#loded diaper

[zaikyart]

(via Loded Diaper Classic T-Shirt by ZAIKYART)

[josephtrohman]

call me insane but genuinely the diary of a wimpy kid movies (the og three at least) hold up so well and are like unnecessarily good

[crematedsoup]

hehehe little wip

[exitsnowman]

Rodrick Rules 👍

man, you can’t tell me that Rodrick doesn’t listen to Metallica, Deftones, Nine Inch Nails, and Falling In Reverse.

[ieatadoptmepets]

Part 4 and final part of my favorite quotes/scenes from diary of a wimpy kid: rodrick rules

Every time Rowley is the only one clapping and says "yay Greg!!!'

Chirag going to ridiculous lengths to pretend to be Holly

Again with Rodrick's character development, him seeing Greg sad about the note/Holly/Chirag incident and taking him out to have fun

The comical reactions to the fake vomit

Character development!!!!!!! Greg opening up to Rodrick about Holly

"Chicks act like they're not into me but they are. I know they are" -Rodrick. Again, they have to be pathetic

The photos part 2 and the comical (take a shot every time I say comical in this series) photo of Rodrick pouring soda in the cups because this is a family movie and we can't have any innuendo with those red solo cups

The argument about the party

"You're my brother, but you'll never be my friend" -Rodrick 😭😭😭😭

Again again with the emotionalness of Rodrick

Maybe I'm the weird one but since I've watched this an ungodly amount of times I've noticed the inconsistencies. Rowley's mom is different from when they're at the mom/son dance and when Greg spends the weekend with them at the boardwalk. And then I noticed that during the talent show Rowley's mom isn't even there. On halloween, Greg and Rowley go to his grandma's house in the north part of the neighborhood. But when they go to their grandpa's retirement home, there's no grandma there. With a few things Frank has said about his dad, I think he's passed which means this is Susan's dad. And with no grandma in sight in the og trilogy you could assume Susan's mom has passed too and the grandma up north is Frank's mom. But in the long haul they road trip to see Susan's mom. I think I've watched these too much

Rodrick fake laughing so hard and spitting milk on Greg

"That is HILARIOUS grandpa [without missing a beat] read another one Greg" -Rodrick. I love the delivery Devon Bostick gives to his lines

Rodrick running around the hall reading Greg's diary

Greg not even making a noise and the old lady suddenly popping in front of the stall like mf YOU are the peeping tom

Them immediately jumping to beat Greg up

Rodrick tearing up during Patty's song in the talent show

I'm sorry but there's so many moments where Rodrick is sad and teary eyed I can't not mention it

"Can I borrow your eyeliner?" -Rodrick

The way the announcer announces loded diaper I just love the way he says it

It's tragic realizing that no one is actually singing themselves in this movie but I love Ben Segal and exploded diaper goes so hard

Rodrick kicking out Bill cause yeah!!!!!!!!!

Susan

Rodrick being nice to Greg on the way to school and then pretending to be a dick when he drops him off but the little thing he does when he leaves aughhh I love them

[liontamerheracles]

I honestly want more screenshots of Rodrick singing and in his loded diaper shirt. If anyone has any, please reblog this post with the photos :)

[hairasuntouchedaspartoftheamazon]

Fictional Band Showdown Master Post

Welcome one and all to the Ultimate Fictional Band Showdown! After my last attempt at this blew up, I received a LOT of suggestions for bands I could have added to the running. So I decided to make a Showdown out of it! In the mix are all the bands included in my original post, with 19 others added in.

The first round matchups are:

Love Handel (Phineas and Ferb) vs. Bally-go-Backwards Boys (Death by Dying)

Dethlok (Metalocalpyse) vs. Deathgasm (Deathgasm)

Grifter’s Bone (The Magnus Archives) vs. Kessoku Band (Bocchi the Rock)

Lady Parts (We Are Lady Parts) vs. Jem and the Holograms (Jem and the Holograms)

Loded Diaper (Diary of a Wimpy Kid) vs. Spinal Tap (This is Spinal Tap)

Chicken Choice Judy (Infinity Train) vs. Mystik Spiral (Daria)

Kitty Section (Miraculous Ladybug) vs. Julie and the Phantoms (Julie and the Phantoms)

Mad Gear and the Missile Kid (Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys) vs. The Soggy Bottom Boys (O Brother, Where Art Thou?)

