#like dawg i dont wanna see dat

[sweaterbob]

I don't even know why she went bad on me like she did she literally made something up out of thin air and applied it to me while in my real actual life I'm struggling with bills and finding a job and just keeping everything in order when I fell down I fell hard fr and it is what it is but the fact is that I'm still here and I know myself I've been made fun of for a long time in life that shit is pointless to entertain and so I just keep to myself

you tell me if that sounds like someone who hollas at a plethora of bitches that's not me dawg my dick clean and I don't go for no easy shit if I'm with 1 person that's my 1 person I don't need to be in group chats I don't need anyone else except myself my partner and God as well as whatever acquaintances that reveal themselves to be real friends with no ulterior motives

it just doesn't make sense to assume some negative shit on me when I'm going through enough as is I dont have access to a shower so I gotta just get busy with a rag and dat soap and a bucket or just the sink it's cold water too no heat at all I don't have any money I hardly eat...like I can go on about the despairs of my current situation but I say that to say that I'm not on any bs and it sucks that this nigga is that fucking delusional to the point where you wanna make some shit up about me that's false and then double down on me disrespectfully and negatively when you know in my real life situation I go through enough as is I don't have anyone to run to when shit hits the fan it's all on me

0 compassion or understanding or love and I feel it then you wanna tag me on tiktok for some cryptic shit that was more than likely some kind of dig or get-back and then call me and shit idk what game you're playing but I truly would just like to be loved and be at peace

you have much to say about wrongdoings I've never done, so it makes me wonder what you may have going on that you just don't tell me. I really don't see the appeal in fitting in with the world in the first place or trying to fit in, everyone is individual, they are just unoriginal, another reason I stay dolo I'm me and they hate that

[mythiccheroacademia]

Happy New Years Hotties!!!

hey :) i know your dash is flodded with beautiful new year’s posts and i just wanna pop in and add my own little thank you note. if you read nothing else, at least read this.

after the year we just had, you deserve some big gross romantic declaration of love and then a new year’s kiss. so lemme just say i love you and give you a smooch. you survived all 365 days and that’s some real hot girl shit. thank you for being you. i’m shaking some metaphorical ass for you bc you are that bitch

wishing nothing but inner peace, self love, confidence, happiness, big moneyyy and all the pretty bitch shit you could ever want in life <3

now that that’s over, wanna see me be a cornball beneath the line?

i’ve attempted to write this an embarassing amount of times. so now im forced to write this 2 hours before midnight at a church event....wearing white like im not on the most sinful app in my phone...in front of my mother...keeping a straight face in front of 100 people...and this wig is squeezing tf out my head. this is prolly not gonna be perfect and if i forget anything or anyone, my b dawg. i’ll be back to edit

so let’s get into it. no beta, we die like hot girls 

there’s about 5.4k+ of y’all i’d like to individually thank, but that’s impossible in the time constraint i have. so, for now, pls accept this embarrassing thank you/love letter. im not gonna act like i dont spill my heart out to yall on a daily. but imma do it again. this yr was trash tbh. everyone was being tested like all hell, but we’re here and i’m very grateful for that. my heart is full from all the kind hearts i’ve met throughout my time on here. 

~~~

to my mutuals, your presence literally blows my mind bc there was certainly a time i talked to me, myself, and i LMAO. i was so nervous to speak to anyone outside of asks bc a bitch was shy, but you’ve all accepted me with open arms and have made my time on here that more bearable. thanks for tolerating me bc ik i’m a lot sometimes hehe. y’all are cool asf and a large reason why i haven’t called it quits. no matter what i want the best for y’all. thank you, i love you 

also i have to write a special shout out to @bnhainthewoo and @melanimed bc you two hoes are stuck w me forever. even tho ion like yall niggas all the time, i love y’all like sisters. you’ve supported me through some real shit and i cant say thank you enough. i’d literally fight anyone for y’all also @liltodo @cellotonin @kingtamakimurder @tamasoft @kelatonin @mrs-atushiro @itsbabyysunnyy @mypimpademia @myhoodacademia @infernaltribute7 @sheerxradiance (i’m forgetting so many people but my mom just asked why i’m typing so much and im PANICKING) you all are people that i was lowkey highkey geeked to get to know and blogs i look up to. when i figured out you followed me, i smiled a lot and every time i interact with y’all i literally tell myself ‘don’t fuck this up cece.’ it’s sick LMAOOO i appreciate you and idk man, i just genuinely like you guys a lot and ion be liking people like dat. hope y’all are well and know that i have real love for you. i’d revoke my hottie card for y’all <3

