#leif is the token allo in team snakemouth and vi bullies him relentlessly for it | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

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We think Kabbu is aroace but specifically the kind of aroace where he's aware of romance and sex and all that jazz and he is in theory Totally Allo And Normal Definitely but in practice he couldn't catch someone hitting on him if they hit him with a brick to the face.

He's aware of it in theory but in practice the fact that it applies to him and people exist who could find him attractive is completely alien because internally the concepts are like oil and water and he cannot conceive the idea of him actually, like, entering a relationship with someone.

#he's the kind of aroace to have “safe crushes” and tell himself its just bc he hasnt found The One yet #in order to get around the fact that the “sex and romance” area in his brain physically cannot apply those concepts to him #it's a platonic ideal and not a real thing that he actually wants. fantasy and not reality #which is to say that kabbu loves sappy romance stories and probably buys into the idea of True Love #and then probably gets like “what do you mean youre aro??? you seem so... not-aro!” comments the second he figures it out #vi is also aro and she confuses the problem because literally her only two ways of viewing A Thing That She Has are fuckin #1) “this is something that everyone experiences forever” and 2) “this is something wrong with me specifically that no one else experiences”#kabbu tries to talk to her abt it and it instantly shifts her worldview to “so thats something that Everyone experiences”#“its a normal thing that happens to everyone and people just lied to me about it for no reason because That Is What People Do Always”#and then she tells him it happens to everyone and its normal but its also bad and you should never talk about it. this makes things worse.#leif is the token allo in team snakemouth and vi bullies him relentlessly for it #anyways. these are our thoughts on the matter #take them how you will #we speak #bug fables

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