#literally one of the prettiest bugs ive ever seen. all the scary qualities of spiders just vanished and she was soooooo pretty oh my gosh. | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

the-trans-dragon · 9 months

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If you see black widow and it is a very very very fat round orb like a sphere that looks too goddamn big for its thin little legs

It can move SO FAST. Everything is fine. She's outside somewhere. But do not believe her if she fawns around like she is too fat and round for her tiny little legs. Not even if she keeps the act up for several solid minutes. She is lying!

They can move at the speed of light. I was watching her with my eyeballs and I have no idea where she went. (I didn't have a plan beyond "move her off my front door so my cat daisy doesn't bat her around like a catnip toy" and she is somewhere outdoors and hopefully stays out there or maybe even goes farther away from the door because she was really scary) (though for the record she. was. gorgeous.)

#literally one of the prettiest bugs ive ever seen. all the scary qualities of spiders just vanished and she was soooooo pretty oh my gosh.#like when the full moon makes the entire sky glow a soft gradient light around the moon. just like that. and her red marking was some of the #REDDEST red ive ever seen in nature. more red than cardinals and tulips. red like a prize rose right when the first petals begin to open.#sorenhoots #oh and her LEGS. oh my gosh they were soooo pretty??? normally the legs are the scariest part but hers were so cool and slender and looked #so POINTY at the end like cracks in glass. i don't know why she was so lovely to me. ive seen some lovely spiders--but she was simply 1000x #prettier than even the most gorgeous orb weaver or impressive brown garden spider or even the jumping spiders with black shaggy fur and #vibrant irisescent turquoise/cobalt spots on their backs.

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