#liberatedRaptor

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==> Noru: Discuss anime, hitmen, life and therapy

-- hydraulicPsychiatrist [HP] began pestering liberatedRaptor [LR] at 00:59 --

[12:59] HP: Do you believe

[01:01] LR: in life after love??

[01:02] HP: I can feel something inside me say

[01:02] HP: I really don't think you're strong enough

[01:03] HP: That's the lyrics, by the way, you're quite strong from what I've seen

[01:07] LR: youre such a nerd omg

[01:08] HP: Don't you watch anime

[01:12] LR: yeah..................

[01:12] LR: but anime is like

[01:12] LR: totally cool so??

[01:12] LR: really whos the winner here

[01:16] HP: http://i.imgur.com/CtDIffs.jpg

[01:16] HP: Bad

[01:17] LR: lolis = bad

[01:19] HP: Fair point but I still think there's a lot of hot garbage anaime coming out these days

[01:23] LR: yeah

[01:23] LR: youre not wrong there

[01:23] LR: some of em are real good though

[01:23] HP: What ones

[01:23] HP: Also is there any way to make the text bigger on here

[01:24] HP: I have the eyesight of a dead mole

[01:26] LR: probably

[01:26] LR: idk

[01:26] LR: i have good eyesight

[01:26] LR: B)

[01:27] HP: Well gosh! What an achievement for you

[01:27] HP: Wait

[01:27] HP: No sorry

[01:27] HP: I don't know why I'm being aggressive today

[01:28] LR: did someone piss in your wheaties

[01:28] HP: I'm sorry what

[01:28] LR: did

[01:28] LR: someone

[01:28] LR: piss

[01:28] LR: in

[01:28] LR: your

[01:28] LR: wheaties

[01:29] HP: Why would they do that

[01:30] LR: idk people are rude af?

[01:30] LR: but like maybe if youre eating wheaties you deserve it

[01:30] HP: I don't know what a wheatie is, but I want to try some now

[01:32] LR: theyre some tasteless ass gross cereal

[01:34] HP: I love tasteless things

[01:36] LR: nOOOO

[01:36] LR: love yourself...............

[01:36] HP: I am tasteless so that's a given

[01:40] LR: I MEAN

[01:40] LR: I GUESS?

[01:42] HP: Can't argue with the truth

[01:43] HP: You sort of learn to like tasteless things when you can't cook, anyway

[01:44] LR: oh right you totally murder yourself every time you try to cook dont you

[01:45] HP: Yes, I do, and I succeed

[01:45] HP: I'm a ghost

[02:23] HP: ((Test))

[02:23] LR: [welcome back]

[02:23] HP: ((thank u))

[02:24] HP: Do you ever see a cute girl

[02:26] LR: i see a cute girl every time i go to work

[02:27] HP: Where do you work

[02:27] LR: at my mate's bakery ;3c

[02:28] HP: Oh gosh

[02:28] HP: I love bakeries

[02:29] HP: I work at a clinic and it isn't as fun as working at a bakery because people are always dying or throwing up in the wastebins

[02:29] LR: :S

[02:29] LR: that sounds so incredibly not fun

[02:30] HP: It's not great but we save lives and such things

[02:30] HP: And I like working with my patients

[02:31] LR: well as long as youre doin what you love

[02:31] HP: I am!

[02:31] HP: It's nice to help people recover and sort out their lives

[02:32] HP: The best phrase I'll ever hear is 'I think I can do alright on my own now'

[02:33] HP: And sometimes people give me flowers and things? As thanks?

[02:33] LR: thats incredible

[02:33] HP: It is

[02:34] LR: i can see how that can def outweigh the cons of the job

[02:34] LR: its fulfilling

[02:34] HP: It is

[02:34] HP: Though it is also my duty

[02:34] HP: Also if you ever meet another therapist can you tell them to work here, please

[02:35] HP: I am the only one here and there are so many messed up people on this planet

[02:35] HP: Sometimes I get attacked in sessions and that's not so great

[02:35] LR: holy shit

[02:36] LR: why would you attack someone whos trying to help you

[02:36] LR: especially if youre paying them to help you

[02:37] HP: We live on a planet that encourages aggression

[02:37] HP: And discourages weakness

[02:37] LR: having emotional problems is a weakness

[02:37] LR: trust me i fUCKIN KNOW

[02:37] HP: Some people, especially highbloods, feel they are being weak in the sessions, and try to combat that with aggression

[02:38] LR: RIP

[02:38] LR: when why even go

[02:38] LR: smfh

[02:38] HP: Or they have a flashback and they lash out, things like that

[02:38] HP: I would rather they come to someone who is prepared to deal with it

[02:38] LR: oh

[02:38] HP: And sort their anger issues out

[02:38] LR: i guess i can understand that second part then

[02:39] HP: Than take it out on someone else down the line

[02:39] HP: It's totally understandable, so I don't hold it against them

[02:43] LR: yeah

[02:43] LR: i would get all kinds of frustrated with a job like that

[02:44] HP: That's why I get paid to do it

[02:45] HP: Nobody else wants to do it

[02:49] LR: do you get paid a shitload

[02:50] HP: Well

[02:50] HP: The clinic is run but a redblood

[02:50] HP: So I get paid moderately

[02:51] HP: She doesn't really get enough money to pay me loads

[02:51] HP: You know how it is with people and redbloods

[02:57] LR: yeah i understand

[02:58] LR: my gf basically makes JUST ENOUGH with her bakery

[02:58] LR: and im loaded from my days as a hitman so like. w/e

[02:59] HP: Hmm

[02:59] HP: I can't remember if you've ever brought up being a hitman before

[03:00] HP: I think you might have

[03:00] HP: So I'm only about

[03:00] HP: Medium shocked

[03:03] LR: yeah my previous life is an enigma aint it

[03:03] LR: (i did it because i had to and its all i knew)

[03:04] HP: Understandable

[03:06] LR: thats how it is on this bitch of a planet

[03:07] -- liberatedRaptor [LR] double pistols and a wink --

[03:10] HP: It is indeed a cruel and unorgiving world

[03:10] -- hydraulicPsychiatrist [HP] thumbs up --

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-- liberatedRaptor [LR] began messaging tapeFace [TF] --

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LR: what is UP

TF: EVERYTHING

LR: OH

TF: Halloween's in a few days and I'm ready for some (ﾉ⊙ヮ⊙)ﾉ～『✧~*SPOOPS*~✧』

LR: i hope i dont die

TF: If you try to die on me I will grab your soul and shove it back into your body

TF: No friend death allowed!

LR: ??try

LR: im so

LR: fucking

LR: high still?

TF: How long have you been high? (″･ิ_･ิ)

LR: h o u r s

LR: i think my dealer sold me weed that was laced

TF: ∑(゜Д゜;) Do I need to come over?

LR: im??????? no

LR: im ok

LR: i made a smoothie

TF: Did I already show you what I'm wearing for Halloween? (◕ω◕✿)

LR: i dont know

LR: i in fact just forgot that i was on the computer at all

-- tapeFace [TF] sent the file "literally-the-coolest-ever.jpg" --

TF: Guess who I'm dressed like (⊙ω⊙✿)

LR: you look like

LR: ME!!!~

TF: YOU!!!~ (ﾉ⊙ヮ⊙)ﾉ

LR: im gonna freeze half of my body

LR: and ill change the display n my eye

TF: (◕△◕✿) Cool! So you'll be a snowman for real, kinda!

TF: You gonna trick or treat or party?

LR: im gonna probably hang out at a friend's place

LR: she's doing up her shop for halloween and one of her roommates is going all out and like

LR: its legit

LR: i think theyre giving out candy

LR: im gonna steal like half of it so i can eat it when im healed

TF: That sounds like fun (´◠ω◠`)

TF: Wait, healed?

TF: Healed from what? (●△●✿)

LR: oh

LR: OH

LR: i got my jaw broke

LR: and then i made it worse

TF: WHAT!!!!!!!!

LR: so Flo wired me shut and confined me to a liquid diet

-- tapeFace [TF] can't type in enough all caps or exclamation points to fully express how much "WHAAAAAT!!!!!!" --

TF: HOW???????? (⊙∩⊙)

LR: uhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

LR: i got in a fight

LR: im just gonna come out and say it

LR: i was being a dick

LR: and trying to hurt people

LR: that i had no business hurting

TF: I feel like I'm missing something. (◕︿◕✿) That doesn't sound like you at all.

