part of what’s so fun to explore about the reds and blues in the realm of headcanons and fanworks is the fact that i wholeheartedly believe that they’re bound by the laws of comedy in the sense that they have the capacity to forgive absolutely anyone and bring them into the fold if it would be funny enough to do so.
bringing locus into the fold after season 15? objectively funny. the reds are gonna force him into domesticity if they die trying. sarge is gonna make him sit on the couch and watch top gun while donut paints his nails and grif de-tangles his hair, and he's gonna like it, damnit
the freelancers come back from the dead and need a couch or two or five to crash on? ehh who cares that wyoming and maine tried to kill them - so did wash, and look at him now!
the reds and blues should rehab former antagonists like they're rescue dogs that just need to be re-socialized