done, they wrapped themselves further  around their leader.

KR-O:  Shades arched a brow at the small figure, "What? No, we don't have  those. If we did, there would have been mass hysteria."

OSCARK9:  When Gloves saw Undershirt landed in the trash can. He walked towards  and and ask him a question. " Need a hand?" He ask him.

NAIVESPACEMAN:  Suddenly a light turned on, The bright light shone from behind a  figure, standing in a pose. "Fear no longer!" The figure jumped from  where they stood nearby and flipped once in the air. "TOH!" The figure  landed in less harsh lighting to reveal it was Buckle! The divine  superhero! "Buckle has arrived to defeat the evil, invading aliens!"

BRIT:  "Aliens AND SUPERHEROES? MAN, I WISH TRENCH WAS HERE TO SEE THIS."  Jacket cried out in awe. "BUT WAIT, these aliens aren't bad."

KR-O:  Caplet was more than 15 minutes late, but they had a starbucks.  Buckle's intro made them question where these evil aliens were and.  Oh. They froze in place, staring at the Thrones with pursed lips.  "O-Oh. Oh no. Something's going to happened.." they muttered to  themselves.

 Ovr'kot  was amused by the person with the theatrical intro. Very  nice, very graceful. "Evil aliens? The skies are clear, though." Aside  from their ship, but otherwise they were clear.

SAIYAN:  Undershirt shook his head. "N..no I'm fine" he said shakily getting  up. "But...thanks." He was too embarrassed to accept any help after  what had happened to him. Breaking him out of his trance was a voice.  Wristband heard it too and they both say Buckle appearing.

 "Oh look, it's our friendly neighborhood super hero" Undershirt said  in a sarcastic tone.

 Wristband simply groaned at Buckles appearance. This day just couldn't  get weirder.

NAIVESPACEMAN:  "What?" Buckle folded one arm over her chest whilst her other hand  gripped her chin in thought. "Not bad aliens? But in all the superhero  shows 90% of the bad guys are always aliens. And they only ever land  here to invade."

BRIT:  "But these are good aliens! They can to help us against the bad ones!"  Jacket chirped, "Superman's a good alien! There's lots of good aliens!  LIKE NEOSPACIANS."  There he goes again.

 "Those evil ones are likely your counterparts." Strappon stated.

KR-O:  "Inquisitors are fiendish creatures. Also spoiled, sore losers."  Ovr'kot said in an annoyed tone.

HITAGASHI:  Uncurling from around Ovr'kot's shoulders, the throne settled properly  on their leaders shoulders while nodding along.  They seemed to say  something, garbled speech ending in a clap of his hands.  "Aqyldmo  dryd!"

OSCARK9:  "Alright". He replied to Undershirt. When Gloves heard a voice, he  turned around to looked at Buckle and heard what she had to say. "Not  all aliens are bad guys". He said to himself, while putting his right  hand on his head.

NAIVESPACEMAN:  "So there ARE bad aliens?!" Buckle got excited again thanks to Jacket  and started looking around to see if she could see any herself. "Where  are they? I'll make sure they face the hard foot of JUSTICE!"

BUMBLERBEE:  Dirndl had gasped out as the creatures appeared on the Throne's  shoulders, putting her hands up in absolute shock. Was... was she  going to survive here? She wondered this now, the little Bavarian maid  swallowing nervously.

HITAGASHI:  Head whipping over to the enthusiastic person, one could almost sense  the worry and confusion rolling off of the diminutive figure.  He  seemed ready to question these things more thoroughly than he might  have liked before he just... blurt out some more garble.

 "Oui'na y ped ouihk du tu dryd, ynah'd oui?"  Of course, it wasn't  like the thing could understand him.

GAMER-GODDESS:  Attempting to direct her attention away from the so-called alien,  "Speaking of Xenomorphs, have you seen any good movies lately?" Thigh  High asked as she turned towards Massie.

KR-O:  "They don't really think about that, m'dude," responded Shades to the  small on perched on Ovr'kot.

BRIT:  "You gonna be okay, chicky?" Jacket asked Drindl. She seemed awfully  nervous.

SAIYAN:  "Cool your tits sparky" Wristband said to Buckle. "I think they'll get  to that part soon enough."

 Undershirt had managed to stumble his way back over to the rest of the  group. He would keep his mouth shut for now. At least until he could  see straight again.

OSCARK9:  When Gloves saw Dirndl nervous, he walk towards her to see if she's  alright. "Say, are you alright?" He question her in a nice tone.

KR-O:  "Movies? Hmm." Massie held her chin while her free arm was crossed,  hanging on the other arm. "Only recent ones. Father made me watch Mad  Max.... That's about it." Or she just doesn't remember.

BUMBLERBEE:  The blonde looked at both young men. First Jacket, then Gloves.  "O-oh... I," she looked down. "I don't know. This is all very  overvhelming." her accented thickened slightly, those lightly  sunkissed cheeks going pink.

BRIT:  Jacket tilted his head, but then smiled at her and pat her shoulder.  "Hey, it's okay. This is all new to us. You're a new fall, right? I'm  Jacket!"

OSCARK9:  "Yeah" Agreeing with Jacket. "And I'm Gloves"

KR-O:  Caplet patted Drindl's shoulders, "Like he said. This is much of a  shock to us as it is to you. Don't worry about it too much, they are  allies."

BUMBLERBEE:  The physical touches of the tw-

 Oh. Captlet.

 -- Of all three Fallen made her feel a tiny bit better. "_Schön, sie  zu treffen._" she spoke to all three, those little lips turning up  into a smile. "I am Dirndl."

BRIT:  "Whatever that means." Jacket laughed.

GAMER-GODDESS:  Thigh High's eyes widened at Massie's response, she actually answered  this time, don't blow it! "I haven't seen the newest Mad Max yet, is  it any good?" she shifted her feet "Wait, which one did you watch?"

BUMBLERBEE:  Dirndl laughed, face turning pink again. "Pardon me. I said it vass  nice to meet you all."

OSCARK9:  "Nice to meet you." He said to her and gave her a smile.

KR-O:  "It's finally nice to meet you in person, my lady." Caplet responded.

 "Newest Mad Max, yes. It was really good. Certainly not for everybody  because of its contents."

BUMBLERBEE:  The young lady blushed darker, putting hands to her cheeks. "A-ah...  um..." she chuckled softly, feeling a good bit better with some  support.

KR-O:  "Anyways, continuing before my fellow Throne became alarmed," Ovr'kot  began, "We are Thrones, the first creatures to exist when God  initiated Creation. We came to Earth, being interlocked in a battle  with Inquisitors. When we left Earth, we also left remnants, one of  them including Ampallang."  Ovr'kot placed his hand on Ampallan's shoulder.

 Shades did his standard anime shoulders up pose. "So...What you're  saying is that we're all technically distant descendants of Thrones,  right?"

 "In simple terms, yes," Ovr'kot agreed.

HITAGASHI:  "Oui'na ymm y pihlr uv pypeac."  The small Throne seemed displeased as  he said this, arms folded as he rested them on Ovr'kot's head.  He  seemed more calm, even if his sleeves were draping over his leaders  head.  At least the guy could still see.

KR-O:  "These guys make me feel like an egg." Shades said. Still, he feels  old as hell.

 Massie was flabbergasted by the fact she was distantly related to  aliens. That's. Really cool!

SAIYAN:  "Wait...You're related to me?!" Undershirt said in shock. That was  something he did not expect. How could he be related to something so  ugly?

 Wristband was stunned too. She really didn't see this one coming. This  day really did get weirder.

OSCARK9:  When Gloves turned to Ovr'ket and heard what he has to say. He can't  believe what he heard from. "Say whaaaat. You're related to me!?  What's so weird, but awesome at the same time." He said in his  surprising tone.

EMI:  "Think of them like, uh... Great Great Grandfathers. Not all Seraphs  were as blessed as I was. We simply evolved differently."  Ampallang turned to the other Angels. "However, I would have never  expected to see an Ein’djel back here on Earth, of all places...  This must be serious..."  He hid a nervous smile and turned back to the Ovr'kot. "Brothers! We  welcome you with open arms! I'll do everything I can to make your  stay... manageable." Unfortunately, he feared he couldn't promise  much. He didn't have high hopes.