LR: mmmmmh yeah

LR: so uh

LR: have i told you that i used to be a slave

TF: holy shit

TF: No you never told me

LR: well yeah i was a slave most of my life

LR: my slaver was this blueblood chick and she had her one big enforcer guy who basically protected her and did everything for her but like. i didnt know back then that he was a slave

LR: i thought they were like concentual mates

LR: and he was the guy that kidnapped me and brought me to her

LR: so like i saw him a while back and i kinda snapped

LR: and he got away but then i saw him again with this chick

LR: and that resulted in a broken jaw for me

LR: well come to find out that one of my other friends actually helped him escape and he's living with her now

LR: and she set us up to like. talk things out

LR: and i found out that im an entire prolapsed asshole

TF: Well, it's not like you knew any of that until then. (◕︿◕✿) I can't really fault you for being a dick when you didn't know.

LR: well the thing is like

LR: he tried to explain things

LR: while i was trying to freeze him to death i guess

LR: im pretty sure he's terrified of me now tho

TF: (◕︿◕✿) oh. Yikes.

LR: i feel powerful tho

LR: the man who once kidnapped me and hauled me off while i tried and tried to fight him

LR: is afraid of me

LR: ITS FUNNY BECAUSE HE'S HUGE

TF: Huger than you??

LR: he's like 7 feet tall

LR: probably almost 8 actually

LR: isnt being really tall like a purple thing

TF: (⊙︿⊙✿) holy shit he's a truck

TF: Yeah, that's what I always thought, but I guess not @_@

LR: then again

LR: i dont see a lot of jadebloods

LR: especially dudes

TF: That jade person that showed up at your birthday wasn't gigantic.

LR: yeah Flowers isnt a giant

LR: HEY UH WHAT DO I DO IF I HAVE A FLUSH CRUSH ON MY MOIRAIL

TF: (⊙△⊙✿) I DUNNO I'M TERRIBLE AT ADVICE

LR: D8

TF: UHHHH MAYBE TELLL YOUR MATESPRIT?? OR IS THAT BAD

LR: guess ill die

LR: mmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

TF: There's a name for that, isn't there?

TF: Feeling the same way for more than one person

LR: yeah but

LR: Max and I talked about it way before we even started dating and i know she wouldnt wanna be with me

LR: riparoni............

TF: D: Oh noooo

TF: Sorry I can't be helpful (◕﹏◕✿) I don't know what to tell you

LR: thats ok

LR: i guess ill just have to talk to them both about it

LR: ive never really been one to beat around the bush with feelings

TF: I hope everything goes well!

LR: me too

LR: idk

LR: i feel like my quads are all hecked up right now

LR: the only one i feel certain in right now is my black

TF: You and the bad doctor made it official?

LR: yeaaaaaaahhh

TF: (๑﹏๑✿) I don't talk to you for a while and I miss so much stuff.

LR: life moves fast

TF: Speaking of moving fast, Dad just went out a window. (⊙︿⊙✿) And I gotta go get him back before he gets into trouble.

TF: One night I have to get windows installed that he can't open

LR: oh my god go you turd

TF: Seeya!!

-- tapeFace ceased messaging liberatedRaptor [LR] --

[heart-buzz]

i dont have a homestuck blog anymore to post this shit on but holy shit i just realized Wynter’s trolltag (liberatedRaptor) can be translated to “free bird” and i just

freebird

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-- tapeFace [TF] began messaging liberatedRaptor [LR] --

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TF: WYNTER, MY DUDE! (ﾉ⊙ヮ⊙)ﾉ I MET AN AMAZING TROLL

LR: oh SHIT tell me

TF: Her name is Pietri, and she's a mime too!

TF: She's really sweet and nice and super cute and I'm gonna help her restore a two-wheel device!

-- tapeFace [TF] does a happy dance --

TF: ♫ヽ(゜∇゜ヽ)♪ ♪(*ﾉ・ω・)ﾉ♫ ♩ヽ(・ω・ヽ*)♬ ♬(ノ゜∇゜)ノ♩

LR: someones happy!

TF: (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ～『✧~SO HAPPY*~✧』

LR: do you have a crush

LR: is it too early to tell

TF: Too early to tell. (◡△◡✿) We only met like two nights ago

TF: She's def BFF material tho! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ But I'm also a little bit worried. (◕﹏◕✿)

LR: why you worried

TF: SHe's a subjug, bro (◡︿◡✿) She's perfectly nice and sweet and great, but I can't shake the worry that she's too good to be true.

LR: like no offense but if shes a subjug shes probably bad news :S

TF: I mean, she's part of the churchy sect instead of the more violent carnival sect, and I don't think she's ever hurt a single person in her life that didn't threaten her first

TF: But still (◕︿◕✿)

TF: I wanna give her the benefit of the doubt

TF: Though even if she's never hurt anybody, she's part of an organization that does.

LR: yea

LR: well uh good luck on that i guess

LR: at least she isnt a seadweller

LR: lel

TF: I wouldn't mind if she wasa seadweller. They can't all be like Dr. Pain Train

LR: dr pain train

LR: im calling them that

TF: Nice. (⌐■ω■)

TF: So how're you? Any improvement with your ice powers?

LR: YEA actually

LR: i managed to make a cooking pot out of ice that doesnt melt but like

LR: whats the point of using ice to cook :^)

TF: /)(◕△◕✿(\ )

LR: so i used it to beat them in the head but like

LR: gently

LR: gently as in

LR: i didnt knock them out

LR: (it started a fight)

LR: (their son broke it up lol)

TF: THEIR WHAT!!! (⊙_⊙)

LR: their ssssssson

TF: THEY HAVE A SON!?

TF: But descendants aren't supposed to be layed until like hundreds and hundreds of years after their ancestors die or whatever!!

TF: How does he have a son????

LR: no see listen

LR: hmmmm

LR: basically Floren accidentally cloned themself but its also not exactly a clone

LR: they were mostly doing it for the vine(tm) but then the wriggler survived

LR: also this kid is terrifying

LR: ive never seen a troll with so many teeth

LR: or... so averse to wearing a shirt

TF: oh my god he made a literal monster

LR: like at first glance the kid is a normal troll and actually looks exactly what im guessing Floren looked like as a kid

LR: but then they smile and you kinda piss yourself a lil?

TF: (⊙︿⊙✿) y i k e s

LR: luckily im basically a frost elemental so

LR: if Leo gets hungry for FLESH i can just freeze myself and also everyone in a fifty mile radius

TF: WOuldn't it be easier to just freeze him?

LR: ,,,,yes

LR: HECK brb tho

TF: Okay!

LR: i have returned

TF: (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ～『✧~*WELCOME BACK*~✧』

TF: In unrelated news, I got over my chest cold, so no more potentially deadly coughing!

LR: yas betch

TF: I was real worried Dad would end up totally deaf, but he's alright

LR: proud of u for not murdering his audio canals

TF: Me too, my dude. Dad lives to sort of hear another night. ಥ⌣ಥ

LR: hey bro have you ever had a kismesis

TF: Nah, man. I've never had any quadrant. (◕﹏◕✿)

LR: HMMMMM okay

TF: Why do you ask?

LR: IM JUST

LR: CURIOUS

TF: I'm not even sure what kind of person I'd want for a quadrant. @_@ I just figure I'll know the right person when I meet them

LR: yeah i think its something like that

LR: or i guess in some weird cases its someone you never thought in a million sweeps

TF: Do you have a kismesis?

LR: normally i dont care if people judge me because im a shameless motherfucker but i feel like i should feel ashamed???????

TF: Why??

LR: idk cuz Floren is gross

TF: You're crushing on Flo? (⊙△⊙✿)

LR: uhhhh

LR: WELL

TF: Well, you did say they've been getting better at the whole Not Torturing People thing, and you've been spending a lot of time with them

LR: yeah were around each other all the time

LR: and like

LR: i guess antagonizing each other

LR: a lot

LR: idk

TF: Do you think they feel the same way?

LR: Floren has been flirting with me since the night we met

TF: But is it just because you're hot, or do you think there might be actual feelings? (◕△◕✿)

LR: I HAVE NO IDEA

LR: wait you think im hot? :3c

TF: ★~(◡ω◕✿) heck ye

TF: Tho I guess I can see you getting black feels for them. It kinda makes sense, though I dunno if it would be a good idea considering whatever happened way back when that freaked you out so much. (◕﹏◕✿)

LR: yeah

LR: i guess ill think about it

LR: anyway i gotta go

LR: ill ttyl man

TF: Ttyl dude :)

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LR: someone's pissed

ND: ✿h my fucking g✿d y✿u d✿nt even kn✿w

LR: what happened

ND: I'm still the biggest idi✿t ✿n this entire planet and I g✿t really cl✿se t✿ trusting s✿me✿ne I sh✿uldn't have

ND: AGAIN

ND: Because I'm a shitty judge ✿f character

ND: and it literally c✿uldn't have been m✿re ✿bvi✿us

ND: but FUCK ME I STILL MADE THE EXACT SAME MISTAKE AGAIN

ND: AND I'M JUST

LR: but you realized before you got hurt didnt you?

