#lucky|reapernurse|goldwatcher

[darkdeception-incoquotes]

Reaper Nurse: Let's keep the mothers out of this.

Gold Watcher: Who even uses "your mom" as a serious insult anymore?

Lucky: Your mom does.

[darkdeception-incoquotes]

Gold Watcher: You're pretty cute when you're nice.

Reaper Nurse: Oh yeah? And what am I when I'm not nice?

Lucky: Hot as fuck.

[darkdeception-incoquotes]

Reaper Nurse: This is Google. Anything you want to find you type it in.

Gold Watcher: I lost a really nice silk scarf in about 1812.

Lucky: Yes, now google it.

[darkdeception-incoquotes]

Reaper Nurse: Are you drunk?

Gold Watcher: Only on the spirit of Christmas!

Lucky: And the spirit of whisky.

[darkdeception-incoquotes]

Reaper Nurse: Is there a word that's a mix between sad and mad?

Gold Watcher: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated...

Lucky: Smad.

[darkdeception-incoquotes]

Lucky: Hey, do you know the password to the Reaper Nurse's computer?

Gold Watcher: Fuck you, Lucky.

Lucky: Hey!!

Gold Watcher: No, you misunderstood, the password is "fuckyouLucky".

Lucky: Oh, no numbers? Not very safe.

[darkdeception-incoquotes]

Reaper Nurse: It’s impossible to make a sentence without using the letter a.

Gold Watcher: Despite your thinking, it is quite possible, yet difficult, to form one without the specific letter. Here’s one more to further disprove your theory.

Lucky: Fuck you.

[darkdeception-incoquotes]

Reaper Nurse: Aww, what's your dog's name?

Gold Watcher: Spartacus.

Reaper Nurse, yelling to Lucky: TRY SPARTACUS!

Lucky, on the computer: DIDN'T WORK!

Gold Watcher:

Reaper Nurse: What's your favorite number?