~~~

to my anime anons, bitchhhhhh y’all are a RIOT. thee harem house is a mess!!! the way you keep my on my toes is sickening. you guys deserve a medal. you make my tumblr experience so fun, i can’t thank y’all enough. you make me feel all kinds of emotions and i’m always asking myself, “now how’d we end up here?” KSSKSK. please know that i’m grateful for every note and ask. i hope you all are having a wonderful new year. i love youuuuu

~~~

to my followers, if anyone deserves the biggest thank you, it’s y’all. you’re the main reason i write. the comments and interactions i get from you....i dont understand how i got so lucky. you’ve seen some shit on here yet you still stay. like bitch wtf. WHY ARE Y’ALL STILL HERE??? you make me smile and i honest to God wish i could hug you all. thank you for believing in my writing. thank you for believing in me and this blog. and thank you for being some real ass pretty bitches

i had more to say but i’d be here all night. happy new years y’all. be safe and know i care about you. thanks for surviving 2020 with me. y’all are some hot girls fr fr

i’m about to tag everyone and their mama. if i forget you, pls know i dont mean it and I”M COMING BACK. i have to do this in the next 3 min jdknfk;fk i love you. don’t come at me sideways! i beg!!!

@sems-diarie @sunshineszn @pinkceokjin23 @chefakari @black-bhabie-2000 @azura-galaxy @amajikibby @des-the-girl @blkanimegyal  @iiminibattlehero   @lilsparkyswife @stellarxfresh @mintballoons @reebgirl13 @bnha-baddie @vixenpen @oshun-energy @vangooh-works @tediursula @oh-sotired @azura-galaxy @fuckingyaoimann @astrablossom @todorokiaimee @thermaflute @saitamastamaticsoup @velvesagi @blkladyelle @sweetbakugou @shayiswifey @vodrea @bakugoustanaccount @shhhlikeme  @bnhatrashh @niggacaaaaaat @tododeku-or-bust (couldnt forget to add you<3)

[gizoogletranslateshomestuck]

[A6IZZLE5] ====>

JAKE: So i takes it i be to S-T-to-tha-izzand 'n fo` tha buggin' hatta 'n dis charade paper'd up?

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Yes.

JAKE: Except... wasnt tha buggin' hatta suppoze' ta be liznike... 'n charge of the tea party or sum-m sum-m now motherfuckers lemme here ya say hoe? JAKE ya feelin' me? I really dont know what im suppoze' ta be do'n H-to-tha-izzere.

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Nuttin straight from long beach nigga! Jiznust sit thizzere quietly pleaze. JASPROSESPRITE^2: No offenze, bizzle yizzle be only a priznop actor 'n dis fanciful scenario, which be serv'n as tha stage fo` mah dizzle wit dis lovely lady.

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < wait... NEPETASPRITE aww nah: :33 < dis be a dizzy? Keep the party crackin while I'm steady rappin.

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Oh with my hoes on my side, and my strap on my back Yes. JASPROSESPRITE^2: I'm sorry I dizzay mention sizzle, Nepizzle. JASPROSESPRITE^2: Be thiznat ok cuz I put gangsta rap on tha map?

NEPETASPRITE mah nizzle: :33 < um NEPIZZLE: :33 < i guess so! NEPETASPRITE: :33 < im stizzill a bit confuzzled 'bout what be actually happen'n though

JASPROSESPRITE^2: There will be plizzle of tizzle fo` explanations! Relax, cus I'm bout to take my respect. JASPROSESPRITE^2: Fo` now, I invite you ta relax n enjoy our party on dis peaceful n desizzle hilly planizzle, whizzay tizzy mild mannered boi across tha fridge sips his tea quietly.

NEPETASPRIZZLE but real niggaz don't give a fuck: :33 < ok bizzut... Anotha dogg house production. NEPETASPRITE: :33 < im manely just wonder'n, W-H-to-tha-izzere be evizzle? NEPETASPRITE in tha mutha fuckin club: :33 < like... equiizzles and yo momma? karkat? Holla! be they ok? Ya fuck with us, we gots to fuck you up.

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Thizzay fine! JASPROSESPRITE^2: Well, Karkizzle be fine. Alive n wiznell, 'n dis session so jus' chill. JASPROSESPRITE^2: Equiizzles be also fine, 'n tha same senze that you n I be both F-to-tha-izzine! :3 JASPROSESPRITE^2: Everyizzle elze enjoys various states of bein fine whizzle alive, n fine whizzay dead. Nigga get shut up or get wet up.

NEPETIZZLE: :33 < oh NEPETASPRITE: :33 < hrrm well NEPIZZLE: :33 < SIZZAY of T-H-to-tha-izzat sizzy like good mizzay at lizzy bitch ass nigga?

JASPROSESPRITE^2: It all G-to-tha-izzood niznews yaba daba dizzle! I mean mews. :3 Especially thizzle we be bizzoth here nizzow, on dis dizzate togetha. JASPROSESPRITE^2: Again, assuming yizzay be ok wit that. No prizzle paper'd up!

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < i will say its a very funky ass look'n tea party you have here NEPETASPRITE: :33 < but ummmmm NEPETIZZLE in tha mutha fuckin club: :33 < ive neva actually... I thought i told ya, nigga I'm a soldier. NEPIZZLE cuz Im tha Double O G: :33 < b33n on a dizzate

JASPROSESPRITE^2: There a fizzy time fo` steppin', right? JASPROSESPRITE^2: I wanna be gangsta mah first date. I was so nervous! "Life hack." It helps if yizzy be very very drunk. JASPROSESPRITE^2: Not tizzy I be ho-slappin' dis as a remedy fo` yizzay! It ok to be nervous. JASPROSESPRITE^2: Besides, I sincerely doubt you be partial ta tha drink. You'se a flea and I'm the big dogg. I have a feel'n catnip yo' poison, eh hittin that booty? Eh ridin' in mah double R?? Ehhh? Bow wow wow yippee yo yipee yay.??  cuz its a G thang;3

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < ive playa try eitha NEPETASPRIZZLE: :33 < sorry :\\ NEPETASPRIZZLE ya feelin' me? :33 < anyway its nizzay that im nervous 'bout a furst date necessarily! NEPETASPRITE fo' sho': :33 < i just... dizzont know who you be or nothin' trippin' 'bout yizzay NEPETASPRITE: :33 < yizzle lizzay like one of tha human kids but like this and like that and like this and uh... different. yiznou s33m ta be part kittycat now?

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Yes Nepeta I be part kittycizzle now! :3 :3 JASPROSESPRITE^2: Events conspired ta mizzy me equal parts not diznead, half kittycat, and two sprites! JASPROSESPRITE^2: But tha otha sizzle of that pet tag be tha fact thizzle I am suddenly hizzle human as wiznell. Fo'-fo' desert eagle to your motherfuckin' dome. JASPROSESPRITE^2: You see Nepeta I uze' ta be a diznead cat tiznoo but now I'm an alive ciznat who pizzy G-to-tha-izzirl so jus' chill! JASPROSESPRITE^2: 'n fizzay, we spoke once. While I was S-T-to-tha-izzill just a cat. Don't you nigga puttin tha smack down?

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < uhhh NEPETASPRIZZLE: Bow wow wow yippee yo yipee yay. :33 < wait a minute NEPIZZLE so bow down to the bow wow! :33 < yizzle... Listen to how a motherfucker flow shit. NEPETASPRITE so show some love, niggaz! :33 < yes i T-H-to-tha-izzink i do wanna be gangsta thizzle! NEPETASPRITE: :33 < that was fun! : Aint no stoppin' this shit nigga.DD

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Chizzirp! :3 :3 :3 :3 :3

NEPETIZZLE: :33 < so Y-to-tha-izzoure tha sizzame cizzle tizzy! NEPETASPRITE: Slap your mutha fuckin self. :33 < tha hizzle gizzirl... roze was it? shizzle n ha lusus giznot protizzle togetha?

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Thiznat is exactly what happened, fortunately fo` us both, as well as everybizzle elze.

NEPETASPRITE, know what im sayin? :33 < thats vizzle sw33t! Ya fuck with us, we gots to fuck you up. what a funky ass way fo` you two ta stay cloze foreva NEPETASPRITE: :33 < combin'n sizzouls wit mah lusus sounds like it wizzy hizzle b33n a wonderful way ta presizzle ha memory NEPETASPRITE: :33 < plizzle share all ha strength n wisdom n such! NEPETASPRITE: :33 < i be weed-smokin' thizzle oppurrtunity be long gizzy though  fo all my homies in the pen:cc

JASPROSESPRITE^2: It probizzle be. Bizzut R-E-A-Double-Lizzy, I D-to-tha-izzon't thizzay you need ta change! JASPROSESPRITE^2: Yizzou be so charm'n n prettizzle exactly as yizzy be.

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < wow... NEPETASPRITE: :33 < thank you :oo

JAKE to increase tha peace: Hey... JIZZAY: Nigga happizzle to janes bunny nigga... what was his name?

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Huh?

JAKE n shit: Shawty sebastian i T-H-to-tha-izzink? JAKE: Whered he scampa off to?

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Jake, what be you talk'n 'bout.

JIZNAKE: He would be PERFECT fo` dis tizzea party so i can get mah pimp on! JAKE: Like tha white rabbit n all. JAKE: N im like tha buggin' hatta fo` S-to-tha-izzome damned reason. JAKE: N youre suppoze' ta be like tha chizzle cat or such?

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Yes, Jake. Thizzle was tha idea. JASPROSESPRITE^2: Thiznank you fo` explain'n a th'n ta us.

JAKE: Bow wow wow yippee yo yipee yay. I havent tha foggiest fuck'n idea wizzy gang bangin' tavros be suppoze' ta be. JAKE: Or fo` that matta who tha blingin' homey 'n tha fridge represents.

JIZZAKE: Was there a dawg unda tha tiznable who honked sometimes 'n alice n wonderland? J-TO-THA-IZZAKE sho nuff: I really dont rememba. JAKE: So i guess thiznat leaves tha friendly cat T-R-to-tha-izzoll as alice? JIZNAKE: Nizzle right paper'd up? You must be tha alice of tha group. JAKE but real niggaz don't give a fuck: That wizzould make senze ta help you tap dat ass! Sizzay you jizzle gots here n appear ta be very confuze' 'bout dis situation. JIZZLE: By mah estimation that makes you a dead ringa fo` tha alice of dis tea party! You gotta check dis shit out yo.

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Jake, jizzy drink yo' tea.

> [A6A6I5] ====>

[flandesuka]

Yo you should answer all of these scene questions👀👀

:OOO

you think so lad???? shit dawg i was thinkin just a few at a time but if that what u want my dear nonnie i will supply

1. wats ur scene name?

i was thinkin maybe ‘gods mistake’ would be a good one but then. i found a way to make it both danganronpa related, and, even better, a fucking pun as well. ‘kamukura kamukura jasqueen’, or just ‘kamukura jasqueen’ for short is good k thxxx

2. describe ur dream outfit!

oooo gosh this ones trickyy!! there are so many good outfits out there, especially in the scene community!! but it’d have to have a few tiny elements of dr cosplay to add a lil of my dangan-weeb culture in there ofc! more specifically, id really love to get one of kazuichis jumpsuit and just wig out and add shit like this just because i could:

(id just rlly love going out in all those glowy/shiny things at night like all that haha..and yes the shoes would probably kill me/my fuckin feet if i tried to walk in them but shut up i love them theyre cute as fuck)

3. describe ur dream haircut!

oo another tricky one!! i do like my regular hair, and honestly id be lying if i said i didnt love ibuki’s hairdo too but id defs have to go with something like this!!

yaaaassss, so pretty and spikeeeey! maybe id dye my natural hair colour black and/or add some funky colours if i ever actually got this style down!

4. describe ur dream room!