ND: YEAH I GUESS???

ND: But what if I hadn't!?

ND: What if I didn't realize I fucked up until it was t✿✿ late all ✿ver again??

LR: do i need to kick someone's ass

ND: yeah mine because i apparently didn't learn shit

ND: ✿r I can keep kicking my ✿wn ass and y✿u can kick the ✿ther guy's ass

LR: bRUH

ND: L✿✿K I'M JUST REALLY FUCKING ANGRY AT MYSELF RIGHT N✿W

LR: thats fine

LR: somehow thats how it be

ND: I just can't believe it happened again..

LR: rest in pieces............

ND: I need t✿ just never meet pe✿ple ✿n tr✿llian because apparently I'm a fucking magnet f✿r psych✿pathic freaks.

LR: do you think im a psychopath?

ND: N✿, but y✿u're different. I didn't meet y✿u ✿nline first.

ND: I

ND: I'm really scared, man.

ND: I want t✿ have friends, but I'm s✿ fucking scared I'll trust s✿me✿ne I sh✿uldn't

ND: And I'll have my entire life and everything I have and everything I am and everything I've ever kn✿wn ripped away again

ND: I can't g✿ thr✿ugh that a sec✿nd time

LR: be strong my guy

ND: I'm trying, but it's s✿ hard.

LR: do you actually want me to beat some ass

LR: cuz i will

LR: ill fuck someone UP

ND: It's fine.

ND: I mean, it's n✿t fine, but

ND: Shit, I d✿n't kn✿w.

ND: They said they d✿n't d✿ the t✿rture thing anym✿re, but I think that's bullshit.

ND: Pe✿ple like that never change.

ND: They say they will, but it's a lie.

LR: i think...

LR: people are capable of change

LR: i changed a lot.

ND: Even if they really haven't d✿ne anything in a while, it's pr✿bably just a c✿ver ✿r s✿mething. S✿✿ner ✿r later, they g✿ right back t✿ destr✿ying lives.

ND: Sure, a pers✿n can change, but a m✿nster isn't a pers✿n. They hurt and abused pe✿ple just because they c✿uld.

LR: listen Florah, im not defending Floren in any way because i hate them even more than you do but i think for your own sake you need to understand: people are definitely capable of change. who knows if Floren is a different person? i sure as fuck dont and i work with the asshole every night. but that doesnt rule out the possibility.

ND: Yeah, *pe✿ple* are capable ✿f changing, but I refuse t✿ think ✿f any✿ne wh✿ t✿rtures and abuses pe✿ple f✿r fun ✿r whatever gr✿ss thrill they get ✿ut ✿f it as a pers✿n.

ND: I can't give s✿me✿ne like that the benefit ✿f the d✿ubt.

ND: I just can't anym✿re.

ND: Because what if whatever g✿✿d they're d✿ing d✿esn't stick? What if they g✿ right back t✿ being a sadistic freak?

ND: What if they're llying ab✿ut all ✿f it??

ND: It's ✿ne thing if they did that shit because they didn't have a ch✿ice ✿r s✿mething, but they did. They didn't have t✿ d✿ what they did t✿ pe✿ple, but they still did it just because they wanted t✿.

ND: I can't f✿rgive that.

LR: well alright

LR: just dont fault me for still associating with Floren.

ND: fine.

ND: Just pr✿mise that if they g✿ back t✿ t✿rturing pe✿ple, y✿u'll st✿p them.

LR: ill do a whole lot more than that

ND: G✿✿d.

ND: En✿ugh ab✿ut that creep. I d✿n't want t✿ stay upset f✿r t✿✿ l✿ng ✿r things will start getting really messed up.

LR: yeah thats probably the best idea

ND: D✿ y✿u still have that fl✿wercr✿wn I gave y✿u f✿r y✿ur wriggling day?

LR: yeah i still have it. some of the flowers started to wilt a bit so i frosted them.......

ND: Aw, I was afraid that w✿uld happen. :( That was ✿ne ✿f my first times trying s✿mething like that.

ND: H✿w l✿ng did they stay pretty bef✿re y✿u had t✿ fr✿st them?

LR: couple months

LR: i have it sitting up on my dresser in my room :v

ND: That's g✿✿d. I'm glad the enchantment lasted a c✿uple ✿f m✿nths instead ✿f wearing ✿ff after like a c✿uple ✿f weeks ✿r s✿mething.

ND: S✿rry that's all I gave y✿u, th✿ugh. C✿mpared t✿ every✿ne else, I feel like I cheated y✿u.

LR: no its ok! it was my first actual wriggling day so like im actually really grateful i got anything

ND: ✿h man i just realized

ND: This sweep will be my first wriggling day as Fl✿rah.

LR: HOLY SHIT

ND: I haven't celebrated it in sweeps; I didn't even remember it until half a sweep ag✿

LR: we gotta throw the biggest fuckin shindig

ND: ✿h g✿d I d✿n't even kn✿w what we'd d✿ ✿r wh✿ w✿uld even c✿me

LR: i would come

ND: I dunn✿ if I wanna have any kind ✿f a party. I ✿nly have like three pe✿ple I'm actually c✿mf✿rtable ar✿und including my m✿irail.

LR: then dont have a party

LR: ohhhh you could have like a special dinner with just your buds

LR: and some buds B^)

ND: Buds with buds. B) S✿unds like fun.

LR: HELLS YEAH

ND: If y✿u bring y✿ur fl✿wer cr✿wn, I can try t✿ revive it

LR: do flowers revive after theyve been frozen?

ND: N✿, n✿t really, but I c✿uld still give it a try if y✿u want. If it w✿rks, maybe they'll last l✿nger than bef✿re.

LR: ZOMBIE FLOWERS

LR: id be so down

LR: also maybe you can teach me how to do flower crowns

ND: ✿h my g✿d they w✿uld t✿tally be z✿mbie fl✿wers! XD I didn't even think ✿f it like that, but that t✿tally w✿rks

ND: And I can t✿tally teach y✿u h✿w t✿ make fl✿wer cr✿wns. :) They're super easy ✿nce y✿u get the hang ✿f it

LR: i bet theyre significantly easier when you have the ability to just make flowers grow and shit

ND: Yeah, that helps, t✿✿. :P Especially since I can regr✿w whatever we use.

ND: Infinite fl✿wers

LR: so if i fuck up repeatedly itll be okay

ND: Yeah, but they might bec✿me scared ✿f y✿u if y✿u mangle t✿✿ many.

ND: Anyways, I need t✿ head ✿ff. Thanks f✿r talking t✿ me.

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TF: (┛⊙ヮ⊙)┛WYNTER

TF: MY MAIN DUDE

TF: MY BFF AND PROBLEMATIC FAVE

TF: I HAVE THE GREATEST NEWS (ﾉ⊙ヮ⊙)ﾉ

TF: I think I've finally figured out what I wanna do with my life!

LR: FUCK YE AS

LR: tell me :3c

LR: (also i love that im ur problematic fave)

TF: I AM

TF: GOING TO BE

TF: ✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ:* \(◕△◕✿)/ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ A MECHANIC!!!

TF: And probably do general repairs too

TF: (┛°□°)┛I've been hitting the books like you wouldn't believe.

TF: We're talking all the books

TF: sO MANY

LR: are you actuall hitting them

LR: like with your fists

TF: Heck yeah. Punching books is the best way to learn. (⌐■ω■) All the Cool Kids are doing it

LR: thats how i learn

LR: i dont fucking know how to read

LR: what the hell is a word

TF: Words are for CHUMPS (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻ NO READING WE PUNCH BOOKS LIKE MEN

LR: MANLY MEN who can pull off tulle skirts

LR: hell yeah

TF: damn right ᕙ( •̀ ︿•́ )ᕗ

TF: (◕△◕✿) How're things with the bad doctor going?

LR: ugh

LR: fucking

LR: UGH

LR: I FUCKING

LR: hhhhhhhh

LR: ugh

LR: i hate them lol

LR: is it socially acceptable to punch a senior citizen

TF: Maybe

TF: Am I gonna have to bonk a fish (งಠ_ಠ)ง cuz I totally will. I'll bop them real good.

