#marsnipulation

[kmp78]

"Good mood with all dem black curtains tho... 🤔"

He's great at denial. It'll be the next "best fucking night of our lives." Just wait and see! I'm #teamhorny. He'll be flying high on the night and won't need a bj to be in a good mood. I want to see him squish back into those emo days tight jeans and thrusting that bulge everywhere. Grab it for me, baby! 🤣🤣

Your elderly kink is kinda creepy, ngl. 👀

[kmp78]

How do you think that poor old Lordy will dress for the ABL show?

Do you think that he’ll continue dressing like a couture whore or will we get a flashback to his Emo days?

🙃

[kmp78]

“Anything with a crotch area that leaves the goodies in full display like that is a nope for Hoggie.” I have never understood why men have to hide their junk bumps and look like unichs and Ken dolls when women can flaunt every lump, bump, curve, cheek and nipple nub as if we don’t know exactly what’s under there too? What is all the fuss anyway? The human body is the most beautiful thing in nature and I say the better the specimen the more we should want to see it, man or woman ! I vote for Mars tight fitting ball baring costumes this time around!

[kmp78]

I request a palate cleanser!

Can we have a Jordan Catalano pic?

😛

You can have 2. 🙃

[kmp78]

Doesn't matter if he's fucking DK, GTGT or any other bimbo, we all know how it ends. All these anons with their marriage and baby stuff live in dream land 😂

I think we all know how all that marriage nonsense would play out, if it was on any level legal. 🥰

[kmp78]

I can't wait for the shitshow wedding of the year, Momtana's big egg head taking over the pictures and her fake laughing at everything, Sloth not able to smile properly because of all the botox he's had and Lordy staying for about ten minutes but totally stealing the show by wearing all white and a crown 😂

Just don't look at his knees. ✋️

[kmp78]

„And I deffo wanna see JL in a tux cringing his ass off trying to pull a believable and genuine smile in those wedding pics. 😂“

I doubt that Lordy would go to a wedding because he actually avoids appearing at family parties, so why even bother to jump into a fine tux. 🤭😂

"WHAT'S IN IT FOR ME?"

Sorry Cara.

You chose the family to marry into so this is what you get! 🤷🏼‍♀️

[kmp78]

JL wouldn’t ever marry a girl like TTT. She’s just for fun. DK, on the other hand, he might want to be a submissive wife who takes care of herself and can be a healthy mother for his child. Also same race

They better hurry with all that or else he's gonna be the 4th one wearing diapers in that household. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[kmp78]

« Onion and calamari rings are not recommended. ✋️ »

And yet JL doesn't say no 🤭

Maybe he should. 😬

Yacht Season 2025 is only a few short months away... 🛥

[kmp78]

« Her present was 🍆 and a 5 minute loan of 🧢. »

Jesus 😂😂😂

Still counts. 😊

[kmp78]

"Well with the rate of randomness he's throwing at us these days, imma bet his next stop is North Korea. 🤷🏼‍♀️”

JL in his oriental era 🤭😂

Konnichiwa. 🙇🏻‍♀️

[kmp78]

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And showing his tits! 😂

Who shows up wearing that?! 😂

Is he aiming to become a grid girl?

[kmp78]

People don’t hate me but I suspect JL and DK are in love 🤭🥰

I'm here for it. 💐

[kmp78]

"DK looks like a beautiful doll" yes she is beautiful and GTGT is not. Lordy will only be unwrapping one present this year and it ain't GTGT 👋

Santy Clause better stock up on his 💊. 😏

[kmp78]

Completely irrelevant but...

...that just popped up on my IG feed and the way I fucking SCREAMED. 😱😭

I have no idea who these folks are (or why IG even suggested this post to me?!) but...

MY GOD.

MY GOD!!!!!!!!! 😶😱😶😱😶😱😶😱😶😱😶😱😶

Althoooooo... 🤔

No yeah still 😱😶😱😶😱😶😱😶😱😶😱😶😱.

[kmp78]

„If he’s into sloppy seconds. 🤷🏼‍♀️“

You are killing me with this pic 🤭😂😂😂

I 👍 #Bemery