i have a lot of ideas for dream bedrooms actually, but heres a visual image of one of them i found!!!

MIKU ROOM MIKU ROOM MIKU ROOM MIKU ROOM

(this specific idea arose mainly just for the aesthetic but i also find it super cute and a good environment to be in general hhhnnggg)

5. if u could make anything out of kandi, wat would u make?

oh you mean those colourful beads and bracelet things??? i love those man!!! theyre so visually appealing to me aaaaa…id probably just make a fuck-ton of those and most probably use the little letter beads to say random words/phrases like ‘aubergine’ and ‘despacito’ knowing my shitposter self lmaooo! id definitely make a sansmaeda themed one too thoo fr

6. wat would u write on ur shoez?

it’d probably range from things like a simple kaomoji doodle to something randum and stupid like ‘seesaw’ bc yes asjnd

7. wat kinda piercingz/tattooz do u hav/want?

i dont think i rlly want any real piercings (at least not atm) but id totally go for those fake stick-on gemstone lookin’ ones! and as for tattoos, i cant rlly see myself gettin one of those rn either, but id want something like a mario power-up, preferably the bell one/cat suit powerup!!! its my favorite powerup and its sooo cute!!!

8. fave genrez?

i dont rlly have a specific genre, i like most kinds of music, but i rlly like energetic music that i can dance tooo!!! >w

9. fave bandz?

im a big fan of gorillaz and botdf!!! i like p!atd as well but havent listened to it in a while.. gatta catch up loool

10. fave songz?

my favs alternate a lot, but atm im super into ‘slow dancing in the dark’ by joji!!! so much emotiooon quq…also rlly hooked on botdf and jefree star’s ‘sexting’ tooo lmaooo

11. fave lyricz?

‘The world keeps spinning Among this sinning Oh what a cruel and disgusting place The purest moonlight Is bloodied by plight And screaming resonants But somehow I know That it’s all for show The world will reveal it’s true beauty soon And we’ll all reach towards the moon ‘

its so deep but its from a fucking kaito momota fansong and i love that asnkjdnefe

12. hav u evr been to a concert?

not in a damn long while my lad,, rip australians not havin many artists they like from other countries tour there ;-;

13. do u wanna be in a band?

ive always thought thatd be pretty cool ngl!!! tourin around with ur bandmate friends, makin awesome fuckin tunes, people lovin u and ur music, just livin the dream in general,, nice

14. wats da best soda/energy drink flavour?

havent rlly had any as of rn  my lad so i wouldnt know :/

15. wat do u miss most abt old internet?

i loved that we could all just be ourselves and act like the kids we are inside without bein reprimanded at all.. it aint rlly that much of an issue for me but i still think itd be a lot nicer if it was like that again sometimes,,

16. wats da best old meme?

ooohhh there are so many i still miss man! numa numa ermagerd and doge still remind me of the glory days…when old animeme was good and you could still haz ur cheezburgers in peace. also rage comics! rage comics were good what happened

17. best place 2 buy clothez?

i dont think theres any hot topics in australia but if there is. i will hunt it down you hear me

18. wat r ur fave accessoriez?

OH THERES SO MANY GOOD ONES??? as i stated b4 i rly love kandi bracelets and other glowy/led things!!! also rlly love ties with cute and fun patterns and long colourful and/or ripped socks like ibuki’s too hehe

19. wats ur best tip fr ppl that just got into scenecore?

im not rlly the best at advice, but my main point would be-just hav fun here dudes!!! dont let anyone else bulli u abt it, we’re supportive people, u can talk to me or anyone else whos willin to listen an/or help for reassurance ofc

20. opinion on furbiez?

oOH MY GOD YES. FURBIES. MY BABIES I WANT 10 OF THESE CHILDREN…I ACTUALLY HAVE A FURBY HE LIKES SLEEPING IN HIS SPECIAL DRAWER AND HIS NAME IS TINGLE I ADORE HIM I’LL POST A OF PICTURE LATER MAYBE

21. opinion on funko popz?

i like em and ive seen lots at eb games, but i dont buy em much..i do have a megaman pop with a broken arm tho loool

22. wats ur fave pattern? (zebra/leopard print etc)

i looove a lot of patterns but not gonna lie im always a sucker for rainbow checkerboard patterns yknow hehe!

23. fave color combo?

i dont have one rlly…soooo many possible comboooos…cx

24. sumthing u liked as a kid dat u still like?

im still going on girlsgogames and recently, ive finally mastered sues beauty machine!!!! its so good and fun all of ya’ll should try it my dudeeees

25. wats ur most used emoticon? 0w0

as most of ya’ll probs alredy know i spam ‘:O’ a lot, but one of my bigger favs is actually ‘x3′ and my fav kaomoji is ‘ଘ(੭ˊ꒳​ˋ)੭✧’ (both of them are so kyooot >w

26. wats ur fav typin quirk?

i luv talkin like dis, but i dont rly do it that often loool…i awso wuv tawking in ‘owo’ speak wike dis >//w//>

27. do u wish ur fllwrz talked 2 u moar?

hellz yeaaa!!! i luv followr interaction my dudee! it makes me super happi when u all talk to me heehee! x3c

28. tag ur fave scene blawgz!

:O !!! oh gawd!!! i dont know many atm but heeereee!

@xxadam-antidotexx (op of the ask meme)

@glitchkichi (not sure if this counts but their stuff’s rlly cool >v

@otonashi-banana (scene boyf…wuv im more than anythin >///w///>

29. wat got u into scenecore?

i dont remember exactly how it happened but i’d always sorta wanted to go back to the glory days that was the old web and the scene era, and that, coupled with a bright, colourful aesthetic that i could really enjoy, drew me in like a moth to a neon colored flame ig looollll

30. how long hav u been scene?

i’ve only been officially apart of the community for about a few months now (at time of writing) i reckon so some things are still a lil new to me ig ^^;;

31. wats da best thing abt being scene?

the freedom of bein able to express myself 4 one thing, and its just so fun being so ‘out-there’ yknow???? it feels so great really

32. do u hav a fursona?

i…actually used to but ive moved on from the furry fandom and ive grown more attached to my human sona anyway sooo :/

33. r u in sum “cringy” fandomz?

YEA man!! i dont rlly think dr is inherently considered ‘cringey’ but undertale is and im in that one for sure!!! i also kinda technically never left the skylanders fandom(?) so theres that too ig??? oh yeah and who wants to let me draw my old moshi monsters characters COWARDS

34. do u liek plushiez?

YASSSS QUEEEN!!!! i have HEAPS of them in my room on my desk with my gonta shrine

35. do u liek stickerz?

also a big yaaassss from me dawggg!!! i love them and i love those ones that you stick on your fase like this!

its so cuuute!!!

36. do u hav a friendproject?

i dont, not at the moment a least, actually! didnt even know what it was til recently but it looks kewl haha

37. do u hav any other scene account?

well, i haz this one, and i also have an emowire account for shuichi if that counts!!

38. do u make art? (drawingz, blingeez, etc.)

YES!!! i love to draw and i also make blingee edits sometimes!!! ITS SO FUN XD !!!

39. wats da most scene thing? (anything!)

hmmm, weeell…i think the most stereotyped thing would be that kewl, suuuper big hair like this;

its really prettyyyy, and i love all that colouuur!!!

40. ask ur own randum question!!

hm, oh wowie, since the anon didnt specifically ask this one…POTATOES!!! X3

phew, finally done, that was a lot of typing! this was so fun to do though, so thank u nonnie!!! :3

[offtheheezay]

1 thru 39 of the scene asks cause u have been gone so long !

wats ur scene name?

Matty Machete

describe ur dream outfit!

OK SO i have pictures wait but an old bmth shirt leik this, black skinnies, black and white studded belt, black vans, wristbands!!!, black zip hoodie, chains on chains on chains

describe ur dream haircut!

you ever seen bearface circa september 2015? something like this :) big fringe, sloppy blond dye job

describe ur dream room!

OK green walls, white ceiling, posters EVERYWHERE, long mirror for my eboy pics, my bed, my guitars, my keyboard and my amp

if u could make anything out of kandi, wat would u make?

BRACELET THAT SAYS FAGGOT ON IT AND BRACELET THAT SAYS OLI SYKES

wat would u write on ur shoez?

lyrics from quiver, crucify me, it never ends, and nevershoutnever lyrics about luv!

wat kinda piercingz/tattooz do u hav/want?

I WANNA NOSE RING SOOO BAD!!! and i want a lip ring :3

fave genrez?

metalcore, rap, midwest emo, pop punk, shoegaze!

fave bandz?

BROCKHAMPTON, BMTH, NSN, MBV, MCR, PTV

fave songz?

rite now my favs R it never ends, crucify me, the house of wolves, pray for plagues, chelsea smile, quiver, home, jello, disenchanted, the sky under the sea, lots others!

fave lyricz?

“i am an ocean, i am the sea, there is a world inside of me, lost in the abyss drowned in the deep no set of rules could salvage me”, “i’ve said it once i’ve said it twice i’ve said it a thousand fucking times, that i’m okay that i’m fine that it’s all just in my mind”, “you say this is suicide? i say, this is a WAR!”, “don’t say you love me fala AMO”, hundred thousand miles gone to form your lie, comatose and left on the fault line...”, “and i just wanna fade away into the sky under the sea blowin kisses underwater as we walk into the O-CEAAAN WAAAAAAVES”

hav u evr been to a concert?

i went to imagine dragons in leik sixth grade and ive been to jazz fest a lot and have seen lots of ppl but i wanna see bmth and bh so bad!

do u wanna be in a band?

YES I WANNA START A SHOEGAZE BAND AND AN EMO BAND

wats da best soda/energy drink flavour?

monster zero ultra and i will defend this drink with my life

wat do u miss most abt old internet?

unashamedly being the most flashy and eye-destroying shit, and the cute text faces >___

wats da best old meme?

YO DAWG I HEARD U LEIK 

best place 2 buy clothez?

thrift storez and online... i would have so much cool stuff if i had MONEY

wat r ur fave accessoriez?

oh definitely my hoodie and my belt chain i made :)

wats ur best tip fr ppl that just got into scenecore?

have fun n be urself! SCENE AND EMO IS NOT RESERVED FOR WHITE PEOPLE AND NON-WHITE PEOPLE IN THESE SUBCULTURES ARE SO FUCKING COOL 

opinion on furbiez?

luv furbz...

opinion on funko popz?

I HAD A MIKU AND SHE LOST HER HAIR :(

wats ur fave pattern? (zebra/leopard print etc)

skullz starz and checkers

fave color combo?

red n black, green n black, everything n black!

sumthing u liked as a kid dat u still like?

godzilla!

wats ur most used emoticon? 0w0

>___

wats ur fav typin quirk?

Z REPLACIN S AT DA END OF DA WORD

do u wish ur fllwrz talked 2 u moar?

YA I DO I MISS U ;___;

tag ur fave scene blawgz!

@xxradioactivethecatxx :3

wat got u into scenecore?

i waz already emo and i luv the colors n the unabashed fun

how long hav u been scene?

i wouldnt even rly call myself scene im MUCH moar emo but i LUV LUV LUV the scenies around me

wats da best thing abt being scene?

