#madladies

[vilnan]

the fucking curse of buying jeans when you're both fat and short

[weedle-testaburger]

IS THIS TURNING INTO A GENDERQUEER LESBIAN LOVE TRIANGLE? TAKASHI YOU ABSOLUTE MADLADY

[cryptidm0ths]

stares autistically.. im so sorry i need to infect someone else with my current brainrot . rinmayo would never work ina bajillionyears but i think theyd be cute .. rinne carries and flings mayoi around like one would a ferret 🤝 his wet pathetic neurotic emotional support babygirl ….. i dont know something something tatsumayo and rinniki dynamics are similar now mash them up :3 tatsuniki and rinmayo . or something !!!does this make any sense!!!! (<- is rambling like a madlady) . tldr rinmayo my request ♪

am listening am listening wiggle mayo around like a long cat :]c he goes around saying look at a my wife

[ask-the-shorty-squad]

Excuse me..? "Abilities"??

Oh!! I get it!

You guys are obviously high!

...Maybe I should take you guys to a doctor..

We know all this is hard to believe but it's the truth, woof! And why do we have to answer your questions when we dont even know who you are!! You could be a madlady out to kill them!!

.....

Ryoko Hirose.. I go to the same school as Joe and Sara.. Sara and I have been friends for.. As long as I can remember really...

Me and Joe sorta dated.. It was a bit confusing what we were...

You have no idea how much they both mean to me.. Especially Sara... I made an oath with Joe to protect Sara at all cost...

I just want to know they're both safe...

I know that feeling all too well. I apologize for how rude our responses were. I understand how we sounded a bit unbelievable.

[samuelbeckett0689]

SHE DID IT

Guys, she did it! The madlady went and got my first play produced and published! It's called Waiting for Godot, and going to be performed at Theatre de Babylone right here in Paris! Thank you so much Suzanne, you're honestly the best person to have ever stepped foot in my life.

[aether-asterisk]

YVONNE IMPOSTOR CLUTCH GODDAMN

[yvrm]

Fun portrait time with paper53 #paper53 #portait #madlady #partytime #fingerdoodle #irishart #artistsoninstagram #artistontumblr #digitalart https://www.instagram.com/p/CAyer3gKMQY/?igshid=ysy6jhptyff5

[creativenextraida]

BROWS: @anastasianordics Define Brow Pencil in Medium Brown. @nyxcosmeticsnordics Brunette Brow Mascara. EYES: @wetnwildnordics Creme Brûlée Eyeshadow. @madladyse Temporary Tattoos. @katvondbeauty Everlasting Lip Liner in A-Go-Go. @pierrerene_professional Eyeshdow no.28. @kicks.se Metallic Eyeliner in Gold. @ritualscosmetics 3in1 Miracle Mascara. @vivaladivacosmetics Roll Eyeshadow. @ofracosmeticsnordics Glazed Donut Highlighter. #anastasiabeverlyhills #anastasia #anastasianordics #nyx #nyxcosmetics #nyxnordics #wetnwild #wetnwildbeauty #katvondbeauty #katvond #madlady #madladyse #vivaladiva #vivaladivacosmetics #ofra #ofrahighlighter #ofranordics #kicksse #kicksno #kicksfi #ritualscosmetics #rituals #beauty #makeup #eyemakeup #pierrerene #pierrereneprofessional https://www.instagram.com/p/Bnow2w8hVEB/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=knedumcyhihv

[isthatbloodonhisshirt]

Ma’am or maybe not ma’am I’m unsure if there was any changes of pronouns or ways of treatment so far? I’ve been reading all your fics like a madlady and I have to tell you I LOVE them like I love them so bad I could cry if someone told me I couldn’t read them anymore.