HITAGASHI:  "Fa'na hud namydat du silr uv yhouha.  E's hud yd maycd."  The garbles  actually sounded offended at the implication that Thrones were  directly related to anyone.  He sniffed from his location before  switching his attention straight to Ampallang.  "Ouin juela ec yc vih  yc E nasaspan druikr!"

BUMBLERBEE:  Dirndl lifted her head, surprised to hear what Ovr'kot had said--  related? She could believe it. These creatures were absolutely  beautiful.

KR-O:  "It is a surprising development. Some of you still seem to have Soul  Stones!" Ovr'kot pointed to Undershirt and Wristband's stones. "It's  almost fascinating, really."  Get back on track, son. "But yes. Dim’ens rushed back to Earth.  What's even more concerning is the fact that their trace disappeared  here on the planet.We don't know where to look."

 "They're probably in Hell if you lost their signal on the Surface  World, " Shades put it simply.

 "Hell??" Stop throwing these weird terms around, dang.

HITAGASHI:  From his perch, the smaller Throne just pulled out his little orb  object and pulled up the relevant information.  It seemed things had  changed much more than even he had known.  And he'd only been back  with the rest of his kind for about a century.

 "Ed'c drec, caa?"  It was very confusing.  Why did they have all these  terms anyway?

GAMER-GODDESS:  Looking at the Thrones and back to herself, Thigh High shot them a  look of disbelief "Today is getting crazier by the minute, I can't  believe I'm related to them. These aren't the kinda people you'd miss  at a family reunion..." She said as she rubbed her chin.

SAIYAN:  Undershirt looked at his right palm and Wristband looked at her chest.

 "My...Stone?" he said. "How..How do you know about this?" he said as  he stuck his palm out to show them.

 "Yeah, what the hell are these?!" Wristband asked.

KR-O:  Ovr'kot looked rather scared about the results the smaller Throne  popped up. Gosh, what the hell did Inquisitors do to this planet.

 Soul Stone talk piqued Shades' interests, "Oh! Hey, wait. Don't you  have a stone yourself Massie?"  "Gee, I wonder what gave you that idea." Look at her face. Look at her  forehead. _Look at it. _

KR-O:  "Anyways," Ovr'kot handed back the search device to the perched  Throne. "But yes, Soul Stones! We know about them because we used to  have them ourselves. They're self explanatory, somewhat. They're your  essense, where your soul is. It gives you unique powers that those  with _Threads_ have no access to anymore."

 Caplet chimed in, "Those being Fusion and Primal Henshin, correct?  I've read texts about them and they sound like interesting processes."

 "Yes, correct! They were neat features. Sadly we have no use for them  anymore." Ovr'kot finished.

SAIYAN:  "What...Fusion?!" Undershirt asked. "So you mean that Wristband and I  can fuse?"

 "Whoa..." Wristband said. This was really cool if it was true!

KR-O:  "As long as you have a stone, you can fuse. You cannot fuse with those  with Threads, however. They're incompatible." said Ovr'kot.

OSCARK9:  "Whoa! I didn't even know that we all can do fusion!" He said in  surprising tone. "It's like my favorite show; "Steven Universe".  "Sweet!" he said in his happy tone.

HITAGASHI:  "Drao fuimt ryja paah rambvim ykyehcd cusa drehkc druikr."  He pulled  up some pictures of the way people on Earth viewed their Creator.  He  was very confused why he seemed to have a fleshy form and a lot of  hair.  Also why they were a He at all.  It didn't matter much to the  Throne though.  He heard the comment of incompatibility and snorted.  "Mega ic yht dras."

BUMBLERBEE:  "Excuse me." Dirndl spoke out, seeming a bit confused by all the  terms. "Vhat is "fusion"?" she asked seriously, hands facing palm up,  searching for an answer to be given.

KR-O:  "Mahsk, that's rude," Ovr'kot said, somewhat chastising the smaller  Throne. "But no, we cannot all fuse. We Thrones cannot fuse with you  because of our Threads. But the both of you," he walked behind both  Undershirt and Wristband, "Perhaps you can serve a demonstration.  Granted this isn't a proper way to fuse." Ovr'kot pushed the two  siblings together, causing them to fuse. "They fused this easily  because Soul Stone energy can easily be manipulated. Which is why we  got rid of them from our genes."

OSCARK9:  "Ahh. I see." he said to Ovr'kot.

GAMER-GODDESS:  Thigh-High blinked.

HITAGASHI:  "Drao vicat aycemo palyica uha ryc y pnyeh yht dra udran tuach'd."  He  gave the fused pair a look, though no one could see it.  Mahsk's  attention returned to the other angels, wondering if anyone else had a  Stone.  Maybe demons did?  That would be interesting.  There weren't a  large amount with Soul Threads around either.  It was... more than a  little distressing.  "Ymcu palyica drao'na suhgaoc."

KR-O:  "And the Lord said, let there be Fusion! Just don't freak out, it  could hurt the both of you." Ovr'kot patted the fusion.

 Shades had to remove his namesake and wear glasses. "Dude.."

OSCARK9:  "Whoa." he said in his surprising tone.

SAIYAN:  "WHOA HEY!" Undershirt yelled as he and Wristband were pushed together  and consumed by a bright light. The light slowly faded away and  revealed the fusion. He had spiky blonde hair, one blue eye and one  brown eye. His leather jacket turned from black to red that covered  his orange undershirt and his jeans turned from blue to black. His  boots turned from black to red. He had a Wristband on his right wrist  and a chain that goes into his pocket. "Whoa it worked!" He said.  "What do you call a Wrisband and an Undershirt. Underband works I  guess" he said as he continued to look himself over.

EMI:  Ampallang's eyes sparkled in awe. He had forgotten so much about the  true powers of Soul Stones and Threads, he couldn't even believe his  eyes.

KR-O:  "Well, they took it better than expected." Massie circled Underband in  awe, "So, how does it feel?"

 Caplet took notice of the Seraph's expression. "My, that's a rare  occurrence!" And they snapped a quick photo of Ampallang.

BUMBLERBEE:  "My Lord...!" Dirndl watched as the two Fallen were pushed together,  and melded into one being! It was something she never thought she'd  see with her own eyes, looking to Capulet, then back at Underband.

SAIYAN:  "It...feels weird" Underband said punching his left fist into his  right hand. "It feels like my strength has been doubled... and I have  the strong urge to have sex with people. I can't believe that no one  ever told me about any of this before."

OSCARK9:  "Again, whoa! That's awesome!" He said happily. "This is my first time  seeing a fusion in action. This is also reminded me of another  favorite show; Dragon Ball Z that they fuse also. That show is awesome  as well."

KR-O:  "Oh dear." The sinning is real. "Well, demonstrations for Fusions are  over!" Grabbing Underband by both arms, Ovr'kot 'ripped' the fusion  apart, dropping both Undershit and Wristband on the ground.  They stared for a few seconds at Gloves, arching their...well what  would be their eyebrow, "What's a Dragon Ball Z?" Does that have to do  with the cultural differences between Thrones and Angels?

HITAGASHI:  "Ed cuihtc mega y tecayca.  [Darayghen Baul Zhe]?  Tecayca."  He  nodded to himself, almost sure of his answer.  Most of the things they  mentioned sounded like diseases, to be honest.  There could almost be  a hint of worry in his voice if you listened carefully.  But Mahsk  didn't emote much, aside from a shrug.

SAIYAN:  "Hey! I was having fun!" Undershirt said with a pout as he folded his  arms. "You give me a new power and then take it away."

 "Whoa, that was a trip and a half!" Wristband said in a daze.

HITAGASHI:  "Of course they took it away, yer a piece of shit, yo!"  Abbie then  proceeded to throw a rock at Undershirt's head... gently.  For Abbie.

OSCARK9:  Gloves was stared for a few seconds and made him a little embarrass  form what he said. "(Chuckle nervously) Let just say, that's my  favorite show that involve fusions." He said in his normal tone.

SAIYAN:  "OW! What the hell was that for?!" Undershirt said as he rubbed the  spot where the rock hit.

(( OOC: This is just an FYI, as we forgot about this but mentioned it in Skype, Mahsk is meant to be incomprehensible.  Thrones, the oldest angels/demons, Inquisitors, and those obsessed with Immortal history would be able to understand.  Thank you for your patience. ))

KR-O:  Gloves' response still left the Throne very confused, "What's a show?"