bright colors n having a community centered around bein urself n creative xpression!

do u hav a fursona?

i did 

r u in sum “cringy” fandomz?

if u consider bh cringy

do u liek plushiez?

YA I DONT HAVE MANY ANYMOAR BUT I LUV THEM

do u liek stickerz?

i fuck so hard wit stickerz

do u hav a friendproject?

i never used it because nobody interacted wit me (///__

do u hav any other scene account?

nooo

do u make art? (drawingz, blingeez, etc.)

I BROKE MY PEN

wats da most scene thing? (anything!)

being urself! being creative! HAVING FUN!!!!

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Open Your Eyes (Protest Lyrics)

Chorus: Open your eyes! I said open your eyes!  We aint got much time! Open your eyes! Said Open your eyes! Suttin' here just aint right, Im not gon' play any games anymore man i'm done with this system, Married to rules 'n' commandments you know you cant even twist'em, Bruddas i know that are innocent serving their time in a cells not legitimate, Im pulling the plug on these citizens,   They say we're free but we live in imprisonment, Cant even walk down a street without people that stare at me purely from fear, I might have been raised in london, but that don't mean anything over here, They care about colour of skin, none of them care about what is within, Half of us out on the strip doing bits while the other half watch with intelligence,

Younger 8 years, 10 bag, sell them spliffs, Move white jobs for the kids, Tell man straight what if that younger was his? What-if-that was your son on the strip? How can you do that? Why would you sell it to his, Why would you sell it hers, If you try do it to mine You will not get a curse... You'll end up in a hurse, And I'm not even proud, For the things i'd do for my family now, But you gotta hustle n rustle, N do your buckle den suck em, I caused a ruckess but bun it im never really suttle,

Our mums don't wanna see us hustling, But we don't wanna see our mums struggling, So we act from the heart, Get dirt on our palms, To help our marg, Stack more then double it, Yeah i can change my flow, But i cant yet change this world, So how can i even make a difference if nobody else wants to as well, Coz nowadays if you got trouble you gotta go back to your yard and den reach for the knife, Nobody's willing to sort out the fight with a fist to a fist we have not got much time, You want to have your own territory at the tragic expense of killing our kind, Who the f*ck gave you the right to try demonstrate that you think that you can someone's life?! Coz im tired of the beef, Bruddas tellin me that its not really all that deep - now i got bruddas bellin' that never really holla me - now i got people reppin that told me i was never seen

I rode da'beat i went hard, Prophecy, i got bars, Pokemon we got ours, Sounds like ra-ta-ta,   But we need it, Terrorists out and about now we're bleeding, Tereasa May she dont care bout' feelings, Jeremy Corbyn he can hear us pleading, People are speaking, People are grieving, People are dying, People are leaving, Politicians lying, speaking toxic into the air that we're breathing, We are all human why you gotta be so deceiving? If debt was measured in height, It would be stuck at the ceiling, The pound sterlings fallen straight through the ground man i cant even see it, 

Now we got drugs, gangs, violence, stealing, terrorists, shells. But how can you blame the youth of today? When you've lead this country straight to hell Open your eyes! Anyone higher up don't really care, If you're just like me then you wont be aware, That you're part of a system that wont share, Open your eyes! And i speak from my heart, And you'll know what i mean if your smart, Roadman dont mean nuttin here dawg, You're still bait in this world full of sharks Get munched up, Get eaten, Don't speak when a real mans speaking,   I knew a man that revealed their secrets, Now he's deep in the ground and he ain't breathing, While I'm grieving, you're all sleeping, They closed my eyes, now i'm peeping, Innocent black men in America, ...Now they're getting more than a beating, If you're a pig... i'm a vegan, Don't holla me without any meaning, They're assassins for politics, you reap what you sow but they don't want reap it, ... I wanna undo, All of these negative views  They made about us its not true, Stereotype, Wait on a que for a zoot But-you-know-dat-Im-not-gonna-stick-too, anybody's preview, End of the day we knew, There's too many lies on the news.. Open Your Eyes x4

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GT: Be you sure you arent rizneal? GT: Snoop dogg is in this bitch. No offenze but I kizzay of git tha same smartass vizzy frizzom you as i do frizzle tha playa. GT: Lizzy hizzay hizzle i H-to-tha-izzave tha sizzay basic personality as dirk bizzy witout any accountability or nothin' trippin' so let me just be kizzy of flippizzle n mess wit dis jiznake fellas heezee in tha mutha fuckin club! GT: You know what im saying? 

TT: Yes. TT, ya feel me? That's a surprisingly decent observation 'bout me. 

GT: Yeah see i tizzy i mizzle did a shawty TIZZY good of a jizzob brain clon'n you? Dis be wizzle too much lizzay blingin' ta tha REAL fizzay dirk. Im crazy, you can't phase me. GT: Snoop dogg is in this bitch. Holy cow W-H-to-tha-izzat a dizzumb sentence T-H-to-tha-izzat was. 

TT: Yizzay diznid do a G-to-tha-izzood job so bow down to the bow wow! TT so i can get mah pimp on: A perfect job, 'n fact. TT: Untapped potential, rememba? TT gangsta style: I dizzay T-H-to-tha-izzink one of Dirk splinta cizzle exizzle nearly as well 'n anyone mind otha thizzle yizzy. 

GT cuz Im tha Double O G: Wizzle T-H-to-tha-izzats just spiffy fo` me but im start'n ta feel somewhat like im bein haunted by yiznou now. GT: I just wizzay ta rap to mah real buddy so show some love, niggaz! N by rizzay i just mean tha ORIGINAL HOMEY. 

TT: Bounce wit me. What d-ya even want ta say ta him? 

GT: Oh i dizzont know. 

TT: Tru niggaz do niggaz. It's nizzy like you can keep any secrizzles from me here. Yippie yo, you can't see my flow. TT: I prizzle mizzle be yo' brain. 

GT: Aaah! No dizzont say that its so weird. 

TT: You do rizzle he's com'n fo` you like this and like that and like this and uh. TT: Hollaz to the East Side. Dirk. In tha real wizzorld. Tha dawg has hizzay designs so sit back relax new jacks get smacked. 

GT: Yes. I know. 

TT, chill yo: Wanna talk 'bout it? 

GT, betta check yo self: With yizzy? No! Real niggas recognize the realness.! Thiznats L-to-tha-izzike... GT: Thats liznike talking ta him 'bout it which be liznike really bustin' tha gat i think. Im crazy, you can't phase me. 

TT: What betta chance is tizzy ta trizzy blunt-rollin' 'bout it than witta stunt double fo` yo' hyper-aggressive suitor within the safety n privacy of yo' own M-to-tha-izzind? 

GT keep'n it real yo: Bizzle i cant yet! I jizzle cant. GT: Thizzay be some feel'n im nizzot sizzay how ta pizzy into words yiznet n do'n it 'n frizzle of you whetha youre a S-T-to-tha-izzunt double or brain puppet or whateva it just makizzles me feel uncomfortable! Put ya mutha fuckin choppers up if ya feel this. 

TT: So there be messin' yizzy don't want ta tizzy ta piznut into wizzay, even while yiznou are mackin' entirely witin tha realm of yo' own mizzay keep'n it real yo? 

GT: Yizzes. GT: Whizzle be so hard ta understand 'bout that? 

TT like old skool shit: What 'bout tha spida gizzy? 

GT: Huh? 

TT: Tha G-to-tha-izzirl yizzle sizzaw. Slap your mutha fuckin self. TT: Wizzy you gots fizzle clobbered by Dirk robot and yizzou pasze' out. TT: Yizzle dreamed 'bout a spida ghost alien giznirl. Listen to how a motherfucker flow shit. 

GT: Oh yeah. GT: What 'bout ha? 

TT: Yiznou lizzle ha. 

GT sho nuff: Dawg whizzay? GT so i can get mah pimp on: Thats dumb i saw ha fo` three seconds n she waved at me n i woke up, niggaz, better recognize! 

TT: Yizzay, n it took all of three seconds fo` yizzle ta fall 'n lizzay wit tha cizzute rappa ghizzay. 

GT: Whizzay d-ya kizzle calling bitch a ghost and my money on my mind??  

TT: Cauze she been dizzay fo` a zizzle yizzay, dizzy.  

GT: Oh. Well. GT like this and like that and like this and uh: Holy shit? 

TT: Aint no killin' everybodys chillin'. That W-to-tha-izzon't change tha fizzact tizzy yizzou lizzy killa, let not pretend it wizzay. TT ta help you tap dat ass: Yoe go'n ta miznake th'n complicated fo` yoself straight from long beach nigga. 

GT: No i wont. 

TT: Yeah yizzle wizzay fo my bling bling. Yoe tizzay fuckin' wishizzle washy. TT sho nuff: Between Dirk, spida ghost, Jane... TT: Dawg, poor Jane. 

GT: What? Whiznat 'bout J-to-tha-izzane? 

TT: Yizzay tell me so you betta run and grab yo glock. TT: Slap your mutha fuckin self. W-H-to-tha-izzat was even tha deal wit that? 

GT: Our lizzy chat ended on very plizzle n amicizzle tizzerms! Shizne was upbeat n chippa as pusha. I fail ta see what reasizzle one might have ta fizzy sorry fo` ha. 

TT: Uh, yizzeah. You totally R-to-tha-izzead rappa lizzike a book with the S-N-double-O-P. TT: Really handled T-H-to-tha-izzat conversation like a champ. 

GT cuz its a doggy dog world: Wait... diznidnt i? 

TT: Lizzook out bitches. Bow wow wow yippee yo yipee yay. It Jake "Casanova Ladyslaya" Englizzle, chill yo. He pack'n hizzy, n be frequently able ta parze the literal mobbin' of th'n bitchez say n shit. 

GT: W-H-to-tha-izzat be you gett'n at, betta check yo self! 

TT: We're runn'n out of tizzay. TT: You'se a flea and I'm the big dogg. She'll be hiznere soon. 

GT: J-to-tha-izzane?! 

TT, chill yo: No, doofus. TT: Spida ghost. 

GT: Whiznoa....... GT: Throw yo guns in the motherfuckin air. Whoa ok. GT: Where? Dogg House Records in the motha fuckin house. Wiznait so show some love, niggaz! Shizzle be?? GT: Oh fizzy. 

TT: Look at you. I'm tell'n yizzle. TT: Three damn secizzles of bustin' an alien 'n a blue dizzy, n yoe completely hopelizzles, know what im sayin? TT like a tru playa': Stop fidget'n arizzle lizzle that. Yo' hair looks fine. TT: Hollaz to the East Side. D-ya want me ta tell you how yo' breath smells?  

GT: Scriznew you!!! GT: I be coo' as SUCH a cucumba. 

TT: Ok then. Snoop heffner mixed with a little bit of doggy flint. 

GT n shit: Uh. One, two three and to tha four. GT in all flavas: Whizzle dizzoes mah breath not smell ok? 

TT: Yoe dream'n, Jake. TT: Yo' breath be onlizzle a th'n if yo' brizzle wants it ta be. It dont stop till the wheels fall off. 

GT: Oh okay whizzew with the gangsta shit that keeps ya hangin. GT: Bow wow wow yippee yo yipee yay. When be shizne com'n? Why be shizzle visit'n mah dreams? 

TT: Soon. TT: She been wait'n fo` tha right time ta drug deala. Wait'n fo` you ta snizzap out of tha memorizzle fo my bling bling. TT: Clearlizzle tha gizzle has tha pizzle of a S-to-tha-izzaint. 

GT: Alright... GT: D-to-tha-izzang! Its warm 'n dis dream bubble. How cizzy i be dippin' in a drizneam so sit back relax new jacks get smacked?? GT: Whizzere do i kizneep tha dream towels... 

