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mxbitters · 2 years

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the old care bears stuff could’ve been so fuckin cool if they just maybe werent patronizing about it and actually tried to understand that kids’ emotions and stuff like friendship/social isolation are really nuanced but they really just . mm. cool fuckin demons though

#ok dark heart isnt actually tootoo scary to me as much as he is funny considering how just. baaaaaaadly written he was like the end wtf #but the fuckin BOOK DEMON are you KIDDING ME #and dont get me started with that one fuckin spell. the fuckin barracuda swordfish whatever it was #and then the TREE and whatever fuckin bird thing that was supposed to be--#like oh im sorry i didnt think the care bears movie would be my introduction to the feeling of being HUNTED FOR SPORT #i actually dont pay much attention to new developments in care bears aside from if i see new toys #theyre cute even though idk abt the denim line. jare bears. fuckin. ok.#idk what the show or whatever looks like though #but like the early 2000s movies seemed to be more like.. care-a-lot centered..#so like i think they're not really flyin down anymore??#lmao like a mlp treatment where a harder line is drawn between the lovable colorful characters and just. some kids #to be fair though it does make sense. 'i'm tenderheart bear and im your FRIEND' umm who are you and she talked to me first

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