#like yknow that one fic series on ao3 where lewis and clark are reincarnated? yeah this was written by 15 year old lewis in that au

[greendomine]

Good day my name is Meriwether Laudanum Syphilis Woodpecker Lewis and i have short ash brown hair (from my father, who i get my name from) with gray roots and brown tips that reaches my mid-forehead and muddy hazel eyes like the misissipi river and a lot of people tell me i look like Thomas Jefferson (A/N: if u don't know who he is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Mahlon Dickerson but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. I'm a Virginian but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I'm also a Captain, and I'm on a magic expedition called the Corps of Discovery in the Louisiana Territory where I'm in the first year (I'm thirty). I'm a hypochondriac (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love my tailor and I buy all my clothes from him. For example today I was wearing a black coat with matching lace around it and a black cotton waistcoat, white breeches and black riding boots. I was wearing a black chapeau bras hat, a white cravat, black coal tar and red blush. I was walking outside Fort Mandan. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of privates stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

"Hey Lewis!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was.... William Clark!

"What's up Clark?" I asked.

"Nothing." he said shyly.

But then, I heard my inferiors call me and I had to go away.