#look how they massacred my boy (toro rosso)

[sablesilver]

would kinda kms if i had to say i drive for a team called visa cashapp paypal venmo or whatever

[rbr-seb]

Can you rank each Seb era

Bestie this is probably my favourite ask, and this is gonna take us a while.

8. Friendship over with Ferrari, now Aston is my New Best Friend Seb

This was a scary time okay. Traumatizing. He was not thriving, Ferrari had ditched him, he was straight up not having a good time. LOOK AT HOW THEY MASSACRED MY BOY.

7. Advocate for Humanity + Griddad Seb

Return of the hair King + activism. Delish. He's coming back. We had two podiums, yes two podiums i have evidence of him with the trophy in Hungary, it happened okay, and some pretty good points finishes. I'll take what I can get.

6. Toro Rosso Seb

The beast awakens. THE BEAST RISES. This is where it began. This is where the finger made its first appearance in his F1 career

5. Baby Sebcito

wow okay i did not know karting had grid girls

Origins of fluffmesiter, he's so happy here i could cry

4. Feral Red Bull Sweetheart Seb

Seb had us all fooled with his adorkable BMW era, this is when we see him tap into his bastard side and start is rampage.

3. Ferrari my beloved, my dream, my heart Seb

Oh Ferrari, My Ferrari, we could have had it all. This is when Simi started to take off, and we got soooo tantalizingly close to the WDC. So many iconic events: "Something lose in my seat," seagulls, Canada 2019, Senorita, Italian singing, MEIN GOTT MUSS DA SEIN, blue flags; but points taken off for Germany 2018.

2. Junior spec series / BMW-Sauber Seb

HE'S JUST SO FLUFFY! Fuzzball and I want to hug him and run my hand through his hair. Princess era. So so amazing. Super speedy. Much love.

1. Red Bull Bastard Bad Boy Golden Boy TM Seb

A.K.A the reason I run this blog. Probably the love of my life. Unmatched devil energy, SHarl le'devil who? The Official F1 Instagram agrees- Sebastian Devil. Won so much everyone hated him. 9 consecutive wins. fucking 9. who does that. honestly TM

For images, feel free to browse #rbr-seb on my tumblr, because half the posts on this blog are about rbr seb. The ORIGINAL RBR GOLDEN BOY. Mark Webber's Nightmare.