#martyegbert

[taxcncmy]

martyegbert started following taxcncmy

oh fuck wild follower on the lose sup there meme hands its another random bird fanta strider

do you even a introduction with a selfie like that going around

[nathanegbert-archive-blog]

martyegbert started following you

eeeeeeeeeey.

[silkilk]

martyegbert replied to your post:

mystery solved. everyone go back to work! she was just cut off. she isn’t dying, everything’s fine.

I Was Undead Prior To That Incident Anyway

[caeluskind-blog]

martyegbert replied to your post:im not sure what he expects to get out of this

are you seduced yet.

no. no i am not

[crimebiter]

martyegbert replied to your post: 

the sky. look at how high up there it is. wow. so up.

1 C4NT LOOK 4T TH3 SKY OR 1TS V4ST UPN3SS YOU J4CK4SS

W4Y TO 4DD 1NSULT TO 1NJURY

[enigmanly]

martyegbert started following you

There's my new pal. How's it goin, kid?

[dupliblazed-blog]

martyegbert replied to your post: kinda upset that the picture of the cool dude with...

i am also kinda upset about this.

lets pump it up to mega upset maybe well get shit done. recruit like 10 more people who have no idea what the fuck were talking about that seems to be the norm on this website anyway

im ANGRY for the sake of being angry (tumblr.com)

[taxcncmy]

martyegbert replied to your post “martyegbert started following taxcncmy oh fuck wild follower on the...”

oh man, i should hope i never need an introduction, no matter the kind of selfie i've got! when i walk into a room, everyone should immediately just hear a booming voice in their head that says "MARTY HAS ARRIVED. GET READY FOR SOME PARTY ROCKING." but hi there!

i have nothing to say back to this its beautiful its a god damn work of art

behind my tinted glasses theres tears

but hi pleasure to meet you

[eury8ia]

I wake up and my dash is literally just John.

[eggsz]

martyegbert started following you

is this true...... is this REAL.... IS THE MARTY EGBERT BACK???

[caeluskind-blog]

martyegbert replied to your post: apparently my boyfriend is a cat. this poses a...

please do not eat me.

i dont eat cats!! >:(

[crimebiter]

1 TH1NK 1 H4V3 F1N4LLY 4CCUMUL4T3D 3NOUGH FOLLOW3RS TO R34R MY M1GHTY H34D FROM CONC34LM3NT 4ND B3LLOW 4 WHOL3 H34RT3D GR33T1NG 1N TH31R HONOR >:]

SO H3Y GUYS

TH4NKS FOR SHOW1NG UP!

[silkilk]

martyegbert replied to your post: 

but? what are you feeling void of? my curiosity is never not here.

How Am I Supposed To Conclude That

Generally Speaking There Are Various Contributing Factors To Such An Emptiness But Its Nothing Im Not Already Accepting Of 

Sometimes It Just Expands Out Of Your Comfort And You Cant Help But Feel Sad

[tinytherapist-blog]

martyegbert started following you

Another Egbert joins the ranks of the victims of my tiny wrath.

[eury8ia]

martyegbert replied to your post

:(

No Marty you're okay.

[caeluskind-blog]

martyegbert replied to your post: ive bonded with these johns. i still have yet to...

if you give me a potato, i’ll invite you over.

why would you need a potato??