#lance eldarya origins

[chantalvonrosen]

[the-skull-breaker]

Chrome : which one of you is gonna tell me that tea tastes different if you put it in hot water ?

Valkyon : y-you were putting it in cold water... ?

Ezarel : Chrome. answer the question Chrome.

Chrome : yeah ??? I thought for, like, 5 years that people were putting it in hot water to speed-up the tea-ification process. didn't realize there was an actual reason...

Ezarel : you don't have the patience to microwave water for three minutes ???

Nevra : why are you... putting the water in the microwave... to boil it ???

Ezarel : do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove ???

Nevra : it takes less than a minute !

Ezarel : bestie, is your stovetop powered by the FUCKING SUN ???

Nevra : HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE YOU TO BOIL A CUP OF WATER ON THE STOVE ???

Ezarel : like SEVEN MINUTES !

Nevra : just take the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in like two minutes... less than that is you use a sauce pan...

Ezarel : crying, you're putting the whole mug on the stove ??? ON MEDIUM HEAT ??? your stove is enchanted...

Leiftan : every second person here is a fucking lunatic...

Lance : DO NONE OF YOU OWN A FUCKING KETTLE ?!!

[jelly-and-strawberries]

Privileges you get with the Eldarya Boys ♡

Lance – You're the only one who needs no invitation to enter his room. – You're the only one who can touch him and not suffer the consequences. – You're the only one who can get him to calm down when he's mad. – You're the only one who can flirt with him and not get rejected in the process. – You're the only one who gets to see him with his guard down. – You're the only one who knows about his family story.

Nevra – You're the only one allowed to caress his face scar. – You're the only one who gets to hear his deepest fears. – You're the only one who can get him to finally settle down. – You're the only one who can make him take a break. – You're the only one who can sleep with him without him leaving right after. – You're the only one who can make him lose control.

Leiftan – You're the only one who can make him smile and laugh. – You're the only one who can invade his personal space without him being uncomfortable. – You're the only one who gets to listen to his tragic past. – You're the only one who can make his dark thoughts go away. – You're the only one who can get close to him when he's in his daemon form. – You're the only one who has seen him cry.

Valkyon – You're the only one who can caress his body anytime you want. – You're the only one who can steal his clothes. – You're the only one who can ask him to transform into his dragon form. – You're the only one who gets to see the drawings in his sketch book. – You're the only one who can touch or use his favorite weapon. – You're the only one who can make him dance.

Ezarel – You're the only one who can touch him without him making a scene. – You're the only one who can eat his honey share. – You're the only one who can mess with his hair. – You're the only one who can punish him when he acts rude with others. – You're the only one who can share a bed with him. – You're the only one who can make him say the corniest things.

Mathieu – You're the only one who can get him to stop sulking after losing a fight. – You're the only one allowed to laugh at his battle cry. – You're the only one who gets to hear his snoring every night. – You're the only one who can get him to be quiet. – You're the only one who can make him forget his insecurities.

A post to forget about the surely dissapointing music event, at least the image is beautiful ♡

[jxcotts]

i think enough time has passed (2 years!!) to post this again.

[eldaryasharbinger]

I come here today with a very unfortunate discovery...

A player from my server asked Beemoov on Instagram if the next Music event was going to be the LAST one for Eldarya and their reply was this...

I knew Eldarya was going to die soon but I didn't think it was going to be THIS soon.

[zuzu05]

Are we really not going to talk about how Erika/Guardian and Koori admited to writing fanfic??

(Koori writing Erika fanfics with some juicy and "epic" battles is the funniest thing I've ever read in my life. Even funnier when she says that she read some out loud to people.)

[relaella]

What Really Happened in ep 11

[verystrxxwberry]

Hi my amazing friend aleksandr, I wanted to request fart headcanons for TO and ANE routes thank you so much. You better do this request or I'm kidnapping your dog. Do you have any problem with farts?

ELDARYA; fart headcanons

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𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭: TO & New era routes, crack, FARTING (a little bit disgusting probably idk) ↝ 𝐂𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫'𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐞: No... there's no problem with farting. Lina, you’re making me create cursed content. Sorry for any misspellings.

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EZAREL

Whenever he farts, he lets it be known proudly. He might be explaining to you a serious subject about how he once failed an experiment in his lab, almost exploding it, and suddenly says “but there is nothing more poisonous than this…” and you hear a big, loud, nasty crack. 

You really gotta run to survive because this man somehow has a stinky chimney on his ass. Even he can't stand the smell from time to time.

Expect him to fart when it’s night time, right when the light has been off for a few minutes and the silence is so so loud… But his fart is louder.

Sometimes he might fart and trap you under the blanket so you can analyze closely the consistency and intensity of his gas <3. Very lovely.

