#like how a microwaved hot dog is really good at 3am. i'm the kind with the cheese bits in the middle. i'm fancy
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also i said what i thought was a witty one-liner at dinner and my brother's boyfriend just muttered "bazinga" under his breath without even looking up and i'm suing for ego damages
#i cackled i was like yeah school turned me into a bazinga kinda guy. so what. i promise i'm funny in a stressful campus environment#like how a microwaved hot dog is really good at 3am. i'm the kind with the cheese bits in the middle. i'm fancy#shebbz shoutz
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