no one, everyone, your mama.
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A girl went missing around here.
Story goes, your daddy used to sit on a bench with a birthday cake, trying to lure her home.
Instead of "missing girl" signs, he put up "birthday girl" signs, promising cake to the birthday [girl.]
Of course, the birthday girl never came home, to his disappointment.
Eventually, I found out what really happened to that girl.
Want to know? Ask.
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that is if you can, i mean.
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happy belated 7th birthday to petscop .. this piece of media has always meant so so much to me i cant believe its actually been 7y i feel like a grandpa
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