Once in a sleepover after a party with Nevra and Valkyon, he farted on the vampire’s face. That was the closest Nevra has been to throw up his whole dinner without reaching the toilet. He had to wash his face for a long time, feeling very dirty. And since then he is traumatized about Ez’s farts…

Be prepared because you are his next victim… he respects you more though.

If you see his leg raising a little when you two are lying down, expect something terrible to happen.

You might wonder how bro didn’t make a hole in his boxers. And trust me, not even science can explain it.

Whenever you feel the need to fart, please do not be ashamed. He is the type to cheer you up to do it. If you are shy, he will reassure you by telling you that even Leiftan farts, and that’s almost impossible to believe. But come on! The day you do, he will literally clap and then say “sorry, babe, I still win to poison living beings.”

Nah but if your fart really stinks, you’d win his respect.

He can help you to fart doing the baby pose :D 

NEVRA

He has a reputation to maintain as the sexy leader of a guard, do not make him dirty…

But everytime he gets to go to the bathroom and he farts, he lets out a moan from the time he has been holding it. And you can recognize he isn't doing anything naughty because of the type of moan it is.

He will make pressure in his ass cheeks to not let any gas escape in public. 

Usually he walks away when he has to do so, and when someone gets near after he quietly farts, he gets really nervous. What if it smelled…? Luckily his farts are a contrast to his personality, because they are shy and short, so innocent and tiny.

Somehow they only smell once he eats fruits. He once farted before approaching you and somehow the smell followed him, but with a lovely strawberry scent (based on a personal experience).

 He doesn’t have any problem with you farting as long as it is far from his face. But like, REALLY far. And sorry but if it stinks he is gonna try to not cry from the horror and whine “You are lucky I love you..”. That means he has to accept everything about you… even your farts…

That doesn’t mean that you can’t fart being with him, of course. You can, but if you feel that it’s gonna be heavy, try to not be too close to him if you don’t wanna make him faint. (He loves you)

VALKYON

He is not ashamed of farting, but he does it strategically to not do it at certain moments because he is aware of how disrespectful it could be to fart in a meeting or a serious talk. 

He clears his throat to hide the short but firm fart, which sometimes he can’t cover too well. But it’s fine, he simply accepts the defeat and says “Excuse me, I just farted.”

They won’t smell unless he eats a lot before it. And please forbid him from eating spicy meals before bed or you will suffer the consequences (your toilet too).

The first time he farted in front of Ezarel, he almost spits the water as he found it really funny how a serious and intimidating guy like Valkyon could be able to release such unserious and amusing fart.

He doesn’t mind if you laugh, he’d simply chuckle or smile subtly.

He wakes up at night, a little bit confused about what was that vibrating thing on his asscheek at that hour. But guess what. It was his own self. He gets startled when he sleeps by his own gas.

Valkyon doesn’t mind if you fart, not at all. He might encourage you, rubbing your belly softly “no need to hide yourself, simply do it.” He mutters to you, and then he keeps acting normally.

He doesn’t mind the smell either, it’s completely alright. If it stinks he’s simply gonna stay there, normally without changing his expression a bit. 

He will chuckle a little if he sees you are embarrassed though, but not to humiliate you. Whoever humiliates you for farting will receive a nice scolding by him.

LEIFTAN

You barely know when he does.

He knows it is natural but still… he refuses to fart in front of anyone. He trusts you and wouldn’t mind if you fart with him, but his shy ass closes as never before when it comes to farting in front of anyone….

You once got worried about him. Did he even fart? Was his body capable of retaining gasses? Then you begged him to fart. “Leiftan, it’s not recommended to hold back your farts! Please, you are with me, there’s no need to be shy…”

He is red as a tomato and wondering why is he in that situation “I… I promise I do fart, but in my intimacy…” And you saw him so flustered that you stopped the conversation there, at least relieved to know that he knows how to fart.

They are angelic, airy and barely smell. 

He feels stomach aches when he is anxious and that makes him want to fart constantly, a thing that unfortunately makes them smell not so good. He would go to the bathroom if he had the time… if not you would hear that soft “ffffff…”

OH, he did fart! You looked at him with a proud smile. He coughs a little and looks away “Sorry, it was an accident…”

When you do, he wonders if you don’t feel any kind of shame. He won’t judge you! He admires your courage to do such a thing no matter the sound or smell. He won’t make any show about it, or comment about it. He had smelled the scent of dead corpses, that’s even worse, so you’re completely fine.

LANCE 

Silent but deadly… And he will NEVER confess it was him. He would look around as he is on a meeting for the next mission, and once he checks that there is no one looking at him, he literally stares somewhere around the room and loosens up his ass a little.

Then it escapes...