School of Rock (School of Rock) vs. Lemonade Mouth (Lemonade Mouth)

4 Town (Turning Red) vs. The Hex Girls (Scooby-Doo! and the Witch’s Ghost)

Sex Bob-Omb (Scott Pilgrim vs. The World) vs. Mouse Cat (Parks and Recreation)

Wyld Stallions (Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure) vs. Boys Who Cry (SpongeBob SquarePants)

[oikawa]

loded diaper fans should be called poopy groupies

[love-laugh-daydreamarevolt]

dumb ways to die/ hurt yourself

snap your neck headbanging to some stupid loded diaper song

[slaughterbf]

you definitely picked the living tombstone for the last question didnt you

no i picked the loded diaper song

[smallragdoll]

Every band at every local punk scene looks exactly like loded diaper

[shopfiorire]

꒰ა ♡ hey GENNIE & PK ! what are you doing here in uniform?! your shift doesn’t start for another SIX HOURS, i’ll see you then ! ꒰ELOTEPREPARADO & DOYDLY ARE NOW TAKEN꒱

꒰ა ♡ elotepreparado. twenty4. any pronouns. — congratulations GENISIS "GENNIE" AYLA you’re now apart of the fiorire family working at CASHIER as a YAYA'S TRINKETS we’re so excited to have another CANCER here! there’s just a few things to verify and then we can see when your first day is — so, you said friends would describe you as being IMPULSIVE…? i do get that vibe from you! when you’re clocked out, people would be most likely to find you at SUNNY ISLES BEACH? heard there’s going to be a special event there in a few weeks, hope to see you! lastly, you said the one song you’d overplay on the store speakers is NO OFFERINGS by THE AUBREYS? i can’t wait to see you here! ꒰ kusco. twenty. est. ꒱

꒰ა ♡ DOYDLY. 23. they/them/theirs. — congratulations ( PHILOMENA "PK" KIM ) you’re now apart of the fiorire family working at ( PET-A-CENTER ) as a ( CASHIER )! we’re so excited to have another ( TAURUS ) here! there’s just a few things to verify and then we can see when your first day is — so, you said friends would describe you as being ( OPEN-MINDED )…? i do get that vibe from you! when you’re clocked out, people would be most likely to find you at ( NOSTALGIA WONDERLAND )? heard there’s going to be a special event there in a few weeks, hope to see you! lastly, you said the one song you’d overplay on the store speakers is ( BABY ) by ( LODED DIAPER )? i can’t wait to see you here! ꒰ BEAR. 21+. EST ꒱

[timecryptid]

The last Diary of a Wimpy Kid movie I’m doing for now.

I’m hoping this one has an actual fake romantic break up but instead it’s with Rodrick. Also I hope Bills in this one. Love that man.

Are we sure Rodrick will ever move out?

Rodrick keeping his money in his underwear makes so much sense for him.

I’m pretty sure the brothers will kill each other.

Rodrick is still manipulative. He knows his brother wants his attention so he leans into thag more and Greg is instantly in on it.

Rodrick feels like the type who a lot of people know but aren’t like super good friends with. They know him as the guy in a band and he gets pussy of course. But he’s not the type of person you tell your parents you’re friends with/dating unless you’re a little rebellious.

Rodricks room is in the basement in this one.

You would read the sign before trying to open the door.

The party scene is so much better in the live action movie.

So they missed the entire party in this one. Interesting. What is going to happen next?

The fucking Rick Roll in this movie. Also “Not cool dude.”

Same Greg. I would also not help him clean up. God Rodrick is such a pussy in this one.

The bathroom doors still the same though.

Rodrick puts the Gaslight in Gaslight Gatekeep Girlboss. Rodrick is the Gaslight, Patty is the Gatekeep, and Holly is certainly a Girlboss.

Rodrick is pretty good at drums.

I mean Rodrick is still mean but it’s just different.

Bill!!!! I love him so much!! Such a loser and looks like such a scum bag.

Damn Susan. What a milf and good at singing.

We’ve got some reasons that Frank is so against Rodrick and Greg getting closer.

Greg really is learning the art of gaslighting from Rodrick.

Are we finally meeting Holly? Why is Rodrick so happy to be playing stupid board games? Oh my god is it drugs? No it was just Mom bucks.

The accidentally went into the girls bathroom is so over played. But the gossiping grandmas? I would love to sit with them and hear all about their fucking gossip.

“I know what’s going on Greg. I know you’re brother ducks you.” I’m just thinking of that tik tok trend where it says “everybody knows. Everyone knows that he fucks you.” But with their grandpa to Greg.

Where is Holly? Or Patty? Or any girl who isn’t their mom.

I would have had Greg hand over the pictures.

Bill is the reason I believe that any man can get pussy. I, a lesbian, would give it up.

Mom finds out. And so does dad.

The hypocrisy of Rodrick not being allowed to do the talent show but Greg is forced to?

Once I noticed their were no women in these movies I can’t help but notice it.

I knew the pics were going to acidentlly be sent out. Also babe no one knows you. The only consequences would be jail. How the hell did that story get twisted like that?

