#literally about time to impregnate benjamin

[arsenalgbt]

guys hear me out. alessia as ben/willo's daughter. iktr!!!

[mauswife]

When I was like 10 or so I was also doing RPs (which was solely for sexting and getting attention tbh) and sometimes it was so obvious that the other person is also a kid. Like one time the other person was like *cums so hard that some poop squirts out* and I was like uhm you don't poop from orgasms. you only pee. And we had a debate about this. and I used to be on a roleplay wolf forum where I impregnated too many other wolves and was kicked out because my character was basically a rapist but i was like its a wolf so that's OK

LOL THIS IS SO FUNNY JHSDJFKSDJ i never got into feral wolf rp but i remember the first map i ever went to in furcadia was meerkat rp and i just wanted a mom meerkat to adopt me and keep me safe in her den it was very innocent tbh

i feel like i creeped out so many adults just like. harping on for their attention. there was this one girl and i just loved how she wrote so much and i was literally like 9 or 10 sending her tons of PMs on deviantart like "Hi I am online now x3 Do u want to hang out" and whatever the fuck i was doing just wanting to rp little animal ear anime people, i got all my character refs off of photobucket and shit. i remember i had a male OC named benjamin that had a lemur tail and ears and i literally all the time was like "Benjamin curled up in the bed and went to sleep." idk why i remember specifically that he was the tiredest character ever written in the history of recorded word but he was

[lafayeeet]

omg plz make a post about him being a pimp i need to know

Benjamin Franklin was a pimp. As a young adult he was the father of an illegitimate child (William Franklin, 13th governor of New Jersey), the result of an affair. His son was also a loyalist, he and his father weren’t no bad terms but they didn’t get along. Franklin literally had the libido of a rabbit.  

But even with the passage of time, Franklin's passions were unrelenting; in fact they seemed to have only grown stronger. From age 50 and until his death at 84, he spent very little time with his wife Deborah. I mean, I guess being an ambassador gives you a lot of free time? It was a well-circulated rumor that Ben was a womanizer; so much so that a verse was published about him.

Franklin, tho`plagued with fumbling ageNeeds nothing to excite him.But is too ready to engageWhen younger arms invite him.

A letter he wrote on June 25th, 1745 offered advice to a young man who was having trouble with his own insatiable libido. The letter was entitled “Advice to a Young Man on the Choice of a Mistress”. It was never published because, I mean, why would you publish a letter about your insatiable sexual escapades?

“In all your Amours, you should prefer old Women to young ones.”

-actual quote. Wow ben. He believed that older woman showed no risk of impregnation, and would tend to you when ill. Franklin begins by “Advice to a Young Man on the Choice of a Mistress” by advising a young man that a cure for sexual urges is unknown and that the proper solution is to take a wife. Franklin starts listing the advantages to marriage. And then he says this;

"The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement”

I think that speaks for itself.

Franklin arrived in Paris in 1776 just as he turned 70. The United States had just become a nation, and he had been sent over to serve as its commissioner to France. While he was there, even in his advanced years, he still had a lot of sway with the ladies.  He was famed for being a flirt and very charming, even in old age. In “Advice to a Young Man on the Choice of a Mistress,” Ben states

"In all your Amours, you should prefer old Women to young ones,"  "the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement.”

There you go, Benjamin Fucking Franklin was a pimp and womanizer.