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[doobnnoob-tf2]

I made that fic request post forever ago and I feel so bad I'm just now getting to these but @fontodue I hope you enjoy

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Sniper had been called away on a mission and would be gone for over a week. Heavy and Medic decided to go to a lodge a bit up north for the weekend. Engineer, Soldier, Demoman, and Pyro all took a roadtrip to go check out some sort of oddities shop that had opened the next town over and decided to make a weekend trip of it as well. The base was quiet.

"Yo, Spy!"

Mostly.

Spy and Scout were the only two left on the base. And while the calm, quiet, serene bliss of having a relatively empty base was almost heaven for Spy, it was torture - he discovered - for Scout. He'd come to find out that living with seven older brothers only to move to a base with 8 other mercenaries meant he didn't know what quiet really meant or how to appreciate it. But he'd been patient with Scout's annoyingly constant seeking him out. He knew it was only because he was lonely.

And so when he did it again while Spy was laying on the couch in the rec room, enjoying the silence with his eyes shut, he didn't even so much as let out a sigh. He simply moved his arm off his face to look up at him leaning over the back of the couch. "Yes?"

"Okay, good, you're awake. So, I had an idea. Since everyone else is kinda off doin' their thing.. I was thinkin.. ya know.. maybe you and I could head to town in that fancy car 'a yours and pick up chicks at the bar."

"Scout-"

"I know what you're thinkin', and I know. Regular bar chicks ain't your thing, you like fancy ladies. But, and hear me out, I've got a plan."

"Scout-"

"Spy, come on, just trust me with this, please! I'm tellin' you, this idea is foolproof!"

"I am fairly certain in order for a plan to not be foolproof, a fool could not have come up with it."

"Well thankfully there ain't one here today, so come on!" He grabbed Spy and pulled him up to his feet, leading him back to his room. "So here's my plan. We need to stand out, right? If we can get all eyes on us, then we have their attention and we can pick whoever we want at that point." He opened his bedroom door, leaving Spy standing outside it as he stepped in and talked loudly through it. "I went through everything I've got.. and maybe some'a everyone else's stuff, don't tell them. And I think I've put together the best outfit!"

Spy leaned back against the wall opposite to the door, staring at it with an eyebrow raised. He folded his arms over his chest and waited for whatever this horrible display was about to be. And upon its reveal, he..

..well, it took every atom in his body to not move a single muscle in his face, for starters.

Spy stood there, bewildered as his eyes roamed over him. He'd found one of Demoman's kilts. One of Sniper's hats. And what he can only assume is one of Medic's dressier shirts he wears when he and Heavy go out for their weekly dinner dates. None of it matched. Or fit, for that matter. But his eyes darted up to Scout's face and the hopeful look in his eye knocked him out of his stupor.

He cleared his throat and reached up to fix his own waistcoat as he moved away from the wall. "Well, ah.. it is something, I shall give it that. And I can tell you.. chose things wisely." He moved around to look in at the clothing pile on his bed. And then back at Scout again. And then at the clothes, thinking long and hard before turning to him once more with a smile. "How about we move all of this to the recreational room and.. go through it together? I can think of a few.. adjustments we could make to this, oui?"

There was a sparkle in Scout's eye as he ran in to gather all of it in his arms and rush out to head down the hall. Spy followed him, bending down to pick up each article of clothing that falls like a breadcrumb trail behind him.

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Medic huffed as he opened the door, folding his arms and looking at Heavy. "I still can't believe it. Snowed in!"

"It was lodge, Doktor.. it should have snow."

"But we're in the middle of a desert, it was a desert lodge! How could it be snowed in?"

Heavy chuckled as he moved past him, stepping into the rec room and pausing at the sight. He felt Medic bump into his back before moving around him to see as well.

Scout and Spy sat on the floor, two bottles of wine - one clearly empty - and a mountain of clothes sitting beside them. Both dressed in mismatched outfits and laughing with each other. Spy was the one who noticed them finally when bringing his glass up to take a drink. He paused, looking at the mess and then back at them. "We.. were not expecting anyone to return so soon."

Medic only squinted. "..Spy, are you wearing my pants?"

Scout, already drunk, snickered and then leaned over to wrap his arm around Spy's shoulders. "Yeah, he's showin' me how to, uh.. what were we doin' with all this again?"

Spy looked over at him. "You tried wearing Demoman's kilt to a bar and I was not about to let you do that."

Scout pointed at Spy, looking to Medic. "Yeah, that!"

Medic only sighed, looking between the two. His question wasn't answered, and he only had even more questions now, but he was still too upset with not having a lodge for the weekend to care. Shaking his head, he turned to head to the bedrooms, Heavy following behind him. "You two are doing laundry for a week if you spill wine on anything."

Spy waited for them to leave before turning to Scout and grinning. "Do you think we should tell them we used his shirt to mop up the wine we spilled on the floor?"