 "Uuuuh, something you will be exposed to later on, don't worry about  it," said Shades, "Anyways. I think it would be a good idea to explain  Heaven and Hell to them because if they don't know about Hell, chances  are they don't know about Heaven either."

OSCARK9:  "Good point." He agree with Shades.

HITAGASHI:  Jerking up, the perpetually angry woman curled her lip up in disgust  for the guy in front of her.  To Abbie, it would be pretty great to  punch him in the face.  "For bein' a shit."

SAIYAN:  "WHAT'S THAT?!! YOU WANT TO FUCKING GO?!" He yelled getting into some  kind of martial arts stance. There was no way he was gonna take any  shit from a girl.

KR-O:  "Children, please! Desist!' Ovr'kot pleaded. "There are other children  present."

HITAGASHI:  "Aighty, shitsack, ya wanna go?  Here we go."  So saying, Abbie  crashed forward and tackled the idiot to the ground.

KR-O:  "FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT!" Shades, no. Don't encourage. You're supposed to  be helping Fallens.

OSCARK9:  "Ah, shit. Not again." He said to himself, while putting his right  hand on his forehead.

HINA-STAR:  Sweater peeked through from the doors then stepped out. A little  surprised at how things got a little wild here. He's a little amused  to see this though.

SAIYAN:  "OOFF" Undershirt said as he got the wind knocked out of him and was  knocked to the ground.

 "You won't win! NOT THIS TIME! HAAA!" he yelled as he punched her in  the face, the force knocking her off of Undershirt.

HITAGASHI:  Abbie snarled, stopping herself from punching him in the face right  back and instead shoving her fist into the ground.  "Bitch, don't ya  start!"  And, okay, her fist was kinda... in the ground.  By like  three inches.

KR-O:  "I BET $50 ON ABBIE!" Shades yelled, pulling out a 50 USD bill.  "FATHER NO!" Massie ran straight to Shades, trying to take out the  money from Shades' hand.

KR-O:  Caplet looked on in concern. This didn't look like it will actually  end well. They felt a presence behind them. "Oh! Hello there dear.  Don't, uh. mind this." They smiled at Sweater in a sheepish manner at  the spectacle Undershirt and Abbie were making.

EMI:  Ampallang blinked the stars out of his eyes and cleared his throat.  "Yes, right. We obviously have a lot to benefit from you all coming  here, partially since it seems a fair amount of this information  has... Slipped my mind over the years." He gave a nervous laugh.  "We'll be more than happy to assist you in discovering this threat,  and ridding the Earth of it as well."

HINA-STAR:  Sweater a little startled at the sudden angel talking but nodded, He  looked on. Still amused. Though, he looks around and noticed two odd  beings. The thrones. Not sure what to say much about them.

KR-O:  "I believe you're new here, correct? I haven't exactly seen you around  here, that's for sure." Caplet continued.

 Ovr'kot went over to the tussling Angels and separated them, holding  them above the ground. "Don't make me fuse the both of you as  punishment." Oh shit, he's showing anger.

 Massie successfully ripped away the bill from Shades' hand and put it  away after he stopped waving it around when the Throne broke up the  fight. LAAAAAME.

HINA-STAR:  Sweater looks back at the angel and flushed. "Uh...yeah" a little  embarrassed "well I have been here for a little while but I haven't  exactly showed much of my face so....I guess I understand that" He  shrugged "I've been out to places so there's that"

HITAGASHI:  There was a pause before Abbie just snarled at the Throne.  Really?  That's the threat?  Of all the threats around?  How ridiculous.

 "Ya think that fuckin' scares me none, yo?  I wouldn't stick to this  shit if ya paid me."  But still, she wriggled out of his hold,  settling right back on the ground and pulling out her game again.  Besides, that guy hit like a sissy.

 "Cu oui'ja kuddah umt, pycelymmo?"  The warble took on an amused tone,  having jumped off of Ovr'kot's shoulders when he'd moved to separate  the two angels.  He was very, very short, it seemed.  "Pid dryhg oui  vun ouin ramb.  Fa ybbnaleyda ed."  Mahsk's hand pat Ampallang on the  stomach as if to comfort him.

HINA-STAR:  Sweater scratched his head "So what's going on here?? It's  really,,,lively" oh but look at that, the fighting stopped.

KR-O:  "It's fine. It has been eons since we've thought about Earth's  existence ourselves.." Ovr'kot responded to Ampallang. "But the added  help is appreciated greatly."

SAIYAN:  Undershirt stood up and spit at the ground. "Fine. I guess we'll have  to settle this another time, won't we?" He said with a smile.

KR-O:  "You guys won't be settling this any time soon." Shades said as he  passed by Undershirt and Abbie.  "YOU BET ON THEM, YOU SINNER." Massie yelled.

KR-O:  "Uh. Yes. Seems we have company aside from Humans and Demons." Caplet  responded. At least the fighting ceased. "By the way, I'm Caplet!"

OSCARK9:  Gloves saw the whole fight, but thank Ovr'kot for stopping those two  from fighting. "Man, if it wasn't for Ovr'kot to stop the fight. This  fight will not end well for either of them." He said to himself, while  he sigh in relief.

HINA-STAR:  Sweater nodded "I'm Aleron "Sweater"....but just call me whatever you  like I guess" he shrugged off.

KR-O:  "For the sake of courtesy I will refer to you as sweater, good sir."  At least Caplet isn't calling you m'lord.

HINA-STAR:  "Okay" he nodded and noticed the angel's hair being very long and  tilted his head "Won't...won't that get stepped on by accident?" he  points at it. "It seems kinda dangerous," He also noticed how pretty  this one looked though he can't say it. That'll be too weird.

KR-O:  "What, my hair? Don't worry about it. If it happens, it happens.  Otherwise I can do this!" Caplet raised their from the ground, moving  it as if it were a limb. No big deal. "Honestly, doing this is much  more dangerous considering I can use it as a weapon."

KR-O:  ****Raised their hair

(( OOC: We will be continuing the roleplay at some other time. We will update the journal saying what time we can continue. ))

HINA-STAR:  "Ooooh that's cool I guess" Sweater nodded again but then realized how  things got quiet and looks around. Oh no what happened. Sweater rubbed  his eyes and shook his head. Damn insomnia.

(( OOC: LAST TIME ON DCM: Suddenly aliens. Creatures that name themselves Thrones have arrived on Earth as their counterparts have received a distress signal. Having picked this up in their frequencies, both Originals went back to Earth. Once on Earth, they reconnect with their distant descendants, the Angels. Thrones are more than surprised to see how evolution treated Angels and proceeded to teach Angels lost arts regarding Soul Stones. Now that everybody's well acquainted, it should be appropriate to tell Angels of their urgent business. ))

GAMER-GODDESS:  Thigh High could do nothing but gawk at the sight before her. "Whoa!"  she gasped, how did they get their hair so long? "OI, Caplet how do  you keep your hair in such nice condition?!" Thigh High hollered while  jogging towards the angel.

BRIT:  Jacket watched the hair before grabbing onto it.  "It's like shaking your hand, right?" He asked, shaking it a little.

HITAGASHI:  Humming softly under his breath, Mahsk looked over at the supposed  leaders of the angels.  The one angel he remembered fondly, the other  human was... very pink.  Like an Inquisitor.  But likely not if  Ampallang worked with them willingly.  Maybe he could explain it to  this person through Ovr'kot?

KR-O:  "Hm?" Caplet turned around to the Angel approaching them. Blushing,  they grabbed their braid, petting it as if it was a pet of sorts.  "Well, it's nothing too hard- Hey!" Caplet tugged their hair back in  response, "Well yes! NO! Please ask before grabbing anything!"

BUMBLERBEE:  Dirndl looked about; an all out brawl? Goodness... She looked to  Jacket, who was shaking Caplet's-- their hair? She smiled briefly,  hands folded before her. "Goodness me, you do have a lot of hair,  Caplet." she remarked.

BRIT:  "Oh, sorry." Jacket said, rubbing the back of his head, "But man, if I  knew long hair could be sentient, I'd have told Jeans to keep theirs  cut."

KR-O:  "Y-Yes. It's a lot of hair. Only took a few decades to grow out." Now  look what you done, they're flustered.

BRIT:  Strappon noticed Mahsk staring at him and quirked a brow. Was there  something on his face?

