#man what did sidney even do 💀

[wreneging]

me and the 15 year old that just kicked me in the face. sidney you’re next.

[sequestering]

Helloooo💙 for the fic ask:

✈

💀(take it as a compliment - because i went to a local game and the refs were hot and i thought of you)

👀

💋

thank you 💕 these are such fun ones!

💀 if you had to write an alternate ending to [take it as a compliment] how would you end it?

refs are so underrated!! the angry tension, the enemies to lovers, the forbidden romance of it all. so glad to have infected you with ref brain worms <3

so 'take it as a compliment' was only ever going to end one way, i.e. with some variation on a very sappy happy ending. that said, i did consider ending it on a kind of outside pov epilogue. i decided against it in the end, but i do still have several thousand words of tk trying to figure out why sid no longer refs their games while claude trolls him relentlessly. i might post it as a follow-up some day but for now a small section--

Travis begins with Google because where else.

They've got a red-eye back to Philadelphia, and he's still banned from the card table for "cheating" so it's not like he's got anything better to do. He pays the extortionate $20 for in-flight wi-fi and settles in for some research.

Sidney Crosby is still alive and still an active NHL officiator, which means Travis can rule out a few of his more wild theories. He didn't actually think Claude would hire an assassin or something, but if there was anyone who would, G's got the exact right kind of don't-give-a-shit energy.

Travis isn't wrong, though. A bit of time on the NHLOA website shows that Crosby hasn't officiated a Flyers game since the previous season. Given that he's based in Pittsburgh, it's unusual.

Reddit agrees with him. Or at least, a few Redditors in a random thread from last month have made the same observation. Weird, they call it. Travis reads through a few of their explanations with mild interest.

It's Gritty. suggests an account named JD1812, which Travis thinks is unlikely. It had taken him a few years of snooping, but he did once catch sight of the guy in the Gritty suit taking a smoke break. He's definitely just a balding dude, not, like, some eldritch monster.

Possibly a personal conflict of interest. If he started dating a player's sister or something they wouldn't let him ref those games, suggests another account. It's such a hilariously bizarre idea that TK has to laugh. He can't even begin to imagine anyone dating humourless, sour-faced Sidney Crosby.

There are a few more proposals. Reddit user TrueNorthStrong69 thinks that Crosby was taken off for bias, but that's also laughable; the NHL's never taken a ref off for being biased in its whole hundred-year history, it's not going to start by taking pity on the Flyers.

Travis reaches the end of the thread none the wiser. Really though, it's not like fucking Reddit was going to have the answer.

He closes the tab and shuts off his phone. Further up the plane, he can see the top of Claude's ginger head over one of the headrests. Travis narrows his eyes and glares. Fuck Claude and his secrets, he's going to figure this one out.

👀 what’s a fic written by someone else that you REALLY wish you wrote yourself?

hmmm i don't tend to think of fic as something i wish i wrote because if i did write it, it'd probably be very different. let's see...

i stumbled across confidence man by blaahaj recently which completely blew me away. i have a long fawning comment in my drafts that i need to actually post - the author has such a knack for nuanced, interesting but still very hockey-bro characterisation; it's gorgeously written; and the romantic italian (lmao) setting is catnip to me. the reason i mention it though is that the premise is genius, and as someone who's been playing around forever with a million different variations on a sports media guy/player au, i was very struck by how perfectly the author slotted the lead (in this case m tkachuk) into his sports media au role. it's hard to get aus right like that, but when you do mwah it can make for such a fab twist on the established character dynamic.

really though there are so many fics and authors i could mention here. this is such a fantastically talented fandom and i so often read a fic and come away thinking 'oh wow the writer did x so well, i really want to try that out myself.'

💋do you have any guilty pleasure ships that you really want to write for but are scared to?

not really! i don't think i've ever felt particularly guilty about liking a ship. there are a ton of ships i'd like to write for at some point in the future, but really the main hindrance to my writing is just time 😭

(✈ i will leave for the next ask....)

