#like immortality ??? yes pleaseee i am GOD.

[kittysauce]

What if L was a vampire

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES.

I NEED 2 TALK ABOUT THIS FOR A MOMENT...............

au where L's a vampire and no one (except for watari) knows. L resists urges to drain humans and instead drinks from the color red. He's obvs not the STRONGEST vampire because of this. Ryuk begins commenting on how all the apples around him have turned white and Light's all like Hmmm yeah that is strange. Yotsuba arc happens and L tries being as NORMAL AS POSSIBLE but suffers a feat when light wakes up to him drinking the red from an apple (((light freaks out)))

Being around a human for such a long duration of time has made L so freaking hungry for blood but he resists his urges ....... he's very into the idea of turning light into a vampire because light is the first intellectual equal he's ever met, and he wants to live on forever with him (((also because they're in love but sheesh thats boring)))

Light is VERY quick to grow out of his fear and instead becomes extremely fascinated with L. He got a super cool and freaky pet vampire basically hell yeah

I'll probs post about this a little bittle because i forgot how much i LOVE VAMPIRE AUs

[fuckingrealityshifting]

Oh!!! Tommy went live today I didn’t know I’m gonna compile my annoying reactions into one post again lmfao

Bruh deadass not the His Theme 💔💔💔

HOW LONG IS THIS INTRO oh wait?? it starts w dialogue in the dark?? rad. I’m finishing the song because this is like my favorite Undertale song. You know I probably should have finished the afterlife fanfic I wanted to do yesterday lmfaoo

:( Am I dead? Yes. Unfortunately.

How long is left? For what?

Right into the bickering. Shout out to the lack of a emotional greeting. Nice.

Mexican dream!! Go see him.

Oh, has he been there for a while? Is that the implication? This doesn’t quite entirely feel like an initial “oh I’m dead” conversation.

WILBUR oh come on don’t be like that. You’re on thinner ice but Tommy was a child

:((((( WILBUR!!!!!!!

Where did Wilbur go?

NO

IS THIS THE REVIVAL

NO NO NO NO HE DID NOT

HE’S STILL IN THERE

LIKE THE FANDOM PREDICTED NOOO

Holy shit this is literally living hell. He cannot die to escape Dream. There is no way.

Does he remember Dream—you are a fucking monster. His face at that line!! His acting is incredible!!

SCARED IT WOULDNT WORK

AW GOD he’s so scared of Dream holy shit

You killed me!

Did it feel good??? No??? Is Dream actually immortal and he secretly desires to die?? Wait no that doesn’t make much sense.

Where’s tubbo? Where’s Jack? WHERE’S PHIL! WHERES PHIL! WHERE’S PHIL!

Tommy is spoon feeding us Sleepy Bois with this prison stuff isn’t he. Shout out to Tommy

Shut up, shut up—sorry, I’m sorry—TOMMY. HE APOLOGIZED. NOT GOOD

The only reason I did it is you doubted me

I’m a God. Dream pleaseee

Timeline question?? 6 months??? Is this gonna be some sort of Timeline Key to Figuring Stuff Out

Not to bring him back??? Wilbur is still irrational??

I thought he was like my brother :( Aw

Do not bring back Wilbur. We can be friends. AND DREAM ISNT COMMITTING DHAKDHDJ MAYBE ILL FLIP A COIN???

Tommy, please murder your abuser 2k21

NO NO NO DONT KEEP SENDING HIM BACK

You’re too powerful.

Knowledge? STOP CIRCLING HIM

Become immortal

Okay so he’s not immortal

Man. You have to die. Hell yeah!!! Reverse time

Shit. Dream’s gonna bring himself back isn’t he? Or Tommy won’t be able to do it

JUST LIKE WITH YOU!! SO HE DID USE A POTATO

Aww Tommy is gonna be there alone.

