#like idk sometimes a virgin heroine is dull and sometimes she kills

[mermaidsirennikita]

The historical heroines of the tentative series I’m writing are all in their mid to late twenties and not virgins partially because they came that way in my mind and partially out of principle but one day I’m gonna write a historical heroine who doesn’t even know what a dick is and y’all are just gonna have to suffer through that because the old “why is this bulge in your pants hard?? 🤨” moment makes me happy