#leah williamson ruin me pls

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NSFW alphabet: Top!Leah Williamson

All letters!

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Leah is a sweet lover. She is treating you like a queen. She will whisper sweet nothings to your ear as she cleans you up. She will put some soothing ointments if she has been little more rough while spanking you.

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Ass girl. Leah is the biggest ass girl. She just loves to grab, smack and fondle it. However she can touch it, she will. She loves to fuck you from behind just to smack your ass again and again with her hips.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

Eats everything you have to give to her. Often times she is eating you out and you can just see her lower face covered in your arousal. She will keep going till she has licked you all clean.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

She lowkey loves to film you during a fuck and later on she will happily watch them and touch herself. (She has a polaroid of you naked body in her wallet)

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

She is like a sexgoddes. She knows what she is doing and is freakishly good. She surprises you every time how she knows your body so well.

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

Not necessarily a position but she loves to fuck you in the kitchen. She sucks at cooking so every time you make some food, she is there right behind you ready to fuck you. Her favorite is to just fuck you with a strap while you cook something.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

She can be quite humorous. She loves to tease you and give you her famous smirk after. She loves to laugh and just take things chill but that doesn't mean that she isn't serious. She is still serious but like focused.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

Leah has very blond and thin hair down there so she just shaves it occasionally. She doesn't really care but usually doesn't let it grow too long.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

She can give you whatever you want. Sometimes it is very romantic and intimate, but sometimes, (like in the middle of a fight), it's more rough and not so romantic.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

Ohh she loves to call you and make you masturbate with her. She wants to come at the same time or just see you do it but not let you cum. If she is away, she has an app where she can control your vibrator. That way she can still control your orgasms.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

(Secretly loves being called daddy), but other than that she is very into bondage. She loves tying you up in positions where you look so good and fuckable.

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

As mentioned earlier one of her favorite locations is the kitchen. She love to just throw you on top of a table and fuck you or eat you out. Other than that, she loves just the bedroom. It's comfortable and she can do pretty much anything she wants.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Again as mentioned earlier, she loves to see you being her little house wife and every single time you cook, she just neeeeeds to fuck you. She loves when you are just doing cute stuff around the house.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

There isn't a lot Leah wouldn't try but one thing she isn't very into is anal. Well anal on herself. She will gladly fuck you in the ass, but does not want that to be done on herself. And obviously like anything that could actually cause danger or leave permanent marks.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

She is a master of eating you out. She can have you weak in the knees in just a matter of minutes. So she is fucking good at it, and loves to show it to you. But one thing she likes more is to have your mouth on her. Like if it was up to her, she would have you always on your knees in front of her just lazily eating her out.

P = Pace (Are they fats and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

Fast and rough. (I mean look at her does this need any more explaining?)

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

Looooves to just quickly fuck you in some random bathroom. She will make sure that you are quiet (but if you are not the whoops). But yeah Leah will happily just fuck you quickly or on the other hand have you on your knees eating her out before prac.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

Leah is a risk taker. She will (and has) tried pretty much everything and anything. She loves a risky fuck in somewhere quite public where someone could hear you.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

Leah can go all night (and has, so any times). Being a professional athlete gives her a very good stamina. She can take a lot, and she can give you a lot. That's all I'm gonna say.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

Yes, yes, yes. She owns them, she uses them, she loves them. Leah thinks that sex is just so much better with the little toys than can make her and you feel just so much better. (Not saying that she can't please you on her own, because she definitely can)

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Leah will tease you relentlessly. She wants you to be a puddle of neediness before she fucks you senseless.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

She isn't very loud in bed or doesn't moan that much. She is more of a heavy breather but isn't scared to moan your name loudly. She is a big fan of dirty talk and constantly is saying something to you.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

It really depends. She could be wearing a strap, she could be wearing boxers, she could be wearing nothing or she could be wearing a sexy lingerie.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

She has a high sex drive. When ever, where ever, she will be horny.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

As long as you are asleep, she will be asleep too.

[comrademango]

icl i’m still super disappointed by salah’s lack of advocacy for palestine rn. his video asking for humanitarian aid into gaza simply wasn’t enough. those kinda statements are an easy way to check off ✅ saying something. he didn’t even use the word PALESTINE in the video, let alone mention ethnic cleansing or genocide. i rly thought he’d say something over international break like that algerian player did. if the argument is that the prem or liverpool fc won’t allow him, why not use the international break as an opportunity? besides, i don’t even buy that excuse cos if there’s anyone who can get away w it at liverpool, it’s mo; he’s vital and big enough to need not fear repercussions. i know some people will say he doesn’t owe us anything and ask why i even care that this one person hasn’t spoken up, but i think it’s valid to have higher expectations from literally the biggest public figure in the arab world…

having said this, i do try to remind myself that i have no idea what i’d do in his situation; if my greatest passion, career, livelihood and family’s safety could put at risk by speaking out.

what do you think?

i have no idea if the fa's rules also apply to pl players during international break but i do agree that if anyone's relatively safe from getting harsh punishment or suspension by the club they're in, it's mo, because suspending him will be self-sabotage for lfc both on and off the pitch. whether lfc will defend him (or will be able to do so) from higher regulatory bodies is something i also have no idea about. perhaps he is still wary considering what happened to özil before, but i don't remember well enough if özil was as vital to arsenal at that time as salah is right now to liverpool.

i think mo's got a few people advising him on what he can say and i sort of understand that but i also can't help but be disappointed at the silence after his video. i wouldn't presume to know what to do in such a situation but i also don't have to because i'm not a well-known figure anywhere and don't have much online reach. i myself am active online but more careful irl (due to reasons i won't get into) so i guess i know about having a real threat of harm or financial ruin to me and my family loom over my head, but i don't think my situation is that comparable to mo's. i don't think we should try and think about "what would you do if you were in x's position" because we simply aren't. and i agree that we can't expect much from people with some celebrity status nowadays and the parasocial element when it comes to sports probably makes this a bit harder, i guess. idk. but there's also something to be said about how the issue at hand is a genocide and what you mentioned about mo being a different sort of public figure, and also about how football regulatory bodies are consistently shit about human rights. it's worth noting, however, that a few women's football players have expressed some support for a ceasefire (leah williamson and lucy bronze, i believe, among the english players). idk if wsl/england wnt are not under the same fa rulings as the pl, and if they aren't, it's funny and stupid in different ways.

all that shit i typed to basically say idk the circumstances surrounding his silence but i don't think we're wrong for feeling disappointed.