The people in that room will suffer for five minutes until the smell fades, but he’d act along with their mates, doing the same expression to act as if he didn’t expect someone to almost shit their pants (knowing he was the one doing it).

It’s alright, when he is with you he warns first. He doesn’t want to make you disgusted about him…

He normally stands up and goes for a walk to fart alone.

If someone asks him why he is walking alone he’d say that he was unwinding his mind but he was actually unwinding his ass. 

Stares at anyone who seems to want to approach after he farts, trying to intimidate them so they don’t get close. He is genuinely scared of them noticing.

He’s alright with you farting, but he can’t stand the smell as good as his brother. He is like a grumpy grandpa sometimes, forgive him..

He’d literally sigh and ask “you farted, right?”. You can feel his eyes judging you. It’s ok though, he’d be worried if you didn’t fart.

You can use your farts as a threat whenever you want him to do something.

MATHIEU

He is the type to fart when coughing hard, sneezing or laughing his ass off. The way he is laughing as his ass is like “Pff…pf.-pf-pft– pffft-” is also so funny that you can’t help but laugh at him. Everything is laughter until you receive a stinky deadly smell. 

Lance never complains when it’s not necessary, but you would see him getting bothered by Mathieu’s massive poisonous farts. “Fucking hell, Mathieu” he groans, using his hand to move away that smell, even if it is flying around the three of you.

There would be competence between Ezarel’s and Mathieu’s stinky farts if they met. The winner would never be clear though.

He is genuinely gonna get offended if you rate his farts as a 5/10. Wth he deserves a solid 10 minimum.

He is capable of analyzing farts and identifying who do they belong to. (He is a lil weird)

Sometimes they sound so… terribly wrong that you wonder if he might have shit his pants. There’s a chance, yeah.

He takes your farts as a war declaration, and he will almost instantly fart back. 

And honestly, he doesn’t care if you fart in front of him or not, he can deal with it like a soldier and won’t think too much about it.

✰; remember to reblog and like to support my content, I hope you enjoyed it!

[klamv-art]

I finally finished the portraits of the guys from eldarya TO based on my hc but I don't know how to post them orz

What do you prefer, all of them in the same post with a bit of explanation about my design choices or an individual post for each guy?

[hsakurausasuke]

Sexual Headcanons: Lance

So, I've decided to share some of my sexual headcanons for Eldarya boys in english. First I did in portuguese, because it is my mother language (so it's easier) but now I want to share it with more people. That's it. Have fun.

Lance

- He likes to have sex in public places where he knows that can be caught.

- He likes to have control (Dom), but he likes to have his authority questioned just to punish Erika with an almost orgasm (orgasm denial).

- He likes to think of having dragon/babies with Guardy.

- He's not used to sharing his girlfriend with his brother, but once in life he would be willing to do a threesome.

- He loves Guardy's ass.

- He likes when Guardy gets on four while he pulls her hair and says dirty things in her ears.

- Calls her "peach", because of her silk skin, the shape of her ass and her taste.

- He prefers to receive more than to give oral sex, but when he does it's the best orgasm of her life.

- He can control the temperature of specific parts of his body, like tongue and fingers, he uses this skill to tease Erika during sex.

- He is the king of dirty talking, loves swearing dirty things to Erika while having sex.

- He stares Guardy intensionally while she gives him blowjobs.

- The most sensible spot in his body is his inner thigh.

- Sometimes slaps Guardy in the ass.

- He likes fast penetration rather than slow.

- Loves when Guardy tries to have some control, or at least when she tries to.

- He likes to cum inside, if he can't, in the external area of the pussy.

- He gently (not always) rubs his dick in Guardy's mouth and face in oral sex.

- He was used to masturbate at least three times a week before dating Guardy.

- He already dreamt about Guardienne on top of his dragon form masturbating while he was flying. Eventually that happened in real life.

- He doesn't care about nudity.

- He is kinda an exhibitionist, for example, if he is masturbating in the bathroom and Erika catches him, he wouldn't stop, he most likely would ask her if she wanted to join him.

- He can have sex all night long, but prefers to stop at the third time.

- He likes to kidnap Guardy in a corner and tease her with kisses and silly hands just to get her frustrated. She tries to do the same, but always gives in and has a quickie with him while he keeps her mouth shut with a hand.

- He likes to deprive Guardy of senses sometimes blocking her vision (with a blindfold), sometimes her hearing, or both. He does that to tease her with his frozen tip fingers (sensory deprivation)

- He loves to see her beg for him.

- He likes bondage.

- Hunter/Prey kink

- He likes the idea of corrupting Guardy, he teases her saying that she is too good, a truly good girl.

That's it, guys. Hope you have enjoyed it because it took some time to translate (so sorry for any mistakes), and let me know if you want with the other guys (I already made Leif and Valky, but still intend to do with Nev and Ez).

