#like bits when news drops. but nothing else. idk my brain really wants to muder political figures recently :) im just quirky like that | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

bleuberrygliscor · 1 year

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Last night was session two of my weird dreams where I go through my life being haunted by the ghost of seteven Chowder, who killed himself trying to shame his wife into getting back together (he threatened suicide and accidentally forgot his gun was loaded when she called his bluff).

It's like when you imagine your inner critic being a teenager on COD to infantilize it. But its a grown man throwing slurs at the cheap cigar he can't smoke, on account of being fucking dead.

#rem rambles #Someone should make a shitty webtoon about this.#it has been both the best and worst sleep of my life.#i get to live in a world without the biggest conservative bitch alive. but hes dead and telling me my wardrobe is too queer.#which like. buddy...i am that. so. that's the goal...#I'm waiting for the actual story arc to start. see if this is like a ghost mystery or some shit.#or if its a sitcom where somehow we redeem him by making amends with people or whatever. i just want more ghost slapstick.#if you're wondering- no i havent been consuming alot of political content recently. i don't know where this came from 😓#like bits when news drops. but nothing else. idk my brain really wants to muder political figures recently :) im just quirky like that

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