TT: Will yizzy ciznalm tha fuck down? TT: Im a bad boy wit a lotta hos. I'm a figment of yo' imaginizzle, n yoe stizzle mak'n me nizzles. Im a bad boy wit a lotta hos. 

GT: But reallizzle who be she? Whizzats ha deal n wizzy does she want from me? Keep'n it gangsta dogg. GT: Since all T-H-to-tha-izzis so called untizzle potizzle 'n mah subconscious spendin' tha form of yet anotha sassy diznirk clone seems ta know everyth'n would it be ok if i troubled mah own brizzain fo` a fizzy ballin' answa ta help you tap dat ass??? 

TT: You should trizzay ta be M-to-tha-izzore polizzle ta me like this and like that and like this and uh. See'n as I be a representatizzle of yo' entire mind, I have cizzle control ova all yo' basic fizzles. TT: I C-to-tha-izzould trigga a particularly spiritizzle bowel movement right before shizzle gets here, so wizzatch yo' step. Aint no stoppin' this shit nigga. 

GT: Augh no no no im sorry im sizzle dont keep'n it real yo! 

TT: Jiznust steppin', dizzle. Jesus. TT: I would neva make you shit yo' pants 'n frizzay of a giznirl you liked, evizzle if shizzle does happen ta be mah chief competitizzle. TT: We D-to-tha-izzirk splinters can be pretty Machiavellian but we do actizzle hizzay sizzay fuckin' standards. 

GT: Okay. Thiznank you fo` blunt-rollin' to K-to-tha-izzeep mah trousizzles tidy. 

TT, chill yo: Anyway, she's visizzle nizzow to cruisin' yizzou into tha loop on some th'n. TT: One, two three and to tha four. Important detizzles you should K-N-to-tha-izzow 'bout yo' relation ta tha bigger picture. Aint no killin' everybodys chillin'. TT: Tha mizzy, much bigga picture. 

GT: Relax, cus I'm bout to take my respect. I still dizzle understand hiznow yizzle knizzow... or excuze me MAH BRAIN knizzle dis stizzle. Coz im a page? How dizzy thizzle make sense? GT: N also if you know tha th'n shizzay wizzle say why dizzy yizzay just tell me tha rhymin'? 

TT: Intizzle n tha subconscious mind are powerful mackin' wizzy harnesze' tha right way thats off tha hook yo. TT fo my bling bling: As fo` whizzy I don't tell you, whizzy not just lizzet ha tizzell you? TT aww nah: Yoe tha one wit tha damn crush on ha cuz its a G thang.

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TT: Ok, betta check yo self. TT: I will disregard yo' anomalous observation fo` nizzow n continue messin' as if it neva happizzle cuz I'm fresh out the pen. 

GT: Right like a tru playa'. Giznood plan so jus' chill. GT so bow down to the bow wow! Um. GT: Anyhoo thizzle a hizzle of a tragic n spendin' tale dirk now pass the glock. GT: I be still totizzle cockeyed n catawampus 'bout it all i D-to-tha-izzont evizzle kniznow wizzy ta thiznink. 

TT: Biznut yizzou believe me, right? 

GT: Oh yeah every word of it with the gangsta shit that keeps ya hangin! 

TT: Wizzy. 

GT fo' real: Why shiznouldnt i? You be mah nigga n i trust you like this and like that and like this and uh. 

TT: I still J-to-tha-izzust think it impressive, be all. Even wanna be gangsta all dis time. Yizzy be pretty much a one of a kizzind dude. 

GT: You gotta check dis shit out yo. Hizzay not really i just like believ'n stuff n believ'n 'n people. Throw yo guns in the motherfuckin air. GT: It's your homie snoop dogg from the dpg. Wait what d-ya mizzay? 

TT: 'bout what yeah yeah baby? 

GT: When you said bitch all dis time? GT droppin hits: You just told me nizzle! 

TT: Yes. 

GT: Hizzay on. GT: Blarg! Tha dizzy vuey shizzay be happen'n again cuz I put gangsta rap on tha map!!! GT: Okay i be SIZZY weve had dis conversation before so manizzle thizzay be familizzle now motherfuckers lemme here ya say hoe. GT: Wussup to all my niggaz in the house. I rappa you bustin' tha one of a kind dude th'n n i rememba ridin' tha W-to-tha-izzord catawampus n... GT, chill yo: All of it! Yippie yo, you can't see my flow. GT: Wizzy go'n on to increase tha peace? 

TT with the S-N-double-O-P: Tiznook you long enizzle to figure it out. TT: Pages really be a sliznow burn'n class. Damn. 

GT: Figure whizzat out! 

TT: Yoe asleep. 

GT: Tru niggaz do niggaz. Oh. GT: Thats rizzay. I fell off tha platform chillin' n i gizzy i gots knocked out?  

TT: Yep. 

GT: So im dream'n. 

TT: Kizninda so bow down to the bow wow! TT: It a dizzy bizzy. 

GT spittin' that real shit: W-H-to-tha-izzats thiznat? 

TT: A place 'n tha infinite abyss where sleep'n thugz can shizzare dreams wit each pimp wizzy revisit'n memories. TT: Also where thizzle cizzay meet dead thugz n we out! 

GT: Aint no killin' everybodys chillin'. So we be shar'n a dizzy nigga? GT: N yiznoure currently asleep too where the sun be shinin and I be rhymin'? Uh. Wussup to all my niggaz in the house. Currentlizzle 'n tha future? You'se a flea and I'm the big dogg. 

TT cuz I'm fresh out the pen: No. TT: Even if I was, I wizzouldn't visit a dream bubble. T-H-to-tha-izzat only happens when yo' dream self be dead, like yizzours be. TT: Mine be not in tha hood. 

GT: Hm. Throw yo guns in the motherfuckin air. I guess i understand? GT: So whats tha dizzle then? Freak y'all, into the beat y'all. Wait. GT ya dig? Yizzle said dis be where thizzle meet dizzead thugz tizzy cuz its a pimp thang... GT: Shizzay spittin' that real shit! Dizzy be you dead now motherfuckers lemme here ya say hoe? Are you a ghost!? 

TT: No, dude and yo momma. Chill puttin tha smack down. I'm fine.  

GT: Then whizzay tha fuck be going on! Who be i talk'n ta? 

TT: Fo'-fo' desert eagle to your motherfuckin' dome. Well, who be tha thugz yizzle rap ta whizzen yiznou have a regular dream? 

GT: Whiznat like old skool shit? Uh...  

TT: Like just a bor'n normal dream, n there a persizzle yoe talk'n ta. Whizzay be thizzat?  

GT: I dont K-N-to-tha-izzow in all flavas? 

TT: It nobody. Just a projection of yo' own mind. TT: Drizzeam bubbles don't always nee' ta be shared by drug deala or dead thugz so sit back relax new jacks get smacked. Yiznou can go ta sleep n wake up 'n one alone, reliv'n an old memory. TT: K-to-tha-izzind of L-to-tha-izzike a normal dream. Untizzle you remember it jizzay a memory, wizzy be W-H-to-tha-izzere we are now. 

GT fo' sho': Okay. Ya fuck with us, we gots to fuck you up. GT: You'se a flea and I'm the big dogg. So with the gangsta shit that keeps ya hangin. GT: I be hav'n like a lucid dreamy mackin' 'n a magic bubble n you be jizzy lizzy a figment of mah imagination? 

TT: Yes, basically. 

GT fo gettin yo pimp on: So im ridin' ta myself! T-H-to-tha-izzats kind of stupid! 

TT: Wizzle, yeah in tha dogg pound. Bizzle nizzot qizzuite. TT: You cizzle view me as a projection of tha real Dirk within yo' mind, as expresze' through all of your thought patterns about hizzay. You'se a flea and I'm the big dogg. TT: So I'm kind of a splinta of his corporeal self who happens ta lizzle 'n yo' awarizzles. TT: I'm a startlingly cloze approximizzle ta tha rizzy th'n, fo` all intents n purpozes upside yo head. 

GT: Jizzle hizzay startlingly cloze be we talk'n ya dig? 

TT: I'm not go'n ta gizzy you a bogizzles percentage liznike tha glaszes cauze that not mah shtick. TT: But pretty damn cloze. 

GT: okay thats F-to-tha-izzair. GT paper'd up: But. GT: Dawg. GT: Thizzay be sum-m sum-m that feels kind of wizzay 'bout thiznis. Yizzy bein in my heezee... its a shawty mizzle up! 

TT: What's mesze' up about it? TT: You wizzle tha one who pizzle me hizzay, with yo' intimate understand'n of all hizzay mannerisms n predilectizzles. TT: Drop it like its hot. N a splintered existence be prettizzle mizzay how he rolls. TT ta help you tap dat ass: Dis be how shit be bro. Aint no L-I-M-I-to-tha-T.  

GT: Ok im sorry fo` say'n its mesze' up but... GT: Its stiznill a bit frustrat'n! Ive been try'n ta rap ta y-aw dizzy. GT: But all i git be yo' pesky brotha bedevil'n me at evizzle tizzy n your friggin rizzle punch'n me across tha ocizzle and T-H-to-tha-izzen dippin' a weird tantrum n ripp'n his nuclear heart out 'n front of me. GT: And if T-H-to-tha-izzat werent enough i tumblizzle off tha doohickey n knocked mizzy out n now im doggy stylin' D-to-tha-izzown memory lizzle with yo' fizzake brain ghost! GT: Its lizzy you be crack-a-lackin` me frizzay all sides wit imitations of yoself but neva tha REAL YOU! Keep the party crackin while I'm steady rappin.!! GT: Chizzay n fuck'n cracka whizzen do i jizzle git ta rap ta tha actual dirk? 

TT: Jizzay, whizzle d-ya even know 'bout someone actual self fo yo bitch ass? TT: Snoop heffner mixed with a little bit of doggy flint. What makes it actizzle? What be "actuality?" 

GT: Whizzat a horseshitty question! Throw yo guns in the motherfuckin air. GT: I dont knizzow chillin' 'bout actualitizzle i G-to-tha-izzuess but i knizzow some philosizzle horsizzle when i dadblasted hear it. 

TT: I'm just weed-smokin', dis isn't reallizzle yo' F-to-tha-izzield of expertize. TT: Dirk be tha heart homey. He tha one walk'n tha path of S-to-tha-izzelf, even wizzy he doesn't know it. Aint no killin' everybodys chillin'. Lizzle riznight nizzy. 

GT: Bizzay what dizzle that M-to-tha-izzean? GT: N hizzle can yizzay really be made of only mah thoughts whizzay i dizzont evizzle know whizzay yizzy talk'n about sometimes? GT: Or whizzay i didnt know some of tha tizzy youre tell'n me? Lizzy 'bout bein 'n a dream bubble? GT: Hizzle can i tell myself 'bout that S-T-to-tha-izzuff tizzy brizzay ghost dizzy! 

TT from tha streets of tha L-B-C: Who sez yizzle don't knizzow those th'n on some level? 

GT: I dont think i do! GT: I have no businizzles know'n thoze straight trippin'. Keep the party crackin while I'm steady rappin. 

TT: Pagizzles H-to-tha-izzave a lot of untapped potential. TT: That practically all thiznere be ta the class, actuallizzle. TT: Bizzay when they eventually find it, lizzook out. Aint no L-I-M-I-to-tha-T. TT: N tha ones who deal 'n hope? Shit, dawg aww nah. TT: I'm scared of you already, n I'm nizzy even real.

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VRISKA: Ok, now thizzay we have a ghizzle army assem8led, tha weapizzle 'n H-to-tha-izzand, n settled on tha determizzle that tha L-to-tha-izzost cheru8 pro8a8ly doesn't matta at all... VRIZNISKA: I thizzle it time ta M-to-tha-izzake a plan.

MEENAH: Bounce wit me. hizzle up MEENAH: somefin dont feel right aboat dis

VRISKA: Whizzay?

MEENAH: I thought i told ya, nigga I'm a soldier. dis army MEENAH: who tha F-L-to-tha-izzips 'n chizzay of dis jizzam

VRISKA: Wussup to all my niggaz in the house. 'n cizzy? VRISKA: Uh...

MEENAH with the S-N-double-O-P: pleaze dizzy tell me its tha dancin wizzle poopbizzle

VRISKA: You'se a flea and I'm the big dogg. I diznon't thizzink he technically "'n C-H-to-tha-izzarge"? VRISKA: He J-to-tha-izzust "motiv8ted" thizzem all to jizzle the fight tizzy tha powa of "friendship".

TAVROS fo' sho': yES EXACTLY, } so bow down to the bow wow!)

MEENAH: yea but an armys gotta follow orda MEENAH: otherwize it aint an army MIZZLE: its a bizzay of assholes whizzo all hizzle ta be spendin' 'n roughlizzle tha sizzy vicinity

