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#like. bro you accelerate suddenly and nobody is strapped in or anything. but dumb
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#The Meg is literally such a bad movie
#this feels like one of those movies there deliberately bad.
#must have been fun to write though. a bunch of writers going “oh my god imagine” and then deliberately adding awful tropes
#watching it hurts though
#as long as they don't invalidate and damsel the woman like fast and furious always does I won't complain too much
#nvm they immediately damsel her
#also. what's up with insisting showing Jason Statham's feet
#Also. there's absolutely zero line safety on that stupid boat.
#they did a fun job with the kid though. she has a lot of fun lines and says them pretty well
#the amount of times they're suddenly accelerated a boat and either have or have almost lost someone
#like. bro you accelerate suddenly and nobody is strapped in or anything. but dumb
#wait nvm she didn't really get damseled and she's got a good ability to stand up on her own. and he's not as awful as Vin Deisel usually is
#boooo. heroic self sacrifice is boring as hell
#he won't really die of course. probably
#he didn't even sort of maybe die. eh.
#honestly? charming. would be fun to watch with a friend.
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