#lynn.speech.brep

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you wouldnt drink a woman

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pasta salad by the way is the cure to life

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i think the people of blaseball tumblr need to understand my Axel Trololol/Boyfriend Monreal post Day X semiromantic marrige with emotionally tense love triangle featuring also Dickerson Morse ideas, courtesy of also caz solphys and roxy taketheringtolohac

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me, looking at posts from the silly little murder baseball: oh you dont understand my guys At All

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22/23 is normal for having a child right but im still so :0 at learning my cousins pregnant, bc once my grandparents find out i wont hear the end of it

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i hope my childhood friends and extended family on facebook are content with my posts about wuf madness and that dentists are teeth wizards, bc i have worse posts here

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and one day spider man you too will have sploded dishwasher

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no one* will ever blorbo the kansas city breathmints like i do

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i live for the thrill of the kill (waiting in line for the fair rides)

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pst, i got secret, i got pretty wife :3

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boyfriend monreal, the bitch of all time, epitome of having it all together and a big mess at the same time

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luke combs i am exploding with my mind, on one hand i love the song fast car lyrically and rythmically so a cover isnt half bad hes sorta doing it justice but on the other hand hes kinda a jackass and id rather tracy chapmans original version be on all the radio stations

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god is dead (no one sells tastey coffee flavors in whole bean)

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self love (imagining wife in a wedding dress)

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omg caz @solphy pings momence

Last song: Are You A Hypnotist?? by The Flaming Lips on spotify and Last Kisses by Daisy The Great on apple music, i fell asleep sunday night to daisy the great and then yesterday i got fight test stuck in my head when i was looking through my concert footage from seeing the flaming lips in person two weeks ago and went to listen to yoshimi again while driving al home

Currently watching: The Mentalist :) hes like really observant of people and facts and shit so he helps the california state fbi solve murders because when he was a tv psychic he pissed off a serial killer who murdered his wife and daughter and now he's on a mission to find the killer

Currently reading: a mentalist fic thats about miss congeniality, and also im rereading and editing my own fic about winnie hess

Current obsession: the mentalist, knitting, my wife, getting a little back into blaseball but not much

idk who id really want to tag @baggedfish @ravenmcqueen1 elya if u wanna ik caz already tagged u

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im basically what if my parents were one 20 year old lesbian