BUMBLERBEE:  "Are... _you_ alright now?" asked Dirndl, smiling a bit. Carefully,  she reached out to touch their bicep in comfort.

OSCARK9:  Gloves was with the other angle and complementing on Caplet hair. "My,  your hair is long. Probably longer then Ovr'kot hair". He said to  Caplet.

GAMER-GODDESS:  "It took you that long to grow your hair?" Thigh High was shocked to  say the least. "Gosh, I remember when my hair was used to be long...  Not as long as yours though." She said as she slicked back her own  hair.

HITAGASHI:  "Oui'na eh lrynka, nekrd?"  Well, in a sense anyway.  He seemed to be.   Pulling out the orb he'd been using to research out once more,  pulling up important points to go over.  It was difficult to explain  things to people who couldn't understand him.  Like everyone but that  one blond man.

KR-O:  "It's fine. I don't exactly like people touching my hair, is all,"  Caplet let go of their hair and patted Drindl's hand. "Well,  'sentient' hair is more of a thing if you have dense Soul Threads."  They sighed at Thigh High's response, "Well I've been growing it out  since birth. It's been fifty years now. I'm not allowed to cut it out  which is something I really want to do..."

SAIYAN:  "Look, I know he's ugly but it's not that shocking" Wristband shouted  to Mahsk.

 Undershirt continued to stare Abbie down. "Stupid, Ovr'koht getting in  the way!" he thought.

BUMBLERBEE:  Dirndl would slowly pull her hand away with a nod. "Well, it is very  beautiful." she commented, briefly stroking at her own blonde bangs.  She really had no clue how long her own hair was, since she kept it up  regularly.

BRIT:  "Uh... I don't quite understand you." Strappon said, shifting a  little.

HITAGASHI:  "Ikmo?  Hu.  Ra zicd muugc mega yh Ehxiecedun."  The words seemed bit  out towards Wristband as if offended by her very existence.  The  Throne then proceeded to be annoyed at the fact that the human...  thing didn't understand him.  Rude.

 Abbie looked up at the guy again, eyebrow raised.  Because seriously?  Seriously?  You're gonna block her light, bro?  Lips pursing, she  stood up... again.  She would like it to be known that this has  already happened before and that when gaming you don't start things  with her.

 "Ya got a stick up yer ass or somethin', yo?  Quit starin' and  blockin' my light, shithead."

BRIT:  Strappon sighed and shook his head. He still couldn't understand, but  he could tell they were offended. It was an unfortunate situation.

 "So you beat people up with your hair?" Jacket asked enthusiastically,  "That's really fuckin cool!"

OSCARK9:  "Yeah." Agreeing with Jackets.

SAIYAN:  Undershirt narrowed his eyes. "Tch, you really are testing my  patience" he growled before stepping aside and turning his attention  back to the aliens. "Why are they even here?" he thought.

KR-O:  "Why, thank you my good lady." Caplet held their hand by their chest.  "And yes, technically." They said responding to Jacket.

 Shades laughed a little at Strappon, "They think you're the  counterpart to Thrones because of your hair."  Ovr'kot nodded, "Yes, please excuse my cbuica. He's just afraid of  Inquisitors."

HITAGASHI:  Nodding along, Mahsk seemed a little less annoyed for all of a split  second before Ovr'kot.  Afraid?  Of those BRATS?  Ugh!  He stomped his  foot, hands curling into fists, and were he in some cartoon, steam  would be bursting up around him.

 "E's hud yvnyet uv dras!  Drao'na teckicdehk!"

GAMER-GODDESS:  "Damn, that must be kinda awful. But, on the plus side you've always  got a weapon" Thigh High attempted to reassure Caplet "Also it makes  you look super pretty!" She added with a slight blush, large grin and  a double thumbs up.

OSCARK9:  Gloves looked at Ovr'kot for a few seconed and ask him a question.  "Mind me asking, Ovr'kot. But, I was wondering if you have any device  or anything that we can understand your friend here?" He ask him and  pointed at Mahsk.

BRIT:  "O-oh... Well, I don't see why I'd be affiliated with them." Strappon  said, "My hair has been pink since birth... So."  He cleared his throat.  "Thank you for the translation, by the way."

 "Yeah, they are pretty." Jacket said, leaning his head into his hand,  "And even better, you can just -POW- knock someone out without 'em  expecting it!"

KR-O:  The Throne shook his head at Gloves, "No, there's no such thing.  Especially since we're so far removed from that language ourselves. We  understand it since it's our mother language. Your friend here,"  Ovr'kot pointed to Shades, "seems to not have trouble understanding  him. I'm sure it's the same for your Seraph."

 Caplet jabbed Jacket without warning, "You mean like that?"

KR-O:  ***Jabbed Jacket with their hair without warning

KR-O:  Ovr'kot gave the most gentle boop to Mahsk's forehead, "It's fine,  they will not think less of you, dear."

OSCARK9:  "Aww, man." He looked down for a second. "But, yeah. Both of them are  okay." He gave a thumbs up at Shades. "Thanks for the understanding,  Ovr'kot" He said to him, with a smile.

HITAGASHI:  "E femm vekrd ymm dra Ehxiecedunc ev E ryja du bnuja E's hud yvnyet uv  dras."  Though the shorter Throne seemed relaxed, he still seemed a  little annoyed.  Huffing, Mahsk turned his attention over to Strappon  again, pulling up some pictures he felt would help the explanation  coming soon and showing them to Ovr'kot for approval.

GAMER-GODDESS:  "That was just as cool as I imagined it would be!" she stated, turning  her attention to the angel on the ground. Upon seeing him, Thigh High  erupted with laughter "You okay, Jacket?" Thigh High asked as she  attempted to cover her amusement with her left hand while reaching her  right out towards him.

BRIT:  Jacket was knocked off his feet. When he sat up, he was laughing.  "That was awesome!!" He laughed, taking Thigh-High's hand. "Yeah, I'm  great! I've been shot before, so that was fine. They pack one hell of  a punch!"

 Strappon tilted his head. What was he about to be shown?

KR-O:  "Of course, any time," Ovr'kot said to Gloves. Suddenly there were  pictures to his face. He nodded to Mahsk, "Go ahead, dear."

KR-O:  "That doesn't sound like something to confess with such enthusiasm."  Caplet was a little concerned for Jacket.

BUMBLERBEE:  Dirndl gasped, one hand to her cheek daintily. "Goodness!" he'd been  shot before?! What crazy Angels... She thought, looking up to Caplet  in concern and agreement.

HITAGASHI:  He turned his attention back to Strappon, tilting his head and  gesturing around to get his point across.  "Kydran ajanouha, bmayca.  E tuh'd fyhd du ku ujan drec suna dryh uhla."

KR-O:  Shades nodded at the smaller Throne, "Alright m'dude, you got it."  Then Shades reached in between Strappon's back and cape and pulled out  a pink megaphone. Specifically a pink megaphone. Turning it on, he let  the feedback play before speaking into it.  "Hey, we're gonna get explanations for things. You might want to be  present for this."

BRIT:  Strappon had made sure to block his ears when the megaphone was taken  out. Thanks, Shades.

 "Nah, it's cool. The guy's a good dude, he needs to keep us in line  sometimes, I guess." Jacket said with a shrug, "It hurts, yeah, but  I'm an Angel so I heal quick."

SAIYAN:  "Fucking finally!" Undershirt said. This is exactly what he'd been  waiting for. He had been hoping they'd get to the how and why  eventually. He walked over to the rest of the group and waited to hear  what they had to say.

 Wristband walked over to her brother. She too wanted some explanations  on things as well, like how they know about soul stones and fusions.

OSCARK9:  Gloves walk over to the rest of the group and waiting to hear what he  had to say.

OSCARK9:  *** To hear what they have to say.

BUMBLERBEE:  Dirndl looked up at the rather loud sound, wincing a bit. She came  over, closer to the two Thrones with bright eyes. Finally, a good,  solid explanation to all this.

KR-O:  Ovr'kot covered his ears with a pained expressions. Wow these Angels  sure do have ways to communicated with others.

GAMER-GODDESS:  Thigh High turned her attention to the horrid noices projected by  Shades and an apparantly infernal megaphone. Quickly covering she  muttered "A warning would have fantastic."

BRIT:  "Okay, so what's the reason you're here, then?" Jacket asked,  scratching his head, aparently unaffected by the megaphone.

