#let's just hope that i won't have to pay the bill upfront like at the place i went to last time

[umilily]

nothing worse than having real person appointments when you don't feel like a real person

[little-froggie-enclosure]

What do you do when the rent needs to be paid, your body is riddled with nerve pain and the other bills piling up threaten to send you spiraling? You do what you are good at, of course, and hope folks like the result enough to pay you for it! Let's face it: the economic state of the world is in the absolute shitter and survival itself is a challenge these days if you are not born to the right family or the correct circumstances.

You seek escape through roleplaying, to become someone else for a while and sink into a world where anything is possible. You read fanfiction to seek solace in the relationships and hardships experienced by beloved characters from your favourite works of fiction. You might be someone trying to alleviate the dour cloud of existential dread in others through ASMR or roleplay videos.

I can attest to the efficacy of every method- only sometimes, you can't find anything that scratches a particular itch. Your rare-pair has an empty tag filled with cobwebs and tumbleweeds. You struggle to get the lines in your script to sound natural and compelling.

This is where I come in. My name is Froggie, and I want to translate the ideas you have in your mind into words for you.

Why you should commission me: -I am a queer, neurodiverse, disabled gremlin

-I offer affordable pricing

-You can help me pay for my groceries (please god, I just want to eat)

-I like when I can create something rad for someone

-Work that requires physical labour is difficult for me to reliably do at this time as I am very early in treatment. Fibromyalgia sucks, dude, but I'm always looking ahead.

-I won't steal your firstborn child and replace it with a pinecone with googly eyes hot-glued on. Probably.

I have been writing ever since I could hold a pen (then later on, type on a keyboard) and possess a deep passion for story telling. Let me help you bring your ideas to life!

What I can write for you: -Your D&D character's backstory

-An original roleplay character's backstory

-D&D NPC creation for Dungeon Masters

-Help world build, create settings and plan a story for a homebrew D&D campaign

-Self-insert fanction

-'Your name here' fanfiction

-NSFW fanfiction (I will require proof that you are 18+ for this please!)

-Drabble collections (usually following prompts)

-One-shot fanfiction

-Fandom and original themed poetry

-ASMR Roleplay and comic scripts

-Original short stories

My writing strengths are: -Detailed settings

-Compelling dialogue

-Romantic tension

-Friendship

-Natural sounding script dialogues

-Vivid use of language

-Appropriate use of metaphor and themed imagery

I am knowledgeable in the following fandoms:

-Final Fantasy FFXIV

-Helluva Boss/Hazbin Hotel

-Inuyasha

-Skyrim

-Lord of the Rings/ The Hobbit (both original book and the Peter Jackson movie adaptations)

-The Legend of Zelda (nearly any game in the series)

-Stardew Valley

-Baldur's Gate 3

-Dungeons & Dragons/ Forgotten Realms

If you don't see one here but want to request something, please let me know! Even if I am unfamiliar with said fandom, I am willing to research so I can write your favourite characters right!

All requests are to be private messaged to me so we can sort out the particulars. I want to make sure I know what you are looking for and that my writing reflects that. If we move ahead with an order, I will provide you with some questions regarding your preferences!

I charge $1 USD per 100 words. Any orders that exceed 3k words I will request half the payment upfront. Any word overages will be rounded down in price (i.e. 530 words is still $5 USD).

I also offer personalized animal doodles for $5 USD! There is an example of my work on my ko-fi page.

I accept payment via Paypal and Ko-fi!

You can find an example of my writing here!