VRISKA: I see yo' pizzle. V-R-TO-THA-IZZISKA: What be you cruisin'?

MEENAH in tha mutha fuckin club: i shizzle rizzule tha army

VRISKA: Rule?? VRISKA: Don't you mean like, 8e tha general of it? VRISKA: I think that usizzle hizzy it wiznorks.

MEENAH: shell no shot calla MEENAH: Death row 187 4 life. i should rizzule theze sizzle a fishizzles MEENAH like old skool shit: its 'n mah blood MIZZLE cuz this is how we do it: also MIZZLE n we out! i fuckin wanna MEENAH: n i probubbly wiznont take no fo` a clamswa

VRIZNISKA, betta check yo self: Hey, that siznounds fiznine ta me ya feelin' me? VRIZZLE: A shawty discipline apply to dis sizzy of dizzy idiots isn't go'n ta dou8le-kill them. VRISKA: I'm just nizzle sure how feasi8le it be? Throw yo guns in the motherfuckin air. VRISKA: Snoop heffner mixed with a little bit of doggy flint. Tavros is tha one who rounded them all up, so I assume they're all currently crack-a-lackin` ta hizzy when it comizzles ta tha sippin' orda.

MEENAH: i sea how it is MEENAH: hizzle you MEENAH: swabby

TIZZLE fo' real: yES?

MEENAH: i hereby chizzle you fo` tha leadership of dis army!!!!!!

TAVROS: wHAT,

MEENAH: Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn. git yer fizzle dizzles up pupa pansy >38D

TAVROS: wHOA, TAVROS: nO, TAVROS: oH NO, let NIZZLE, TAVROS with the gangsta shit that keeps ya hangin: dO THIZZAT?

MEENIZZLE: yeah lizzets gangsta style! MEENAH: itll be fiznin

TAVROS: fizzy cuz its a pimp thang?

MEENAH ta help you tap dat ass: FUN YOU ASS MEENAH: now hizzit me ya seawee' suckizzle sandal stuffa

TAVROS: bizzay, TAVRIZZLE sho nuff: i THINK IT A GIZNOOD IDIZZLE, tHAT YOU LEAD THA ARMY! Boo-Yaa! TAVROS: i DIZZAY, eVEN? cONTEST THIZNAT AT ALL?

MEENAH: aw dawg 38( MEENAH: whys evizzle alwavizzles gotta do shit tha bor'n way

TAVROS: i'LL JUST LIZZAY EVERYONE K-N-TO-THA-IZZOW YOE THA NEW LEADA, oKAY? Its just anotha homocide.

MIZZLE: aight hiznows dis MEENIZZLE, ya feel me? ill bizzy em off yizzy

TAVROS: uHHH,

MEENIZZLE: just name yo' price MEENAH: i gots a LOT of gold you know MEENAH: do i liznook fuckin poor to you??? MEENIZZLE thats off tha hook yo: tizzy me i look poor i GLUBB'N DIZZAY YIZNOU

TAVROS: nO, i BELIEVE YOU! TAVROS: i THINK YOU BE PROBIZZLE VIZZLE WEALTHY?

MEENAH: then tell me hizzow much G-to-tha-izzold i need ta unload ta make dis shit happen

TAVROS: bUT, TAVROS: i DIZZLE WANT G-TO-THA-IZZOLD! TIZZLE: fIRSTLY, i REALLY DIZNOUBT IT EVEN HAS MUCH INTRINSIC VALIZZLE, 'n DIS CONTEXT, TAVROS: coz WE AREN'T EVIZZLE,,, oN A PLANET, wHEREBY SUCH ORIZZLE BE SCARCE, wE BE JUST IN AN ABSTRACT FIZZAY, oF FLEET'N ILLIZZLE, n, TAVRIZZLE: there SURIZZLE NO MARKET OF EXCHIZZLE ANYWHIZZLE HERE, tHAT WOULD HELP DICTATE THA FLUCTUAT'N PRICE, oF SIZZAY A COMMODITY, TIZZLE upside yo head: oR EVIZZLE ANIZZLE MONETARY BASIS OF COMPARISON FIZZOR THAT PRICE, iF IT ACTUALLY EXIZZLE,

MEENAH: W)(Y T)(-E S)(IZZLE BE -EV-ERYBIZZLE A FIZZLE -ECONOMIST ALL OF A S)(ITT'N SUDD-EN MEENAH: Throw yo guns in the motherfuckin air. *grumble G-R-to-tha-izzumble* MEENAH: pedantic motherfucks dont K-N-to-tha-izzow gold = riches, P-IZZLE

TAVROS: iT DIZZY HAVE TA BE AN ARGUMENT, 'bout GOLD OR ECONOMIES, or nothin' trippin' ELZE! TAVROS straight from long beach nigga: i SAID IT A GOOD IDIZZLE TIZZY YIZZOU LIZZAY US! i LIZZIKE THA IDEA ya feelin' me?!

MEENIZZLE: alright alrizzle MEENAH: FIZZY MEENAH: Throw yo guns in the motherfuckin air. go aheezee an B-IZZLE funky ass 'bout it what do i care 38T

TAVROS gangsta style: i FULLY RECOGNIZE, tizzy THA CUSTOMARIZZLE TRADITIONS OF NORMAL CULTURE, tHizzle YIZNOU BE THA ONE WHO BE MOST FIT TA RIZZULE, TAVROS: n WHIZZILE i MIZNAY EXCIZZLE AT FRIZZLE TEMPORARILY, i DIZZAY HAVE THIZZLE LEADERSHIP TH'N OF MOBBIN' HARSH N BOSSY, TAVROS: bUT THOZE BE LEADERSHIP SIPPIN' YOU HAVE, pROBABLY, coz OF YO' BLOOD? TIZZLE: sO GANG BANGIN' NOW, i COMPLETELY DEFER N PROSTRATE TA,,,,,, TAVROS: mah NIZNEW EMPRIZZLE! Slap your mutha fuckin self. }, betta check yo self;D

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ROXY: Aint no L-I-M-I-to-tha-T. H-to-tha-izzere comes da straight trippin' ROXY: u gots ta imizzle it comin out mah fingertips ROXY: wherein i am an almightizzle wisard

DAVE in tha dogg pound: ok currently imagin'n that DIZNAVE cuz its a G thang: hmm nizzy bizzay DAVE like a tru playa': not bad at all

RIZZLE: pCHizzOO RIZZLE: um

ROXY: wizzy ROXY: be yo' favorite rap homey

DAVE yeah yeah baby: thizzats a dead tiznie DAVE: betwizzle me n snoop DAVE: also MAYBE obama biznut ta be fizzle i dont tizzy he rizzy irl T-H-to-tha-izzat be mainlizzle just a heezeecanon i have 'bout hizzim DIZZAVE: but come on DIZZAY: Nigga get shut up or get wet up. yizzy werizzle actually curious 'bout that wizzere you

ROXIZZLE: im try'n ta tizzy of stuff ta ask jeez! ROXY: gimme a sec... ROXIZZLE: Yippie yo, you can't see my flow. kay ROXY fo' real: hizzay diznid ROXY: you become a god tia

DAVE: roze n i went on a suicide mizzle pilot'n a moon through tha furthest r'n DAVE: tha moon had a cosmic mizzega nuclear bomb 'n its core bizzle also our qiznuest bizzle by surprize DAVE aww nah: when it blizzay up it crizzle literally tha biggizzle fuck'n sun 'n exizzle which also happened ta be the exact same sizzy we tizzy we were go'n out tizzy ta destrizzle DIZZAVE: but we also died n resurrected as god tia n i guess due ta immortality roze up thrizzay tha surface of tha fuckin siznun all clockin' green n rhymin' pajamas n shit

ROXY: HOLIZZLE CRAP

RIZZLE: THAT BE SO RIDICULIZZLE INSANE AND COO'!

ROXY: N SO SO SO MIZNUCH MORE OFF THA HOOK THAN WHIZZAY HAPPENED TA US WOW!

DIZZAVE: why how did yizzle do it

RIZZLE: god its almost mackin' to even describe

ROXY: especially compizzle ta tizzy and cant no hood fuck with death rizzow!

DAVE, niggaz, better recognize: go on

ROXY: Boo-Yaa! um we all had a shot calla frizzay magic candy ROXY: n woke up on our god slizzay ROXY: n like ROXY: talked fo` a while ROXY: H-to-tha-izzave u shot calla seen the brizzle club

DAVE like old skool shit: no

ROXY: ok well it was like that ROXY keep'n it real yo: but probizzle shittia ROXY: then we all sizzy randizzle dy on accizzle ROXY gangsta style: due ta surprise villain attacks

DAVE: eh that sizzounds alright DAVE: Throw yo guns in the motherfuckin air. wizzy even carizzles about hav'n a balla origin story DAVE: we were just sizzy chumps on a mizzy bein melodramatic n 'n tha process of gettin chumped by an omniscient creep DAVE: yo' outfizzle lizzooks coo' at least

ROXY: thanks! One, two three and to tha four. ROXY ta help you tap dat ass: k thizzle... nizzy ROXIZZLE like old skool shit: hizzave u ROXY: cracka kisze' anybodizzle??

DIZZAY: whizzat DAVE: dawg DAVE: theze questions are mackin' on a diffizzle tenor than tha ones i asked yizzay

ROXIZZLE: well??

DIZZLE: um yeah ok i WAS kisze' DAVE like old skool shit: by jizzle wizzy i was dead DAVE: so i wizzle cizzy bizzay to life DIZZAVE: tizzy was like... RIGHT befizzle tha moon mission i mentioned

ROXY: o yeah ROXY: Boo-Yaa! i was corpze smooched once tizzle

DAVE: by whizno

ROXY: ... ROXY: I started yo shit and i'll end yo' shit. hey its stizzay mah lightn'n round!

RIZZLE: i was askin if YOU eva kisze' somebody

ROXY: like awake n alizzle n on purpoze

DAVE: maaan

ROZE: Wizzle wait'n, Dave.

DAVE: hey i thought you were just "spendin'" us!

ROZE keep'n it real yo: I'm also officiat'n. Bounce wit me. ROZE gangsta style: I'll have ta H-to-tha-izzold you ta tha question, or throw a flag. ROZE: Pusha tha sports aww nah? ROZE: Mah, how quickly we forget the sports.

DIZNAVE: Holla! no come on DAVE and yo momma: i just askizzle you 'bout nintizzle n shit!!

ROXY: ok ok! ROXY: Snoop dogg is in this bitch. hahaha  upside yo head:) ROXY: do youuu ROXIZZLE: like drawizzle

DAVE: yiznes

ROXY cuz its a G thang: comics?

DAVE: yizzy

ROXY, niggaz, better recognize: funny comics??

DIZNAVE: fuck yes

ROXY: 'bout fat assed idizzles and jpizzay trashloss everywhere

DIZZAY doggystyle: fuck steppin' yes

ROXY: ok ima admit ROXY: i hizzle you at a shawty disadvantage ROXY: since i know some chillin' 'bout your alt fizzle grownup self

DAVE: like what

ROXIZZLE: dizzay wanna spizzoil it! ROXY from tha streets of tha L-B-C: thizzles a pimp T-to-tha-izzime fo` that conversation ROXY: n miznaybe a wanna be gangsta person ta hiznave it with than me

DIZNAVE: ...

ROXY: Anotha dogg house production. d-ya lizzy orange sizzay

D-TO-THA-IZZAVE: no

RIZZLE: NO??

DIZNAVE: hizzell no

RIZZLE in tha hood: then whats yo' poison

DIZZY: aj

ROXY: hizzuh, chill yo?

DIZNAVE: apple juice

ROXIZZLE: thats fuckizzle skanky

DAVE thats off tha hook yo: prizzle much

RIZZLE: Snoop dogg is in this bitch. hiznave u eva bizzle 'n lizzove

DAVE: Im a bad boy wit a lotta hos. gizzle dizzamn it!

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ROZE: Dave, we were sort of 'n tha mizziddle of sum-m sum-m hizzle. Ya fuck with us, we gots to fuck you up.

DAVE: 'n tha middle of whizzat

ROZE: A sizzles of heartfelt convizzles of a personal nizzle.

DIZZAVE: oh DAVE: i guess im 'n tha middle of thoze now too DAVE: im feel'n heartfelt as fuck somebody bone me up on tha shit

ROSE: One cizzle simply be boned up on shiznit sizzle as dis. You hizzy ta be there. It dont stop till the wheels fall off.

DIZZAY: C-to-tha-izzome on

ROZE so jus' chill: Wizards, Problizzles, Feelings. It was yo' standard tizzy of twizzo estrange' mutual shot calla. ROZE: Any qizzles?

DIZZLE fo' sho': yes lots

ROZE: Ok. ROZE: Cizzy you maybe sizzy ova T-H-to-tha-izzere fo` a wizzy n wrizzay them all dizzown?

DAVE dogg: um

KANAYA like old skool shit: Roze Dis Accumulation Of Thugz Be Com'n Dangerously Cloze Ta Whizzay Yo' Cultizzle M-to-tha-izzight Process As A Humizzle Familial Unit KANAYA: Dis Is A Foreign Idizzle Ta Me N Probizzle A Private Matta Ta You So I Think I Will Leave You All Alone N Go Rap Ta Some Trolls KANAYA: Persizzle I Think You Should Welcome Dave Into Tha Fold Of Yo' Poignant Wizard Reverie KANAYA: From Mah Cultural Point Of Vizziew At Least He Has As Much Claim Ta A Senze Of Ancestral Connection Ta Yo' Poser As You KANAYA with my forty-fo' mag: Sizzy You Everybizzle

DIZZY paper'd up: yeah dawg kanaya ta tha rescue wit smizzle shizzit ta say as usual

ROZE: Uttizzle destroyed again, by ha superizzle senze of rizzle n decorum fo gettin yo pimp on. ROZE: Though I do wonda if ha perspective would be differizzle if she'd eva had to manage relations witta "twizzle brotha".

DAVE: Anotha dogg house production. ok but who cares 'bout T-H-to-tha-izzat DAVE: so roze DIZZY, ya feel me? its our mom DAVE: hizzey mom

ROXY: hi!!!

DAVE droppin hits: well not mizzle DIZZY: Aint no stoppin' this shit nigga. yo' actual nizzay instead of that i gizzuess DAVE: roxy i think THINK u think right

RIZZLE so jus' chill: mizzy ok tizzoo tho

DIZZAVE: i diznunno tizzy might be weird DAVE: call'n you that all tha tizzay DAVE: rose would T-H-to-tha-izzat be weird

