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smhalltheurlsaretaken · 2 years

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Came across a sketch on Youtube about Darth Vader being illiterate because Anakin was, I quote: 'bought as a slave, given a sword and thrown into war, they never really sent us to school.'

And like. That's a very geeky youtuber who loves to get deep in the lore. And yet SOMEHOW he managed to miss the fact that the war happened TEN YEARS after TPM and the Jedi fcking do send their kids to school because they are a school (and Anakin was not even bought he was won in a bet). Is the machete order that popular?

#kriff the machete order all my homies hate the machete order #watch tpm before talking about the characters you cowards #(And really there's no real indication in TPM that Anakin was illiterate even as slave?)#anakin skywalker #the phantom menace #tpm #it's an amazing movie FIGHT ME #i love everything about it except the pod race because that part is too long and reminds me of cars but everything else is awesome thx

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