HITAGASHI:  There was a deep breath from the diminutive Throne, an image  displaying from his device.  It showed an almost elegant woman, pink  hair and black skin being the most outstanding feature.  His next  words were sharp and to the point, as if not willing to waste time  speaking more than necessary.

 "Drec, meddma suhgaoc, ec dra Ehxiecedun maytan K'uih."  He pressed a  button on the ball and it began cycling through actual footage of the  Inquisitor in the projection.  "Cra'c y jano jeleuic luhxianun yht  femm cdub yd hudrehk du vummuf drnuikr fedr ran kuymc."

KR-O:  Ovr'kot nudged Mahsk slightly, "Don't call them that, dear. That's  rude!"

 Seeing as the Throne wasn't going to translate, Shades inhaled and  sighed, "So. The lady here is apparently an Inquisitor. She's a leader  and a fearsome conqueror who will stop at nothing until she gets what  she wants," Shades paused for a bit.  Caplet drew in closer to the group, "Then if they think they're here  on Earth..." their sentence trailed off.  "Then... What are they looking for here on Earth?" Shades finished  Caplet's question.

BRIT:  "That doesn't sound like they're here for tea." Strappon said  seriously.

 "Who the fuck goes anywhere for tea?" Jacket asked, "She's clearly  here to fuck shit up."

BUMBLERBEE:  Dirndl listened, looking at this feminine figure with long pink locks  and that coal black skin. She pouted with worry, looking about.  "Whatever she is looking for cannot be good for this world." she said.  "Or any other world, for that matter."

OSCARK9:  "I agree, Dirndl." He said to her.

HITAGASHI:  "Xied ycgehk xiacdeuhc, E'mm kad du dryd."  Mahsk snapped, though he  seemed to slump for a moment before standing straight again.  Next  flashed over to another Inquisitor, though she never seemed to be in  an image or video without G'oun.  "Yhofyo, drec ec ran caluht eh  lussyht vun Ayndr, Facgir'd."

 The footage switched over to very shaky footage of the pair of  Originals in what seemed to be combat with something.  This was  accompanied by a rude scoff as if this footage was an insult to his  existence.

 "Cra'c suna knaato dryh jeumahd pid caaehk yc E'ja caah ran ayd cusa  xiacdeuhypma drehkc, E fuimth'd dno du vekrd aedran uv dras.  Famm,  ihmacc oui'na cdnuhk ahuikr."  Turning to look at Ovr'kot, he frowned,  as if wondering if this actually happened here.  Aside from Ampallang,  he wasn't sure if anyone could actually beat one of these Originals.

KR-O:  "Let's see. He says he'll get to the answers in a bit. And this is  another Inquisitor. I can't exactly translate the namesake. Sounds  like...Waistcoat?" He looked at the Thrones for approval.

 Ovr'kot nodded, and Shades continued, "I'm just going to rephrase  here, but she's this girl's less imposing than the other one because  she's a greedy fuck, but otherwise it's like. We're not strong enough  to take them on."

BRIT:  "I'll take 'em on!" Jacket said, putting his dukes up. "No demon can  defeat a true hero!"

 "If only we had one." Strappon said, looking at his nails for a  second, "So, what you're saying is they need to get stronger. That I  can understand."

KR-O:  "No, we just need to git gud." Shades said flatly.

BRIT:  "Basically." Strappon agreed.

 Jacket glared at the two with a pout.  "Wow."

KR-O:  "HA. Salt has already been spilt." Shades, you have no right to say  who's salty, you aren't even doing your job.

SAIYAN:  "Heh, I'm the strongest one here. Step aside little man" Undershirt  said with a smile. Of course he wasn't completely wrong. He is one of  the strongest here.

 "He is so full of himself" Wristband thought with sigh. "He's just  going to get himself killed."

BRIT:  "Who the fuck says?" Jacket said, going toe-to-toe with Undershirt. He  had a grin on his face, "YOU WANNA GO, BRO? I'd love to take you on!"

HITAGASHI:  "I volunteer myself for throwing both these trash babies into the  fuckin' dumpster."  Abbie raised a hand, grimacing and annoyed.

GAMER-GODDESS:  "All in favor say, Aye!" Thigh High said raising her hand high into  the air as well.

OSCARK9:  "Hey! Who cares who's stronger then who. We need a plaen". He shouted  at Jacket and Undershirt to deceased the fight.

KR-O:  After being gone for God knows how long, Massie magically came into  the scene and automatically picked up Jacket. This kid didn't seem to  weigh like anything to her, what a fucking scrub.

OSCARK9:  ***We need a plane.

BUMBLERBEE:  Dirndl felt her eye twitch a bit. Not this __AGAIN__...

BRIT:  Jacket struggled. Who just picked him up?? HE'S FIGHT THEM, TOO-- Oh  it was a lady.  "Heyy!!" He whined.

HITAGASHI:  Annoyed at being interrupted, Mahsk stomped over to the one who was  starting shit _again_ as if they hadn't already been through this.  Before Undershirt could say something else or start another fight, the  small Throne slammed his foot directly into the man's crotch.

KR-O:  Shades winced a little for Undershirt, bending his knees in response.  That's gotta hurt. He crossed himself and prayed for Undershirt.

 Massie set Jacket down a few yards away from Undershirt. "I swear,  most of you fallen need impulse control training."

SAIYAN:  Before he could react he felt a huge pain in his groin. The force of  the kick launched him several feet in the air before landing face  first onto the ground. Both hands grabbing the affected area with a  feeling of intense nausea. "My dick!" he squeaked out. It appeared  that he would be out of commission for a while.

 "Yep I fucking called it!" Wristband said as he looked at her brother.  Of course he would end up doing something stupid like this. "No more  interruptions guys. I think they're running out of patience."

OSCARK9:  "Ouch! That's gotta hurt." He said to himself.

KR-O:  Except the taller of the two Thrones wasn't fazed by this. It was  expected. He's already used to these Angels, unfortunately.

BRIT:  "Holy shit, fiiiine." Jacket sighed, "Wow, guy got the boot to the  nuts though. Nice."

 "You may continue." Strappon said, shaking his head.

HITAGASHI:  Huffing, Mahsk wandered right back to Ovr'kot, annoyed at the fact  that he had been interrupted again.  A deep, calming breath and then  he began to explain again.

 "Nekrd, rana, mad'c ku du dra creb.  Crebc yna kuut.  Drec ec draen  creb."  The holograms he'd been showing revealed a large and sleek  ship.  He seemed grudgingly impressed with it and actually forced the  projection out further and larger so they could see the details.  "Ed'c mynka yht tyhkanuic yht jano megamo hud kuehk du pa esbundyhd du  ghuf ypuid.  Pid ed'c bnaddo"

KR-O:  Staring blankly at Mahsk, Shades wasn't sure if he wanted to translate  this. This wasn't relevant information. "So, this is their ship. It's  shit."

HITAGASHI:  "E femm kid oui cu pytmo ouin taclahtyhdc femm caa dras vun  kahanydeuhc."  A hissing noise came from Mahsk, once more angry.  How  dare he insult this beautiful ship.  It might be run by awful people  but it was a work of art.  "Draen creb ec payidevim yht ev oui fuimt  muug yd so __bnuzaldeuh__ oui fuimt caa dra vyld dryd fryd oui haat du  ghuf ec _nekrd drana_."

KR-O:  "It's a weak ass ship. Anyways, if you pay attention to this  projection, you'll see what I'm trying to show you." This was amusing  to Shades, but at the same time he was crying internally. This ship  was cool and he felt bad for insulting it.

KR-O:  Massie raised a brow in confusion. She wasn't sure what they were  supposed to look at exactly. "Okay. So it's the ship. We're seeing  bigger details....And?"

GAMER-GODDESS:  "It's just a ship, right...? What the heck are even supposed to focus  on anyways?" Thigh High questioned as she both threw her eyebrows up  while pointing at the projection.

GAMER-GODDESS:  *** threw both

BRIT:  "BAD. ASSSSSS." Jacket shouted to the sky as he looked up.

 "I assume you have artillery on that ship that will assist us?"  Strappon asked, glancing up then down at Mahsk.

