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rhaenyscriston inspired and based and real but i am going to need you to elaborate
okay so it all started in late 2022 when fabien frankel got possessed and say this to millions of people on twitter:
how could i resist?
anyway to me rhaenys x criston is half sadomasochist mistress x slave relationship half guard dog half cuck chair kink half cheating kink.
criston fought to be chosen as kingsguard because his biggest dream was to steam in unresolved lust outside of rhaenys and corlys' bedchambers as they made love but alas, viserys rejected laena and the velaryons left. rhaenys, milf that she is, was sad about this because she wanted to use her new pet and had already commissioned a woodcarver to make a beautiful cuck chair to set up in her rooms :( she was even going to talk to corlys about opening their marriage again....
let's forward to driftmark ep, first time meeting each other again! criston is a bit more disillusioned with royal women but cannot deny rhaenys' allure. rihanna voice chains and whips excite me after failing alicent so utterly during her time of need (this is also the reason nobody was there to guard the kids), only rhaenys' punishment could cleanse him. first use of the beautiful beautiful cuck chair rhaenys commissioned years ago aw <3
ep 8/9 rhaenys is again in the red keep. the tensions are too high for these lovers. no chair but criston ties himself to the bed and as punishment for choosing the other side he denies her his touch. it's so intense rhaenys can't attend the family dinner. he doesn't come to see her in her rooms the next day either bc he's looking for aegon but when he finds out ser erryk helped her escape he swears vengeance on the other knight. how dare he touch his lady! anyway it's a really tragic story :(
#ask#Anonymous#should i........#criston x rhaenys#i owe fabien so much#makes absolutely no sense but i can't deny the milf/younger man appeal#it's just so beautiful when a woman dogwalks a man........natural state fr
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sweating nauseous with a 4070 super fe in my basket
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filtering down ao3 results from 14000 to 6 based on a single tag is foul. im sorry none of you are as enlightened as me ig.
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I understand that tall men are our POV characters, but surely being like a foot taller than everyone around them would have some occasional consequences
#youd think thisd happen at least a little bit#I love stuff in fantasy where they'll occasionally talk about how weird humans are. it comes up a few times in the story but honestly I do#love it a lot. especially that troll stuff I thought that was pretty cool#laios touden#falin touden#marcille donato#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#chilchuck tims#arts#GODAMN IT I SPELT HIS NAME WRONG I KNEW I SHOULD HAVNT HAVE RUSHED THE DIALOUGE
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The lake town
#woooooo I'm done ‼️‼️‼️‼️#this was really fun maybe i should draw more aerial view art#drawing to scale is a bit of a struggle still but I'll work on it 👍#I'm happy w how this came out :)#art
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crazy how 4 hours of work will literally take up my entire 15+ hour day. who allowed this
#text#i have Things to Do tomorrow but i also have Work and it feels impossible to do both#even though mathematically i should be literally fine
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saw some debate over the english title translation of dungeon meshi and I am here to offer you this alternative
#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#laios touden#or should I say... LAIOS FIERI#this is so dumb I stayed up to draw this
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in the hour or so it took me to draw this op turned reblogs off
EDIT: reblogs are STAYING OFF. op was right and correct and i have never regretted making a post as much as this one. if you want to reblog my art you can reblog something else from my blog. or commission me, lord knows i deserve financial compensation for the nightmare this post has put me through
#art#i had to block multiple people because of this post and i easily could have blocked more#do you guys have any idea how exhausting it is to hear 400 people make the exact same unfunny joke each thinking they're being original#or worry that another person might get harassed over a post i made because of the way people are talking about them#or be harassed/insulted YOURSELF because some people don't know how to fucking behave#you guys don't get reblogs back. you should be grateful i'm leaving the post up at all.
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a bottom-tier autistic experience is being told throughout your entire childhood that you are just an overthinker when it comes to social situations and later finding out that your friends did, in fact, hate being around you and tried to communicate that through weird little hints
#my worst fears have been realized#i should trust my instincts sometimes#autism#asd#autistic#autistic community#actually autistic#autistic adult#autistic things#neurodivergent#neurodiversity
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why yes I AM making boop gifs from screen recording
#they're transparent and i'll post them when I am finished.#I won't even tag them because everyone should have them#boop#text
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i feel like a lot of the 'i hate kids' crowd would be more tolerant if they understood that due to a kid's limited experience of the world that 4 hour flight might just be the longest they've ever had to sit still for or that trapped finger might literally be the most pain they've ever felt in their short life or they might not have ever seen a person with pink hair ever so of course they want to touch it or nobody's told them yet that they can't run around the museum and they only just learned cheetahs are the fastest animals so of course they want to put that to the test. how were they supposed to know etc etc.
#like majority of the time kids are not just 'being naughty'. they have big feelings inside little bodies it's a lot#also like.#it should be illegal to dye your hair fun colours if you aren't prepared for kids in public to ask if youre related to a my little pony#EDIT: the notes on this post are an absolute cesspool. i don't care about your reasons for hating kids you sound like a disney villain
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HAPPY DUNMESHI THUR- *gunshoits*
#Idk anything abt feathers as u can tell#dunmeshi#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#falin touden#marcille donato#laois touden#senshi#farcille#should i even tag the others? lmao#My art
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butch wolverine, anyone?
#just couldn't get her out of my head#should I be working more on my final?#yes#did I have to draw this?#also yes#enjoy#wolverine#butch wolverine#deadpool and wolverine#wolverine fanart#deadpool and wolverine fanart#x-men#my art#fanart#digital art
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I turn to Ares.
Thanks to Tyler Miles Lockett who allowed me to draw inspiration from his ARES piece for page 2! Look at his etsy page it's SICK
⚔️ If you want to read some queer retelling of arturian legends have a look at my webtoon
#greek mythology#ares#athena#greek gods#dont get me wrong it aint athena slander but it sure is ares praise#on some level at least#man justly accused of bad things deserves some mid praise more at 11#thank you romi for helping me with words though i duly noted you insisted on ares not being cautious rather than him not being careful#romi be like “i want him to care” and honestly good you should say it#also EPIC led to this and i just..... i want to draw some animatics man i just need infinite time now#my long lost love for greek myths just will never stop coming and they dont stop coming and they dont stop coming#i want some vulture design in here for ares but not sure about this one#kochei doodles
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Not on TikTok often but I heard this audio I had to make this edit with it. Here's a link to the original
#the book of bill#gravity falls#billford#man I kept messing up this post I had to delete and repost it a couple times#first the caption then the subtitles were off#should be ok now
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