#listen to me. listen.

[fungii]

sliding this over to you on a table with a note that just says "thats her dad"

[pyebald]

funtime foxy was legitimately my first exposure to the concept of fucking around with gender i could write paragraphs about funtime foxy/mangle

[ssspringroll]

thats right babey we're pivoting. 18+ only. i always just kind of forget kids exist otherwise i wouldve been 18+ from the start. i dont care if minors use my cc thats whatever. but like. leave afterwards. 💛

[lazaruspiss]

robins but ranked by how quickly they seem to have gotten to a "bruce is my dad" stage

1- jason. thats his dad. bruce didnt really have much competition given that jasons dad was practically nonexistent in his life.

2- damian. blood relation. not very enthusiastic about it after he bonds with dick and gets a taste of what a guardian can be, but still accepts it to some extent. same cant be said of bruce who insists on being Bad Weird about the whole thing.

3- tim. yes he did make up a whole fake uncle to dodge the adoption draft, but more so (from what he tells dick at least) bc he saw how messy/raw things were between dick and bruce and he didnt wanna make dick feel bad if bruce adopted him at that moment.

4- dick. he and bruce are so messy its not ok. even when bruce gave him the adoption papers it was so. they are trying so hard to be father and son but it does Not work for a variety of reasons. from personal conflicts, to dick having had the most loving original family of any of the others, to them wanting to be equals but already not being able to healthily manage that with the ex mentor-mentee relationship let alone a father-son one. the cant even navigate their former hero-sidekick dynamic their asses are NOT gonna be able to create a familial connection there. at BEST they might work up to brothers, but there's way too much history for father and son.

[porschesbabydaddy]

Okay I love kinnporsche baby Prapai as much as the next person, but everyone is missing the TRUE gospel- kinnporsche baby Todd (Not Me)

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

Girl help I'm incapable of romanticising trains because I've spent too much time on them

[cherumie]

my headcanon that Grelle was a lot more muted before she met Madame Red because Anne inspired her to unapologetically be herself.............

[notyeshika]

speedyspiders, starfighters! comms for @mystsiiver

[night-scribe]

I wish I would win the lottery so I could make the best g/t movie the world has ever seen

[toonbly]

25 and 47 for the spotify wrapped thing o/

25 is a million gruesome ways to die from billie bust up!!

47 is hayloft ii WHICH NONE OF YOU ARE ALLOWED TO DUNK ON ME FOR OKAY FJDJDKDKDKDD

[minranguinho]

honestly can't wait to have a proper job so i can buy myself an ipad and start making finished pieces so i can subject all of you to my stupid little "Keeping Up With The Raidens" AU

[jackyjackdraws]

I got this idea at 3am.

No, I won't elaborate further

[lazylittledragon]

can't believe we're all adults being forced into the club penguin level of censorship in 2024

[crabussy]

hey. don’t cry. crush four cloves of garlic into a pot with a dollop of olive oil and stir until golden then add one can of crushed tomatoes a bit of balsamic vinegar half a tablespoon of brown sugar and stir for a few minutes adding a handful of fresh spinach until wilted and mix in half a cup of grated parmesan cheese and pasta of your choice ok?

[glitch-frog]

clicker training but its just a single piano key that makes you sad

[itsscaredycat]

the truth is stranger than my own worst dreams

oh the darkness got a hold on me