HITAGASHI:  "Drec ec draen yndemmano.  Ed'c jano bnaddo.  Ymcu jeumahd."  The  projection seemed to shift, showing off a large amount of weaponry.  He still thought it was beautiful, it was just deadlier looking now.  "Ev drao cruud oui, oui femm tecehdaknyda."

SAIYAN:  "So that's the enemy ship? If you guys know where it is, why don't you  just blow it up?" Wristband.

KR-O:  "Yeah, that's the enemy ship," Shades confirmed, "He's just saying how  dangerous Inquisitor artillery is and we should be careful."

KR-O:  Meanwhile, there was something hiding in the shadows. It... It isn't  something that's exactly intimidating. In fact, whatever was in the  shadows was quite small and simply skittering around the joint. The  commotion in the court yard caught its attention, especially the  hologram. Holy shit, who knew Earth was this advanced now. Wanting to  see the projection up close, it skittered on to Mahsk's head.  Ovr'kot, who was silent for the most part, glanced at Mahsk for a bit  and looked back. He did a double take with an alarmed expression.  What. What _is_ that thing on his spouse's head. "D-Dear...?" His  finger was shaking as he pointed to the small creature.

 Shades look up at the now frightened Throne and laughed. "Oh hey, so  they do hang around the Abbey occasionally. At least it's not an  infestation."

HITAGASHI:  The skittering feeling on his head alerted him that something was  wrong.  Without much thought, the Throne took whatever it was away  from its location and stared at it.  Whatever it was, it was very  small and seemed very curious about him.  Ignoring the shit talking  from the _disgusting vermin_ that had implied she wanted to sleep with  his spouse, he tilted his head and trilled softly.

 "Fryd ec _drec_?"  He couldn't smell much through his namesake,  however, and thus Mahsk took it off, shaking his head to make his hood  fall as well.  He pulled the thing closer and took a sniff, confused  at the way it smelled.  Well... it couldn't be helped.  This in mind,  he actually licked whatever the little thing was.  Almost instantly  his face scrunched up.  "Ed dycdac mega __ceh__.  _Ikr_."

SAIYAN:  "HAHAHA! Look at the big bad aliens getting scared by a tiny little  ghost!" Wristband laughed. For all of their advancements, it was very  humorous that they would be scared of something that they deal on a  daily basis.

 Meanwhile, Undershirt struggled to his feet. Let's see he was  strangled by legs, thrown into a trash can and kicked in the nuts.  This was just not his day! He did notice that there was a ghost that  seemed to be freaking out the Aliens. That made his day a little  better.

 "Not so high and mighty now, are we?" he laughed.

KR-O:  "W-What _is_ that thing?" Ovr'kot wasn't having none of it and smacked  it out of Mahsk's hand when he licked it, "Don't do that, you don't  know where it's been!"

 Caplet picked up the small creature, dusting it off. "You don't know  what a ghost is?"

 "What's...a ghost?" Ovr'kot was almost too afraid to know.

BUMBLERBEE:  Dirndl had to keep laughter in, having been listening... up until now,  anyway. She would come closer to Caplet, looking at the Ghost. "It's  very small." she commented.

BRIT:  "A ghost..." Strappon said. How does he explain it? "They're souls of  the dead who haven't yet passed on, usually being held to the mortal  plane by lingering regrets. They died tragically or by accident."  "That's one way to put it." Jacket said, "Where did this thing come  from??"

MONSPURR:  "Deeeeestrooooy it!" Out popped Bunny Ears, her childish hammer  already taken out as she had pounced after the ghost. However, seeing  everyone, she skidded to a halt. Why were they just standing there  looking at the ghost? And who were those weird pale people?  Attentionless as ever, she simmered down a bit, letting her weapon  turn back into her ears, resting on top of her head.

SAIYAN:  "Who knows and who cares! I say we beat the shit out of that thing!"  Undershirt yelled in response to Jacket. "What do you say?"

 Wristband nodded her head in agreement. This would could be fun.

OSCARK9:  Gloves walk towards to the ghost to get a better look at it. "Should  we repent it?" he ask.

KR-O:  "That sounds fake, but ok." Ovr'kot replied to Strappon. It just seems  so unnatural, what the fuck happened on Earth while they were gone?

 The ghost didn't quite appreciate the fact that it was being called  small. How dare these Angels, don't they know who they're messing  with? The ghost became so enraged that it expanded into a large  balloon of sorts, swallowing both Dirndl and Caplet whole.

 "Of course." Massie said with a snort. She wasn't sure if she should  engage the ghost. There were aliens here. And two still conscious  angels inside of it.

OSCARK9:  "Okay. I got myself the answer." He said and walk back to the others.

BRIT:  "Yeah, let's beat the fuck out of--" Holy shit it ate people. Jacket's  expression went from excited to absolute horror. "WHAT THE FUCK."

GAMER-GODDESS:  "It has hostages though, are we sure we should attack blindly?" Thigh  High asked, she may not have known the angels swallowed to well but,  just going in guns blazing seems like a bad idea regardless.

BUMBLERBEE:  Before Dirndl could respond to Glove, she cried out in horror at being  devored by the inflated Ghost! "AAAA-MMFFF!"before silence

SAIYAN:  "Ah shit! Not again!" Undershirt said as he watched the ghost devour  the two angels.

 Wristband simply stood mouth agape. She couldn't believe this!

HITAGASHI:  Okay that?  That was rude.  First of all it tasted nasty.  And now it  eats people.  Head tilted, his eyes narrowed at the thing.  Mahsk pat  his spouse on the arm, walking forward calmly towards the thing.  Examining it, he figured he might as well get them out.  Now... let's  see where to cut.

 "Drana??"  So saying, his mask shifted, light circling until  solidifying into a sword-like shape.  The fact that it looked like a  lightsaber probably helped explain the fact that it was very hot  around it.  A hum, and he pressed it forward slowly, amused.  "Oac...  drana."

OSCARK9:  Gloves looked at the horror that he saw and it made him mad. "Dirndl!  Caplet! You ghost devouring bitch!" He said to the ghost.

KR-O:  Shades blinked.

MONSPURR:  Ah, that didn't last long at all. Before Bunny could even ask all the  curious questions building up in her mind, the ghost was already  eating up the Angels. That wasn't good! But she had already put away  her weapon... and that was so much work. There were plenty of Angels  and these weirdo's to do the job, right? As much as she wanted to  annihilate the Angel, she kind of wanted to see what the weirdo's  would do. Deciding to stand back, she watched, smiling as they drew  their weapons. This was going to be cool! Luckily, no one had seen or  noticed her. She couldn't be viewed as lazy right? Still, she chimed  out, as if completely forgetting about that. "Like, go destroy him!"

BRIT:  "This isn't right. Someone get rid of it...?" Strappon looked around  at the angels, "GET RID OF IT."

KR-O:  "Strap, you do realize this isn't Caplet's first time getting devoured  right?" Then a single tear shed from Shades' only eye. The day at the  aquarium still haunts him.

OSCARK9:  Gloves looked at Strappon for a few sec and hear what he had to say.  "No problem." He said to him and he summon his gauntlet gloves in  battle.

BUMBLERBEE:  As Strappon spoke, incoherent nose came from the belly of the beast--  quite literally! The imprint of feet had begun to kick the inky black  creature, and even a soft glow grew!

HITAGASHI:  Frowning at the spot that glowed, Mahsk merely blinked and shifted his  weapon to cut further into the 'ghost' which... they had a very odd  phenomenon didn't they?  Whatever, he just wanted to get this taste  out of his mouth and go back to studying this planet.  This was  already boring him.  As he thought this, the Throne noticed his sword  had opened a small hole in the thing.  Well... that worked.

KR-O:  The ghost began being torn apart by what looked like to be Soul  Threads. Caplet was fucking pissed and this ghost ruined their hair.  They took hours cleaning that, man! "TO THINK I TRUSTED YOU," They  shouted from the small gap they made.

BRIT:  "I... What?" Strappon started before turning to Shades. Did he really  just say that?

 Jacket whipped off his namesake and turned it into Duel Pride.  "We're here for backup!" He yelled, "CUT IT OPEN."

KR-O:  "Weren't you with us at the aquarium?" Shades looked down at Strappon  with a concerned expression about him. "Oh. Uh. Forget I said anything  then."  He began fiddling his fingers, nearly breaking into a sweat. He didn't  exactly report the damages to the aquarium to Strappon the day it  happened.

