#letsbenditlikebennet

[singdreamchild]

A history of curses? I'm sure someone's done it. Unfortunately, it is not taught in mainstream schooling, which is rather unfortunate. Life would be more exciting if I were allowed to break out from the strict subject matter I have to teach.

I think... I may have started talking to said cousin about possibly adopting one. [User links to the conversation where he shared his interest in a puppy]

[pm] I'm sure a pattern wouldn't be too hard to get, there's a ton of them out here. What colors were you thinking?

Truly an innovative anti-theft method... or maybe not. Maybe that's how curses started. We just don't know. Unless there's a branch of history for that?

Kinda stumbled upon them. But my cousin works closely with the shelter since he's in animal control, so got a lot of help supplies wise there. Probably some good vaccine/spay/neuter programs through them, too. We are rehoming most of them, they're just some special needs cases.

You make a good point... I should put a note or something.

[pm] I saw your crochet octopus recently. Any chance you'd be able to crochet a blanket?

[thesilentmedium]

Truly, I appreciate the suggestion.

Dad never appreciates anything I am involved with True I will have to contact someone to come fix it. I am not very good at home repair. I'm more used to being in a car and a hotel room to be honest.

I will have to buy some to keep on hand then. Do you use it often around your house?

Most of my ideas are. It's a gift, really.

You should probably fix that so you don't hurt yourself. Or like, have someone else ending up hurting themselves. And hey, I'm sure your parents would appreciate the small repair.

Alternatively, they've just been busy and not gotten around to it. But yes, I said what I said. Panty hose can hold just about anything together.

[knowwhatfearis]

Yes? it's usually sold with it?

Wait, you’re supposed to have remover for gum? 

[singdreamchild]

I'm glad that the two of you still keep in touch. And I'm glad that it brought some happiness, as fleeting as it may have been. Ms. Calisburton also thinks that heating up tuna sandwiches in the teacher's break room is a good idea, so I'm not too sure if she's all there, if you know what I mean.

I'll take that as yes, it was on purpose. I'm not mad about it. She's out in Cali for school, but we still chat from time to time. And hey, think not sitting students next to people they can't stand and sitting them next to their crush instead is totally a cool teacher move. You should spread your wisdom to Ms. Calisburton. A whole year next to Chad and his axe body spray was a bad time.

[singdreamchild]

If the wallet is cursed then I'm going to go out a limb and guess that it was lost on purpose. It has a tail and legs? The wallet can literally get up and walk away? I hate it here.

Is anyone missing a cursed wallet? I found it out near the Dancing Ridge Trailhead. It seems to have some special features... namely a tail and legs that seem to work, but there's like cash and stuff in here. Can't really get a look at the ID without the thing trying to fucking bite me.

[singdreamchild]

If I knew how to curse things, I'd probably curse my wallet to keep intruders out. Yeah, that raises a good point.

Puppies? An interesting summer endeavor. I wish you luck with your puppy rearing. Vet bills sound as though they would be expensive. I cannot blame you for wanting to lock the wallet away where no one can get to it. Don't forget about it, and then go into the shed and get a surprise wallet attack.

Well, I mean, it's probably cursed. Could be intentional on the owner's part though. Nothing like a wallet that bites to keep people from pickpocketing your cash, I guess.

It can, yeah. Kinda threw it in the bunker shed. Currently have a litter of puppies we're fostering so don't super want it biting the puppy. Vet bills and all that jazz.

[thesilentmedium]

Do you only live with your sister and your cousin? Are your parents out of town? Experimenting sounds fun but I do not wish to make things worse. I have a habit of doing that.

Fixing a flat tire was definitely easier than dealing with dirty gutters.

I feel like I only ever hear about pantyhose tearing easily, which brand are you getting?

Anytime, bud.

Oh, yeah, I guess there are people you can pay to do that kinda thing. My sister and I always kinda just kinda experimented with fixing things til we got them to work again. Now that our cousin is staying with us, he's on one with trying to properly fix things.

I'm familiar with living out of a car. Not the most comfortable thing in the world, but flat tire seems easier to fix than busted stairs.

Oh yeah, panty hose are like... surprisingly strong. And cheap as hell if you actually buy them. Got a pair that's been keeping one of our kitchen cabinets from falling down for years now. Pantyhose out here truly giving it all.

[thesilentmedium]

That is actually a pretty good idea. Oh well its rather old and there's been a loose board for a year or two on the stairs. it's my parent's house I would have had it fixed already but somehow that feels like I'm overstepping. I mean if they wanted it fixed they would have fixed it by now no? Don't want them to come back and A drug store panty hose trick?

Better yet, frozen veggies. Then after they’ve thawed, you got a snack. Also, what’s up with the stairs? If you’ve got a loose board or something, I know a great trick with drug store panty hose. 

[singdreamchild]

I may or may not have done it on purpose. You may or may not have been one of three different pairings that I noticed. I do what I can. I also change seating charts when things have clearly gone sour for some people too. Have to be the cool teacher somehow.

Wait, is that why you sat me next to Paula Grant part way through the year? If so, I owe you... a good book or something. That seating chart choice made prom magic happen.