#mari izuki is a gremlin

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Akito and Mari text messages.

Akito: 'Answer your phone."

Mari: 'One sec, I can't find my phone.'

Akito: 'Ok.'

Five minutes later...

Akito: 'You're a terrible child. You know you're killing me, right? You're killing your brother.'

Mari: :)

[ethriel-ir]

[tr1ple-k]

Role swap, feat. Izuki siblings

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Mari, looking into a camera: "Hey! Come wake up Akito with me!"

Mari sneaks into Akito's room and crouches down next to her brother's bed.

Mari, to a sleeping Akito: "WAKE UP, SLEEPY HEAD!"

Akito sits up with a groan, rubbing his eyes sleepily: "Huh? What-"

Behind him, a shirtless KK sits up as well, glaring tiredly at Mari.

KK: "What the hell, Mari?"

Mari, turning her camera back towards her, runs out the room and covers her mouth as her face turned red: "Oh, haha! Oh, shit!"

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Akito: "Whatever you're thinking right now, stop."

Mari: "What?"

Akito: "You always make that face when you're about to say something stupid to make me angry so cut it out-"

Mari: "I never do that!"

Akito: "..."

Mari: "..."

Akito: "..."

Mari: "...Also cereal qualifies as a soup!"

Akito: "I knew it."

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Erika, to Mari: "Okay, so I dare you to-"

Akito cuts in: "Mari isn't allowed to accept dares."

Erika: "Oh, but can I ask why?"

Mari, pouting: "APPARENTLY, I have no regard for my personal safety."

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Akito: "Did you buy the eggs like I asked?"

Mari: "Even better!"

Akito: "Oh... Mari, no-"

Mari, holding up a chicken: "Her name is Fluffy!"

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Akito, sighing: "Okay, so tell me. How in the world did you manage to set fire to the kitchen in the five minutes I was gone?"

Mari: "So I was heating my baguette like the good child I am, right?"

Akito: "Debatable but fine."

Mari: "But I forgot to take it out the paper bag."

Akito: "...So you just threw it into the oven?"

Mari: "In my defense, I was half-asleep!"

Akito: "Mari, it's 3:00 pm."

Mari: "Your point?"

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Mari: "Akito, can you sign this for school?"

Akito shakes his head: "If I sign this, you're going to learn how to forge my signature. If you sign it from the start, you'll be able to sign whatever you want, and they'll never know."

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Mari: "Who the hell-"

Akito: "Language, Mari!"

Mari: "Whom the hell-"

Akito: "No!"

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Mari: "I know what I'm doing! You don't have to baby me, Akito!"

Akito: "I'm not babying you. I'm just trying to prevent you from committing war crimes."

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Mari: "I have a plan. It might get us killed, but if it works it'll be a totally boss story. Cool?"

Erika: "No! It's not cool!"

Mari: "Cool."

Erika: "No, I said it's not cool!"

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Mari, T-posing in the doorway: "Morning, Akito."

Akito, not looking up from his coffee: "Morning, gremlin child."

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Mari: "Hey Erika, do you wanna see a butterfly?"

Erika: "Sure."

Akito: "MARI NO-!"

Mari throws a stick of butter across the kitchen.

KK: "Majestic."

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Akito: "Did you have to stab him, Mari?!"

Mari: "You weren't there! You didn't hear what he said to me!"

Akito: "What did he say?"

Mari: "He said, 'What are you going to do? Stab me?'. So I did!"

KK: "That's fair."

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Akito: "Why did you put your wooden shoes in the toilet?!"

Mari: "Why do you think I did it?"

Akito: "I don't know but it's clogg- oh, come on!"