SAIYAN:  "Well that happened" Undershirt said as he dropped his guard.

 "WHAT! IT'S LIKE YOU DON'T EVEN THINK THAT WASN'T A BIG DEAL"  Wristband yelled.

 Undershirt turned to Wristband. "Wristband, when this is over, I have  so many things I have to tell you" he said.

BUMBLERBEE:  "___VERSCHWINDE!___" came a slightly muffled near growl, the glow  subsiding from inside the ghost. Slightly above Mahsk's incision,  thinkfully clearing the Throne's head was a lightly glowing blade,  half sticking out. It struggled to slide up, the blade dragging!

KR-O:  Oh wow, those were terrible stomach aches. The ghost then ejected  Dirndl and Caplet from its body, not taking holy power too well.

 Caplet picked themselves up, shaking from all this ooze covering them.  "N-Not again...."

OSCARK9:  Gloves run towards Caplet and Dirndl to see if they're alright. "Hey.  Are you two alright?" He ask them.

HITAGASHI:  Staring down, Mahsk considered the thing.  It was pathetic.  If it had  just remained curious he wouldn't have to cut through it like the mess  of trash it was.  A shake of the head was the only warning he gave  before cutting mercilessly into the thing, sheering away the thing  from the sheer holy heat of his lightsaber.

BUMBLERBEE:  Dirndl was on her hands and knees, her seax falling into the ground  she was ejected. Covered in goo and wearing her white slip, she was  gasping for air, hair half down from its braided perch.

GAMER-GODDESS:  Running towards the two angels, Thigh High stopped in front of them"Oh  gross, are you guys alright?" Hesitating slightly at the goop before  sticking her hand out towards Dirndl.

KR-O:  The ghost immediately exploded into pieces, not having last words  before parting with the world.

 "Personally I am not fine, this is the second darn diddly time this  has happened and I'm honestly so disgusted with myself-" Caplet went  off saying incomprehensible mutterings as they walked away from the  scene, swiping off ghost residue.

 Ovr'kot simply stared. Why did it blow up? Why do they even exist? He  is Afraid.

SAIYAN:  "Maybe they should learn not to get eaten if they're that upset about  it" Undershirt mumbled as they walked by.

 "I take it this kind of stuff happens often?" Wristband said to no one  in particular.

BUMBLERBEE:  Dirndl looked up, eyes dark and a bit angry. With Thigh High's  asisstance, she stood on shaky legs, hand to her chest. "Vielen Dank."  she murmured, one eye covered with blonde hair.

OSCARK9:  When Caplet walk away from the scene and muttering at the same time.  Gloves was thinking of what he said that made him a little confuse.  "What. The second time?" He said to himself.

GAMER-GODDESS:  "No problem!" she stated, "Are you okay to walk on your own?" Thigh  High asked with a concerned smile still holding onto Dirndl's hand.

KR-O:  "Och ärligt De kan alla gå __SKRUV SIG__ !"  Caplet then attempted to calm themselves down. Don't curse in a  language considered sacred Caplet, it's not worth it. Wiping off  residue from their hair, they turned to Gloves, "Things tend to  happen."  That's pretty much all you're gonna get out of them regarding the  topic.

HITAGASHI:  The sound of the lightsaber deactivating was followed by a whooshing  noise as it turned back into his namesake.  Mahsk slid it into his  robes and made his way calmly back to his spouse, jumping up and  wrapping himself around Ovr'kot's front as if he always did this.  Which he probably did.  He smiled wide and pressed his nose to the  taller Throne, not really wanting to kiss him considering what he'd  just licked.

OSCARK9:  "Gottha." he said to them.

OSCARK9:  *** "Gotcha." he said to them.

KR-O:  Ah yes, the warm embrace of his spouse made Ovr'kot feel better.  Somewhat. "Guess you always were my hero, huh?"

BUMBLERBEE:  "I don't know..." She said softly, slowly calming down from the  ordeal. "My sword, where did it fall?" she asked no one in particular,  her sword having fell not too far away.

SAIYAN:  Undershirt blinked

GAMER-GODDESS:  "Ummmm..." Glancing around for the weapon, she spotted it on ground a  few feet away, Thigh High beamed impressed with herself. "I believe  that's it over there." She said towards Dirndl before dragging her  towards the sword.

HITAGASHI:  Mahsk seemed to find this amusing, humming in agreement and holding  himself to Ovr'kot tighter.  He pressed his face to his spouse's neck,  flushing happily at the comment.

KR-O:  Ovr'kot stroked his spouse's hair before firmly gripping it, "Wash yo  mouth," he said as if it were a threat.

BRIT:  "So, what exactly were you going to explain?" Strappon asked now that  the commotion was overwith.

SAIYAN:  "Yes please tell us, oh wise one!" Undershirt said. He was really  getting pissed off at the fact that the aliens had been here for so  long and they had been told literally nothing.

HITAGASHI:  With a resolutely annoyed face, Mahsk glared at his spouse.  He then,  in an act of absolute maturity, pulled his hood right back over his  head and stuck his face back where he'd had it.  He wasn't explaining  jack shit anymore.  He kept getting interrupted.

BUMBLERBEE:  Dirndl gasped, leaning over to grab her weapon from the ground, gently  dusting. "Thank you." she told Thigh High, flashing a brief smile. Hm?  She turned to Mahsk, who seemed unwilling to explain any more of the  situation.

Fox looked around in utter confusion , mentally asking herself why she was there. She removed her stole from around her neck and placed a hand on her hip , her eyebrow now raised, "Uh, anyone here care to explain what the hell just went down?" She exhaled and toyed with her collar.

(( OOC: Ughhhhhh faaacccck sorry)) ))

BRIT:  "Weeeelll, there was a ghost that ate people, but the cute little  alien dude took care of it. And there's aliens!" Jacket explained,  "And now they're actually going to explain stuff. Yeah!"

OFFICERCOFFINCAT:  She blinked and closed her mouth, "You've gotta be jokin.." Fox said  in utter disbelief. "Thanks for the..er..explanation.."  she muttered.

KR-O:  Ovr'kot furrowed his brows, "Come now, don't be like that. Fine. I'll  take over."  He set the spouse down next to him and stood up, straightening his  namesake. "Now then, before anymore interruptions occur. We are here  because we believe the Inquisitors are looking for the source of the  distress signal. But this distress signal isn't exactly what it sounds  like. It was this...massive burst of energy that came from this  specific area of Earth. With energy like that, I'm sure Inquisitors  want to take harness whatever it is."  Ovr'kot paused for a bit before continuing, "Inquisitors were looking  for that here on Earth originally, that's why any of you exist. But  since they found nothing, we all left. The question is...what even  happened here?"

BRIT:  "That's... Pressing." Strappon stated. "A massive burst of energy...  I'm not sure at all what would have caused that."

HITAGASHI:  "They're probably referring to the Hell's Monkey.  From before the  mess before."  From seemingly nowhere came Bifocals, having finally  arrived in time for something, at least.  "Or, you know, the massive  amount of fallen."

BRIT:  "That huge cockmonster was nasty as hell." Jacket said with a yawn,  "Everyone in Heaven was worried about it."

KR-O:  "The smell was something....that wasn't as desired, honestly." Shades  shivered in disgust just remembering the smell.

KR-O:  ___The S M E L L___

OFFICERCOFFINCAT:  "Soooooo.. no one noticed that person magically arrive like a rabbit  outta some magicians ass?" Fox said with her hands behind her head, "  Is it just me??"

OFFICERCOFFINCAT:  Arrived-

KR-O:  "A bunny girl is normal considered what happens around here," Massie  replied, fixing her messy bun. It was being a hassle and you know  what, fuck it. Time to let her hair loose. "Again, a giant penis ghost  did burst out of the ground."

BRIT:  "Eugh.I couldn't imagine." Jacket coughed, "Anyway, people pop in and  out of here all the time."

 "It was... Terrible, to say the least. You may be right." Strappon  agreed with Bifocals.

HITAGASHI:  "Well, considering the fact that I had to do reconstruction, I'm sure  I'm right."  She looked down at the man before her attention was  brought back to the Thrones.  It had been a long time since she'd seen  these things.  "I'm pretty sure it was Hell's Monkey.  A gateway was  opened to Hell and unleashed an extremely powerful ghost.  It was very  unpleasant."

