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rotzaprachim · 2 years

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very funny to picture jews of the extended sw universe having a passover seder together because like. you’ve got leia (modox-y girl About Town with a super popular tzniut fashion blog WHITE IS THE COLOR THIS YEAR but also hardcore orange-on-the-seder-plate cup of water for miriam) (kippah? maybe one of those wire ones with the beads) you’ve got cassian andor (unbranched deassimilationist sephardi who refuses to bow to ashkenormativity or anything that’s not hebrew during services, undoubtedly the guy who Leads the seder and it is at least four hour long) (kippah: classic, embroidered, orange or rust colored i feel) you’ve got din djarin who spent his formative years in an orthodox yeshiva before falling in with some hippies and now wants to interrupt proceedings so everyone can admire his baby (kippah: one of those black velvet jobs. you know the ones) you’ve got han solo whose been passed out on someone’s couch for the holiday. (he and jyn are both taking random bulk-buy kippot from the box at the front of the shule.) you’ve got ezra bridger, who brought the blunts.

#leia and cassian are sephardi han and jyn are ashkenazi hope this clears things up anyway #i know very little about rebels except ezra is jewish HIS PARENTS ARE EPHRAIM AND MIRIAM #leia organa #cassian andor #din djarin #ezra bridger #ok this isn't that many people but i was running out of kippot jokes i am SURE there are more #ok further details: ezra brought the blunts #han thinks he's a major stoner but ends up passed out on the couch within thirty seconds #cassian did in fact smoke and then somehow KEEP ON HOLDING THE SEDER because he's just a baddass like that #and maybe a rebellion-ordered therapist told him it might help with his anxiety

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