allyriadayne · 10 months ago
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rhaenyscriston inspired and based and real but i am going to need you to elaborate
okay so it all started in late 2022 when fabien frankel got possessed and say this to millions of people on twitter:
how could i resist?
anyway to me rhaenys x criston is half sadomasochist mistress x slave relationship half guard dog half cuck chair kink half cheating kink.
criston fought to be chosen as kingsguard because his biggest dream was to steam in unresolved lust outside of rhaenys and corlys' bedchambers as they made love but alas, viserys rejected laena and the velaryons left. rhaenys, milf that she is, was sad about this because she wanted to use her new pet and had already commissioned a woodcarver to make a beautiful cuck chair to set up in her rooms :( she was even going to talk to corlys about opening their marriage again....
let's forward to driftmark ep, first time meeting each other again! criston is a bit more disillusioned with royal women but cannot deny rhaenys' allure. rihanna voice chains and whips excite me after failing alicent so utterly during her time of need (this is also the reason nobody was there to guard the kids), only rhaenys' punishment could cleanse him. first use of the beautiful beautiful cuck chair rhaenys commissioned years ago aw <3
ep 8/9 rhaenys is again in the red keep. the tensions are too high for these lovers. no chair but criston ties himself to the bed and as punishment for choosing the other side he denies her his touch. it's so intense rhaenys can't attend the family dinner. he doesn't come to see her in her rooms the next day either bc he's looking for aegon but when he finds out ser erryk helped her escape he swears vengeance on the other knight. how dare he touch his lady! anyway it's a really tragic story :(
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girleboy · 4 months ago
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sweating nauseous with a 4070 super fe in my basket
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vamptits · 2 months ago
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filtering down ao3 results from 14000 to 6 based on a single tag is foul. im sorry none of you are as enlightened as me ig.
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yeepof · 4 months ago
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I understand that tall men are our POV characters, but surely being like a foot taller than everyone around them would have some occasional consequences
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w1lmuttart · 5 months ago
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The lake town
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copepods · 5 months ago
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crazy how 4 hours of work will literally take up my entire 15+ hour day. who allowed this
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mochidoodle · 6 months ago
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saw some debate over the english title translation of dungeon meshi and I am here to offer you this alternative
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mayhemchicken-artblog · 6 months ago
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in the hour or so it took me to draw this op turned reblogs off
EDIT: reblogs are STAYING OFF. op was right and correct and i have never regretted making a post as much as this one. if you want to reblog my art you can reblog something else from my blog. or commission me, lord knows i deserve financial compensation for the nightmare this post has put me through
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aimlesspoet · 7 months ago
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a bottom-tier autistic experience is being told throughout your entire childhood that you are just an overthinker when it comes to social situations and later finding out that your friends did, in fact, hate being around you and tried to communicate that through weird little hints
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theredtours · 7 months ago
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why yes I AM making boop gifs from screen recording
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vamprisms · 7 months ago
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i feel like a lot of the 'i hate kids' crowd would be more tolerant if they understood that due to a kid's limited experience of the world that 4 hour flight might just be the longest they've ever had to sit still for or that trapped finger might literally be the most pain they've ever felt in their short life or they might not have ever seen a person with pink hair ever so of course they want to touch it or nobody's told them yet that they can't run around the museum and they only just learned cheetahs are the fastest animals so of course they want to put that to the test. how were they supposed to know etc etc.
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jamjoob · 4 months ago
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HAPPY DUNMESHI THUR- *gunshoits*
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hansoeii · 2 months ago
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butch wolverine, anyone?
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kochei0 · 8 months ago
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I turn to Ares.
Thanks to Tyler Miles Lockett who allowed me to draw inspiration from his ARES piece for page 2! Look at his etsy page it's SICK
⚔️ If you want to read some queer retelling of arturian legends have a look at my webtoon
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broadwayfangirl222 · 3 months ago
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Not on TikTok often but I heard this audio I had to make this edit with it. Here's a link to the original
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