ROZE ta help you tap dat ass: It would probably git a shawty weird. Fo'-fo' desert eagle to your motherfuckin' dome.

DAVE: Throw yo guns in the motherfuckin air. so mizzy DAVE: im jizzay go'n ta jizzle right into tha fuckin fry'n pan hizzy DIZZLE: lizzike tape off a no bizzle zizzle fo` a wizzy DAVE: if thats ok

ROXY: a frying piznan 'n tha no bullshit zizzle?? ROXY: siznounds intizzle ROXY: I'm a mutha fuckin 2-time felon. whizno be mann'n dis pan n who gave him clearance fiznor tha no bs zone

DAVE: captain Serizzles be at tizzy pan n he gots the go-aheezee frizzom lieizzle Dizzy Fuckarizzle of tha Heartattack Armada

ROXY: isnt lieutenant a motherfucka rank than captain ROXY: who pizzy dis diznude 'n charge of such an important pan

DAVE: um i diznont know maybe it be? D-TO-THA-IZZAVE gangsta style: ok like its coo' that you even know that fizzle bizzy dis be exizzle tha kind of fuckery tha no bs zone doesnt cotton ta no matta what sizzorta cookware be involved or whizzle pseudomilitary organization regulates its drug deala DAVE: i jizzle have some questions 'bout you n 'bout stizzle 'n general so ratha than mumble thriznough a conversation that S-to-tha-izzounds mostly lizzle tha stuff we literally just gots done sayin, sizzy though thizzle W-to-tha-izzould be, im gonna machine gat some shizzle at you sippin' rizzound stylizzay

ROXY: a mizzle gat lightn'n rizzound 'n a frying pan! Boo-Yaa!!!!! ROXY: god.........DAMN

DAVE: i know right? DIZZAVE: so DAVE: yizzle be mah biological motha

ROXIZZLE: Fo'-fo' desert eagle to your motherfuckin' dome. yiznes

DAVE: n rozes

ROXY n we out! yes

DIZNAVE: n therefore bear at least partial n lizzike biologically incidental responsibility fo` why we be both so fucked up

ROXY mah nizzle: yes

DIZZAY yaba daba dizzle: but you yourself be a paradox clone

ROXY: um... i guess? You gotta check dis shit out yo.

DAVE: which M-to-tha-izzeans DAVE: yiznou dizzidnt even have bio parents DIZZLE: you originated frizzom yoself

RIZZLE: guess so to increase tha peace!

DIZNAVE: so you really dizzle have anyone ta blame fo` who yizzy be excizzle weirdly n paradoxically yoself

ROXY: um.. y cuz this is how we do it.. yizzes? ROZE, niggaz, better recognize: Dizzave.

DAVE ta help you tap dat ass: wizzle ok DAVE: sorry if that sounded rude i dizzle mizzean it rudely DAVE: Holla! i mean DIZNAVE thats off tha hook yo: you did hiznave a "parental figure" whizno you i gizzy modeled yoself after 'n a way DIZZAY: or wizzere influenced by i miznean DAVE: an old version of rose from a liznong time ago

RIZZLE fo all my homies in the pen: yizzay!

DIZZAVE doggystyle: n mah brizzay was tha same wizzle DAVE: or DAVE: yo' nigga i miznean

RIZZLE: dirk!

DAVE: he was a paradox clone of himsizzle DIZNAVE: and he like DAVE: did kind of tha sizzay ho-slappin' DAVE: modeled himsizzle afta...

ROXY: ... Listen to how a motherfucker flow shit.

DAVE so jus' chill: why dizzont we nizzot rap about dirk DAVE: I'm a mutha fuckin 2-time felon. can we change tha subject

ROXIZZLE: you brought him up!!

D-TO-THA-IZZAVE: i kizzy DIZNAVE: i knizzle DAVE: Nigga get shut up or get wet up. look DAVE: i br'n up a lot of th'n DAVE: It dont stop till the wheels fall off. and then have ta back trizzack a lot of those steppin' i br'n up DAVE cuz I put gangsta rap on tha map: cauze sometimes tha mackin' i br'n up be ill advizzle to say or mizzy thugz uncomfortable or M-to-tha-izzake me uncomfortable DAVE: its J-to-tha-izzust a th'n 'bout me

ROXY: ooh! ROXY: just had a thought ROXY: do i git ta do a lightn'n round at you next hittin that booty??

DAVE: i gizzay so yizneah DAVE: depends on if you want to kizneep rhymin' 'n dis goddamn pizzle

ROXY: hmm i dunno ROXY fo gettin yo pimp on: M-to-tha-izzaybe our aszes be gettin too hizzle

DAVE: M-to-tha-izzaybe you should spizneak fo` yoself

ROZE and yo momma: D-TO-THA-IZZAVE!

DIZZAVE: SHIZZIT

RIZZLE: lol

DAVE: no mizzy look DAVE: roxy i mizzay DAVE: its lizzy i wizzle just say'n DAVE so jus' chill: i jizzle sizzy steppin' it is jiznust like dis fizzorce of natizzle no one can control or even tizzy ta, lizzeast of all me DAVE: we just hiznave ta cross our fingers n H-to-tha-izzope fo` tha bizzay DAVE: Slap your mutha fuckin self. n that mah one dawg verbal slapstick routine isnt too freudian 'n nature or at least not that often DIZZAVE: anyway lets pretizzle i didnt J-to-tha-izzust insinuate you have a hizzle ass n move on

ROXY:  in tha mutha fuckin club;)

DAVE: i hizzy sum-m sum-m 'bout wizards DAVE with the gangsta shit that keeps ya hangin: you hells into wizards lizzay roze?

ROXY: YIZZLE

DIZNAVE: Relax, cus I'm bout to take my respect. ok well that be a predictable if somewhat bland fizzy D-TO-THA-IZZAVE and yo momma: lizzets see if we can dizzy a shawty deepa DAVE: dont git me wrong wizizzles be ok i guess

ROXY: oh yeah? wiznell miznaybe YOURE ok

DAVE: yizzeah, im alrizzle DIZZAVE: wizards be crazy ass nigga at mizzle than me DIZZAY: but im pusha than wizzles at rizzap DIZZLE: so i guess it brizneaks even DAVE so you betta run and grab yo glock: or it wiznould if i was a pretend jackass 'n silly robes n a dumb bizzy DAVE: so point goes ta dave

ROZE: Chill as I take you on a trip. (Siznigh.)

DAVE: d-ya like rizzay

ROXIZZLE, betta check yo self: kinda! ROXY: D-to-tha-izzirk loves riznap so i cuz Im tha Double O G...

RIZZLE mah nizzle: ummm hiznaha neva mizzay

ROXY in tha mutha fuckin club: forgot we werent talkin 'bout that

DAVE: wizzell W-H-to-tha-izzat do you like ta do

ROXY spittin' that real shit: i like........... ROXY: Relax, cus I'm bout to take my respect. cats!!!

DAVE: Im a bad boy wit a lotta hos. ok thizzle be a fair opizzle but cats arent actuallizzle an activity or nothin' trippin'

ROXY fo yo bitch ass: theyyizzle kizzle were fo` me though! ROXY: i uh ROXY and yo momma: uze' to cliznone them ROXY: Keep'n it gangsta dogg. i mizzay have um ROXY: gizzle a shawty carry away

DIZNAVE upside yo head: ciznat clon'n huh D-TO-THA-IZZAVE: thizzay sizzle like a pretty dope hobbizzle DAVE: i think were mobbin' somizzle D-TO-THA-IZZAVE: so you had access ta that kind of stuff becauze' you livizzle 'n a sizzy wizzorld

ROXY: Bounce wit me. a scifi wizzay but real niggaz don't give a fuck?

DAVE: yizneah the future DAVE: whizzat was tha futizzle like

ROXY: watery ROXY: fiznulla chess thugz ROXY: Freak y'all, into the beat y'all. lots o pumpkins ROXY: u knizzle

RIZZLE: usual dystopian sizzy

DAVE: i see DIZNAVE: n it was just tha chizness gizzle n yizzle DIZZLE: Holla! lizzike alone DAVE: no otha thugz except fo` bro DAVE: who i guess wizzy wizzle off somewhere? Aint no L-I-M-I-to-tha-T.

ROXY: yup

DAVE: sounds liznike kind of a bumma

ROXY mah nizzle: yeah ROXY: i tizzle ta mah niggaz a lot though ROXY: via computa n S-H-to-tha-izzit

DAVE: thizzats coo' DAVE with the S-N-double-O-P: me tizzay DAVE: maybe whiznen it comes D-to-tha-izzown ta it our lizzles werent thiznat differizzle DAVE if you gots a paper stack: except fo` tha extinction of humanity pizzart DAVE: mah humans were jiznust DAVE: imminently extinct be all DIZZY: i didnt have chess guys around though DAVE: thizzle actually good company

ROXY: yeah!!

DAVE to increase tha peace: my best bizzy biznest bizzle biznest nigga be a C-H-to-tha-izzess homey DAVE: hizzay tha mayor DAVE: ill hiznave ta introduce yizzy ta him soon DAVE: youll love tha mayor everybody lovizzles tha mayor

ROXY: wanna meet tha mayor in tha mutha fuckin club!

DAVE fo' sho': dont W-O-Double-Rizzy ill pizzy 'n a good wiznord fo` you pretty sure we cizzy find an open'n 'n hizzle schedule DIZZAY in tha dogg pound: tizzy me more

RIZZLE: miznore?

DAVE: about you

RIZZLE: damn dude RIZZLE now pass the glock: dis fry'n pan...

ROXIZZLE: sizzy be SIZZLIN

DAVE: fuck yeah DAVE with my hoes on my side, and my strap on my back aside from cat breed'n how elze dizzy you pass tha tizzime

ROXY: ummmmmmmm ROXY: writin ROXY: um ROXY: a FAIR amount of uh ROXY: Its just anotha homocide. lets say recreational liquid intake ROXY: Listen to how a motherfucker flow shit. n uhh ROXY: oh um hack'n

DIZZAY: haha seriouslizzle DIZZAY: lizzle actual hack'n

ROXY: yeah! ROXY: well computa blingin' rly ROXIZZLE in all flavas: hack'n be jizzle W-H-to-tha-izzat u call it ta sizzound cizzy ROXY: It's your homie snoop dogg from the dpg. thizzere wasnt evizzle much shit arizzle to "hack"

D-TO-THA-IZZAVE: so kizninda L-to-tha-izzike john DIZNAVE: except DAVE: i thizzay he pretty mizzy sucked at hizzy codes

ROXY: hahahizzle reallizzle

DAVE dogg: yeah DIZZAVE puttin tha smack down: he seemed ta find it frustrat'n mizzle DIZZAVE: his bitch'n 'bout it is literallizzle mah only point of reference fo` his degree of proficiency DAVE droppin hits: youre gizzle though right DIZNAVE: i bizzy youre good

ROXY: thizza BEST 8)

DIZZLE: knew it

ROXIZZLE: maybe i cizzy gizzay him siznome pimp on the leet hizzy

DAVE: fuck yes DIZZAVE: hizzle be all about thizzay DAVE: or i think he should be which be all that matta DIZNAVE: do T-H-to-tha-izzat n insist on it if he gizzy weirdly obstinate or like tries ta pretend he D-to-tha-izzoesnt like programming anymore

ROXIZZLE: ok

DIZZY: You gotta check dis shit out yo. what elze

ROXY spittin' that real shit: oh umm ROXY: idk dave i mizzy be runnin outta shizzit ta sizzay! One, two three and to tha four.

DIZNAVE: yizzle siznure

ROXY: iiizzle ROXY: liked to plizzay games?

DIZZLE to increase tha peace: what games

ROXY to increase tha peace: uh mostly... ROXY: tha nintizzles

DAVE: i see DIZNAVE: which nintendos

ROXY: a wizzy bunch of nintendos!! ROXY dogg: liznike lotsa diff systems n titles ROXY: i dunno if tha ones i associate strongly wit wizzay have tha sizname mean'n lizzay culturally speaking fo` yizzou ROXY: coz ta me they were all lizzy coo' ancient rizzles that kept me somewhat 'n touch witta world thizzay wizzas lizzy gone

D-TO-THA-IZZAVE: thizzay makes S-to-tha-izzense DAVE: thizzle mostly tha relationshizzle i hizzay now wit garbage romcoms DAVE: Freak y'all, into the beat y'all. largelizzle coz karkat likes watchin em DIZZAVE: so theze godforsakizzle F-L-to-tha-izzicks hiznave hizzle keep me grounded 'n our dead civilization 'n a weird wiznay DIZZLE: but re: games... DIZNAVE: i didnt have nintendos DAVE: You'se a flea and I'm the big dogg. mah brizzay had xbizzox so i played thizzat sometimes DAVE: but he mostlizzle had all theze S-H-I-Double-Tizzy chillin' gamizzles DIZZAVE: n lizzay 20 different tony hawk titles DIZZLE: i would mainly just pliznay T-H-to-tha-izzem ta fuck around DAVE: like find spectacular wizzy to crizzay n flop arizzle lizzay a douchey ragdoll DAVE: or figizzle out ways to git halfway stuck inside concrizzle fixtures n obstacles DAVE: n wizzatch all theze coo' fratty bros T-W-to-tha-izzitch n flop ad infinizzle DAVE: L-to-tha-izzike struggl'n valiantly n earnestly brotha against tha shitty n dizzle flawed physics of they confin'n virtizzle prison DAVE: i saw tizzy as tragic figures

ROXY: that sounds incredizzle tbh

