#lycheeasks

[lycheeloving]

Hear me out how would yandere batfamily with a reader that says stuff like “I would give head to get (blank) right now” or “I would fuck someone to have (blank) right about now” like without even realizing it its a bad habit of mine and i cant help it 😔 like would they get the thing she’s talking about or how would they react to it

If your relationship is platonic? They want you to stop, stop saying that, never say that again!! You're way too innocent to even know what those words mean!! Stop it!! No giving head or sucking and fucking is going to happen in this house, stop joking about it!! Ask again in a normal way and they'll think about giving you what you want >:(

But if it's not platonic...? They're all falling over each other (and beating each other up if needs be) to be the first one to give you whatever you want. Oh, you were joking? Haha. Yeah. Um. They totally knew that. Won't stop them from reacting the same way next time though, just in case.

[lycheeejuice]

Do you have any Cyno tummy headcannons?

I do! Everyone knows Cyno makes horrible jokes so I imagine whenever he's sharing a meal with others Tighnari is always shoving food in Cyno's mouth to try and keep him quiet...Cyno is persistent though and this ends up with him being unintentionally stuffed by having endless amounts of food crammed in his mouth. When pursuing criminals across the endless desert it definitely takes a toll on his body his stomach will start angrily growling after a long trek under the sun. Cyno seems like the type to put justice before his meals especially when chasing runaway criminals can take up entire stretches of the day. The rumbling of his stomach isn't very practical for stealth...and he is lucky if he finds anything edible on the way. After a big meal, his stomach is very rounded out and visible due to his very light outfit leaving his belly fully exposed. It will gurgle loudly and shift slightly when he walks which definitely attracts the stares of others. It's a bit embarrassing for him especially when he usually comes off as rather intimidating. Cyno has some very eccentric eating habits too, he has a stomach made of steel and can eat practically anything handed to him no matter how unsightly or abnormal. Tighnari jokingly dared him to eat a dendro slime once...and Cyno did so without hesitation. His stomach was very wobbly and full after that which was extremely evident due to his belly being fully exposed. While usually he is able to keep a straight face that was the one thing that truly ended up embarrassing him. I actually do not know much about Cyno yet but these were fun to write! I have always loved his design especially because his tummy is always out in the open haha. Hope you enjoy these!

[lycheeloving]

I now have a writing brain worm because of you.

Reading the shared darling au, with Captain Marvel viewing us as a parent or sibling made my heart just squeal from wanting to pinch his cheeks. (Auto correct used punch instead of pinch.)

Reading yandere Bat Fam, especially non-platonic yandere Bruce, made me think of how goopy this man is for his kids and how he'd probably be feral for a partner who also loves adopted children the same. (As evident from Selina, but with cats.)

So imagine with me if you will, we're a civilian in Fawcett. (don't know if I wrote that right.) You see a 12 year old boy around the city who's obviously homeless, but he tries to help as many people as possible.

You make food that's good cold, will last awhile without a fridge, or is so fresh it's still steaming for this kid. You give him blankets and clothes that are too big because it's better for him to grow into them. You don't know where he disappears to during a crisis and it's eating you up inside. So you offer your place in case of emergencies, or if he just wants to come by.

Eventually, he trusts us and slowly starts appearing every now and again. You already turned a guest room in your apartment into his room. It's like having an outdoor cat, but it's a kid. You offer getting him enrolled in school again, through the Internet so it's easier for his lifestyle and cause you want him to succeed even if it's not in your home. He gets so emotional that he asks if you could be his parent. You say that you'll try your best and work to get a foster license. Billy lays low so CPS won't try to take him again since this is a home he found and wants to stay.

Meanwhile, Batman found out that Captain Marvel was a 12 year old named Billy Batson. An orphan with no shelter, food, or clean clothes. Who runs from every foster home he's been in. He debates how he's going to either adopt the kid or is going to find a way to make him stop being a Hero until he's older.

Bruce is deep in thought when new information on Billy surfaces. He's registered as a student for online classes. Bruce sees this as the opportunity to get the kid in Gotham. By offering these online students and their parents the ability to tour Gotham Academy campus, all fairs paid as well as accomodations, on the chance they will win a full ride for the Academy of three of them. Room and board for said winning students and their parents offered jobs at Wayne Enterprises, as well. Not as anything major, unless you have the skills for it, but still a good job with amazing benefits.

