#like how often do you give mabel treats on the go realistically. do you ever look at any of these receipts. i know you don’t chew gum. etc | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

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I love getting a proof of delivery photo from an Evri courier and there’s something judgemental about the way they staged the photo. Like I know good and well you’re trying to draw attention to how messy my greenhouse is. Why else is my package off-centre

#anyway yeah i caved and bought two more uniqlo bags lol #in fairness they have a keith haring patterned one so i obviously needed that #and the navy one is for my mom because her bag is falling apart #idk if she’ll go for it because usually she likes bags with a ton of compartments but like.. realistically she doesn’t need to be carrying #as much shit as she carries #like how often do you give mabel treats on the go realistically. do you ever look at any of these receipts. i know you don’t chew gum. etc #if she doesn’t like the bag i’ll just have a third colour in my rotation and that might be enough to keep me from buying any more of them #i just think they’re neat. i was sold as soon as i watched someone pull a rotisserie chicken out of one #three things i need in life. a casual shoulder bag you can fit a rotisserie chicken in; a fountain pen that guzzles ink like a poorly tuned #60s sports car; and an oven you can fit a 10 year old child in (that’s a horror movie reference btw i’m not proposing cannibalism)#i’m still waiting for the oven. the bag and the pen i have. (twsbi eco)#personal

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