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TF: (ง≖︿≖)ง Come at me bro I got a vuvuzela and I won't hesitate

LR: you and i should just jump them in an alleyway

LR: :^) i think im feeling homicidal

LR: i dont really have a reason tonight they were actually pretty tame

LR: maybe im just tense

TF: (″´･ω･`)っ There there, friendo. If you're stressing I can totally drop by and keep you company

LR: i dont think id be good company

TF: In general, or just right now? (◕︿◕✿) Cuz I refuse to believe you're not hella great company

LR: oh any other time im a fucking party

LR: but tonight im fucked up

LR: Melody got away from me while i was walking her earlier and i couldnt find her and she hasnt come home yet

LR: and im out of weed so i guess i sorta resorted back to alcohol B/

TF: ∑(゜Д゜;) Oh no! That's terrible!

LR: its vodka of course its terrible

TF: I'm gonna do everything I can to help find Melody. (◕︿◕✿)

TF: And also get you booze that isn't awful

LR: but i like my awful booze

LR: it reminds me of my ex

LR: whom is also awful

LR: but like in a good way

TF: ( ◡ω◡) づ Then I will bring ice cream because literally everything is better with ice cream

TF: Or whatever you want tbh

LR: ice cream is good

TF: d(◕ω◕✿) You got it. Do you have a favorite kind?

LR: the kind made with ice

TF: ∑(⊙△⊙✿) oh snap good thing you clarified or I woulda rolled up with the other kind

TF: You would've got a pint of ant cream

TF: Made with real crushed ants just like my lusus used to make

LR: holy shi

LR: t

LR: are ants considered meat

TF: (″･ิ_･ิ) I literally have no idea

LR: could i eat an ant

LR: or a grasshopper

LR: actually the thought is revolting so

LR: there ya go

TF: (◡_◡ ) According to troogle, bugs count as meat, but they don't feel pain and are more sustainable than animals, so they're like a guilt-free meat

LR: woah

LR: that really is kinda like guilt free

LR: im gonna drink my beer and then probably attempt to pass tf out

LR: you have me for probably like twenty minutes

LR: ;3c

TF: Can you send me a pic of Mindy? (◕△◕✿) I wanna ask around, and showing a picture will probably be easier than signing or talking via memo pad

TF: *Melody

TF: I have no idea where Mindy came from (″･ิ_･ิ)

LR: hehe

LR: yeah i gotchu man

LR: https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/53/e6/a4/53e6a41c9f72ddb0aece9b2bbdb587fc.jpg

TF: (◕△◕) oh my god i was not prepared for that much Fluffy Cuteness

LR: shes Dangerously Cute™

TF: She's out there right now leaving a trail of trolls passed out from cuteness overload in her wake. She can bring the whole city to its knees with a single head tilt

LR: i bet shes just fucking trotting down the street with the end of her leash in her mouth

LR: (i taught her that she cant go anywhere without her leash so she carries the loop in her mouth)

TF: (that is unfairly adorable)

LR: WELL

LR: the beer is done

LR: it is gone

TF: rip beer

LR: so im gonna try to maybe not stay up all day

LR: THAT BEIN SAID

LR: thanks for talkin ;3c

LR: ilu man

LR: be well and all that

LR: PARTY BIRD, OUT

TF: No problem (◡ω◡✿)

TF: Seeya!

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-- tapeFace [TF] began pestering liberatedRaptor [LR] -- -- tapeFace [TF]  violently kicks open your door -- TF: WYNTER HOLY SHIT (┛◉Д◉)┛ LR: CACOPH HOLY SHIT TF: I DID SOMETHING AMAZING LR: t e l l m e TF: I SASSED THE HELL OUT OF A SEADWELLER AND COMPLETELY SHUT HIM DOWN (ﾉ⊙ヮ⊙)ﾉ TF: Or, shut THEM down LR: HELL YEAH TF: I don't know if they're just a really feminine guy or nonbinary. LR: oh yes lets be conscious of pronouns and whatnot even if theyre a jerk LR: but you gotta gimme the DEETS TF: Hell yeah I do (⌐■_■) TF: Okay, so you know how sometimes people will just be like "Let me tell you my opinion of you" LR: i think thats a highblood thing TF: I've seen a couple of lowbloods do it. I mostly volunteer because I love the look of confusion and horror when people try to process how ridiculous I look ヽ(゜∇゜)ノ LR: such a powerful soul TF: Well, That seadweller did that, and he was as rude as I expected TF: Tonight, I decided to do the opinion thing, and he volunteered himself. TF: Dammit I did the pronoun thing TF: oops TF: Anyways, they volunteered and I thought it would be funny to lowkey roast them because they seemed pretty shallow TF: And OH MAN THEY DID NOT LET IT GO (ﾉ⊙ヮ⊙)ﾉ They looked so stunned and offended that I didn't blindly shower them with compliments LR: b r o TF: They started some nonsense about how I ~CLEARLY~ my opinion is just bullshit and I should be 『✧~*SO VERY GRATEFUL*~✧』 they humored me at all TF: And, as expected, they took a shot at my appearance because I literally open myself up to that TF: So I called them out on telling me how garbage and worthless my opinion is despite VERY OBVIOUSLY BEING UPSET ABOUT IT TF: And complimented them on how their face - At some point they got in a fight and got beat /bad/ - now matches their personality TF: They fire back AGAIN telling me how dumb I look as if I don't hear that all the time, and how they're ~*~such a pleasant good person~*~ any other time TF: Finally, I was just like TF: "Look my dude, I know how awful you must feel being the second-highest caste and dealing with lowbloods that don't blindly accept your crap. (″･ิ_･ิ)っIt's hard dealing with the consequences of being a vain asshole" TF: And played them a sad song on the ukulele and even pretended to shed a tear TF: AND THEY HAD NOTHING LEFT (ﾉ⊙ヮ⊙)ﾉ THEY JUST GOT PISSED AND STORMED OFF LR: im... so proud... oh my god... TF: I mean, what I actually said was way more awesome than what I typed, but believe me TF: It was amazing ಥ⌣ಥ LR: dont ever forget this oh my god LR: i wish i couldve been there TF: I wish you could've been there, too TF: I wish EVERYONE could have been there!! TF: And the best part is that other people that were just around and heard everything were giving me SO MANY PROPS LR: I BET THAT DUMBASS FISH FELT SO HUMILIATED TF: This night is getting marked on my calendar for ever ಥ⌣ಥ TF: HELL YEAH THEY DID TF: I'm honestly super glad it turned out so well. You hear so many stories about lowbloods doing what I just did and getting reduced to a smear on the ground (⊙﹏⊙✿) TF: I'm gonna have to look over my shoulder watching for hitmen probably LR: oh shit yeah dawg LR: whoops LR: although im guessing that they werent very physically imposing to begin with so TF: Nah. They were a stick like me TF: Though honestly, even I do get hitmen springing for me from the shadows, all I have to do is yodel and their heads will explode TF: I would really rather NOT do that (⊙﹏⊙✿) LR: FUCKING YODEL LR: im dyin LR: RIPme TF: THE MOST DEVASTATING YODELING LR: lethal yodeling.......................... TF: Or any noise, really. I've given people tinnitus from whispering before TF: I'm a dangerous man, Wynter. (≖︿≖✿) TF: A dangerous man with a mohawk and a mullet who cries when he steps on a ladybug LR: mullethawk LR: hey ladybugs are awesome LR: id cry too TF: OHHH, THE HORRIBLE GUILT ｡･ﾟﾟ･(>д<)･ﾟﾟ･｡ LR: RIP ladybug TF: Never Forget o(；﹏；)o LR: RIP IN SPAGHETTI NEVER FORGETTI TF: OR ELSE IT WILL BE YOUR WORST REGRETTI TF: So, how's your night been? You make it back hive and seen your friends and quadmates? (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ LR: im hiding out at a friend's place LR: im afraid of the wrath of my mate LR: shes gonna eat my face LR: my entire face LR: which sucks because it's a good face TF: Nooo, not your beautiful face! ( ﾟдﾟ) LR: YES my beautiful face -- tapeFace [TF]  faints dramatically, draping my body across the nearest piece of furniture -- LR: that would be the WORST POSSIBLE THING LR: then she'll be all like "Wynter i dont love you anymore because youre missing your face" LR: and ill be like "thats fair..................." TF: Truly a tragedy worthy of troll Shakespeare LR: someone write a book about my oncoming breakup TF: I will record your tragedy and pass it on from generation to generation so your tale will never be forgotten. ∩(︶▽︶)∩ LR: the world needs more folks like you bro TF: (;ω;✿) Aww, thanks man LR: shit LR: im LR: going LR: to LR: see LR: my LR: mate LR: heres hoping she doesnt eat my entire soul TF: GOOD LUCK!! TF: I'M ROOTING FOR YOU LR: i got LR: so yelled at LR: and she cried a lot LR: and basically im an ass LR: but she didnt break up with me :D TF: That's great! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ TF: Not so much the yelling and crying and feeling awful (ﾉ◕﹏◕)ﾉ TF: But she's still willing to give you another chance, which is awesome! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ LR: but do i deserve it :v TF: Well, yeah, you really do. (◡︿◡✿) Vanishing for who knows how long without telling her anything is No Bueno TF: But yelling and sad feelings still suck LR: im pretty glad i just get to live the rest of my life working in a bakery LR: (until she fires my sorry ass) TF: I'm sure she won't. I doubt she's spiteful enough to give you another chance then fire you from her bakery. TF: Granted, I don't know her or anything about her, but I'm sure she wouldn't do that. LR: well theres always the chance of me fuckin up again TF: I doubt you'll fuck up nearly bad enough to get fired compared to how bad you fucked up this time. TF: Give yourself a little credit (◕ω◕✿) LR: compared to how badly i fucked up this time LR: ur so SMRAT LR: im too cool to fire LR: (plus im damn good at baking) LR: (a bit of a liability with a knife tho) TF: (How so?) LR: (i dont feel pain so i have trouble being able to tell when ive cut myself) TF: (⊙︿⊙ That sounds incredibly inconvenient and dangerous) LR: (it is)