Holy shit this is really so heavy and well done

And then I’ll be in here forever myself

I need to kill you and I can’t

Holy SHIT those shaky voice cracks are top quality acting

You killed me just to prove a point

It’s not that big of a deal

There’s only two minutes left I don’t know if I want it to last a long time or end my suffering

I DONT EVEN WISH IT ON YOU

I’ll let you free?????? IF HE BRINGS OUT WILBUR

NO DONT MAKE TOMMY STAY TO KEEP WILBUR AWAY

Tommy is crying?? Or acting crying?? I can’t tell??

WHAT THATS IT????? THIS IS WORSE

This is worse than Tommy’s death. I knew he was going to come back so my mourning was limited or even nonexistent but holy shit this time his entire existence is under Dream’s thumb

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More commentary on GOTG Vol 2

DON'T CALL HER UGLY, DRAX, SHE PRETTY AF

Omg this scene has so much emotion in it, FANTASTIC JOB POM AND DAVE

Wow, Mantis could've just said Ego's plan then and there if Gamora never appeared

UM, DON'T THROW MY TRASH SON INTO A CELL LIKE THAT

Rocket's a douche, I love him

DON'T SMASH GROOT YOUR MOTHERFUCKER

Yondu's backstory I'm crying

"That was mostly Drax" This guy...i swear to god

Rocket: *steps into the light* Me: COME INTO THE SPOTLIGHT WHOO

I'm gonna kill every single one of these assholes for hurting Groot, HE DOESN'T DESERVE THIS NO DON'T POUR ALCOHOL ON HIM FUCKER NO DONT KICK ME AHHHHH MY CHILD

POOR GROOT I'M CRYING

Rocket's face when he sees Groot like this hnnnnnnn my heart

Rocket's cringe face is a+++

That one guy sucking his thumb though, and there's also two guys hugging each other while they sleep

Babies are stupid

That running gag with the eye is the best, ALSO ROCKET'S LAUGH

The innocence Groot has on his face when he's holding the severed toe is the best

Yondu and Rocket the whole time when Groot is trying to get the fin "OHHH MY GODD I SWEAR TO G"

Groot getting the candy instead of the fin is so relatable

AWWWW KRAGLIN GIVE HIM A HUG

Rocket loves that music

Okay but like why weren't the guards there before???

When they're walking out of the cell, Rocket looks at Groot and his expression is like "look at my son go"

BADASS SLOW MO HALLWAY WALK SCENE other than the one from the first movie

Groot grabbing on to Yondu's ear though

YES GROOT, KILL THAT BITCH, HE DESERVES ITTTT, TAKE THAT FUCKER

OKAY BUT THAT CHORUS SINGING THE COME A LITTLE BIT CLOSER CHORUS IS EVERYTHING

They're having such a good time shooting people, Rocket really enjoys killing people

OKAY BUT ROCKET SAYS "Tooie!" WHILE HE'S SHOOTING PEOPLE IT'S SO CUTE

YESSS GET BURNED LASERFOOT

YESSS GET LAUGHED AT ELECTRICHAND

Rocket's so determined to save his friends, he cares about them so much even though he acts like a fucking jerk

I love how it goes from everybody screaming and chaos to a peaceful scene with some nice soul music

I LOVE PETER AND GAMORA'S RELATIONSHIP, THEY DANCE IN LIKE EVERY MOVIE TOGETHER IT'S SO CUTE

Peter and his Earth references, yes

Woah, this conversation went from like 1 to 50000 like wow that escalated quickly

"I thought you already had" OHHHHHH MY HEARTTTTTT

Gamora slicing the piece of wheat grass is me when I'm on my period

Oh shit it's a cyborg

Gamora's face when Nebula shows up is like "shit she escaped, shit I'm gonna die, shit something probably happened to rocket and Groot, ah fuck I might die"

