#litg hamish fix-it

[rebelrayne]

Write me a Hamish fix fic 🙃 pretty please

fiiiiiiiiiine.

off the market on AO3

Hamish Lennox-Ross doesn't do serious relationships. He had a plan– come on the show to appease his father, get dumped on purpose by being the most repulsive man possible, gain back his bank account. A fool-proof plan until Ava Connolly offers him something more. What's the saying? Don't hate the player, hate the guy pretending to be in a happy couple with your girl.

[cxhleel108]

LITG S9 Thots for this week

• Starting off the volume already annoyed cuz Melissa talking bout “GiRLS neED tO sTIck tOgeTheR”…Bitch you stole my nigga the minute you walked in the villa I don’t wanna hear shit you got to say!

• So yeah I take back saying that it would be funny if Kat was in here and her and Finn had some little relationship drama. I forgot Snoozebox can’t write for shit anymore.

• You like the fact that your ex-girlfriend acts like a child…YOU ARE 28!!!

• Literally offered to lend Hamish a hand and be a nice person and he still gon have the nerve to diss me??? No shade to my mutuals but I need some of y’all to please STAND. UP.

• She is so lucky I don’t want him cuz I woulda fucked her up real quick otherwise after this shit😭😭😭

• Mind you he was the one that told me to sleep with Henri last night.

• Miss “Girls need to stick together” everyone!

• That shower scene was hot lowkey🤭🤭🤭

• If Chen and Kat were actually fucking in there, why would y’all purposely walk in on them???

• This would be so cool if she wasn’t lying❤️

• Ah yes, the type of quality coding we can always expect after 2 weeks between each season release😁

• Omg the way I clocked that I’m so good at this. Initially thought he was a Taurus but then I was like he also gives Libra and considering we’re both Venus signs, basically the same thing. That explains so…so much.

• Them saying we did bits even though…we didn’t. Omg once again quality coding🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

• Now you telling me Melissa, Kat, and Hamish had a threesome in the closet wtf is happening???

• Her first spill.

Yeah uh ngl gang this shit already lame asf. Like from the bad hairstyles to the mid clothes to the even MORE subpar writing to the ungodly amount of coding mistakes…chile. They got like a week or two to fix this or I fear I won’t have anything to post about pertaining to this season anymore😭😭😭

[loveislandthegame]

thoughts on today's volume! i took a nap while playing so this post is gonna be as unceremonious as this finale i'll just briefly acknowledge the crusty dusty hideaway box, hamish & uma drama, and the final date (which was sweet but kinda boring for a final date, i liked the waterfall though)

the cherry on top of all the glitches this season, we got the ghost of tempting fate's past !😍 apparently FB fixed this but i'm not replaying the volume to check

once again, where's the suit option !!👹 as for the dresses: the first one was giving evening outfit, not prom . the blue one and black/gold one are nice. i think i should've went with the blue one because it would've matched natasha more, but we still ate that

to absolutely nobody's surprise, we won ! (can you even lose tho ? i just know there's an "alternate ending" you get with the blond incel) kat/jude got 2nd, uma/hamish got 3rd, and kelly/zeph got 4th. i have no idea how uma/hamish placed higher than kelly/zeph when they spent the whole volume arguing about how ham man is still in love with MC

we have a cute phone call with nat's nan, an elderly woman with purple space buns would be cool af

my wifey claudia returns, but she's also invisible 😭 (maybe the real VIP hosts were the friends we made along the way)

for the first time in this entire season, the game actually acknowledges that MC never flirted with finn

clauds 🥺 she was my LI, so obviously i was like PROPOSE TO HER‼️🗣️📣

i picked love, we say our "i love you"s

and we're outta here ! it's finally over!

side note, i just know FB was laughing their asses off, like "the players said they didn't want a redeemed eddie, after all 😏" type of pettiness. i can't help but respect it

this shows up immediately when you open the app, but i'm just talking about it at the end. first of all, a five week break does not sound promising at all 😭 nor the fact that they're advertising "the ability to make choices" when that's the point of these interactive story games...at least, a good one

obviously i don't know what "affinity triggers" are gonna be like but i'm getting the vibe that they're trying to compete with too hot to handle . if only litg had the diverse customisation options, ability to pick body type and pronouns, multiple LIs with unique routes, proper LGBT representation, disability representation, and so much more of thth

[kikithegr8]

LITG Volume VIII recap

Finally a decent swimsuit worthy of my gems, yay! Those other two dresses ain’t it.