(((OOC: The chatlog had to end here because of interference by my five-year old niece requiring entertainment and supervision and everyone else in the house having already gone to bed.)))

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ND: Hey Wynter

ND: Can I ask y✿u a huge fav✿r?

LR: nyeh squidward

LR: i mean

LR: yes

LR: what is it

ND: Um

ND: This is g✿nna s✿und really rand✿m but

ND: D✿ y✿u kn✿w h✿w t✿ use a gun?

ND: And if y✿u d✿, can y✿u teach me?

ND: I just want t✿ be able t✿ get ✿ut ✿f karima's hive with✿ut feeling defenseless, and I can't d✿ anything with my magic unless I'm g✿ing aggr✿ ✿r terrified

ND: But I can't c✿ntr✿l anything it d✿es, and h✿nestly? I get m✿re afraid ✿f what I might end up d✿ing than whatever's happened t✿ set me ✿ff.

LR: i do indeed know my way around firearms

LR: and i would be happy to teach you for your self defense

ND: ✿h my g✿d, thank y✿u s✿ much

ND: I ✿we y✿u

LR: ;3c you made me a never-wilt flower crown

ND: That d✿esn't c✿unt. It started wilting a few m✿nths after I enchanted it. :(

LR: yeah but then i saved it... with ICE

LR: RIP flowers

LR: you were loved

ND: I still need t✿ teach y✿u h✿w t✿ make fl✿wer cr✿wns. :✿

LR: oh YES

LR: itll be like a teachin trade

ND: Sweet, fl✿wer cr✿wns f✿r gun training.

LR: yeah itll help me with my dysphoria

LR: its been kinda bad lately

ND: ✿h man, that's awful. :( I'm s✿rry y✿u're g✿ing thr✿ugh that.

LR: YEAH it... ah. i dont think its ever been this bad

LR: im so fucking masculine its hard to pass on nights that i feel like a girl

LR: so like why even bother lmao?

ND: That really sucks. G✿d, I want t✿ say s✿mething m✿re than that, like s✿me✿ne actually useful ✿r enc✿uraging, but

ND: *s✿mething

ND: Th✿ugh I guess this d✿es explain why y✿ur fl✿wer hasn't been d✿ing s✿ h✿t recently.

LR: flower?

ND: ✿h right, I guess I never actually t✿ld y✿u.

ND: I plant fl✿wers f✿r pe✿ple that I care ab✿ut, and I s✿rt ✿f enchant them s✿ they're c✿nnected t✿ that pers✿n?

ND: If that makes sense?

ND: It's super subtle and I didn't even realize I was d✿ing that f✿r a while.

ND: I kinda figured it ✿ut because karima's fl✿wer w✿uld get sick if her health started g✿ing d✿wn, ✿r if she was g✿ing thr✿ugh s✿me stuff.

ND: Ab✿ut the f✿urth time it happened, I realized it pr✿bably wasn't just a weird c✿incidence.

LR: holy shit

LR: thats really cool!

LR: i can uhhhhh make ice cubes really quickly

ND: ✿h snap

ND: I bet instant ice is the best thng during the warm seas✿ns

LR: probably

LR: i cant even go out when its hot B\

LR: not yet at least

LR: im workin on it

ND: G✿✿d luck! :)

ND: I'll t✿tally get y✿u a real pretty sundress when y✿u can g✿ ✿ut in h✿t weather.

ND: ✿r whenever cuz it's never the wr✿ng time f✿r a pretty sundress

LR: you are not wrong there

ND: H✿nestly, dresses are the best. Skirts, t✿✿. Wh✿ even needs pants

LR: oh my god okay so when my ex persuaded me to try on her skirts im pretty sure it awoke something in me

LR: i havent worn pants since that exact night

LR: theyre just so comfy?

ND: Exactly!

ND: I tried wearing pants again after I g✿t rid ✿f my ex, but my legs just felt trapped and it was awful

LR: pants = leg prison

ND: Sh✿rts are ✿kay, th✿ugh. I can deal with wearing sh✿rts as l✿ng as they're l✿✿se.

LR: i cant remember the last time i wore shorts

LR: i think why i dont like pants is probably because no one can see my beautiful thigh highs if i wear pants

ND: ✿h man, y✿ur thigh highs are awes✿me and deserve t✿ be seen by every✿ne. Hiding them with pants is practically a crime

LR: illegal

LR: just like me B)

ND: Fuck the system by existing.

ND: Like a b✿ss

LR: gonna exist so hard that the condesce will wake up in cold sweats

ND: shit i g✿tta g✿

ND: it started raining and I need t✿ get ✿utside like n✿w.

LR: oh :O

LR: GO GO GO

ND: SEEYA!

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TF: WYNTER!!!

TF: WYNTER WYNTER WYNTER

LR: holy shit

LR: bro are you ok

TF: I'M AMAZING AND YOU'RE ABOUT TO BE SUPER AMAZING

TF: I FOUND HER!!!

LR: wait like you found Melody??

TF: YEAH DUDE!!

TF: CHECK YOUR PHONE I SENT YOU A PIC

LR: holy shit

LR: scuse me im cryin

TF: She's safe and sound, don't worry. (✿´･ω･`)っ(´；ω；`)

TF: Her collar's kinda roughed up, but Melody's a-okay

LR: dude i was beginning to lose hope that she was still alive

LR: that dog pulled me outta some dark times i love her so much

TF: I'm glad I could help. (´◕ω◕`) I was getting super worried about you.

LR: how can i repay you for this man???

TF: No repayment needed, friendo. (´◠ω◠`) Seeing you happy and okay is all I need! I could tell Melody being gone was seriously messing you up, and I just want you to feel better.

LR: yeah i kinda got her afte i lost someone important in my life and when i was struggling with some identity stuff and she kinda pulled me out of my alcoholism

TF: (◕︿◕✿) Oh man, that's really rough.

TF: I've got her chilling out at my place for now. (◕△◕✿) I gave her a bath and something to eat

LR: thank you so much for looking for her and all that ;;

LR: i havent slept well this whole week because ive been worrying more

LR: can you keep her for the night?

TF: Sure! (◠ω◠✿) I can bring her to you tomorrow since it's super hot out lately.

TF: I dunno how well things are going with Dr. Bad Touch's help, but I'd rather not inconvenience you if I don't have to. (≖︿≖✿)

LR: DR BAD TOUCH

LR: FUCK

LR: imso calling them that from now on

TF: Oh my god you gotta take a picture of their face the frst time you call them that! ｡･ﾟﾟ･(>ヮ<)･ﾟﾟ･｡

LR: I WILL

TF: THANKS BRO I CAN'T WAIT (ﾉ⊙ヮ⊙)ﾉ

LR: dude we should hang out soon

TF: Heck yeah we should (◕△◕✿)

LR: i wanna go out and do something but

LR: tfw summer

LR: id be a melted snowman

LR: just a carrot and some coal

TF: What if I follow you around with a giant fan and strap like fifty ice packs to you?

TF: (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ～『✧~*PROBLEM SOLVED*~✧』

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LR: i must scream but i have no voice

TF: I have a voice but I can't scream

TF: Mostly because everyone and everything around me would die

TF: which is Bad

LR: Bad with a capital b

TF: (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ So what's the haps, friendo?

LR: exhaustion

TF: Busy night? (◠△◕✿)

LR: yeah between work and training

LR: fuckin SUCKS

LR: but shit needs to get done so like

LR: shrug

TF: What're you training for? (◕△◕✿) Are you gonna be a kickass secret agent like in the movies?