"Well, in our defense, we didn't spill it ON his shirt."

The two laughed harder into the rest of the night, plans of going out to drink long since forgotten.

[kritzenkriegen]

Truly no love story surpasses the bond between a previously unacquainted heavy/medic pair who end up ride-or-die for each other and communicate solely through voice commands

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[my-life-fm]

"Wenn mehr fremdartiges Leben direkt an unseren Balkonen erhalten bleibt, hinterlassen wir den folgenden Generationen einen Schatz, der uns offenbar zu selbstverständlich geworden ist." » [...] Einerseits plädieren wir für Vielfalt und predigen Tierliebe, andererseits vernichten wir voller Tatendrang, alles was da kreucht und fleucht. Wenn wir das nicht ändern, stehen wir bald ziemlich einsam da – nur noch mit Hunden und Katzen. ... | ... Als ich noch ein Kind war, sah unser Auto nach einer Landstraßenfahrt aus, als hätte es ein riesiger Frosch ausgekotzt. Eine Kruste toter Insekten bedeckte den Lack und die Scheiben so dick, dass wir beim Tanken immer etwas davon entfernen mussten, um noch etwas zu sehen. Autofahrer wissen, dass selbst die modernste Scheibenwaschanlage arge Probleme hat, geplättete, getrocknete Insekten zu entfernen. Wenn ich heute 2000 Kilometer mit der steilen Frontscheibe eines Transporters durch die Republik fahre, finde ich dennoch nur einen Bruchteil der Insekten. ... | ... Im Vergleich zu den Achtzigerjahren zählen sie insgesamt bis über 70 Prozent weniger Insekten in ihren Mengenfängen, finden aber ebenso Zonen, in denen es noch viele Tiere gibt. ... | ... Es gibt jedenfalls nach bestem Wissen und Gewissen in Deutschland deutlich weniger Insekten als früher. Das war kein Vulkan oder Gottes Zorn, sondern der Mensch drängt sie aus dem Leben, weil sie ihn stören. ... | ... Wer etwas über den Charakter eines Menschen erfahren will, betrachtet am besten, wie er Schwächere behandelt. ... | ... Bei den Nutztieren hört die Liebe schon auf. ... | ... Das heutige Leistungsrind, die Legehenne, das Mastschwein, das sind derart überzüchtete Empfindlichkeitsbrocken, dass ihren nur noch das Leben als genau definiertes Teilchen der hoch automatisierten Landwirtschaftsmaschine bleibt. Sie können gern versuchen, dieser Tage Hochleistungslegehennen einfach im Garten zu halten. Ich gebe ihnen zwei Wochen bis Lungenentzündung. Diese Tiere sind außerhalb klimatisierter Ställe kaum noch lebensfähig und darin führen sie eine Existenz, die kein Mensch "Leben" nennen würde, beträfe ihn das persönlich. ... | ... Beim Rest, der weder nutz- noch kuschelbar ist, rotten wir aus, was im Weg der Bequemlichkeit steht. ... | ... Die Wespe ist ein Nützling, sie frisst zum Beispiel den Parasiten namens Stechmücke. ... | ... Der Wolf kommt langsam zurück in den Osten und wir wollen ihn gleich ein zweites Mal ausrotten. Nur seine optische Ähnlichkeit zum Haushund hilft ihm noch. Spinnen sind ekelig, weil sie "komisch laufen". Sofort töten. Fliegen, igitt, die haben auf Kackhaufen gesessen. Todesstrafe. Maulwürfe verschandeln mir den Rasen. Sie sollen nach drüben gehen oder sterben. Vögel zerfleddern meine Weintrauben. Man reiche mir die Schrotpistole. Die Ameise frisst mir 18 µg Marmelade weg. Ich vergifte ihre Kinder. Aber hey, ich bin Tierfreund, man betrachte nur meine drei fotogenen Katzen. ... | ... Welche Vielfalt bleibt uns, wenn alles außer dem Menschen und seinen biologischen Bauteilzüchtungen ausgestorben ist? ... | ... Die Menschheit fühlt sich häufig allein im Universum. Sie erfindet Götter und Geschichten und horcht in die unvorstellbaren Weiten des Alls hinein, ob es da nicht doch noch Andere gibt. Meine größte Freude war dabei immer, dass wir schon hier auf der Erde nicht alleine sind. Wenn mehr fremdartiges Leben direkt an unseren Balkonen erhalten bleibt, hinterlassen wir den folgenden Generationen einen Schatz, der uns offenbar zu selbstverständlich geworden ist. « Clemens Gleich | heise online | 27.08.2017 | "Missing Link": "Kill it with fire!" – Vielfalt und Rücksicht, aber nicht für Wespen | https://www.heise.de/newsticker/meldung/Missing-Link-Kill-it-with-fire-Vielfalt-und-Ruecksicht-aber-nicht-fuer-Wespen-3812853.html?artikelseite=all Sollte sich der Urheber des hier verlinkten und zitierten Artikels durch das Posten dieser Verlinkung oder dem ganz oder teilweisen Zitieren aus dem verlinkten Artikel in seinem Urheberrecht verletzt fühlen, bitte ich um einen kurzen Kommentar und einen Beleg der Urheberschaft. Das Beanstandete wird dann unverzüglich entfernt. | Eventuelle Werbung in optischer Nähe zu diesem Artikel stammt nicht von mir, sondern vom Social-Media-Hoster. Ich sehe diese Werbung nicht und bin nicht am Verdienst oder Gewinn beteiligt.