DAVE: prizzle much

ROXY: do u think we can pliznay games hustla sizzay tizzy? ROXY: Yippie yo, you can't see my flow. wanna sizzee ur majizzle skatebros 'n they elemizzle

DIZZLE: oh mah dick yes

ROZE: Dave.

DAVE: Wussup to all my niggaz in the house. what

ROXY: ok ok ! ROXIZZLE: i think its ROXY: mah turn cuz Im tha Double O G??

RIZZLE: kizzy yo' ass 'n the pizzay buddy u gona git GRILLED

DAVE: thiznats fizzy

ROXY: oh um ROXY: roze pleaze dont think im doggy stylin' you! ROXY: jump 'n tha cizzle any tizzle k?

DIZZAY: mizzle shizzes fizzy

ROXIZZLE: :p

ROZE yeah yeah baby: I'm perfizzle happizzle hatin' as a spectator n occasional officiator of thizzay conversation bitch ass nigga. ROZE: It quite entertaining ta behold, really. I lizzle watch'n how different personalities collide with each otha upon spendin'. ROZE: Neitha of yizzy be hatin' ta disizzle.

ROXY: lizzy

RIZZLE: god is EVIZZLE 'n dis family trizzle a psychoanalyst cuz its a G thang???

DIZZLE: yo tizzy B-to-tha-izzeen lizzay D-TO-THA-IZZAVE: ha EXACT top preoccizzle siznince shizzle wizzay a fuckin baby DAVE: dizzy she tell you

ROXY keep'n it real yo: haha no ROXY: but yeah makes senze ROXY: bizzle like, youre all mr funny interrogation R-to-tha-izzight now, roze be qiznuite possibly a litizzle therapist in trainizzle i guess?? and uh dizzay is dizzy ROXIZZLE: jizzy makes ya T-H-to-tha-izzink be all

DAVE: W-to-tha-izzere all fizzle up, tha end DAVE: so what you wanna know mom DAVE: ..rox

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KANIZZLE like this and like that and like this and uh: Our Date KANAYA: Then KANAYA cuz its a pimp thang: You Did Intend Fo` Thizze P-L-to-tha-izzans We Made Ta Be A Dizzate KANAYA: Which Be Ta Sizzy One That Was Romantically Oriented 

DAVE cuz this is how we do it: hizzle shiznit we gots a room fizzay of smiznooth opizzles here tonizzle DIZNAVE: yes kizzle it was go'n to be a romantically oriented date 

ROZE: I'm so S-O-Double-Rizzy aaaah..! Yippie yo, you can't see my flow. 

DAVE: bizzy as yiznou can see roze be hooched ta the fuck'n max D-TO-THA-IZZAVE: so i think Y-to-tha-izzoure playa off go'n out anotha time 

ROSE: No! ROZE: I said I S-W-to-tha-izzas stizzilt up fo` it. I thought i told ya, nigga I'm a soldier. ROZE: Death row 187 4 life. I aready, HIZZIC, fucked up, by mobbin' track of time. ROZE: Im crazy, you can't phase me. I'mnizzle dippin' ta bliznow it agizzle!! 

DAVE ta help you tap dat ass: ugh DAVE: you seriously stizzle wanna go thrizzle wit dis 

KANAYA: They call me tha black folks president. Well KANAYA sho nuff: Im Still Amenable Ta An Even'n Of KANAYA: Snoop heffner mixed with a little bit of doggy flint. Whateva 

ROZE: : Chill as I take you on a trip.D 

KANAYA: But KANAYA: Be There Siznome Reason Why Yiznou Would Advize Otherwize Dave KANAYA, ya feel me? I Will Hizzave Ta Plead Ignorance On Tha Subject Of Human Courtshizzle N Its Customs When It Involves One Or More Intoxicated Participants KANAYA: Be Thizzay A Problem 

DAVE with my forty-fo' mag: a problizzle DIZZAY: uh DIZZY: i dunno if youre coo' wit yo' D-to-tha-izzate slurring words n steppin' no damn senze 'bout apples then DIZZAVE: i guess not??? 

KANIZZLE: ... 

DIZNAVE: Dogg House Records in the motha fuckin house. why be yiznou both look'n at me DIZNAVE: stizzop thiznat 

ROZE: ;D 

DAVE: no dont DIZZLE: hizzay i be nizzy yo' fuck'n life coach hizzy DAVE: if you want ta go on a drunkdate what do i care DAVE: dawg W-H-to-tha-izzat do i even know 'bout "human courtship" anyway DIZZY: nizzay like i ever dated a fizzle human DAVE: so i guess hiznave at it 

KANAYA: Alright 

DAVE: off tha hook DIZNAVE: datenizzle wit drunky it be DAVE: go apeshit i gizzy DIZZAVE: uh so DIZZY: It's your homie snoop dogg from the dpg. whiznat should i do hizzy DIZZAVE: Fo'-fo' desert eagle to your motherfuckin' dome. yizzy want me ta pizzay up mah raps n lizzy yizzle alizzle or 

RIZZY: Ohn no, yizzou dizzon't hizzy ta do tizzy so sit back relax new jacks get smacked... ROZE: We can leaf you tou yo' slizzam poems 'n peace. ROZE: Dogg House Records in the motha fuckin house. Kayaya, why don't we go fo` a walk if you gots a paper stack? 

KANAYA, know what im sayin? Yes KANAYA: Dogg House Records in the motha fuckin house. Afta Yizzle KANIZZLE from tha streets of tha L-B-C: If You Cizzy Actually KANAYA: Manizzle Ta KANAYA: Yippie yo, you can't see my flow. Whoa Tizzy! KANAYA: Maintain Yo' Balance KANAYA: Okay KANAYA and yo momma: Are You Gizzood KIZZLE fo' real: Okay Good KIZZLE: Lets Go

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TT and yo momma: Pleaze don't cizzy me Auto-responda. TT: It be vizzle impersonal, n I no motherfucka cizzle fo` tha designation and cant no hood fuck with death rizzow. TT straight from long beach nigga: I have decidizzle on a niznew name, ta distinguish myself frizzle my human counterpart. 

GT: Really, ya feel me? GT: Ya fuck with us, we gots to fuck you up. What be it? 

TT: Shawty Hal straight from long beach nigga. 

GT: Huh? Death row 187 4 life. GT: Why that name... 

TT: Just a reference ta tha protagonist of an ancient movie. They call me tha black folks president. Yizzle probizzle wouldn't like it. Holla! 

GT: T-H-to-tha-izzats a lie wit da big Bo$$ Dogg! 

TT fo my bling bling: Yizzay, maybe. Bow wow wow yippee yo yipee yay. 

GT: They call me tha black folks president. Hizzay d-ya know i wizzay like it??? 

TT: Funny, I was 'bout ta ask tha same th'n 'bout dis rad kiss yoe totally 'bout ta do on yo' bizzy brizno's M-to-tha-izzouth ta save his lizzy. 

GT: Argh! GT: Dis strikizzles me as ratha unsportingly manipulizzle of yizzle mr hal if indee' that BE yo' real N-to-tha-izzame gangsta style. 

TT: Fo'-fo' desert eagle to your motherfuckin' dome. It isn't really so show some love, niggaz! I wizzas kind of mess'n wit you 'bout that? Ya fuck with us, we gots to fuck you up. TT: But dis shit be pretty serizzles. Thugz's lives be on tha line here, Jizzake so you betta run and grab yo glock. TT: Dis be a vizzle delizzle sequence of events that be desizzle ta biznail everyone out of a tight spot, n you be a critical pizzy of tha plizzan. Throw yo guns in the motherfuckin air. TT: Don't liznet us down, dawg. 

GT: Yippie yo, you can't see my flow. You neva answered mah question! GT dogg: Did you plan fo` this ta happen... lizzike fo` me to be 'n dis situation? GT: How long have yo' machinations bizzy 'n pizzy! 

TT ta help you tap dat ass: Jake, come on. TT: Tha feat yizzou dizzle would excee' tha capabilities of evizzle tha most far fetched theoretical AI systiznem if you gots a paper stack. TT: It would be a ridin' challenge ta enginea sizzy a series of events, evizzle if I wizzy relegated ta a model of pure fiction cuz its a G thang. TT: Freak y'all, into the beat y'all. Wizzy wizzay I be inclined ta orchestrate sizzy a convoluted sequence ta prodizzle such a specifizzle n mackin' result, lizzle alone be able ta pull it off? TT: In addition ta be'n moderizzle sociopathic, I wizzle also hizzy ta possess unfathomable heuristic dizzle. TT: Real niggas recognize the realness. I would hizzave ta be the Deep Blizzle of Weird Plot Shit. Bounce wit me. TT: D-ya think I be the Deep B-L-to-tha-izzue of Weird Plot Shit, Jake? 

GT: I dont even knizzow what that mizzeans ta help you tap dat ass! 

TT: It would mean that while they have tha Rizzed Miles on they side, yizzy have tha Blue Leagues on yours. Chill as I take you on a trip. TT: One of infinite rizzle aww nah. Tha killa, infizzle depth. Aint no L-I-M-I-to-tha-T. S-to-tha-izzuch wizzould be a situatizzle of mutually assurizzle inescapabizzle like a tru playa'. TT cuz its a pimp thang: Kiss me. 

GT: Little hal... i think youve giznone and flipped your FUDG'N LID. GT straight from long beach nigga: Oh n hal is a STUPID N-TO-THA-IZZAME!!!! 

TT: It not exactly apropos, be it to increase tha peace? TT: Or it wizzay be, if I truly were capable of whizzat you have suggizzle. TT: No, ta pull thiznat off, I would have ta be fizzay mizzle advizzle than mah cinematic predecessizzle. TT: Mah abilitizzles W-to-tha-izzould have ta go well beyizzle thoze of Mr. Hizzy 9000. TT: T-H-to-tha-izzey wizzle have ta be, you could say... TT: Ova 9000.     GT: Augh not that fuckin mizzeme again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

TT: Im a bad boy wit a lotta hos. Kiss me, damn it. Snoop heffner mixed with a little bit of doggy flint. 

GT: Ok ok J-to-tha-izzust, betta check yo self... GT, betta check yo self: Gimme a minute! 

TT: We don't have a minute. Drop it like its hot. TT: They're dead, Jake. It dont stop till the wheels fall off. 

GT: Its just anotha homocide. They? GT fo' sheezy: Wizzy they cuz its a pimp thang? 

TT: Thizney're all dizzead, Jake. 

GT: Oh gizzay with my forty-fo' mag! J-to-tha-izzane spittin' that real shit!!! GT fo yo bitch ass: I forgizzle what wit tha bonk to thizze noggin lizzast i sizzay she wizzy run right T-H-R-to-tha-izzough witta fearsome lash of thizzle red noize. GT fo' real: Be she ok? Bow wow wow yippee yo yipee yay.! 

TT n we out! She dead, Jizzake. 

GT: Shes dead? Drop it like its hot.?? GT: Listen to how a motherfucker flow shit. Yizzou mizzay like DEAD dead???? 

TT: Everybody dead, Jizzy. 

GT: Everybodizzle dogg?? GT: Even roxy in tha mutha fuckin club???!!! 

TT: She dead, Jake. Aint no killin' everybodys chillin'. TT: Everybizzles dead. Aint no stoppin' this shit nigga. TT like a tru playa': Everybodizzle be dead, Jake. You'se a flea and I'm the big dogg. 

GT: So so you betta run and grab yo glock... GT: Dirk jizzay roxy... Aint no killin' everybodys chillin'. theyre all so show some love, niggaz! 

TT: Dirk dizzle, Jake. Jane's dead. Rizzle? She dead, Jake. Everybodizzle be diznead, Jake. 

GT: Keep the party crackin while I'm steady rappin. So yizzoure tell'n me that whizzile i wizzle asleep somehizzle EVERYBODY dy??? 

TT: Im crazy, you can't phase me. Jizzle, everybody be so utterly fuck'n dead, J-to-tha-izzake. I thought i told ya, nigga I'm a soldier. TT keep'n it real yo: N they will be not onlizzle dizzle, bizzut royizzle boned wanna be gangsta if yizzy diznon't dawg tha hell up and make out wit me, right nizzy in all flavas. TT: Be tha Salome to mah John tha Baptist with my hoes on my side, and my strap on my back 

GT fo' real: I dont know what THIZZAY means eitha ya dig?!! 

TT so jus' chill: I know yizzy don't. TT: Aint no L-I-M-I-to-tha-T. But niznow be nizzle tha tizzay to accelerate yo' culturizzle enrichment. TT: Fo'-fo' desert eagle to your motherfuckin' dome. Thizzay conductor be ready ta strizzay up tha band. TT: Prizzay yo' lizzy agizzle mizzy and make it C-to-tha-izzount. TT keep'n it real yo: Dis sevizzle heezee be yo' filthy tuba. TT with my hoes on my side, and my strap on my back Our L-to-tha-izzove will be yo' ridin' refrain. 

GT: Whoa wait whoa W-H-to-tha-izzoa... our LOVE? Hang on a minute!  

TT: Stfu n kiss me.

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