#last night I dreamt I was KITT - the car from Knight Rider

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Mer!au from your dream? 👀👀👀

I think I've talked about this dream a few times actually. But just in case everyone has forgotten, I'll give you the rundown.

So basically All Might and Aizawa were pirates (y'arrr) and Todoroki was their ship deck cleaning boy. I think there were other people there but they're the only 3 I can name. Mic was a merman I guess, and he had teamed up with them to bring them treasures from the ocean. I'm not sure what he was getting out of it, maybe they fed him or something. Anyway, they found this huge treasure chest so they were keeping it on the pirate ship. Then one night this slippery little guy steals it. Flops up onto the deck, grabs the treasure, splashes back into the water again. He needed the gold to pay for fish man medicine. From the underwater fish pharmacy. Which was just like a normal, modern pharmacy but underwater. But then when he got there he felt really bad for stealing (as he should) and left again. Then Todoroki, who was the fastest swimmer of the crew, was swimming towards him on the surface so they met up and Mermic was like 'bro you gotta help me give this back :( ' so they carried the chest to a little beach and left it there (because the fishy man knew if his pirate friends saw him they'd be upset). So he put a little sign up in the sand explaining everything and swam away and never saw his friends again. He lived the rest of his life sunbathing on a tiny island. He may have died without his mermedicine. We'll never know.

Someone turn this into a fic, I'd read it.