[darling-i-read-it]

Three Woodsboro Killers

Sidney Prescott x fem!reader

Word Count: 1.5k

Warnings: the origins of jennifer from jennifers body so the fire and the men taking her and trying to kill her, stabbing, eating men, guns, murder

Author’s Note: i just think <3 her <3

Requested: by anon, Yo! Love your fics I'm glad you write for scream bsjsjsj do you still write for Sidney prescott? If so since its spooky season could you do a Sidney x fem! Reader fic (kind of like Jennifer's body type au) like they were childhood bffs to lovers and r becomes sort of like Jennifer check (and she was popular in schools but still best friends w sidney) who fell in love w her while sidney was with Billy and hated Billy and ligit anyone who even liked sidney or got too close w her (tatum was fine tho) and maybe she helps get ghostface away from sidney since she has the strength too but like still has to get her you know usual monthly snacks in so there's like two ghostface and a demon going around 💀 who's protective of sidney and eventually tells her in the end? Sorry this was long just realized that but I hope this makes sense! I just thought it was a cool idea and wanted to share <3

Summary: the request

I don’t own these characters. They belong to author/director/creator

(not my gif)

You had been stupid that night. It wasn’t hard to imagine. Sidney was basically like your babysitter when it came to dragging her along to random local bands. You should have listened to her. But there was the fire and the lead singer was so hot you could barely stand it.

You may have been in love with Sidney but you would never turn down a hot lead singer. Especially not while she was dating that dickhead, Billy Loomis.

So you let him lead you away. You let him give you that stupid smile that you liked far too much.

You screamed as he stabbed you and let yourself fall into darkness, not being able to stop yourself from worrying about how Sidney would react to your death.

Then of course, you woke up which was a surprise for everyone involved.

You walked down the street, your breath heaving, your chest aching. You were unbelievably hungry. It was like someone had ripped a whole open in your stomach and you could eat a horse.

You stood outside of Sidney’s house. You could hear her through her opened window, on the phone with someone. You guessed it was Tatum from the volume of her voice and the context of the situation. You leaned against the door, unable to bring yourself to knock. You didn’t want to hurt her. You had to eat something else. Anything else.

The night sky hung over you as you clutched your stomach.

It wasn’t long before someone walked by on a walk, ill fated and all alone.

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“Did you hear?�� Sidney asked, walking up to you quickly. Tatum was at her side. They both looked great. People were staring as the three of you walked by.

“Hear what?”

“Casey Becker and Steven Orth were stabbed last night. Gut up and stuff, left out for her parents to find,” Tatum said quickly.

“Seriously? Do they know who did it?” you asked, curiously. Mostly because it hadn’t been you. There had been a couple known murders around town but none that had been like that. Those murders, the simple ones with only the neck broken and blood drained, that was you. But not this stuff.

“No. They think it’s something different from those other murders, where that homeless man died in the street,” Tatum explained. You nodded, raising an eyebrow. You clutched your books to your chest as you walked to class.

“They’ve already forgotten all about the fire,” Sidney said quietly. She was referring to the fire where you technically died. She had been there that night too but hadn’t been able to follow you into the van.

“Who knew Woodsboro could have so much excitement?” Tatum whisper screamed.

“It’s not a good thing,” Sidney said. “We could have died at the fire.”

“Did your dad still leave?” you asked. She nodded.

“He has business. He didn’t wanna go with everything happening but he couldn’t reschedule,” Sidney explained. You nodded once.

“I guess in the meantime I’m going to have to protect you huh?” you teased, nudging her. She smiled, brushing her bangs back.

“Yeah okay. If Billy’s out for the count you can step right in.”

“I feel like I could be better than Billy. More attentive anyway,” you said off handedly.

“She’s got a point,” Tatum said. “Has Billy even called? It’s almost the one year right?”

“He came into the window last night, my dad almost caught him, it was awful.” She had a sly look on her face when she remembered it. You felt the jealousy in your stomach like a pit. There was something off about Billy Loomis. Maybe it was just because you were in love with Sidney. It was probably that.

“Well he should really try to do better.”

===

Ghostface was in the wrong town. This was your territory. He was just going to have to find somewhere else.

That’s what you told yourself as you ran to Sidney’s house the night you felt something was wrong. You didn’t get a phone call but Sidney also didn’t answer your call so you could only assume. Either she was asleep or in trouble. Sidney never missed your calls.

