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senselessalchemist · 4 months

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On one of my usual walking routes there's a pair of mannequin legs out in the front garden of one house and today they were standing in and topped with snow

There's nothing else to this really but I do enjoy someone having a pair of very shapely mannequin legs that cut off at the lower torso out in all elements. If no one else got me the mannequin legs on [redacted street name] got me

#honestly they are aspirational legs #quite well endowed which i guess will sell pants?#like damn dude youre just out and about like that 😳#please im an innocent person i can't be exposed to such things #(lmao)#in the spring/summer they have a planter on top of them #which is also very good because then walking plant with a nice ass #but right now they are just cold and stoic #i would have taken a pic but my phone camera wasn't working #it wasn't anyway but then i did drop my phone in the bath yesterday and so possibly now is completely dead #i knew it was a danger but i like being on my phone in the bath too much to quit #mannequin legs i salute you and your well sculpted and impressive but featureless bulge #maybe ill do fanart lmao #i keep not drawing so it wont be good but it might inspire me to clean the millimeter of dust off my tablet #i like money but i wish i had the energy to do much besides eat and sleep outside of work

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