#lovey.txt

[chansgender]

imagining annabeth spending the winter holidays with percy’s family…sally cooking her dinner and them all opening gifts…she starts to remember what home is really like

[vrily2k]

Heyyy! Since Gordon is still away I've been curious...

What happened to everyone!!! Are we still relevant on the internet?

[funky-mlm]

i want nothing more than to live with you. we'll have a little garden on our patio and we'll cook together. i look forward to cleaning the house with you and doing laundry with you. we'll keep a nice home i think. i honestly even look forward to going grocery shopping with you, domestic stuff like that. we'll sit on the couch and watch movies and we won't pay for cable 'cause hulu is better. we'll go camping and hiking together and snuggle close if it gets cold. i'll give you back rubs and little kisses on your shoulders so you can forget about a bad day. i want to grow old with you.

[wlwchans]

IM GONNA LOSE IT

[vrily2k]

how's everything crackalacking my dudes. who's all on this program anyhow?

That's Easy!

There's me, benny, benji, tommy, mr coolatta, bubby, coomer, darnold, and sunkist!

[vrily2k]

It's not 2024, Lovey, its still 1999

Whaddya Mean?

[chansgender]

jason grace with scars that look like lightning

[chansgender]

it takes a man to be a babygirl

[chansgender]

going to the shelter looking for cats like yeah i'll take the most pathetic one you have

[chansgender]

i'm like a wizard and my thoughts are spells

[chansgender]

in another world, we never domesticated cats or dogs...think of the horrors

[chansgender]

"cringe culture is dead...BUT" no! get away from me! nothing is cringe anymore! let people enjoy things!

[chansgender]

"this is the funniest thing i've ever said" <- me every time i say something remotely funny

[vrily2k]

Gordon you alright?

G-Gordon...?

>> CHARACTER DATA UPDATED

I'm Alright! More than Alright actually!

YES!

Gorrrdooonn!!!!!!!

[vrily2k]

Wow they must be really wanting you to open the letter so just open the email to see what this whole thing is about. Maybe who ever sent you the email says on the bottom of it the email like signing off something. And the email is probably gonna explain so I do not see the problem?

...Fine. But if this fucks up my virual avatar and my consciousness, I'm gonna throw hands with someone...

>> LOVEY HAS BEEN UNMUTED

GORDON NO-!!

>> Gordon Freeman Opened the Letter!

Gordon...

>> UPDATING CHARACTER DATA FOR: GORDON FREEMAN

>> PLEASE WAIT. . .

[vrily2k]

“Hey look! an Update!

“LOVECORE-!”

“LOVEY N-”

Lovey, Virus, and Restrictor have all been Put into Sleep Mode-

Windows is Preparing updates... Please do not touch the CD-ROM or turn the power off...