Ok so the date is with Uma?!? Waste of a new swimsuit. She did tell me Lyle is behaving.

I’m so annoyed.

What’s going on between me and Lyle is not your business. What you failed to calculate in your equation is how I feel. I’m not feeling you romantically at all. And why did he send a letter to our house anyway? It’s 2024 not 1924. My head canon? When MC got out of the villa and he wasn’t in her DMs she realized it wasn’t that deep, moved on and focused on work.

Yes because (unless you all hooked up with each other which we all know FB ain’t about that life)I couldn’t care less about what you and Lyle did on your wild night out since I wasn’t involved with either one of you and I was forced over here.

So Kelly wanted a date with Stefan, and Natasha decided to switch to Stefan?!? Only reason why I chose Stefan for the date is so no one would date him, decide they like him and bring him back to the villa. And Cassius would have succeeded too if these heifers weren’t so busy trying to be me that they are willing to settle for my sloppy seconds. Literally Cassius fine ass is right here!!! Make it make sense!!!

So I’m loyal to Lyle the entire time in Casa Amor and am ecstatic when Uma tells me he is behaving himself back at the villa only to come back to a shocked look on Lyle’s face and Uma on his arm. If she told me he pied off another girl to hide the fact that she was pursuing him or if she told him I wasn’t being loyal I WILL CHOOSE VIOLENCE. The only thing I can think of that wouldn’t be a lie on her part is if she communicated that Stefan was in Casa Amor and Lyle assumed I moved on and decided to do so with Uma in which case I MAY STILL CHOOSE VIOLENCE. Or just couple up with Hamish if he’s still available because he played Natasha not me.

Also why didn’t they fix Uma’s hair? Lyle switching with Felicity was the only acceptable alternative to me because she deserves an encore.

[whatisreggieshortfor]

2023 Fic Year in Review

(Just LITG because I at least somewhat value my mental health.)

Thanks for the tag @rebelrayne and @queen-of-boops, I don’t wanna jump off a roof at all 😭

In 2023, I...

Finished/wrote the following chaptered WIPs:

Bugger Off- Youcef/MC, Angie/OC, Band AU

Call 999- Elliot/MC, Firefighter/Dispatch AU

Hit Start Player Two- Elliot/MC, streamers AU

You Don’t Thrive- Nicky/MC, Apocalypse AU

Unfamiliar- Gary/MC, post Villa, aged up, Choose Your Own Adventure

Wrote/completed the following oneshots:

So Much More- Hamish/MC, no Villa AU

Came For You- Elliot/MC

Passions- Lewis/MC, no Villa AU

Double Booked- Marshall/MC, angst, no Villa AU

Study Buddies- Andy/MC, no Villa AU

Speak Now- Ryan/MC, no Villa AU

Tell Me The Truth- Elliot/MC

Getting His Hopes Up- Will/m!MC, after Villa

Curtain Call- Ozzy/MC, Chloe/MC, no Villa AU

Last Night- Rahim/MC

A Promise- Youcef/MC, after Villa

Are You a Man Whore?- Tim/MC, no Villa AU

One- Bella/MC

Nomad- Camilo/MC, no Villa AU

Notebooks- Harry/MC, University AU

Know Your Pros- Jamal/MC, no Villa AU

Caring Quietly- Gary/MC, post University AU

Cheating- Lucy/OC, angst

Your Choice- Jake/Rohan, Villa Fix

The Difference in What You’re Used To- Youcef/MC, past Kobi/MC, no Villa AU

Platonic Importance- Elladine & MC, no Villa AU

Twenty Five- Kobi/MC, no Villa AU

Little Things- Bill/MC

Color Coded- Francis/MC, no Villa AU

standing under the mistletoe- Bryson/MC, no Villa AU

Proper Odd- Elijah/m!MC, Photographer/Model AU

Dial F for Firefighter- Arjun/MC, Firefighter AU

Found Her- Ciaran/MC, Royalty AU

Interview- Genevieve & MC, no Villa AU

Book Covers- Rafi/MC, no Villa AU

Voicemail- Seb/MC, no Villa AU, angsty

from afar- Joyo/MC, no Villa AU, Curse AU

Gingerbread Man- Elliot/MC, Crime AU

Wrong Time, Right Person- Najuma/MC, no Villa AU, exes to lovers

Voyage Stand In- Graham/MC, Crew Mate AU

My Gypsy- Yasmin/MC, Singer AU

Thoughts Go Bi Bi Bi- Lily/MC, no Villa AU, FTL

Professor of Love- Jake/MC, Professor AU

Pride Plans- Talia/MC, no Villa AU

Rivalries Don’t Make Friends- AJ/MC, Hockey AU

My Brothers Keeper- Rohan/MC, no Villa AU

Over Her- Levi/MC, no Villa AU

She Was Everything- Chelsea/m!MC, no Villa AU, fake dating

Cinderella Snapped- Hamish/MC, no Villa AU, Arranged Marriage

UnConfidence Yourself- Youcef/MC

Goodbye Dylan- Angie & Seb & MC, no Villa AU, Abuse

I’d Lie- Seb/MC, no Villa AU, FTL

February Fifteenth- James/MC, no Villa AU

Perfect Birthday Celebration- Tim/MC, no Villa AU

Mothers Day- Jake/MC, post Villa

Dating Game- Tom/MC, Seb/MC, two episodes no Villa AU

Reached the following milestones:

Listen- let’s all just be glad I haven’t cracked under the pressure of these since I have another load in other fandoms.

Before anyone asks- these are all from 2023.

I’ll tag @perfectlysunny02 and @justtuesdays and leave an open forum here.

Clearly I’m a psychopath and don’t understand when to stop.

[rebelrayne]

which 3 litg islanders are the most your type on paper?

hi anon!!

first, real life type:

gary - my husband definitely embodies gary as a real person (if gary was american). we're talking construction. we're talking the banter. we're talking the way this man would probably not be very romantic but does something thinking it is so it is in its own way. so yeah, first and foremost, gary for sure.

miles - again, i need a man. i need someone to fix my fucking dryer and change my oil. he's got the tattoos, he's a little ridiculous and says stupid shit idk why i like that but we're here and we're not leaving. i imagine this man has calloused hands. it's giving 'my hands look like this so hers can look like this' and i'm here for it. I. AM. HERE. FOR. IT.

alex - i want someone to fix my shit ok. go build the pizza oven i wanted (honey are you on here? are you taking this hint????). rebuild my kitchen and then boss me around in the bedroom idk. i like construction guys, alright? but not bill. he's annoying.

now fictional type (so what i like rich fictional men leave me alone!!!!):

hamish - obnoxious banter, funny af and unserious but also so awkward. i think i tend to go for characters that remind me of myself in ways and he's so quirky and jokey about everything. so many ways to interpret and they're right (most of the time-ok my opinion inserted).

tom - if there was a character that was basically me when you first meet me, this is the one. it's this one. it takes me a bit to open up (omg i'm an onion!!!!) but i'll surprise you that i'm actually quite witty.

youcef - i guess? he's funny af. sassy and is so damn petty. before i gave tom a shot, i'd have said i loved him the most. i still like him (even though i can't write him).