Billy is mildly excited at the prospect of going to an actual school. And the possibility of you also getting a better job with better benefits. There's also the fact that, in the city of crime, it'd be easier for you to legally become a foster parent and/or adopt him!

You two decide to take the offer. Billy feels guilty for leaving Fawcett, even though there's no guarantee he'll win. He also made sure to ask others to check in on his city in case anything happens.

While on the tour, the group gets held hostage by a gang who's leader wants to become an official Rogue. One thing leads to another and you get shot through the right side of your chest while trying to shield Billy.

This leads Bruce to having his own trauma brought back up and the guilt of orchestrating all of this, even if it was to try to give a kid a better life. All the other parents back out of the 'contest' but you have to go to the hospital in Gotham. Bruce pays for all treatments and opens his home to Billy while the kid waits for us to recover, visiting every single day. Billy gets the scholarship on the basis he accepted it and was the only one willing to.

Bat Fam grow to think of Billy as a brother and, other than Bruce, kinda hope the kid's guardian doesn't make it or stays in a coma. Bruce on the other hand is wracked with guilt. He made Billy go through the same trauma he did.

He also becomes obsessive over you, given the fact that you acted as such a good parent. And that you were like him, trying to adopt a feral child that trusted no one. The more he looked into your background and your actions, the more he wanted to get to know you as a person.

When you finally wake up, it's to Billy tapping away at some school work. Chocking out, "Bil-ly?" Gets the tiny boy to launch at you.

You find out about everything and feel guilty that the billionaire paid your medical bills and that you don't know how to repay him back. Bruce uses this to his advantage and asks you to be a secretary. Obviously, while we're learning to walk again and have physical therapy, the best way to move around is a wheelchair. Thank goodness Bruce is already prepared for that.

It was so kind to let you and Billy into his home after the injury. Even the rest of Bruce's Brood have come to like you after a while. From corralling business men, making coffee, volunteering at animal a homeless shelters, trying pilates or aerobics, and learning a bit of ballet as you regain control of your body.

You're walking again! You have money from your nice job. You're looking into getting an apartment for you and Billy.

That last part most definitely doesn't fit anyone else's narrative of how it should be.

...did i write anything about Captain Marvel? 🤔 Or did you just mean my fics made you think of him? lol

EITHER WAY this was really good & cute, thanks! I'm glad I inspired you <3

[lycheeloving]

I hope you accept fanarts

Jason bathing with reader avvzvbssvsvsv

ofc i accept fanart!!! this is so good!!!

when the conses are quencing... love their little shocked face underneath all of the shampoo lol and Jason just smiling the entire time like :)

[lycheeloving]

Do you think Yandere Batfamily would show you off at galas and such? Or would they keep you all to themselves?

I think in some cases, depending on how they got you, they wouldn't let you leave the manor at all... Like if you were kidnapped and people are looking for you, or they faked your death so nobody even knows you're still alive, they can't just let you go out in public! What if someone sees you!

But if somehow they get you in a way where nobody misses you or would think it's weird that you're suddenly a Wayne, maybe they'd let you go to galas after a few years?

Only if you've totally accepted your situation and aren't showing any signs of wanting to get away, of course. And then only if you really really want to go, and promise not to talk to anyone except members of the family and have one of them right next to you at all times. Then they might let you go to a gala maybe once a year. But they'd let you go to other (less public) places outside a bit more often than that! Only if at least one of them is coming with you though, of course.

So all in all they would very much prefer to keep you all to themselves, but if at some point they trust you to stay, they might allow you to be out in public every once in a while.

[lycheeloving]

For the purpose of shenanigans, imagine the darlings decide to flirt with different heroes.

Who would take it the worst? Who would take it the best?

(I can imagine Green Lantern being open to a three way with certain heroes…)

I'm just going to answer this for my AU, minors dni obviously:

Wonder Woman: Darling can flirt with whoever they want. As long as they're having fun? Sure! Why not! But if someone starts flirting back she's getting out her sword. So darling can't really flirt with people bc the others get nervous that Diana is going to take something they say as flirting back and attack them. Darling gets flirty with the Flash and he zooms the fuck away immediately. Could be a fun hobby tho! Finding out who's the most scared of Diana?

Batman: No. Don't do it. Don't flirt with anyone else unless you're trying to get punished. But you might be able to convince him to try a threesome if you ask him about it first and tell him he's the only one you'll ever care about, you've just always wanted to try a threesome, he can even choose the third person! Please? Then he might agree if he's in a good mood. Probably chooses Clark.