LR: oh yes (no)

LR: ive been working with a certain asshat to help better my control over my ice powers

LR: so i can more easily control my body temp

LR: because being in the bakery is Hard(tm)

TF: (⊙△⊙✿) Who's the asshat?

LR: Floren

LR: the upside: i have punched them more than twice already

LR: downside: Floren

TF: ⊙︿⊙ WHAT

LR: i know its crazy

LR: its a complicated matter

TF: (°ロ°)☝ I have concerns

LR: im so touched.................you have concerns.....

TF: You sure you can trust them? (≖︿≖✿) I don't know what they did to you, but can you really trust them?

LR: fuck no i cant trust them

LR: but if they try to pull shit i can literally freeze their eyeballs :3c

LR: or like................... their blood

LR: that sounds rough

LR: did you know that damage from freezing is caused because microscopic ice crystals form in the cells and basically the cells explode and cant heal

TF: (┛◉Д◉)┛That sound unbearably painful

LR: yeah

LR: so if Flo steps outta line

LR: fuckin frost city bitch

TF: ✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ:* (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ～『✧~*THEY JUST GOT ICED*~✧』 *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

LR: the first night we worked together i actually fucking broke their nose

LR: bro have you ever met someone who just constantly hits on you

TF: You've seen me, right? ｡ﾟ･ (✿ >ヮ<) ･ﾟ｡ I'm not someone that gets hit on.

LR: aw come on im sure SOMEONE would hit on you

LR: if you want i can hit on you

LR: although im not clever at all.

TF: (´｡• ᵕ •｡`) Aaaww, you're so sweet.

TF: I don't mind being flirt repellent, honestly.

LR: i bet its nice

LR: id love if people didnt hit on me

LR: unfortunately, the universe has cursed me with this face

TF: It's difficult being so incredibly handsome and beautiful. ( ´＿ゝ｀）ノ(╯︵╰,)

LR: WORD

LR: it feels like every time i go out someones gotta catcall me

LR: wearing my ex's miniskirts dont really help tho

TF: Catcallers are awful. (งಠ_ಠ)ง I'ma fight em for you.

TF: Gonna bonk em real good with my vuvuzela

LR: JUST

LR: DO IT

TF: IT'S CLOBBERIN TIME (ಠ o ಠ)¤─=≡| BONK BONK MOTHER FRICKERS

LR: are you the hulk

LR: the yellow hulk

TF: Heck yeah ᕙ( •̀ ︿•́ )ᕗ I got guns for nights!

TF: I can bench a whole twenty pounds

LR: holy shit my dog got out i gotta run

LR: why she do dis

LR: ttyl man sorry

TF: Okay!

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LR: HEY WHY IS YOUR LITTLE MOOD FACE THING SET TO SAD?????

TF: Because, my friend

TF: I am a sad boy (◡︿◡,✿)

TF: I'm so bored of my job, and I have no ambitions

LR: so quit your job and do something *~WORTHWHILE~*

TF: That's just it. (´＿���。) I'm not sure what I want to do. I've got no direction.

LR: damn that sucks

LR: i get that tho

LR: i wanted to not be a hitman for the rest of my life and i was like "wtf should i do"

LR: and then my mate was all like "*~bakery~*"

TF: ∑(゜Д゜;) YOU WERE A HITMAN?

LR: uhhhhhhhhhhhhh yes

TF: (⊙△⊙) Holy cow. I never would have guessed that.

LR: yeah i seem so DOCILE

LR: i used to be really different than i am now

TF: Oh man, that's wild. (◕﹏◕✿) Is that why you were on the run or something way back when we first started talking?

LR: yep!

LR: the agency i was with was very "once youre here, youre here forever" so i couldnt just like... quit

LR: had to fake my own death and change my identity

TF: ∑(●︿●✿) Yikes. That sounds scary as hell.

TF: At least now you're free to do what you really enjoy. ( ﾟ∀ﾟ)b Congrats on getting out

LR: thanks bruh

LR: lot of shit has changed in the past sweep

LR: most of it for the better i mean

TF: That's great (´◠ω◠`)

TF: Oh man, I didn't mean to completely change the conversation. (◕﹏◕✿)

TF: You were being all encouraging and I just went "(ﾉ⊙ヮ⊙)ﾉ TALK ABOUT THIS OTHER THING"

LR: no its fine lol

LR: whatever you wanna talk about it fine, i dont really care

TF: I'm just over here angsting it up because I have literally (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ～『✧~*Nothing going for me*~✧』

TF: I've got no idea what I want to do with myself. (－nლ)

LR: well whatever you do, dont be a hitman

LR: i mean unless you like killin and hurtin folks

TF: Not even a little (⊙︿⊙✿) I'm not about that life

TF: No offense

LR: none taken

LR: its not like i wanted to hurt people or anything

LR: its just that i needed to survive and thats all i knew

TF: That's rough

TF: If you don't mind me asking, did you always know baking is something you wanted to do? Or did you just give it a shot because your mate suggested it and you loved it?

LR: well its something ive done for a long time because of uhhhh

LR: some bullshit

LR: super good at it

LR: its harder to do now because i cant handle the heat of the ovens

LR: i wasnt always a walking snowman

LR: did i kill the convo

TF: Nah, I got distracted. My lusus managed to open the window and a couple of wasps got in. (╬ Ò﹏Ó)

LR: holy shit

LR: i wouldve died

LR: wasps are basically winged spiders

TF: That is the scariest way anyone has ever described a wasp ever /)(◉Д◉)(\

TF: I won the war, though. (≖︿≖) No wasp can beat my Ultimate Weapon

TF: A flyswatter

LR: a flyswatter

LR: or in this case a waspswatter

TF: They never saw it coming (≖︿≖)ノ--■

TF: Except when they totally did and tried to divebomb me

LR: did you die

TF: Yeah man, I totally died

TF: I'm a ghost right now

TF: My lusus is typing for me cuz I'm all intangible and stuff

TF: Joke's on them, though, cuz they're SUPER DEAD ヾ(￣◇￣)ノ〃

LR: holy shit

LR: OH

TF: Not tonight wasps. ᕙ( •̀ ︿•́ )ᕗ Even in death I win

TF: You know, I think I'll quit my job. (´◡ω◡`) Just take some time to really get to know Cacoph Octahv and think about my future.

LR: yeah! hell yeah!

LR: i mean like you can survive without the job money right??

TF: Yeah, probably. (◕ω◕✿)

TF: (″･ิ_･ิ) Maybe I'll just switch from full time to part time.

TF: Just to be safe

LR: you could consider just working a bunch and saving up a bunch so you know you can handle all your expenses

LR: or i could slip you some fundage

LR: im a real big advocate of people "finding" themselves

LR: and, uh. i still have a shitload of money from being a hitman

LR: its, uh. good money

(((OOC: Angel had to leave suddenly, so the pesterlog ends here.)))

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LR: i felt a disturbance in the force

LR: whats up

TF: DUDE

TF: MY GUY

TF: THE SEADWELLER I TOLD YOU ABOUT?

TF: HE ACTUALLY FOUND ME ON TROLLIAN AND IS TRYING TO THROW SHADE

TF: HE'S THAT FUCKING SALTY IT'S HILARIOUS

TF: wait

TF: DAMMIT I SAID HE

LR: this motherfucker sounds like they miss the ocean a bit too much

TF: I still haven't actually asked what they are (－_ლ)

LR: i know what they are

LR: A bitch

LR: B)

LR: -applies sunglasses-

LR: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

TF: They're pissed off because I didn't take their revenge threat seriously

TF: Speaking of which, if they actually do have some bad shit planned, you got dibs on all my instruments and my jokes ★~(◡ω◕✿)

LR: aw shit son thanks

LR: ill keep it all in mint condition until you rise from your ashes like the memelord you are

LR: WHATS HAPPENING

TF: I think I broke them.

