#massai/malik

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I can't help but think about how Massai would've been more fitting for the Vibin' season and Malik for this season.

C3S3 would've been the perfect (and originally planned) season to add skateboards/a skating mechanic and Massai would've fit the theme so much better with his skateboards instead of popping up now.

Sure, maybe they came up with the design after C3S3 or just hadn't polished the design/model for it, but with the amount of skateboard feel of it, it would've been more fun to shove it in especially with the rumours that were going about of skating and how "OMG THEY'RE GONNA ADD SKATEBOARDS!" only to leave us disappointed. I wouldn't be surprised and find it more funny.

Honestly, only the Ageless fits the sort of "medieval" theme of this season. (The theme is more of a mix of realities, but with the map being so old-looking & 'medieval' you can also call it that.)

Random, but I think It'd be interesting that since this is the first map in years we haven't had an 'original Chapter 1 POI' you could really consider it a brand new start, so it would be interesting if it follows a similar theme that the Chapter 1 seasons had, like history is repeating itself. (or looping 😱)

Malik would've fit this season better, and Evie and Massai being Vibin' homies would've made more sense.

Genuinely I don't care about whether skins fit the battle pass or not, but I just think it's neat and more interesting when they do and it gives them brownie points from me.

I love the skins this season, as I say every season... despite how "generic" many (reddit cough cough) are calling Selene, Dusty, and Helsie. Everyone has their opinion, but I really don't think they look too "samey" or "generic." Selene is my favourite this season, though I mostly use her with the Moonglow style because I'm more of a fan of masked/unusual characters.

And although the skins have been feeling strangely lackluster lately, they still all feel unique in their own way - That's just how I feel.

I know Malik and Massai could've just been swapped and added earlier for the fact that Malik's shield/backbling was the foreshadowing for the appearance of the chrome, and otherwise, there weren't too many clues about the upcoming season of Paradise.

But I guess also you could just blame Malki and Massai swapping seasons on the Zero Point being funky. Because that's what epic does anyway. When in doubt or need to retcon something, just go; "Uh, it was the Zero Point!" and everyone will immediately go "OH, that makes SO much sense! 🤯"

cus thats the best way to do it anyway. and oh, It's almost 1am. goodnight

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