Superman: Doesn't like it, it makes him sad. What does the other hero have that he doesn't have? Why don't you like him? Gets mopey. Not angry at all but looks like a kicked puppy. Great way to get back at him when he's pissing you off by being too clingy or something.

Green Lantern: Gets really jealous if you flirt with anyone else, but thinks a threesome could be hot, mostly to show off his darling. Isn't his darling the hottest, most attractive person ever? Might get a bit jealous during the threesome tho. Like if the other hero is doing a better job at pleasing you than he is, he might throw them out of the bedroom and end the threesome there and then. And never speak of it again.

Haven't written for him yet but the Flash I think would also be sad, kind of like Superman, but you could talk him into a threesome if you ask nicely enough. Like. He'll do it, anything to make you happy!! But his feelings will be hurt and he'll be more clingy than usual afterwards and be kind of pissed at whoever else was a part of the threesome.

That being said, I'm not totally sure if any of them would agree to a threesome in my AU bc they all have their own darling? Like the person you ask to be the third would probably say no. Unless the other darling is invited too and it was a foursome maybe. Or just an all out orgy I guess. Monthly Watchtower orgy anyone? Ok no I don't think any of them would be really ok with that... Hm. Unless...? 👀

[lycheeloving]

Hello, I love your fake text post they’re so cute. Imagine if john wick were on a work trip away from his partner and the whole time since there’s such a big time difference he’d be sending photos of him through out his day… like: john - here’s my lunch 🍱 ☺️ here’s my hotel 🏨

thank u!! here are some texts <3

(he's not even that old, just incredibly out of touch)

[lycheeloving]

Yandere plastic man turning into a kitten and approaching you. You pet him and call him cute, and cuddle him.

You let him in your house. You invite him onto your bed. You love him.

Oh man, that would totally work on me (currently feeding multiple stray cats).

Oh noooo a poor helpless kitten AND it doesn't shy away from me? I would adopt every stray cat if only they trusted me and allowed me to touch them, but if he curled up against me and purred?? I am immediately taking him home. The cute cat that has funny spots that almost make it look like its wearing a little superhero outfit and a mask, haha! Kind of weird colors for a cat to have at all, if you think about it... Did somebody dye it? Poor baby :(

He would totally brag to the rest of the Justice League, btw. "My darling loves me soooo much 🥰." "They think you're a cat." "Yes, a cute cat that they absolutely adore! If that's what it takes, then meow, am I right?"

At some point he'll probably get bored of being a cat and just transform back into himself mid cuddle session, almost giving you a heart attack. Don't worry baby, he won't hurt you! Calm down! He'll wrap himself around you like a snake, so you can't struggle too much. And when you stop freaking out, you can finally go out on a date! Aren't you happy? If you're sad about losing your little cat, he can transform back into it whenever you want! Or you could just adopt a new one together. By the way, you should move in with him, now that you're officially together :)

[lycheeloving]

Do you think that Platonic Yandere Batman would be as sadistic as Romantic Yandere Batman? Which do you think would be worse?

I definitely think romantic yandere would be worse, mostly because of the difference in punishments... minors dni

For platonic yan I think punishments would be limited to locking you into your room for most of the day, maybe cuffing you to the bed so you really can't go anywhere without his permission, forced family time and maybe even family therapy. So not really sadistic at all.

But as a romantic yan he's going to add sexual stuff to it. Spanking, edging, overstimulation, biting... Anything you can think of, really. Also I think he'd brand you with a bat symbol, to mark you as his. Maybe only after you try to escape, just in case you do manage to get away, you'll always have a physical reminder of him on your skin.

[lycheeloving]

Ok I thought of this based off of ur last post about the yandere batfamily taking reader out to special events but what if the reader is from a broken home and growing up they where always told stuff like “if u run away I won’t even look for u let alone call the cops” and horrible stuff like that so no one would really know that they’re gone would yandere batfamily take the reader out more if that was to happen (personally if I ever get kidnapped I wouldn’t try and run I would accept my fate since my parents burned it in my head that no one would care if I went missing from a young age)

Well yeah if they have reason to believe you wouldn't try to run then sure they would take you out more! Esp if they can use it to manipulate you show you that they really care about you and are better for you than your previous family living situation!

[lycheeloving]

Which romantic Yanderes would be most accepting of a touch averse and asexual darling. Someone who doesn’t want to be touched at all, by anyone ever?

I think it would be mostly ok for all of them, as long as they know it's not a problem you have with them personally!