OKAY BUT GAMORA SHOUTING WHILE FIRING THE GIANT ASS GUN IS SO BADASS I LOVE THIS WOMAN

"ARE YOU KIDDING ME" same Gamora, same

"And I just wanted a sister!" Oh god, there goes my tears

All the shit thanos did to her makes me wanna kill the purple grape even more

WAFFLE EGGO EGG MAN GO FUCK OOOOFFFFF PLEASEEE

James Gunn's song choices for this movie is sooo well chosen, you are a genius

Okay but Peter wanting to make 80 foot statues of pacman, Skeletor, and Heather Locklear is me

Peter's face after he says "I'm gonna make some weird shit"

NO DON'T COME WITH HIM, RUN, SKEDADDLE OUT OF THERE

That must be a comfy ass bed, I want a bed like that

I can't believe that this dork that calls himself "Starlord" was immortal and a god this whole time

The music that plays when Ego touches Peter's forehead is amazing, excellent job Tyler Bates

MMMM LOVE THAT GALAXY EYE AESTHETIC

"We need to get off of this planet..........AHHHHHHHHHH"

YES STAN LEE

Groot throwing up is me

THIS SCENE WITH ROCKET AND YONDU MAKES ME CRY EVERYTIME

ALERT ALERT HE BROKE ROCKET'S BARRIER ALERT ALERT

Holy hell, I wonder what Gamora thought when Mantis made her scared...

Ego has an ego

Yondu's face while walking is like "I'm gonna kill this planet motherfucker"

"You're right, we're family, we leave no one behind" OH MY LORD I LOVE THESE SPACE ASSHOLES SO MUCH

Ego, you done fucked up, asshole

YES YESSS SHOOT HIM SHOOT HIM AS MANY TIME AS YOU WANT KILL THE FUCKER YESSSSS

Peter's face when Ego turns into Hasselhoff though...

ACK DON'T HURT MY STAR SON

Groot falls on his bottom while trying to be like his dad, falling down instead of climbing down the ladder

PETER CRYING WHEN BRANDY PLAYS OH MY HEART

HE FUCKING SQUISHED THE WALKMAN I'M GONNA CRY

So what is the blue blob made out of, hot magma?

HEY THERE, JACKASS *smash*

Groot waving at them though, precious child

"Uh, thank you, Rocket?"

"I AM GROOT!" "I'm not a raboon either!" "I am Groot!" "Raccoon whatever"

"You people have issues" Same rocket

"THAT'S MY FREAKING FATHER"

But all the crazy control work that Rocket is doing while getting excited that their prices are gonna go up for being two time galaxy savers is amazing

CRABBY PUPPY

"SOUP SOUP!" Why is kraglin me while listening to music

WE GOTTA WHAM-BAM SHANG-A-LANG

Kraglin's looking at the Sovereign ships coming in like "oh fuck"

THAT'S WHY YOU WATCH THE ROAD WHEN YOU DRIVE, YOU MIGHT CRASH, KIDS

FLY MY BOYS, FLY

Damn, Mantis is powerful as hell

Groot playing with the leaf on his arm is so cute

"roCKET DO THIS, roCKET DO THAT"

Groot is me whenever my dad tries to explain stuff to me

I like how Rocket tries to baby proof the darn bomb for his stupid child

THE FACE GROOT MAKES AFTER HE TAKES THE BOMB IS SO CUTE HE'S LIKE "I'm gonna do it and make my dad proud!"

The face Yondu makes when Nebula says "promises, promises" Though

Ayesha's hair is so pretty in this scene what

Gamer's general concern for Peter is so high, ADMIT THAT YOU LOVE HIMMM

"I'M MARY POPPINS Y'ALL" I C O N I C

Nebula wipes her nose during the 360 shot, just like the first movie when they're walking down that hallway

DRAX WHAT ABOUT YOUR FAST REFLEXES MY GUY

YES NEBULA, SAVE YOUR SISTER

The fact that Nebula probably jumped after Gamora to save her makes my heart sing

THIS YAKKA ARROW IS SO BADASS

Gonna continue in another posts whoops