TF: By not being afraid and begging forgiveness, I ruined their mood

TF: So now they're just sulking

LR: holy shit

LR: soggy fish

LR: you sure popped their bubble

TF: They wanted a fight and now that I didn't give them one, they're upset (◕︿◕✿)

LR: why is that such a highblood thing

LR: whats their handle i wanna troll 'em

TF: I have no idea @︿@

TF: I dunno, I think I can get them to chill out enough to drop this whole thing

LR: NO I WANNA FUCK WITH THEM

TF: WYNTER BE NICE TO THE SALT FISH

TF: I think I just blew their mind

LR: what did you do

TF: Since I didn't take the bait, they got kinda self reflection-y

TF: I think I hurt their feelings (◕﹏◕✿)

TF: By not letting them hurt my feelings

LR: what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuck

TF: ohhhhh shit

TF: I think

TF: We might

TF: make FRIENDS ∑(゜Д゜;)

TF: Or at least they'll realize what a dildo they're being and try to not be a dildo

TF: Nope nevermind they're still a dildo

LR: you said theyre a seadweller right

TF: Yeah

TF: Oh shit I don't think I ever asked their name

LR: aw shit the moment of TRUTH

LR: names are like

LR: everything

TF: OKAY I GOT THEIR NAME

LR: oh shit oh shit

TF: It's Floren (◕△◕✿)

LR: is their handle causticErudition

TF: Yeah! (⊙△⊙✿) You've met them too?

LR: you gotta stop talking to them

LR: They're really dangerous.

LR: I'm being serious dude, this guy is bad news.

TF: Holy shit, seriously?

TF: Do I even want to know what they did??

TF: Actually

TF: That's probably super traumatic and not my business

LR: They're the reason I'm afraid of doctors.

TF: Okay, I'm not talking to them anymore and never will again

LR: good

LR: stay safe man

LR: they look frail and weak but theyre pretty fast and they can easily get the drop on you if youre not careful

TF: Oh man, now I'm wondering if they were actually serious about the whole revenge thing

LR: shit they actually threatened you??

TF: Did I dodge a bullet making them see how dumb they're being? Or just make things a million time worse??

LR: bro do you need a bodyguard for the time being cuz like

LR: ill beat a motherfucker

TF: Look dude, if they did something to you I don't want to put you in a position where you'll have to actually face them.

LR: ive faced them before since then

LR: i mean its terrifying

LR: and it makes me remember things

LR: but if i need to protect a friend who fuckin cares

TF: I do!

TF: Don't get me wrong

TF: I'm super appreciative that you'd do that for me

TF: Like seriously, I really do.

TF: But I don't want to put you through that if I can avoid it

LR: alright

TF: I don't want you getting re-traumatized or something on my behalf

LR: thanks

LR: just be really careful okay?

LR: theyre fucked up

LR: they kidnap and hurt people cuz they can

LR: they like it

LR: theyre really fucked up dude.

TF: Then I REALLY lucked out that night holy shit

TF: That's fucking terrifying

TF: Whatever they did to you, I'm so sorry that happened.

TF: You're legit the coolest person I know, and even know we've only known each other for like a week? Two weeks??

TF: Whatever the hell happened to you, you 1000% didn't deserve it.

TF: I said even know instead of even though dammit

TF: I'm trying to be sincere and I played myself

LR: heh

LR: i appreciate it but can we talk about something else??

TF: Yeah, totally

TF: You remember that matchmaker thing I did?

LR: yeah :O

TF: It actually went really well! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ

LR: sweet!

TF: I had to dial back my HILARIOUS jokes and shenanigans, but we actually had fun

TF: He took me to an opera (⊙△⊙✿) Like an actual live opera at a huge theater!

TF: And it was (ﾉ⊙ヮ⊙)ﾉ～『✧~*AMAZING!!!*~✧』

LR: yo what the fuck!

LR: thats awesome

TF: I'd only ever seen operas on tv or like dvd or something

LR: same

LR: no wait

LR: thats not true lol i lie

LR: d

TF: HOW COULD YOU I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIIIIEEEENDS (ノД`)・゜・。

LR: IM SORRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY IM SO USED TO LYING ALL THE TIME

TF: I thought what we had was special o(╥﹏╥)o WAS ALL OF IT A LIE SO YOU COULD GET MY TOTALLY RAD STUFF o(；△；)o

LR: NO OMG

TF: I'm sorry, but you've hurt me too much (︶︹︺) It's gonna take a whole ten seconds for me to recover

TF: Aaaand all is forgiven (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ

LR: bruh

LR: my dog? is so cute

LR: shes so cute

TF: Aaawww!

TF: What does she look like?

LR: sorry i got super distracted by her

LR: small

LR: and her ears ar eHUGE

LR: with long fur cuz shes a papillon

LR: and shes only got one eye

TF: Poor baby (´∩｀。)

TF: What's her name?

LR: her NAME

LR: is Melody

LR: she brings MUSIC TO MY LIFE

LR: local nerd loves their dog too much

LR: more news at 11

TF: There is literally no such thing as loving a dog too much (▰˘◡˘▰)

LR: yes there is

LR: if you feed them people food

LR: and then they get super fat

LR: and then they die

TF: Nooooooooo (/□＼*)・゜

LR: it happens my guy

TF: (╥﹏╥) Those poor dogs

LR: RIP in pepperoni

TF: There's a pupperoni joke I could make but that would imply eating dogs (≖﹏≖✿)

LR: oh my god

LR: bruh im not sure if i can be your friend now

TF: I'M SORYYYYYY PLEASE FORGIVE ME ｡･ﾟﾟ･(>д<)･ﾟﾟ･｡

LR: let me reflect in on my soul

LR: see if i can find it in me

LR: to forgive you

LR: yep youre good

LR: all forgiven

TF: ｡：ﾟ(｡ﾉω＼｡)ﾟ･｡ You're such a kind and beautiful soul

LR: i know im too good for this world

TF: Your lusus raised you well (´｡• ᵕ •｡`)

LR: -smacks ya- MY LUSUS IS DEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAD

-- tapeFace [TF] is mcfreakin dead --

TF: (╬￣皿￣)=○＃(￣#)３￣)

LR: rest in mcfreaking pieces

TF: Serious though, that really sucks (◕︿◕✿)

TF: AND SPEAKING OF THINGS THAT SUCKS

TF: I gotta go (◕︿◕✿)

LR: awww man

LR: thats cool though im getting tired anyway

TF: (☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ Until next time

LR: hells yeah

LR: stay safe

TF: I will, I promise (◕ω◕✿) Thanks

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LR: why tape tho

TF: Because my voice hurts people. :c

TF: Taping my mouth stops me from hurting people by accident :D

LR: oh thats actually kinda sad

TF: It's not that bad once you get used to it. :) I never liked the sound of my voice anyways.

TF: So! Why don't we introduce ourselves! :D

TF: My name's Cacoph

LR: im Wynter

TF: :O Nice!

TF: It's good to meet you, Wynter :D

TF: So, how's your night going? :)

LR: ah all things considered id say its pretty good

LR: ive been walking since i got up tho which was hours ago

LR: im a little tired :v

TF: Yeah, I bet. D: I hope you're close to where ever it is you're walking to.

LR: still a few nights off but HEY i wont make progress if i dont work hard so

LR: i just keep looking forward to seeing my friends again

TF: Good luck! I'm sure they're all looking forward to seeing you again, too!

TF: I hope whatever separated you from them wasn't anything too awful or serious. :c

LR: eh

LR: so question

LR: if you cant speak because of your voice being dangerous

LR: do you sign? :O

TF: Yes I do! Though most of the time I end up using a white board.

TF: Not many people bother to learn sign language. :/

TF: I'm assuming you have, though :O

LR: i know sign!! :O ugh yeah i hate it, no one knows it so im always like "wtf"

TF: Oh, I know! DX I wish learning to sign was included in basic schoolfeeding like learning Alternian.

TF: Out of curiosity, what made you decide to learn sign language?

LR: uhhh its a long story that basically ends in "im mute"

TF: Wow, I've never come across a fellow mutie :o

TF: This calls for (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ～『✧~*SPECIAL EMOTES*~✧』

TF: Granted, I would have started using those eventually anyways. (◕ω◕✿)

TF: I lost track of the website I copy them from for a bit. (●︿●;;)

LR: thats cute wtf

LR: im lazy and never use things like that even though theyre adorable

TF: Thank you! (◠ω◠✿) I'm always worried they make me seem obnoxious or something, but they're just so much more fun and expressive! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

LR: im a firm believer that if someone finds you obnoxious then theyre just missing out

LR: be yaself

TF: Exactly! (ﾉ◠ヮ◠)ﾉ Who has time for that kind of negativity? Not this mime!

LR: YOURE A MIME

LR: oh my god

TF: Is that a good "oh my god" or a bad "oh my god"? (●﹏●✿)

LR: a good one lol

TF: (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ Great! I was worried for a second.

TF: Not many people enjoy mimes. (″･ิ_･ิ) I guess I remind them too much of the clowns.

LR: i mean i guess i could understand that

LR: but mimes are usually harmless so like

TF: It really sucks. ┐(‘～`；)┌ But what can you do other than keep on keeping on, right? (´･ω･`)

LR: yeah! thats a good way to look at it

LR: like

LR: fuck them

LR: lol

LR: you seem pretty cool either way

TF: ∩(◕//ω//◕)∩ Thanks!