When you arrived the door was ajar. You pursed your lips and shoved it open.

“Movies make psychos more creative!” you heard Billy yell. You scoffed and turned the corner where he met your eyes. He had a knife to Sidney’s neck who was crying, trying very hard to stay strong. “Well well well.” Stu turned around.

“Stu Macher? I didn’t guess that one,” you muttered.

“If it isn’t our resident lesbo.”

“Oh for fucks sake Stu,” you said annoyed. Stu put a gun to your temple. You smiled. “Try me.”

Sidney couldn’t tell what happened next. It was all a blur. You were moving so fast and then Stu was on the ground. She and Billy leaned over the counter to see what was going on. You were on top of him as he writhed on the ground. You lifted your head up for air and your mouth was enlarged, your teeth like fangs. You had this awful look in your eyes and your gaze landed on Billy.

His eyes went wide.

“Plot twist,” he breathed, backing away from Sidney.

“You’re not going anywhere Loomis.” You stood up and went to chase him out. Sidney scrambled and grabbed Stu’s gun, pointed and shot Billy square in the back causing him to fall. You stopped running, turning around.

Your face was back to normal, spare the blood on your chin and cheeks. It was like you hadn’t just eaten Stu’s neck. Sidney’s hand shook, putting the gun on you.

“Sid? Sidney no, I’m not gonna hurt you. I came to help.” You put your hands up. “You know me Sidney, I would never.”

“That’s what Billy said,” she sobbed. You weren’t sure what to say. You could only stand there. It looked like she was about to speak again when the door opened and Dewey Riley ran inside. He pointed the gun at you.

“Is it her?! Is it her?! Oh my God what happened here?” he asked, amazed. Sidney sobbed and shook, turning to Dewey. She put the gun down.

“No. She helped me. It was Stu and Billy,” she said, throwing her arms around Dewey. He held her.

“Why is there blood on your mouth Y/N?” he asked, confused.

“Demented fucks,” was all you said. He didn’t want to push yet. Not with Sidney right here, like this. Sidney let go of him and ran over to you, throwing her arms around you.

“Is he dead?” she whispered. You looked down at Stu.

“Yes. Billy?”

“Uh huh.” You met Dewey’s eyes. He put his hand on your back and started to lead the two of you out.

“Come on girls, let's get out of here. The killers of Woodboro won’t hurt you anymore.” You gave him a strained nod. Those killers sure wouldn’t.

Scream Tag List: @teenyfrsnchini

[leadrains]

in the context of their universe this whole movie thing fucked up

how a black guy about to die first there wasnt even a black guy in the first one

wtf 💀

THEY REALLY GON TARGET THE ONE BLACK COUPLE IN THAT WHOLE BUILDING

the first movie had 0 black people and they corrected it by making this movie half black people

gale is such a pos do yall really like her fr

why are the white girls so weird

the Black Best Friend is really pretty but that wig is not laid

YESS I FUCKING LOVE WHEN SIDNEY KNOCKS THE SHIT OUT OF GALE

i cant hope that gale dies because she's too important but i hope she gets stabbed a few times

WHAT THE FUCK IS HER PROBLEM man leave him alone like fuck 12 i aint about to pity no cop but like get him outta here

this is a gale weathers hate page

ok this sorority girl is about to get murdered

this white girl is a little smart but she's still gonna do some dumb shit and die

nvm she's not smart

why would she investigate a mysterious noise

yes queen run

DONT STOP

KEEP RUNNING MAN

FUCKING RUN

UR SUPPOSED TO BE THE ONE WITH A CAR RIGHT???? SO RUN

ohhhhh my fucking god

run

run

run

OH MY GOD

oh my god

ffs

it's over

ur gonna die girl

he's already inside

oh my god

run

STOP

RUN

STOP INVESTIGATING SOUNDS

ugh

ok this is getting annoying

making me whitephobic

RUN

YES

BEAT HIS ASS

RUN

JUMP

damn

splat

well she tried

why would they think a fuck ton of cops showing up is a good or cool thing.......

