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stiltonbasket · 9 months

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lxc having the #1 Hot Guy Ranking is kind of funny? Like, he's such a sweetie that he's ignoring all of the people making googoo eyes at him? and lwj is staring down anyone that looks like they might try anthing (except nmj).

Jiang Fengmian, several years pre-canon: I want that boy as my son-in-law. :(

Nie Huangyin, watching a tiny NMJ eating snacks with LXC and JYL: I totally get where you're coming from, but that divine honor was destined for me. 😌

Jiang Fengmian: What?

Nie Huangyin, playing dumb: What??

*twenty years later*

Lan Wangji, to the general public: "I will separate your heads from your shoulders if you even think about trying anything with my Xiongzhang."

Lan Wangji, re: Nie Mingjue: "Why in heaven's name is Chifeng-zun not even thinking about trying anything with my Xiongzhang???" >:(((

#asks #nielan #lxc doesn't have many girls chasing after him because he is just such a bro #they fall for him because of his looks #but then they actually meet him and go #huh #i think I want to start a book club with him #or a Cultivator's Innovation Group #or a crochet circle #NOT a family #he gives off the vibes of a taken man #though he honestly has no idea that he's been spoken for since the age of 12 #jiang fengmian #nie huangyin #lan wangji #lan xichen #nie mingjue

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