[hiddenbysuccubi]

I’m going through old USBS and how did any of these get saved. I’m not even sure I’ve changed all that much over the 4 years these were taken. EDIT (2020) added last two relationships.

[doobnnoob-tf2]

HIII :D first time asking a blog for something so ^^”

Ok for some context I am making a drawing series of merc boxers (because I saw a twit about it and I had to draw it ) could u do merc boxers Headcannons for everyone except scout soldier and pyro pls <33

I’m assuming you mean gimmicky boxers lol.  I saw your post with Offense class so I’ll try to fit the theme of those

Demoman: various cryptids all over.  or just tartan patterned

Heavy: there’s little teddy bear heads with grumpy faces on them.  or a custom made pair, with Sasha and hearts all over

Engineer: a desert sunset; single cactus, tumbleweed blowing in the wind.  or the Texas state flag

Medic: they’re supposed to look like a medical cart, with various medical instruments laid out, almost an x-ray style of coloring. or a custom pattern with doves and dove footprints and anatomically correct shaped hearts

Sniper: there’s a crosshair right on the crotch.  or a pair with koala faces all over them (his Mum thought they were cute and had to get them)

Spy: pinstripe, just like his suit.  or one half is the French flag, the other half is just baguettes, the Eiffel Tower, and wine glasses

everyone wound up getting two options bc I have no self-control

also for future reference: I don’t really want my blog/asks/headcanons associated with TF2 Twitter.  they make me extremely uncomfortable with how they treat transmen over there

[abemihashi]

kuschelbar started following you

where are you guys coming from omg Thank you for following and welcome to my blog~! :D

[doobnnoob-tf2]

If it's ok, some headcannons of the bilingual mercs struggling with their English sometimes?

Pyro: no one can hardly understand them anyway so most of the team doesn’t even realize they speak Spanish.  but they’re not safe from forgetting what certain words are and will often stand there and stare at something in confusion until it either comes back to them or someone walks over and says what it is.  it works every time too

Heavy: he’ll just ask someone what something is and admit he can’t remember.  though him trying to describe it is what trips him up and so he instead will just bring it to someone and ask, or take someone to it and ask.  if he tries to describe it, he’s almost sure to start forgetting those words as well and then he’s just flustered and trying to translate himself and it’s so much easier to just show someone the thing he’s talking about

Medic: arguably forgets English the most out of everyone.  if he’s talking about something, he’ll call it what it is in German and then get frustrated when the other person doesn’t understand.  he usually forgets English the most when he’s writing.  swapping words out for German only to later use the English word anyway, writing sentences how they’d be formatted if written in German, etc

Spy: he might not even speak French if he’s tired enough, and then it’s just a gamble if someone on the team can understand him.  if he’s trying to refer to something and can’t remember what it’s called, he’ll sit and visibly think REALLY hard before figuring out what the literal English translation would be and say that as if it’s a question because he’s not even sure himself.  it usually doesn’t help much

I kept it to those four because while I do headcanon pretty much all of them (except Soldier) as knowing more than one language to some degree, those are the only ones who English is their second language

[doobnnoob-tf2]

Another ask cuz i really like your hcs!

Got anything Heavy related? I like to imagine he draws similarly to sniper, but moreso with people than animals

I actually see Heavy more as a writer than an artist!  granted they’re all in Russian, but literature is something very important to him

Medic and Spy are the only ones who are able to read them but he doesn’t exactly share them too often, he prefers keeping them in his room stored away, he’s shared a few with Medic and Spy just snoops around and found them and has read them

books are what helped him through a lot of his trauma of his life growing up, being able to whisk himself away somewhere else entirely or simply to busy his mind when things get too rough

he’s never actually finished anything he’s written, but he plans on eventually getting around to them when he retires

he loves art though and he honestly loves watching someone draw, he’s always fascinated by seeing a blank canvas suddenly just have something there that someone made with their own hands, it’s amazing to him

[wiezu-blog]

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[wiezu-blog]

Häkelanleitung als PDF für einen kleinen Kuschelbär. Der Bär wird ca. 30 ste...