KR-O:  Ovr'kot looked mortified. Wow, these kids certainly did deal with  something. And they thought fighting Yautja was out of the norm.  "We don't know half of what you're speaking about, but I'm sure it was  catastrophic."

BRIT:  "Abso-fucking-lutely." Jacket snorted.

OFFICERCOFFINCAT:  "Oh, sooo I'm not the only weasel popping in , good to know." The  poacher mumbled to herself . "You aren't the only one dude." She  huffed.

HITAGASHI:  Bifocals snorted and watched Mahsk seem to consider the new arrivals  with amusement.  As if they were something fun.

 "Catastrophic is putting it nicely," she said, annoyed at the memory  itself.  "Hell's Monkey is the ghost that was unleashed.  It was...  very phallic.  I was in the middle of work when it happened, however."

OFFICERCOFFINCAT:  "That explains why those chicks ran out of that Victoria's Secret..."  she blinks and shrugs, "A dicks a dick."

KR-O:  "Don't kinkshame them," retorted Shades at Fox Stole. "But yeah,  that's really the only event that would warrant a lot of energy to be  shot out of the planet. I don't think I read something else like this  happening way back when."

 Ovr'kot tapped his chin, pensive.  "Hm. Is there any possible way to enter this 'Hell'? The sooner we can  drive Inquisitors out of here, the better."

 Shades simply held up his finger as if he was going to say something  but all that came out was "Uuuh..."

GAMER-GODDESS:  "Yea, that may be but, that was WAY too much dick..." Thigh High  replied while stretching her arms above her head.

SAIYAN:  "I heard the stories" Undershirt said. "It sounded...pretty bad."  Those stories were some of the worst things he ever heard about in his  life.

BRIT:  "I was there, once, but I also had been dragged there." Strappon said,  "Ampallang and I were unconscious. They then proceeded to torture us.  It wasn't a good memory."

KR-O:  Caplet raised up there hand, "I got called to repent a ghost for them  because they were locked in their own headquarters."

KR-O:  *their

OFFICERCOFFINCAT:  She put her hands up in surrender and opened her mouth to say  something but she lost her train of thought,  "motherfluffer...uh...well if we're adding stuff my ex is down there."  She yawned. "Fuckin horse ass." Fox mumbled.

OSCARK9:  "Man, that's bad to hear, Strappon." he said to him, while he stretch  his both arms in the air. "But, yeah how can we enter hell?" He  question.

KR-O:  "Well, it's not so much just adding on. I know how to enter Hell. I'm  not sure if the Templar and Seraph do considering they were  unconscious." Caplet responded.

OFFICERCOFFINCAT:  "Soooo, should I break out the chloroform..?" She raised an eyebrow.

KR-O:  "Oh yeah, you told me that little venture of yours. That was pretty  pathetic on their part," Shades confessed, "No. No chloroform."

 "Take the elevator." That's a way to put it simply Caplet.

HITAGASHI:  "Basically, entering Hell is difficult and not worth the effort nine  times out of ten."  Staring down at her nails, Bifocals considered it.   "Though I can't remember how exactly to get there anymore."

SAIYAN:  Wristband blinked

OFFICERCOFFINCAT:  With a huff she crosses her arms and pouts like a two year old. "What  about cheesy disguises...? Those oddly seem to fuckin work..."

(( OOC: Alright folks, we're wrapping up. Go ahead and make your last posts! ))

OSCARK9:  Gloves blinked

HITAGASHI:  Tugging on Ovr'kot's sleeve, Mahsk pointed up to the sky, indicating  it was time to go.  There were things to do, information to compile,  and snuggles to be had after he washed his mouth out.  A lot of  snuggles.  It was very important.  He gave a small wave to the people  he'd actually interacted well with.  A grin and the mask was back in  place.

 Time to go.

BRIT:  "Disguises? Like mustaches and stuff? Nah, they don't seem to fall for  those." Jacket said with a sigh.  "I assume you're leaving us, then." Strappon said, "Are you going to  keep in touch?

OFFICERCOFFINCAT:  Fox nods and makes a gun with her hands , "Pewwww there goes that  idea..."  she turns to strappon, "You seem like a fun group.. soo I  don't see why not."

KR-O:  "Yes. Our time is up for now, but we will return soon. Perhaps set up  base here if you do not mind, that way it's easier for us to keep in  contact," said Ovr'kot. "But for now, live long and prosper." And then  Scotty beamed them up, they were gone.

 Shades now wondered how they would respond to them about setting up  base in the Abbey. I mean, that's more taxes and more unwanted  attention.

And so with the meeting of new friends came new worries. What were these Ancient Ancestors planning? Why were they here? How the hell are they even supposed to respond to this? Who knows, but it was the start of a whole new set of problems, and far more adventure than they could imagine.

[garylovestowine]

Janury 7th 2-16

So im sitting here in my apartmen at 2:56m... I came home from miller's alehouse with four gin and tonic doubles, and I am just completely oblitereated. I'm scared because school starts tbhis monday, and i am financial fucked in he head. But I just wana let you gys knows that I am okay. I'm at my aprtment finishing a botle of meritage, whch suchs because I had four gin and tonic doubles and miller's.

I dont know wjat to talk about so I am going to just mentoon donald trump... You guys, Donald tump is fucking crazy. I got a Cnn updte on my phone saying hes asking congress to pay for the wall (yeah that fcukin wall).... Like, I love Meixico, whr the fuk would he close the border and build that wall? I think thats a huge insult to everybodu!!!! don't build th wall, trump, that's just a fick ting for you do. I had a crush on a hispanic, don't fucking build awall!!!!@@@!

At work ,I had to dwal with a bitch couple. dont tell me i didnnt give you water with lemon at a dinner shift, because that shit is just annoying. I gAVE YOU lemons and this bitcj was all "I wanted lemon wth my water",,, BITCH. LOOK AR THE PLAT OF LEMONS I GAVE YOU... FUCK YOU.

Now thatI look at my coworkers and their schedules, i just wanna say i miss al ot of my coworkers. KD, I juwa wanna say your college at one of the carolines is great, because i love ya like my lil sister. Kkd you look so much like your parents like you have your dads hair but yourr moms smile and eyes... its adorable let your parents know they treated you well, i wsich tou the avoluste bes. AAB you're the hottet and oolest barytender i have ever met and i know you're the best at english. Honey, if I ever decided to return to an englsh major i'm ging back to you for help lololool. KR you're in a soritiy abd i know peole joke about soririties but swwet heart, you're gorgeous and i hope you nd your man are adorable and stay toggether for a while... you remeber when i bought you tha wine stopper?!?!?! KR youre such a doll, and you have such a swert personaliy which is why i send ya text hopih your okay and a tah t shit and i am glad you enjoyed your ramily for chtristmas but i missd ya! i know it aeems like i am a perv but ih hope for the best for you, i knwo you're the best. KD and AAB nand KR are hee greeatest hottest collest coworkers ever... not some fuking bitch i xpent time on dates and flowers, onoy to go for some fucking asshole who probably still lives with his parents and probably DEALS DRUGS TO FUCKING PEOPL... predjucie much mother fucker-- naaaaaa i saw him deal......... look i mean i live in an apartment and have a ar, this vunt decided a drig dealing bith whos baby mama's daughter has the same naem as her is betterbthan me... FUCK tou, lady, and just know i havent seen you in the eyws since october bcaause just oookin at you makes me wnna drown a bunch of orphans and puppies... yeah, she a bitch. I asked her "yopu have a thing for him, on't you,?" and she goes" well kinda"... fuck yo, lady... i wastedm y time, yu cock teasing bith lolololi i hope your career fails like steve harvey and mis universe...

but back to what i was saying if my coworekrs names initials are KD KR and AAB i lobe ya snd yoyr the bes... FUXK YOU OTHER LADY.... soooooo glad i got over you, because you a goddamn bitch i am so petty right now i am sorry but whatever. i wish i have a good wine pallete and flavor like Alle fuck it alleee you got good wine recommendations. like kahryn here ikes white zinfadel, so fuking basic but whatever-- LCY!!! i GOT Luyc into gam of trnes and westworld i love thay chick she is so gucking awesome i rotaltfforgot aout here i am sorry i forgot about her looo i yhink you're the bet@!!! nyways i posted tis at 314am but i have wok at 8am so i m sooooooo fucked ... okay cool. yyyyye byeee but whatever