Unfortunately I think all of them would try to convince you to at least cuddle or hold hands or just something, anything, so you'll have to deal with that.

Not sure there'd be a big difference between any of them though. Except maybe J'onn who I think doesn't feel like physical touch is that important at all when he can enter your mind :}

[lycheeloving]

I think Bruce Wayne is more in the lane of doing it unintentionally, like even if he saw his parents die he was still pissed by Alfred and his favorite food is cucumber sandwiches, I don't think it crossed his mind that you might like pizza over whatever Michelin star plate he's giving you. In his mind, you're finally given the food you deserve. Then you spit it out, and the robins basically have to tell him that yes pizza is better than blank fancy rich food here, if you weren't raised on said fancy rich people food

You're right, for him it's just the most normal (and best food) out there... Mr. I Eat Burgers With A Fork And Knife (and pizza too, probably)

[lycheeejuice]

If you haven't, you should look up Gaming's voice lines on YouTube! He sounds so cute and it might give you a good idea of what his character is like!

Hello! If this is the same anon who requested Gaming last time I'm very sorry for the wait! I finally have some time to write again and indeed did some research on Gaming! With all the energy Gaming expends Wushou dancing and escorting goods as a vanguard I'm sure he's got a very fast metabolism...He's always hungry and snacking on something any free moment he has! Gaming probably has those very audible stomach growls that you can hear from across the room but it doesn't tend to embarrass him much. Based on his voice line about Dim Sum Gaming is probably a pretty good cook and willingly cooks for others just to see them full and happy! He knows the warmth and comforts of fullness better than anyone and has a habit of accidentally making too much food when he really gets into it. Not wanting to waste a single bite he'll finish everything he's made even after he's totally stuffed. With all the eating he does I'm sure Gaming occasionally puts on a bit of weight when business is slow and he's got more downtime. He's not the slightest bit ashamed when he does, it only goes to show that he is eating well! He's definitely the type of person to poke, prod, and squish the soft skin of his belly just for his own amusement. I'm actually very surprised how many of his voice lines have to do with food! Gaming seems like a total foodie and I wasn't expecting to like him as much as I do now that I've looked through his character!

[lycheeejuice]

do you like the idea of wrio stuffing the neuvi by feeding him?

Oh absolutely, that's one of my favorite things to think about. I love the idea of Wriothesley thinking his companion doesn't eat enough so he's always offering to feed him. Neuvillette is missing meals too frequently or downing water if he feels hungry yet can't bring himself to leave his study- which Wrio can't stand. Wriothesley I imagine is a decent cook too so he'll invite Neuvillette over for dinner and put together such a wide spread of food it's enough for a family of five- You can always tell when the Iudex has just visited the Duke because Neuvillette will have a very round belly afterward.

[lycheeejuice]

I'm just thinking about how the Wrio could make jokes about Neuvillette gaining weight--(￣∇￣)

Oh my gosh yes, this is so good...Wriothesley definitely makes lighthearted jokes about Neuvi's newfound chubbiness whenever he's had a little too much to eat or has put on a little bit of weight. Neuvillette knows he makes every joke fondly and usually ends up flustered by Wrio's antics haha. I can imagine Wrio coming up behind him and grabbing his belly telling him it's a good look and he doesn't necessarily need to go losing it anytime soon...a well-fed hydro dragon is a happy one after all. This has given me so many ideas...thank you anon I'm going to take this and run with it, many Wriolette headcannons in the near future!

[lycheeejuice]

My stomach is growling so much because of the water I drank. I haven’t eaten dinner and lunch was small so it’s just churning around in there. I feel so hungry

Who would this be?

I feel you anon...I read this last night before bed and ironically found myself in the same situation. I have a crazy fast metabolism so I was super hungry only a few hours after dinner but, I didn't eat anything before going to the gym to avoid a stomach ache. My friend was late though so I was just sitting there with these intense hunger pangs before we finally got to working out- I finished my entire water bottle but was running on empty the entire time, after we finished up for the night my stomach was being so noisy...I was starving. I was too tired to eat after I got home though so I went to bed hungry too. Hope you eventually got some food! In terms of HSR and Genshin, this feels very coded towards Neuvillette and his water or Dan Heng and his coffee addiction that I'm sure he has, maybe even Wrio and his tea...Just each of them downing liquids while being too busy with their work to get any proper food despite how ravenous they are and how loud their stomach is grumbling.