TF: You seem pretty cool, too (✿◠ヮ◠)

LR: cool? im ice cold B)

LR: YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

-- tapeFace [TF] plays a sick ass guitar riff B3 --

TF: Also, can I just say I love your text color? (⊙△⊙✿) I'm a sucker for super bright pastels!

LR: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA thanks ^^ its really beautiful huh? it sounds like im trying to toot my own horn or something but just

LR: i could fuckin stare at it all night

LR: so like do you for reals stand outside all night and just mime at people

LR: what u do

TF: I actually work as a janitor at a library. (◕︿◕✿) It's not very fun, but miming on street corners doesn't keep me fed and sheltered.

TF: But on my nights off, you can find me in the park being a miming dork to my heart's content (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

LR: being a janitor sounds terrible RIP

TF: It is, but sometimes I get to have a little fun. ԅ(≖ω≖ԅ)

TF: The library I work at has a real problem with people doing the frick frack behind the bookshelves or under tables.

LR: Oh what the hell,

TF: My boss pays me extra to expose anyone I find.

TF: As mean as it is, I get a laugh out of ruining the mood for some people. (n゜ω゜n)

TF: Their expression are priceless when they realize they've been caught

TF: Though some of them get very angry and try to kill me. (⊙︿⊙✿)

LR: not surprised in the least

LR: but like...... why a library

LR: why would they fuck in a library

LR: BOOKS GET ME SO HOT

TF: Libraries have to be one of the unsexiest places, yet at least twice a month

TF: THERE THEY GO, HUMPING IN THE GEOGRAPHY SECTION

LR: JUST SLAM A BOOK CLOSED ON MY DICK JUST FUCKING DO IT

TF: The only thing worse than breaking up couples is people who bring in food and hide their food trash because then we get ANTS. (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

TF: I CAN'T TYPE LOUD ENOUGH ABOUT HOW MUCH I HATE ANTS.

TF: Just looking at one makes my skin crawl! {{p´Д｀q}}

LR: ugh ants are such a gross hassle

LR: especially trying to figure out where they come from??

LR: how the fuck did they get in

TF: I don't know but they need to STOP ( ≧Д≦)

TF: They're the absolute worst and I hate having to get rid of them! They're so little and they get everywhere, and they have the nerve to bite!

TF: And it's hard to be sure you got all of them because they're so small and they completely disappear on carpet (┳Д┳)

LR: plus the leave that gross chemical trail for other ants to follow

LR: eugh

TF: ((brb))

TF: UUUUuuuugh, literally everything about them is awful (╬ Ò﹏Ó)

LR: id say i hate spiders more tbh

TF: I honestly don't mind them too much (´｡• ᵕ •｡`) the small ones are adorable

TF: Jumping spiders give me a fright, though (●︿●✿) I don't mess with those.

LR: all spiders terrify me

LR: its dumb

LR: even the harmless ones

LR: they just got too many legs.................

TF: Eugh, I can understand that. (●﹏●✿) Centipedes creep me out for the same reason.

LR: fffffffffffffffUCK those things

LR: fuck all things with more than four legs

TF: Some things with more than four legs are so cute though! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ Like ladybugs and butterflies and praying mantises

LR: one of those things is not like the other

TF: One of those things just doesn't belong? /(●△●✿)\

TF: I think praying mantises have an underappreciated cuteness to them. (´◡ω◡`) And it's so funny watching them chop at things (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ

LR: i watched a video of one give birth to a terrible parasite that drove it to seek out water and drown itself

TF: (⊙︿⊙) ...

TF: (´＿｀。) They can't always be cute

LR: its a darn shame too

TF: That poor thing. （；￣д￣） Who would even film that? It sounds awful

LR: apparently its common

LR: hairworms?

TF: Yikes. (◕﹏◕)

TF: That kind of make me think of those flies that infect bees.

TF: I hope those never adapt to infect grubs or something. (⊙﹏⊙)

LR: THAT

LR: IS TERRIFYING

TF: I KNOW RIGHT??

TF: I MEAN WE'RE BASICALLY SUPER EVOLVED BUGS

LR: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

TF: (⊙∩⊙✿) I immediately regret this line of thought. I made a terrible mistake

LR: i regret your line of thought too

LR: i am

LR: scarred for life

TF: THEN HOW ABOUT A NICE UNSCARRING SUBJECT? (ﾉ⊙ヮ⊙)ﾉ

TF: Do you have any quadrants you're looking forward to seeing?

LR: YAS

LR: i miss my mate and my moirail

LR: and some fucker who is sorta my kismesis but like

LR: its complicated?

LR: noncommittal "eh?" sound

TF: (◕△◕)Oh wow, you have so much going on.

TF: What's your sorta-but-not-really kismesis like?

LR: hes a dick but also i guess hes attractive? i think? im not actually sure

LR: i dont really feel that way about people so its hard to tell

LR: i guess he looks good

LR: BUT YEAH were just

LR: dicks to each other all the time

TF: Sounds like fun (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

TF: What about your matesprit and your moirail?

LR: oh my god so my matesprit is literally the coolest person in the fucking universe (no offense to you Cacoph cuz youre up there) and shes cute and she bakes a lot and shes good at it and she has her OWN BAKERY (which i work at) and she memes on me all the time and we just have so much in common

LR: she makes my heart do the backflip things

TF: (ㄒoㄒ) Oh my god, that's so sweet! You sound like the cutest couple

LR: yeah except i never told her i was going anywhere and its been two weeks i think so shes probably angry as fuck

LR: shes gonna rip my face off when i come back

TF: WELP

TF: It was nice knowing you

TF: Your memory will live on forever in this chatlog

LR: here lies Wynter: their mate fucking murdered them with a glare

TF: Killed before their time, they will be missed. (◡︿◡,✿)

TF: Did you at least tell your moirail?

LR: yeah

TF: Good, so you won't be double dead once they see you again. (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ

TF: I really hope you can smooth things over with your matesprit once you see her again. (◕︿◕) It's really gonna suck if you lose her.

LR: YEAH IM PRETTY SURE ID JUST

LR: DIE

LR: ON THE SPOT

TF: PLEASE DON'T DIE ヽ(´□｀。)ﾉ WE ONLY JUST MET

LR: RIP,,,,

LR: two weeks is the longest ive gone without video games

LR: im dying

TF: What kind of video games do you play? (◕△◕✿)

LR: anything i can get my soulless little hands on

TF: That's a lot of games probably (✿◕△◕)~★

TF: I mostly just play casual things like Stardew Valley, Minecraft, and Lusus Crossing

LR: i do all of those things

LR: an also COD and Halo and Overwatch

TF: I tried playing COD, but the online players were so rude and negative. (≖︿≖✿) I doubt a single one of them was older than six.

TF: I haven't tried the other games you mentioned, though

LR: you should try :O Overwatch is super fun

TF: Really (◕△◕✿) What's it like? I see memes and fanart all the time on bubblr, but does it really live up to the hype?

LR: its grossly addictive

LR: and you get matched with people of similar skill so when you first start out you probably wont run into the gross types that play COD because theyre just starting out as well

TF: That sounds great (◕ω◕✿) It'll be nice not to have wrigglers screaming at me to git gud just because I haven't poured my entire existence into the game

TF: Does it run better on hisktop, or should I get it for the game system? (◕△◕✿)

LR: i play it on console but i believe theres a bigger playbase on husktop

LR: i would suggest only getting it on husktop if you have an external mouse

TF: Alright then, husktop it is. (◕‿◕✿)

TF: Eugh, that emote didn't come out well (◕﹏◕✿)

LR: o vo

TF: ⊙v⊙

LR: oh god

TF: ಠ_ಠ I'm suddenly very bad at emotes.

TF: why this

LR: cant always be good at it

LR: what about you, you got any quads youre gogo for?

TF: No, sadly not. (◡︿◡✿) I've had crushes, but they never amounted to anything

TF: On a whim, I signed up for a matchmaking thing just for curiosity's sake, and I got matched with a highblood. ヽ(*・ω・)ﾉ

LR: oh shit highbloods dawg

TF: I'm actually pretty nervous. Looking over his profile, he seems really grumpy and serious. (●﹏●✿)

LR: oh shit x2

LR: good luck

TF: Thanks, I'm gonna need it. ヽ(°ロ°)ﾉ

TF: I had a lot of fun chatting with you! (◕ω◕✿) Unfortunately, I need to get going.

LR: oh sure

LR: lemme know how ya date goes!

TF: Will do, friendo! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ Good luck making it back to your friends and quadmates!

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