[boredgramlin]

Valkyon headcanons #1

because he's my favorite dragon and nobody can stop me

He's a deep sleeper

His handwriting is beautiful, which could be surprising at first but if you think about it, smithing requires meticulous handwork sometimes so it's logical

Every morning Floppy is the one waking him up (or his s/o)

He's able to make some kind of dragon noises in his human form too, meaning annoyed growls and snorts are long since a part of his nonverbal communication

He only uses curse words in the ancient dragons' language

His belly is extremely sensitive, he only let's his s/o to touch it and always makes satisfied, happy dragon noises whenever they do

Maintaining his human form costs more energy for him than transforming to dragon, his "illness" in Memoria was because of the exhaustion, trying to hide his true self for so long

His normal body temperature is higher than most faeries and humans, it's always around 38-40 C°

He and Lance basically can't "get a cold", they can only get sick because of some kind of negative change in their maana-system

But when he does get sick his temperature will go down instead of up, so if it's around 36 C° , it's like humans having a fever

He smells like a cozy fireplace on a summer evening, you know, something like the smell of heat

He uses the same shampoo as his brother

[lanceislover]

Me, seeing how one day I decide to play Eldarya and be a Valkyon route without knowing the ending that character will end up having.

(I do not interfere because it is a canonical event)

Yo, viendo como un buen día decido jugar Eldarya y ser ruta Valkyon sin saber el final que va a terminar teniendo ese personaje.

(No interfiero porque es un canon event)

[jelly-and-strawberries]

Eldarya Boys: Horny Headcannons

[NSFW] Reader discretion advised.

Nevra will let you get off on his thigh while he's doing paperwork. Lance loves to fuck you in his hybrid form, his dick gets bigger because of it. Ezarel enjoys cumming on your face. Leiftan had dirty dreams about you before your relationship started. Valkyon is really really big, so he needs to prep you a lot so he doesn't hurt you. Mathieu masturbates a lot, he will even use your underwear to wrap it around his dick. Nevra went down on you in the council room once. Leiftan is into cockwarming, having his dick inside of you makes him feel happy. Valkyon likes it when you ride him, because he doesn't have to worry about crushing you with his weight. Lance fucks you in the common showers just for the thrill of it. Ezarel gets off when you degrade him, call him a dirty and disgusting pervert and watch him go nuts. Mathieu loves when you get clingy and he gets feel your boobs against his arm or back. Nevra's secret fantasy is watching you have sex with another guy in front of him, he gets so horny just thinking about it. Valkyon always touches your ass when he feels stress out. Leiftan dreams about you giving him a boob job, he adores your boobs (no matter the size). Mathieu and you do mutual masturbation at times. Lance will cuddle you and wake up with a boner, so he ends up rubbing his dick against your ass while you're still asleep. Ezarel is down to a threesome. Nevra loses it when you sit on his lap and tease him with how you move over his dick. Leiftan will overstimulate you because he can't stop when it comes to you. Ezarel likes to see you touching yourself. Lance is into edging, he enjoys having you beg him for release. Mathieu's fantasy is waking up to you sucking him off.

[moiiraveilmont]

warning : talking shit about Eldarya New Era as always

i seriously gave up on NE. Haven't been able to play since that visit to the vampire kingdom (i dont remember which episode that was). like I'm not only disappointed, I'm also straight up bored. I never had to skip a dialogue in any game before. I'm not having any fun at playing, the dialogues, the pace, the story...nothing seems worth of my time and money. Lance is really fucking-licking-my-fingers-hot but i'm not even feeling involved in this relationship with him. Actually I hate his arc and I hate that I thought they would do better with his character. For so many reasons, the huge gap between TO and NE is baffling.

TO was so cool, had great character development, so many opportunities to change your mind (you could actually make CHOICES), i grew found of every damn character and had a soft spot for every crush, and the story was so FUN! where did the fun GO??!!!

and keep in mind that I played The Origins only last year so I'm not even saying that out of nostalgia. New Era seriously sucks. Like it's very, very bad.

And I really fucking miss Ezarel.

[prettymilotic]

Leiftan: I have a bad feeling about this…

Ashkore: What do you mean?

Leiftan: Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if you're going to get into trouble?

Ashkore: No?

Leiftan: ...That actually explains so much.

[zuzu05]

Do you guys remember this art of @chinomiko?

Well, I have just remembered that existed and I immediately had an idea.

Since this fandom is in decline due to the fact that the game is coming to an end. Why not do something inspired by GOT and HOTD? Maybe someone would be interested in a GOT AU (with Lance and Valkyon as Targaryen/Velaryon).

I don't know. It's just an idea that came to my mind.