Bill is such a sleazy douchebag and I love him for that. They may have made Rodrick a bit of a pussy but they made Bill even worse and I love that for him.

He’s really going to fuck over Rodrick like that? And Rowley I guess. But Rodrick? He can’t. He’s doing it. What a bitch. He also doesn’t even know the songs. And playing the drums isn’t just hitting them.

Rodrick cried?! I feel so bad.

You didn’t take it too far.

I love the light turning on when they make up.

The original Loded Diaper song was better. This one is too poppy. But Bill being into milfs is just great.

I liked the original better. They toned Rodrick down to much. Now though I kind of want to watch the 2010 and the 2021 ones back to back along with the 2011 and 2022 ones. Just to really compare them.

[dream-this-nightmare-over]

if dylan got to keep the jeep, i hope devon got to keep the van.

[meadow-anderson]

What dating Rodrick Heffley would be like (nsfw):

- falling asleep to grizzly traumatising horror movies

- you inviting greg to watch them too because you feel bad.... and then him and Rodrick bicker the entire time.

- he somehow always finds a way to fall asleep with his head in your cleavage when Greg isn’t there

- the only pet name he ever really calls you is babe and sometimes a shortened variation of your name

- he loves to be called baby (even though he’ll never admit it)

- a ridiculous amount of van sex

- like seriously susan is starting to get suspicious of how often you go in there

- he always wants to spend time with you, honestly you probably spend more time at his house than your own

- as much as he loves spending alone time with you his lazy ass rarely leaves the house in order to do it. but occasionally he’ll take you on a random night time drive in his van

- sometimes susan invites you to church with them on a Sunday. he begs you to go with them to make it less boring

- sometimes he’ll get jealous easily but he usually keeps that to himself because he’d never want you to feel bad

- loves having you front row whenever loded diaper perform

- also loves having you in the garage when they’re rehearsing

- constantly jokes that you’re his groupie (one time he asked you to roleplay being a crazy fan girl that followed the band around)

- u constantly make him horny. 24/7. no matter what you do

- whenever he takes you to a house party he usually gets drunk way too fast and spends the whole night babbling about how in love with you he is

- although on the rare occasion you get drunker than him he will sober up immediately to take care of you and make sure your ok.

- to sum up he worships the ground you walk on (mainly bcs he can’t believe he actually got a hot girlfriend) you’re like his dream come true

[ieatadoptmepets]

Part two of my favorite quotes/scenes from diary of a wimpy kid: rodrick rules <3 (divided more or less by the ad breaks hulu puts)

"Can you bring me back a cobra? I want to teach it to dance" [weird dancing] -Fregley

When Rodrick pulls up to drive Greg home from school and Ben is in the passenger seat just staring blankly with that same stupid ass mouse face

Them driving casually with Greg and Rowley thrashing around in the back

Okay this isn't a quote or scene but I want to personally thank every costume designer in charge of coming up with Rodrick's outfits. Devon Bostick is a blessing to this earth (I sound like one of those kinda fans who call grown men pookie and babygirl but who cares) and he looks good in everything not to mention that everything they choose is absolutely peak character design that fits rodrick perfectly not to mention the subtle characterization it gives and adds to his personality

"Wake up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy-" -Rowley

Every time where Mr. Jefferson takes Rowley home from Greg's house and says nothing

The compilation of Greg's malicious compliance of being honest: "I'm sorry Mrs. Gillman, but my mom isn't *in* the house right now"

Frank aggressively wiping the chocolate off Greg's pants

When Rodrick pulls off his mom's skirt off of Greg and the little girl yells that he shit his pants because I love her voice and her pronunciation of it

The entire church scene because Rodrick is hot as fuck (thank u costume designers<3)

The compilation of Susan going through seven stages of grief over that incident cause she's so real for that

Rodrick's party outfit with the brown jacket 🤤

"Keep quiet or I'll lock you in the dryer" [mocking Greg] "gReEeG" -Rodrick

"Whatever you thought, I already thinked it" -Rodrick

Rodrick freaking out comically over his mom calling

Greg joining the call and that whole fiasco

I also realized that Rodrick must've put on eyeliner after he locked Greg in the basement and he's so real for that. There's that one fic where Greg is trans but no one talks about how clearly closeted Rodrick is

Manny jumping on the bed with a defeated Frank in the background of the phone call

"I mean not really" -Rodrick, talking to a girl at the parry I mean he says it so weirdly I love it

"Yeah, yeah, I know" -Rodrick, right after the girl leaves because I don't just like any dark aesthetic characters that are so deep in the closet because of the writers, they have to be a little pathetic and embarrassing too

Every party scene with Ben or loded diaper cause they're so fucking stupid I NEED THEM

The party photos, especially of Rodrick cause duh