I’ve been also reading all the notes you leave on them and you’re just so fun from what I’ve read so far and you seem so nice I just wanted to tell you that!!! Maybe someday I’ll have the chance to befriend you (probably when I stop worshipping you like some undiscovered goddess or something first)

Thank you for all your writing that not only keeps me greatly entertained but also warmed up inside (the fics simply give me too many feelings alright)

— 🦊

LOL Your beginning made me chuckle, thank you XD Ma’am is fine, but you’re sweet for being considerate just in case :) 

Thank you so much!! You’re so incredibly kind, thank you! I’m so glad you’ve been enjoying my work, that means a lot to me, I really appreciate it ;~; 

Aww, thanks! I’m glad you like my notes lol. Most of them are just me yelling into the void for people to go to sleep (let’s be real, it’s right into the void because how many of you listen to me? HOW MANY?! The answer is not many... the number of “I read your note, I ignored it” I see in comments make me sigh for your lost sleep |D) But I am glad you enjoy them, that’s awesome XD  (And please don’t worship, I am not worthy of worship, I am just an awkward potato who writes about two boys in love LOL) 

Thank you for being super sweet and lovely, this was such a nice message to read and I really appreciate you taking the time, thank you so much!!! <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3

[shit-lexi-says-blog]

Right next to the rape van thanks madlady

[badwithten]

〉yuta x fem!reader

〉word count 1k

〉warnings yuta is depressed but its nothing sad, smoking and mentions of alcohol 

〉from my 500 follower event

〉for @lucas-wongs​ you said something you wouldn't expect so i hope this surprised you at least just a little? i’ve never written this type of au (?) but it was really fun (also thank you for reblogging the post <3)

High school was easy for Yuta, he was popular, smart, good at sports and graduated without a worry. He was happy living life as it came. But what he didn’t realize was just as quickly as his happiness came, it would go. His luck running out once he got into the ‘real world’. He could no longer get out of trouble with just a flash of his smile or talk his way into passing. He had to work hard, study and get a job. Which he wasn’t opposed to. But everything was so difficult when you didn’t know what it was you wanted.

With his friends growing up faster than him and his parents pressuring him to make a choice, his nights often ended up the same. Sitting on his bedroom balcony, cigarette in hand and alcohol on his breath. He found it hard to cope with his life after high school. He no longer had a reason to get up in the morning, so he wouldn’t. He wouldn’t be seeing anyone so why get dressed? Why even shower?

He had nothing, nothing to care about, no one to love and no one to love him. But the cold air on his skin, the smoke eating away at his lungs and the beer keeping his blood warm reminded him that he was alive. That in fact, he was a person. Tonight was no different. The single chair that he used daily was worn down, soon needing to be replaced. The town below him was just as empty, being too late for anyone to be up and about. Just like everyother night he was alone.

Or so he thought, but what was that banging and rustling coming from down below? Under his balcony, far out of his view was a strange array of noises. Breaking glass, metal clanging and some sort of smoke that was nothing like the tobacco burning in between his lips. Usually he would take his time before heading back inside, enjoying the peace away from his mind. But the unuasully loud street scared him. He hurriedly stood up, putting out the smoke on the ledge before chucking the butt over, not thinking twice about where it would go. As he opened the sliding door into his bedroom and slid off his shoes, a force of air blew from behind him, stumbling him forward with his tank top flying up.

He hurriedly turned around, a new cursouity building up in him. Rushing to the edge, he looked up at where the source of air would have gone but found the sky empty. When he looked down and found the ground also empty, he was a bit disappointed. But not for long as the same force of wind came crashing down, knocking his back off and over the edge. He was miserable in his current life, if you asked him what he was planning to do in a couple of years he would scoff, replying with ‘Bold of you to assume I’ll be alive in a couple of years’. But in this moment, he would do anything to take that back and still be standing on the safety of his balcony. Anything to go back to the life he once hated. As he readied for the impact he shut his eyes, taking his final breath waiting for the hard concert on the street to snap his back and crack open his skull. But it never came.

Instead what felt like a soft cloud wrapped around him, lifitng his weight effortlessly. He open his eyes with a gasp, taking in all the oxygen that got kicked out of him. Although freaked out, he was grateful to be alive, laughing at the sight of his own hands, alive and warm. Until he realied what was happening. A small glow was coming out of his skin, presumably being what was keeping him from colliding with the ground. Not only was he floating, but he was continuing to rise in the air. When it finally clicked in his adrenaline filled brain, a scream left his lips.

You could only laugh at the boy you had saved, standing on the roof of his apartment building and lifting him to your level. He didn’t even seem to notice you as you realesed him onto the roof, collapsing onto the solid ground with shaky legs. When he finally noticed you with his wide eyes, he was just as panicked. Scurrying back on his hands and hitting the ledge.