was there not just an open door

what the fuck

it's probably the sequel guy

sidney has really good instincts i love her she's such a good heroine

idk i dont trust the boyfriend either

it might be a little cheap for them to have it be the boyfriend twice but it makes sense for a copycat to like deceive her into dating him to keep to the copycat thing

he's kinda cute i guess tho idk he doesn't manipulate her 🤩🤩 high bar

me and who

idk if he does end up being the killer that would be kind of hot he respects her and doesnt manipulate her into sex

i hate randy's sideburns

i kind of like the vibes of dewey and randy being stupid back and forth

randy is better than billy yall should be hyping him up

LMAO the black man trying to run let him out of there

free my nigga!!

if he dies imma be mad

not them making the black man work for a white woman 🤨🤨

girl help she is stunning

GET OFF THE FUCKING STAGE

YELL CUT

nvm why would they have her do a role like this

literally what would possess them to do that

why would he get a say in it

now he's being manipulative lowkey

ok yes sir shut ur mouth and listen to her

ok #malewife

i hope he doesnt kill people

i love the cameraman manifesting his survival

"FUCK YOU" love him

i actually love randy

fave

how did he

what the fuck

IF HE DIES ILL BE SO MAD

ILL BE SO MAD

FUCK

MAN

FUCK

IF THEY DONT GET HIS ASS TO A FUCKING HOSPITAL ASAP

im mad

FUCK

FUCKING SHIT HELL BALLS

that's so upsetting :/

this movie sucks now

im mad fuck this movie

why is he all up on her

let her go this is weird

i miss randy already

love loses

another loss for trans rights

this movie is good tbh but im mad about randy

this other reporter is so respectful gale is a bitch

yes camerman get ur ass out of there

you should have felt bad a long fucking time ago gale

dewey keep walking

don't kiss

do not

dewey is a pussy little bitch

i still miss randy

not all this fake romantic tension bs

i hate this relationship

i kind of hope dewey dies just so they cant be together

not a sex scene

IN A SCHOOL??

hold on

um

the cameraman isnt the killer is he

no ok he isnt

dewey is about to die tho

like what's the plan? he has no weapon

if gale dies i wont be mad about it

is gale gonna die

on one hand i feel like it would be a bad move to kill their secondary heroine but on the other hand i hate her

rip dewey saw this coming the moment he walked in

he cant reach her just give it up man

well that was probably traumatizing for her but i dont feel bad he was a cop and she was a bitch

another rip for my brother randy out here

it better not be the roommate that would be so cheap i dont want it to be

also i hope she doesnt die but she probably will

rip boyfriend

OH lmao ok

bad timing for them to be running around in cloaks with knives honestly

he's gonna get stabbed for real up there man

OH SHIT

GET THEM OUT OF THERE

FUCK MAN

OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR AND RUN?????

SHOOT THROUGH THE WINDSHIELD YOU SHIT FUCKING COP

his face is fucking mush

ghostface knocked out

dont make noise dumbasses

come on come on come on

he's gonna pretend to stay unconscious and then jumpscare

stab him tbh

TAKE OFF THE MASK AND STAB HIM

COME ON

jumpscare

come on man

this movie is really really good at tense scenes

please take off the mask

he's gonna kill the best friend :( i like her

rip it's gonna happen

my heart is beating so fast this is really well written

EHE MADE IT OUT

YESSSS

the fact that they didnt take off the mask....... come on man

NO YEAH GO BACK

REALLY QUICK JUST A PEAK

REALLY QUICK REALLY QUICK

fuck

RUN

RUN

RUN

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

that was racially motivated

ugh

nah cause what was he doing in that random fucking abandoned building and he happened to go into a sound room and find a body

but it's not him cause he would have kept the mask and shit on right?

HEY..... HOW COME THE FILM GUY HAS BEEN ABSENT FOR THE LAST LIKE HOUR OF THE MOVIE........ WHATS HE SO BUSY DOING HUH.................

why would she go to an empty building

pausing to do sum rq and i would just like to have another moment of silence for randy

girl if u dont get the fuck up out of there

NO I KNEW IT I KNEW THAT WOULD HAPPEN

wait is he alive

huh.... what's happening

ok now im watching scream 2