#makes absolutely no sense but i can't deny the milf/younger man appeal

[allyriadayne]

rhaenyscriston inspired and based and real but i am going to need you to elaborate

okay so it all started in late 2022 when fabien frankel got possessed and say this to millions of people on twitter:

how could i resist?

anyway to me rhaenys x criston is half sadomasochist mistress x slave relationship half guard dog half cuck chair kink half cheating kink.

criston fought to be chosen as kingsguard because his biggest dream was to steam in unresolved lust outside of rhaenys and corlys' bedchambers as they made love but alas, viserys rejected laena and the velaryons left. rhaenys, milf that she is, was sad about this because she wanted to use her new pet and had already commissioned a woodcarver to make a beautiful cuck chair to set up in her rooms :( she was even going to talk to corlys about opening their marriage again....

let's forward to driftmark ep, first time meeting each other again! criston is a bit more disillusioned with royal women but cannot deny rhaenys' allure. rihanna voice chains and whips excite me after failing alicent so utterly during her time of need (this is also the reason nobody was there to guard the kids), only rhaenys' punishment could cleanse him. first use of the beautiful beautiful cuck chair rhaenys commissioned years ago aw <3

ep 8/9 rhaenys is again in the red keep. the tensions are too high for these lovers. no chair but criston ties himself to the bed and as punishment for choosing the other side he denies her his touch. it's so intense rhaenys can't attend the family dinner. he doesn't come to see her in her rooms the next day either bc he's looking for aegon but when he finds out ser erryk helped her escape he swears vengeance on the other knight. how dare he touch his lady! anyway it's a really tragic story :(