“W-what?” He could barely catch his breath, the events of the previous five minutes being more thrilling than the last nineteen years of his life.

“You shouldnt litter you know?” You still didnt feel bad enough to have any pity on him, not yet anyway. You flick his discarded cigarette butt at his feet. “You shouldnt smoke at all really”

“Who are you?” As if he didnt hear any of your previous questions his mind was too focused on you. Your clothes were outdated by centuries, hair scattered around like a madlady and on top of that you had him floating in a bubble just moments earlier.

“I go by Y/N these days” You give him a bright smirk, heading over to where he cowers on the ground and offering him your hand. “How about you?”

“W-what are you?” He doesnt move from his position, chest still heaving. You can only roll your eyes, reaching down and pulling him up yourself.

“I’m still human” You brush off your clothes, it had been a while since you had traveled and you were still getting used to moving so fast. “Mostly”

“What?!”

“God, I’m kidding!” You had already had enough of him, crouching down and pull out a purple powder from the small pouch hanging off your belt. “What’s your name kid?”

“Y-yuta”

“Y-yuta or just Yuta?”

“Just Yuta” You sigh, standing up from the small desgin drawn on the ground, it begins to glow once more.

“Well Yuta, you don’t look too happy, is that safe to say?” He doesnt say a word, still a little unsure about your intentions, but he nods. “Come on then” You place one foot onto the circle, the other reaching out in his direction along with your hand. “Time for an adventure, what do you say?”

[boris-williams-blog-anitamaid]

I'm seriously disappointed that #thecure is releasing a DVD box set without any old material. I really don't understand why :( I know some people say that today's line up is better live than this one, but they are not. They are miles and miles away. If you don't even recognise old material being played, like Disintegration that seriously disintegrated the other night, and there are no intros to Inbetween Days and Why Can't I Be You, it's not the same band that I fell in love with all those years ago. Boris is seriously underrated as a drummer and is sorely missed in every way :( I'm not writing this because I'm drooling over past members, but as an amateur musician, having played the clarinet for nearly 40 years, I can tell the difference, and it's big. I'm glad we saw them at the Øya Festival, but it will never be the same. I can say sorry over and over again, but I'm being honest. Even #robertsmith doesn't hit the high tones anymore, Gabrels was ok, but a bit boring. #pearlthompson was way cool back in the day, and #boriswilliams was in another league altogether. #loltolhurst contributed as well, even though he was ill, you could tell by the charm. It's just not there anymore. #simongallup was alright though, as was #rogerodonnell , but no :( I won't buy that box. Will probably regret posting this. #angryoldwoman that I am. I know that Boris would probably not be in the band now anyway, #oap , but wish he'd stayed for at least 20 years longer. His contribution to the band was in total more than just being a drummer. Turning up the tempo on Just Like Heaven... Thank you , beautiful soul, and fantastic musician ! If you were to read this, you are not forgotten. There. Today's #madlady 's volcanic eruption. https://www.instagram.com/p/B08D3PBAd_i/?igshid=15unrjwt7o72

[elliiihm]

Sutt up with the gang gang.. #madlady #tvåtusenniton #buffalo https://www.instagram.com/p/B0t3stkIoGg/?igshid=ha447onfsk71

[smokeyloki]

Pardon me, but might i trouble you for a unicorn? 🦄

You may you may 

Look at this madlad (or madlady) of a unicorn 

A true queen, as the kids would say

[shiush]

[ashielneronamyde]

Ph: @lenoretm_photo. Mds: me & @xarleth. Muah & Style: by models. SFX: @lenoretm_photo. Acessories: @alchemyengland/@alchemyofengland. #gothic #gothicgirl #gothicchick #gothicmakeup #gothicmodel #ashielneronamyde #gothgirl #gothgoth #gothchick #gothsofinstagram #instagoth #alterativemodel #altmodel #alternativegirl #altgirl #metalgirl #paleskin #darkheart #madlady (at Студия мастерская Надежды Шибиной) https://www.instagram.com/p/BvVtAYPHMuA/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1r61hqlv1mqqs